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>They are actually malding over The Phantom menace re-release
They just can't help themselves. Pathetic

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i notice that eceleb obsession ramps up as we go deeper into ESL hours.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah 7am is peak time mutt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Jeet prequel/RLM infatuation never sleeps.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They humiliated you again, and you reacted predictably.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah dude, them seething about schizo theories for 3 minutes totally humiliated me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You spamming the board shitting your pants screeching really shows how not mad you are lmao.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >spamming
          delusional. Cope more

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why wouldn't they comment on it, commenting on that movie is the only reason they have any money

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this fat frick, and why is he screeching about an ancient movie?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prequelgays on suicide watch again after based Mike called them morons.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it in theaters for the rerelease and I enjoyed it a lot more than I expected to. Underrated I say.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god they literally EVISCERATED the millennials on Cinemaphile. Fricking incredible haha

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Episode I
    Multiple cinematic releases, great success
    >Space Cop
    Straight to YouTube release
    SAY IT.
    DO IT.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hack Fraud Media
      Part Time Hacks
      Full Time Frauds

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK no matter how much you beg you will never, ever be free of the pain.
      People hated that shitflick Phantom Menace the day it came out, and you're seething and malding over a funny internet video 10 years later that launched a small group of friends into a cozy lifetime career of reviewing movies and making fun of old tapes. YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE ahahahahaha IT WILL HURT FOREVER
      ALL BECAUSE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH A SHITTY MOVIE THAT YOU LIKED WHEN YOU WERE BABY AHAHAHAHAHA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely love how utterly broken you are.
        >toss out a throwaway line of faint praise for a movie
        >shit on that movie in multiple successive videos afterwards
        >"B-B-BUT THEY SAID THAT THING ONCE!! AARTGH" *rips out eyeballs, tears sackcloth garments, begs god to know why he has forsaken him*
        it's beautiful, I love your pain so much, you will never be free

        I'm starting to think you're more butthurt about this than the anon that made the thread.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you ok?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't even on youtube. You have to buy the CD to see that trash.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jay: Did you know that nobody disliked the Phantom Menace before the Plinkett reviews?
    >Mike: I did know that. It did not get any bad reviews.
    >Jay: Everybody loved it. The only reason people hate it is because they watched an in-ter-net video.
    >Mike: In the far corners of the internet. A small internet video.
    >Jay: This is a very realistic rational to have.
    >Mike: [innocent deadpan voice] Somehow, that internet video, the Mr. Plinkett Star Wars the Phantom Menace review.. which was created 10 years after the film came out.. somehow influenced all those critics that panned it when it was first released in theaters.
    >Jay: It's mysterious!
    >Mike: And let down generations of Star Wars fans.
    >Jay: Yeah, yeah...
    >Mike: Except for babies! Who have now grown up into 20 year olds. Who have the, uh, mental capacity OF babies. "'Nuff said!"
    >Jay: *laughs*
    >Mike: Whatcha got next, Jay??
    >Jay: Ah, well, kind of a segue, cause there are some movies that-
    >Mike: WHOA our subscriber count just dropped in half!! Anyways, continue Jay.
    >*laughs*

    ahahaha absolute murder. stop, the zoomers are already dead!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from the people who praised the sequels, everyone!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely love how utterly broken you are.
        >toss out a throwaway line of faint praise for a movie
        >shit on that movie in multiple successive videos afterwards
        >"B-B-BUT THEY SAID THAT THING ONCE!! AARTGH" *rips out eyeballs, tears sackcloth garments, begs god to know why he has forsaken him*
        it's beautiful, I love your pain so much, you will never be free

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one nice thing
          lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Strawman

            They really just can't accept some people liked that film, huh?

            [...]
            I'm starting to think you're more butthurt about this than the anon that made the thread.

            are you ok?

            >all this IMMEDIATE rage and pain
            ahahahahahahahaha
            thanks for the (yous) basement psychos

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anon, did you make this thread? Be honest.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No in fact, I was about to post one and then saw this one already in the catalog.
                I'm watching the video right now and that bit where they spent 15 seconds eviscerating you and then moved on was hilarious.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you really are no better than the one who made this thread.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I'm much more thorough, I'm this anon

                >Jay: Did you know that nobody disliked the Phantom Menace before the Plinkett reviews?
                >Mike: I did know that. It did not get any bad reviews.
                >Jay: Everybody loved it. The only reason people hate it is because they watched an in-ter-net video.
                >Mike: In the far corners of the internet. A small internet video.
                >Jay: This is a very realistic rational to have.
                >Mike: [innocent deadpan voice] Somehow, that internet video, the Mr. Plinkett Star Wars the Phantom Menace review.. which was created 10 years after the film came out.. somehow influenced all those critics that panned it when it was first released in theaters.
                >Jay: It's mysterious!
                >Mike: And let down generations of Star Wars fans.
                >Jay: Yeah, yeah...
                >Mike: Except for babies! Who have now grown up into 20 year olds. Who have the, uh, mental capacity OF babies. "'Nuff said!"
                >Jay: *laughs*
                >Mike: Whatcha got next, Jay??
                >Jay: Ah, well, kind of a segue, cause there are some movies that-
                >Mike: WHOA our subscriber count just dropped in half!! Anyways, continue Jay.
                >*laughs*

                ahahaha absolute murder. stop, the zoomers are already dead!

                and I was going to post the transcript in the OP cause that would be a lot more informative. I debated starting a duplicate thread and then decided to just use this one. It's pretty obvious we have different opinions on the subject tho? Like lol calm down and take a breath for a minute and you can be a bit more objective.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You were screeching about pain a couple minutes ago dude. Don't tell me to calm down.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I just said it was a strawman, no need to be so emotional.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"I'm not mad," insists guy who's very mad, spending all his time in a thread for a thing he doesn't like, whining about how that thing ruined his life
                kek it's funny when they try to backpedal and do the forced calm "i'm so above it all" thing but they still can't escape

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love it. They've been on point lately, especially the description/self comment text. I hope we get some more adventures of Florps Hoggenwarsch.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the butthurt is palpable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Strawman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They really just can't accept some people liked that film, huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha not bad

      [...]

      >For you.
      fricking based
      kino vid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ they still act like it raped them or something lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know lmao it's great
        The millennials will never be able to get over their shitty baby movie getting made fun of

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm talking about Mike and Jay, moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ahhaha
            so you're mentally ill then? good lord haha take a breath and get over it, your baby movie got made fun of, you shouldn't be this hurt over it lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why are you typing your laughing?
              Are you 12?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ahaha
                does it hurt that much? do words hurt you? pfffthahaha dude literally take a breath you shouldn't be getting your blood pressure up this high

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are fricking 12 aren't you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are fricking 12 aren't you

                >12 year olds
                >watching RLM
                >this is the cope you need to avoid a panic attack
                lmao
                hey if it works, remember to breathe anon. don't get an aneurysm lol

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You think they're some sort of high brow content? Lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh no he's on that weird bargaining tangent now lol
                sad to watch the pathology progress

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's funny that they sit around drinking beer and making fun of movies and it somehow ruined your life. It's genuinely chuckleworthy to me kek

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What you say about other people says more about you than it does about them.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prequeljeets STILL seething over Big Mike destroying them

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