>They are actually malding over The Phantom menace re-release
They just can't help themselves. Pathetic
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>They are actually malding over The Phantom menace re-release
They just can't help themselves. Pathetic
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i notice that eceleb obsession ramps up as we go deeper into ESL hours.
Yeah 7am is peak time mutt
The Jeet prequel/RLM infatuation never sleeps.
They humiliated you again, and you reacted predictably.
Oh yeah dude, them seething about schizo theories for 3 minutes totally humiliated me.
You spamming the board shitting your pants screeching really shows how not mad you are lmao.
>spamming
delusional. Cope more
why wouldn't they comment on it, commenting on that movie is the only reason they have any money
Who is this fat frick, and why is he screeching about an ancient movie?
Prequelgays on suicide watch again after based Mike called them morons.
I watched it in theaters for the rerelease and I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected to. Underrated I say.
Oh my god they literally EVISCERATED the millennials on Cinemaphile. Fricking incredible haha
>Episode I
Multiple cinematic releases, great success
>Space Cop
Straight to YouTube release
SAY IT.
DO IT.
Hack Fraud Media
Part Time Hacks
Full Time Frauds
KEK no matter how much you beg you will never, ever be free of the pain.
People hated that shitflick Phantom Menace the day it came out, and you're seething and malding over a funny internet video 10 years later that launched a small group of friends into a cozy lifetime career of reviewing movies and making fun of old tapes. YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE ahahahahaha IT WILL HURT FOREVER
ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH A SHITTY MOVIE THAT YOU LIKED WHEN YOU WERE BABY AHAHAHAHAHA
I'm starting to think you're more butthurt about this than the anon that made the thread.
are you ok?
It isn't even on youtube. You have to buy the CD to see that trash.
>Jay: Did you know that nobody disliked the Phantom Menace before the Plinkett reviews?
>Mike: I did know that. It did not get any bad reviews.
>Jay: Everybody loved it. The only reason people hate it is because they watched an in-ter-net video.
>Mike: In the far corners of the internet. A small internet video.
>Jay: This is a very realistic rational to have.
>Mike: [innocent deadpan voice] Somehow, that internet video, the Mr. Plinkett Star Wars the Phantom Menace review.. which was created 10 years after the film came out.. somehow influenced all those critics that panned it when it was first released in theaters.
>Jay: It's mysterious!
>Mike: And let down generations of Star Wars fans.
>Jay: Yeah, yeah...
>Mike: Except for babies! Who have now grown up into 20 year olds. Who have the, uh, mental capacity OF babies. "'Nuff said!"
>Jay: *laughs*
>Mike: Whatcha got next, Jay??
>Jay: Ah, well, kind of a segue, cause there are some movies that-
>Mike: WHOA our subscriber count just dropped in half!! Anyways, continue Jay.
>*laughs*
ahahaha absolute murder. stop, the zoomers are already dead!
from the people who praised the sequels, everyone!
I genuinely love how utterly broken you are.
>toss out a throwaway line of faint praise for a movie
>shit on that movie in multiple successive videos afterwards
>"B-B-BUT THEY SAID THAT THING ONCE!! AARTGH" *rips out eyeballs, tears sackcloth garments, begs god to know why he has forsaken him*
it's beautiful, I love your pain so much, you will never be free
>one nice thing
lmao
>all this IMMEDIATE rage and pain
ahahahahahahahaha
thanks for the (yous) basement psychos
Anon, did you make this thread? Be honest.
No in fact, I was about to post one and then saw this one already in the catalog.
I'm watching the video right now and that bit where they spent 15 seconds eviscerating you and then moved on was hilarious.
so you really are no better than the one who made this thread.
Nah I'm much more thorough, I'm this anon
and I was going to post the transcript in the OP cause that would be a lot more informative. I debated starting a duplicate thread and then decided to just use this one. It's pretty obvious we have different opinions on the subject tho? Like lol calm down and take a breath for a minute and you can be a bit more objective.
You were screeching about pain a couple minutes ago dude. Don't tell me to calm down.
I just said it was a strawman, no need to be so emotional.
>"I'm not mad," insists guy who's very mad, spending all his time in a thread for a thing he doesn't like, whining about how that thing ruined his life
kek it's funny when they try to backpedal and do the forced calm "i'm so above it all" thing but they still can't escape
schizo
I fricking love it. They've been on point lately, especially the description/self comment text. I hope we get some more adventures of Florps Hoggenwarsch.
the butthurt is palpable
Strawman
They really just can't accept some people liked that film, huh?
haha not bad
>For you.
fricking based
kino vid
Jesus Christ they still act like it raped them or something lmao
I know lmao it's great
The millennials will never be able to get over their shitty baby movie getting made fun of
I'm talking about Mike and Jay, moron
ahhaha
so you're mentally ill then? good lord haha take a breath and get over it, your baby movie got made fun of, you shouldn't be this hurt over it lmao
why are you typing your laughing?
Are you 12?
ahaha
does it hurt that much? do words hurt you? pfffthahaha dude literally take a breath you shouldn't be getting your blood pressure up this high
You are fricking 12 aren't you
>12 year olds
>watching RLM
>this is the cope you need to avoid a panic attack
lmao
hey if it works, remember to breathe anon. don't get an aneurysm lol
You think they're some sort of high brow content? Lmao
oh no he's on that weird bargaining tangent now lol
sad to watch the pathology progress
I think it's funny that they sit around drinking beer and making fun of movies and it somehow ruined your life. It's genuinely chuckleworthy to me kek
What you say about other people says more about you than it does about them.
>prequeljeets STILL seething over Big Mike destroying them