Rise of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: the Awakening

Why is there zero hype around this movie?
Thinking about it, all the movies in theis franchise are considered good, but you arely see anyone talking about them, why is that?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because we just had a trilogy of pure apekino. I don't think there was ever much hype around the new films though, people were just very pleasantly surprised by them

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aliens visiting planet of the apes is the only logica next step in the franchise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either that or dinosaurs start to make a comeback

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would see monkeys on horses with guns vs veliciraptors DAY 1 REGARDLESS of how shit it was

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          planet of the apes vs jurassic park

          done!

          b-b-but how can that be?

          who cares? zoomers are moronic no need to explain anything

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >b-b-but how can that be?
            Easy, after the Alpha-Omega bomb explodes in the end of Beneath the Planet of the Apes, one Ape city and it's ape population are transported to the past by the explosion, right into the heart of the Jurassic!
            Now the Apes have to once again conquer Earth, but this time, their enemies are worse than humans!
            Things are about to get pre-historic in Dinosaurs V. Apes, battle for the Planet!
            Release in 2028.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              kinoa

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah

              i dont like portal shit

              too easy

              what i do like is this: nature has become inbalance and is starting to go backwards in time

              the remaining humans are dying and prehistoric creatures are starting to show up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                same anon

                apes are NOT meant to rule earth

                humans are!

                human evolution is whats supposed to occur

                but since that got prevented from happening, earth is now going backwards as a means to course correct

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i would see monkeys on horses with guns vs veliciraptors DAY 1 REGARDLESS of how shit it was

        >Predators of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          aliens vs predators vs apes vs dinos

          they have to race in cars

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they'd ever pull it off half as well, but Escape was fricking nuts and that's another option they could pull any time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      >set 1000 years into the future
      >just like normal human society today but with chimpanzees and apes instead of humans
      >it's a buddy cop movie with urangutang as police chief
      >"give me your badge and your gun, you're off the case"
      >*dramatically slams banana=shaped pistol on the desk*
      >Title: "Planet of the Apes: Guerilla Warfare"
      kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Strange Encounters of the Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar died, thats why

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the third movie concluded the story, it's pretty obvious this will be shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love POTA but I don't think the franchise has been huge since the 1970s.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    planet of the apes vs fast and the furious

    now THATS what zoomers wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vin diesel ape saying family and then pulling a car from the edge of a cliff is good thing though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you mean like the 90s comic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theres 3 dudes in chimp suits riding horses in SF right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cool marketing

      i love public marketing that doesnt include just billboards

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The oohg the ahh the eeh eeh

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is there zero hype around this movie?
    Because the hype was already dead when the third movie came out, which turned out to be a scam.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i want to see kingdom of the planet of the apes i will go to kfc

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only potentially interesting angle is if the writers know everyone hates everyone else now and shows the apes and their society to be more beautiful and just than humans'.

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