Can we talk about the latest Red Letter Media video?
>can barely remember the details of the films they just watched
>everyone except Jay struggles to form coherent sentences
>have to squint their eyes to read text on tapes
>Tim clearly showing signs of alcoholism
Is it dead?
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Not a tv schizo but i don't see the appeal of tim. He isn't particularly funny or interesting
He's probably their best recurring guest
His appeal is that he isn't beardfat or aidsmoby and therefore is the best recurring guest that isn't a "celebrity"
He’s the only one that still gets trashed sometimes
He's hot AF. He's only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. He still has a long way to go, but he's already outgrown RLM.
I did not expect this post, but I now know my body needed it.
Sleezecore and not Josh.
Tim and Colin from Canada + the other fella from Canada are the absolute best guests.
hes apolitical and doesnt get triggered over breasts.
the implication here is that Robin is incredibly turned on by the thought of being pummeled by Bane's naked fists but doesn't want Batman to know.
Meds.
>Not a tv schizo but i don't see the appeal of tim. He isn't particularly funny or interesting
who?
the actor guy that rich drove home
heidecker
hes just there to fill a chair since having only the three of them every time is too samey.
plays along with the bits and doesnt run his mouth the ENTIRE time
Rich, I know it's you making these threads. Tone down the self-deprecation it's not funny it's sad and awkward. Let others do the bullying.
I thought it was pretty good, they all seemed in good spirits, that's all I require for it to function as nice background noise. Sometimes you can tell that they are 100% completely disinterested in doing the video and they are almost starting to squabble, those episodes are complete trash, thankfully there's not many of them (but almost all are quite recent, which is worrying)
>good spirits
Like whiskey?
Maybe they had fun this time but the episode sucked because it wasn’t that funny. I don’t know if it was bad selection of movies or if they didn’t put enough effort in preparing their jokes and bits. Compare it to the previous Halloween episodes and this one falls flat
they're getting too old
manchildren never age
I guess maybe it's me but I always look forward to their holiday stuff and this years Halloween video was super deflating as far as expectation versus actual product
>expectation versus actual product
What expectations did you have? The Halloween episodes are basically just normal episodes with a different background set. Why would your expectations be high?
You're right - the one where they got so black-out drunk they had to redo it REALLY set the bar high for professional content
I've given up on my hair like jay. Something just clicked one day and I've got no interest at all in cutting it. Why bother? I've still got hair at nearly 40 so frick it let it grow
yeah these homosexuals are unwatchable now
I used to watch every video. Nowadays I only watch Half in the Bag and Re:view
All of this year's botw have been underwhelming iirc. It might be time for them to shift focus to stuff they care about and can muster energy to put effort in. I'd like to see more re:views, movie talk, industry talk, beyond the black void, etc. They're clearly sick of botw and it's showing.
Mike miming out pushing a babies soft spot, as rich disgustedly looks on is the hardest i've laughed in years.
"It's Halloween, mother fricker!"
RLM fell off. Don't blame Mike for taking a side gig as the Philadelphia Eagles head coach
>black text on red background
you'd have trouble reading that shit as well
I used to have a tradition that I'd eat pizza rolls whenever a new Plinkett dropped.
I haven't eaten pizza roles in a long, long time.
>nobody:
>...
>mike:
>white man bad
If RLM are too Woke for you, I'm sorry you've reached the point where you can't let yourself have nice things.
B-but Mike made fun of a white guy once in a video two years ago and I just can't let that go!
He DID!
...Well, that's it then! I'll have to make a thread for EVERY FRICKING SINGLE VIDEO talking about how I hate them and they aren't good and I'm not going to watch or talk or make threads about their videos anymore!
Working around drug abusers must be so uncomfortable for Rich. I feel bad for him.
He's their supplier.
im just glad that that squeky voiced balding guy rich evans doesnt do the fake laughter anymore.
I fricking hate that high pitched moron laugh he used to do alot in older episodes
I learned in my teenage years not to make fun of someone’s laugh. I’ll make fun of anything besides that.
Why decrease the amount of happiness in the world? Why discourage someone from having fun
>>can barely remember the details of the films they just watched
They talk in detail about everything in the films they just watched
except Jay struggles to form coherent sentences
They're all drunk. It's part of the gimmick of the show.
>>have to squint their eyes to read text on tapes
Yeah so? It's very small black text in front of a vibrant red background.
>>Tim clearly showing signs of alcoholism
How would you possibly know that based on seeing him drunk in one youtube video every 5-6 months?
I stopped watching and so should you.
Insider here: For a long while now there has been a smell of gasoline in the studio. I suspect Mike is using some sort of air dispersed poison(possibly light concentrations of mustard gas if his search history is anything to go by) to slowly kill the others. It appears to be working but is taking a heavy toll on Mike as well even though he's "built a resistance to it".
Jay owes me sex.
I dont know what the frick you're talking about, I laughed harder at this episode than most of their recent stuff. Granted it was mostly at stuff that had nothing to.do with the films they watched but it was still funny.
>Mike keeps trying to slowly push the cabinet thing off the table and Rich killing the bit every time.
>The fontanel bit
>Mike and Rich can still joke about Star Trek from both ends of the sobriety spectrum
>"Don't banish the demon he's my ride home" made me laugh even though it was dumb
>Current Update: No Paranormal Activity Detected
I was funny. You people need to remember what fun feels like.
It literally doesn't matter if the most recent video is good or not, if it's funny or not, Cinemaphile will b***h and say its their worst video yet. Happens every RLM thread and has for years now. Everyone says they're "done" with RLM and are never going to watch them again, yet continues to watch every video they do, memorize everything they say, and make up autistic fake "drama" about these guys they pretend to hate. RLM threads are cancer.
>he goes to RLM for film reviews
Not television
Not film
>this show that talks about television and film isn't television or film related
what?
I played this via my tv with HDMI cable
so its TV
The point is no longer the films they watch. This has been obvious for a long time.
Mike Stoklasa is now Mike "The Wino" Kielbasa
Jay Bauman is now Gay Jay Wonderbauman
Rich Evans is now Rich Evans
And their friends also play characters based on themselves.
Jay has insane level of alcohol tolerance due to German genetics. Even Slavs can't compete.
Rich is noticeably slimmer now, and Mike is fatter than ever.
>tim
skipped
This was the most disappointing Halloween special yet. The movie selection sucked, and everyone just seemed bored.
>and everyone just seemed bored.
Because they are. None of them like making videos anymore. Mike Stoklasa would rather be watching Star Trek and doing voice work and partying with Nepo Babies.
They only do these videos to justify their $50,000 Patreon.
That sounds like the average BOTW episode from the last 2 years anon
Wheel of the worst is the only funny stuff left 🙁
I hate that HiB is dead
>I hate that HiB is dead
they put out an episode two weeks ago
they throw out an episode like once a month for movies nobody has heard of. They used to regularly cover all the big releases.
ah, you're one of those wackjobs who only want to listen to them talk shit about whatever's popular.
I mean that's entertaining yes
That's what made them popular. It's the winning formula.
so wrong it isn't even funny
>waaaahhhh why doesn't RLM review the latest Marvel product?
>movies nobody has heard of
So nobody's heard of The Exorcist, Oppenheimer or Indiana Jones?
>Knock at the Cabin
>Cocaine Bear
>The Whale
>Evil Dead Rise
>Guardians of the Galaxy 3
>Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
>Oppenheimer
>The Exorcist Believer
>movies nobody has heard of
They didn't review The Flash vs Ant-Man you fricking redditor!
Jack is the best recurring guest
They are drunk and old and are tired of making videos.
>RLM is run by old alcoholics
first time uh?
Their previous BOTW episode with the babies skit and the Canadian was really good.
This new one is one if not the worst BOTW episode that I have ever seen, I'm actually surprised.
This one had a lot of those bad and unfunny "we're doing this bad intentionally, that's the joke" moments.
Tim is just not a good guest, I don't even know why they have him on the show, barely talks and the others don't react to his jokes.
>t. Beardfat
Wheel episodes are usually the best ones, probably because of the variety between videos. Next one's a Junka, should be good.
>So much weird.... We also have discovered the best 5 minute long video ever to be seen by human eyes. So get ready dickheads, it's time for Junka... probably in November.
Rich has always needed his peepers for small text.
The more I watch RLM the more I realize I'm literally the Rich Evans of my friend group. I even have the same fricking hairline.
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