>i'm breathing heavy to show off my boobs >i'm smiling becuase i can't wait to show these sissies how a real man behaves >i'm suped because my crew is with me >i'm so dangerous look at my crazy eyes
This is top tier acting and I won't listen to anyone's bullshit opinion otherwise.
When you're stating something from your own PoV, you can simply type it. No need for >. Would you like me to explain why those things happen, in reality, my little shut-in?
>least believable tough guy in the history of cinema
Kek this. Gyllenhaal can only play creepy nerds well like Donnie Darko or Nightcrawler. All his roids are just cope. He will never pull off a true alpha male like Swayze could.
UFC released a bunch of scenes with Connor, apparently the movie is giving him a lot of runtime, which is good if you have a pro-fighter in your movie about fighting I guess. /heem/ was pleased by it.
Gyllenhaal pleaded to Bezos to watch this movie to give it a theatrical release (Amazon bought it midway in production), Bezos watched it with him and said it was shit, direct to streaming. BWAHAHAHAHA
promiscious women should be shamed because sex is easy to get for women. having a lot of sex as a woman shows you have no self control.
virgin men should also be shamed because it shows you lack initiative, confidence, charisma, social skills, status, etc. Unless you're a monk who's celibate by choice, virgin men usually have a ton of things wrong with them.
that being said, most wrestlers are degenerates because of steroids, cocaine, alcohol, lifetime of injuries and repeated blows to the head. Couple that with relative fame and money and have have degeneracy.
what did they fricking expect casting a leprechaun manlet. tons of LHW's and HW's out there but they chose a natural featherweight to be some imposing villain breaking immersion
After a muslim immigrant stabbed those school kids last year McGregor said they needed to throw all the africans and middle easterners out of Ireland.
Of course the leftist are trying their best to discredit and humiliate him
Acting that does not look amateur in a professional movie. The original Roadhouse movie was about barfights but did not have Irish non-acting dwarves in leading roles.
>Nobody goes to movies to see breasts.
I do. But I keep my eyes closed. I don't want my mom thinking I'm getting a boner.
Truth be told, I've watched shit like Basic Instinct with my mom cause I know she's into that shit. But I pretend to be a cool customer, like nudity don't phase me.
I've seen a bunch of movies where Jake G plays a tough guy and they were all great. Who the frick is True Geordie?
Source Code
The Covenant
Prisoners
Jarhead
You're just an army gay. Jake ain't tough irl. He's got muscles, but that don't mean shit when I got him in a rear naked chokehold. I can beat up McGregor too.
More like AEW fans. Frick AEW.
>wwe fan deflecting
They tailored the remake specifically for leftoids and the critics still find a way to own le chuds. Powerful
Why did they bother differentiating between virgins and WWE fans?
idgi
There's not enough people in the crowd so they hire people to stand there and pose as audience members so it doesn't look so empty on the PPV
How much do you think they get paid?
KWAB
tpbp
rekt
>H-Heyyyyyyy fellas
what a moron
so its good then?
bump
WWE fans BTFO
Seething pro Europe Union communist tears nourish me.
Might be cooking up a good film then.
This isn’t an own to wrestling fans. MMGay fans are the real jokes here not us
Cope. Most wrestlers are gay homosexuals and/or into extreme BBC cucking like Vince. The WWE is gayer than the boy scouts.
Nice. They know their audience pretty well
McGregor looks hilarious in this, only reason I will watch it
>i'm breathing heavy to show off my boobs
>i'm smiling becuase i can't wait to show these sissies how a real man behaves
>i'm suped because my crew is with me
>i'm so dangerous look at my crazy eyes
This is top tier acting and I won't listen to anyone's bullshit opinion otherwise.
Add to that the fact that his accent is hilarious
>can voice multiple nationalities
He's incredibly talented.
>I've never been in a physical confrontation
When you're stating something from your own PoV, you can simply type it. No need for >. Would you like me to explain why those things happen, in reality, my little shut-in?
yikes
Would you like me to help you understand that sentence? Are you from the third-world?
Yes, I'm waiting.
Now that I've confirmed you're a third-worlder, I can ignore you. Good bye shitskin.
See ya, limpwrist
HOW DOES HE KNOW?
It's not even out yet..
>least believable tough guy in the history of cinema
Kek this. Gyllenhaal can only play creepy nerds well like Donnie Darko or Nightcrawler. All his roids are just cope. He will never pull off a true alpha male like Swayze could.
>true alpha male like Swayze
Pffft. I used to frick guys like him In bathhouses.
>casually rips your throat out
>Gyllenhaal
he plays cult leaders well
UFC released a bunch of scenes with Connor, apparently the movie is giving him a lot of runtime, which is good if you have a pro-fighter in your movie about fighting I guess. /heem/ was pleased by it.
Gyllenhaal pleaded to Bezos to watch this movie to give it a theatrical release (Amazon bought it midway in production), Bezos watched it with him and said it was shit, direct to streaming. BWAHAHAHAHA
it will flop like Wonka!
>don't bawd shame women
>those virgins can't get any HOHOHOHO
even women who claim to like virtuousness will call a man an incel because they disagree
the world is a longhouse
one is successful, the other a failure. can't be compared.
women being scanks isn't a success story
promiscious women should be shamed because sex is easy to get for women. having a lot of sex as a woman shows you have no self control.
virgin men should also be shamed because it shows you lack initiative, confidence, charisma, social skills, status, etc. Unless you're a monk who's celibate by choice, virgin men usually have a ton of things wrong with them.
>true geordie
OPINION IMMEDIATELY DISCARDED
if i was a geordie i'd be gay too ya ever seen the women up there
Why are wrestlers like this?
Chads who have lots of sex?
>chads
wrestlers are literally autists and failed normies. I say this as an Echad.
3 BBC's in ALL holes
Nothing says Chad Alpha like sucking your wife's pussy juice off a guy's dick
he's not a wrestler, he's just british.
that being said, most wrestlers are degenerates because of steroids, cocaine, alcohol, lifetime of injuries and repeated blows to the head. Couple that with relative fame and money and have have degeneracy.
Steroids, especially tren, will elevate your sex drive 10 fold. The basic sex stuff starts to get boring and you look for kinkier shit to get off on.
Steroids shrink your dick.
yeah, well...who's hungry?
Those taps are filthy
>may appeal to virgins
So, Cinemaphile then.
There's a remake of Repo Man in the works. Why? Why do they have to do this?
>Charles Angels movie review: 'Horrendous' remake proves Kristen Stewart 'can't act', may appeal to 'dykes and feminists'.
McGregor is a low IQ Irish thug. I'm not gonna buy the fact he's supposed to be some ruthless, savvy businessman.
HEY, THATS ME!
>He thinks people will go to this movie for the acting
The meme potential of Connor McGregor and Gyllenhaal together is through the roof alone.
WHY EVEN SIGN ON FOR THIS AFTER THE DEATH PF PATRICK?
WHY...somebody explain this shit. You can't. "Hey let's remake Roadhouse" YOU FRICKING IDIOTS. I want names...there HAS to be names.
>I want names...there HAS to be names
Gyllenhaal
McGregor
It's in the OP pic
I'm not talking about the actors, they just want a pay check. Fine. I want to know the names of the FRICKING moronS who green-lit this shit.
Say hello!
Aww shit it's about to snap off. This should be fun.
Well if "True Geordie" says so
jake is washed up ever since taytay made a song about him
You tried. But there are some who'll always appreciate you.
what did they fricking expect casting a leprechaun manlet. tons of LHW's and HW's out there but they chose a natural featherweight to be some imposing villain breaking immersion
Terry Funk 'couldn't act' and he was kino.
terry funk had unmatched levels of charisma(rizz)
>rizz
im going to strangle you with your own frilly training bra
im just making sure to code switch for the zooms
I love a good trainwreck, definitely giving this a watch.
The headline seems bitter, make me think it might be okay
>virgins and WWE fans
>virgins
What does that even mean? Are they saying only ugly men would like it? Very bizarre and female claim
Virgin is female reee'ing. If some b***h is using that as an insult it means you won
True Geordie is a bbc cuck. Many such cases
https://www.mmamania.com/2024/2/14/24073183/road-house-movie-review-horrendous-remake-ufc-conor-mcgregor-cant-act-may-appeal-virgins-wwe-fans
Where would he even see this? The movie isn't out yet
The visual style of the trailer looks so clean, shitty and generic. The movie itself looks forgettable.
After a muslim immigrant stabbed those school kids last year McGregor said they needed to throw all the africans and middle easterners out of Ireland.
Of course the leftist are trying their best to discredit and humiliate him
Or, this could just be a really bad movie and Smurf McGregor cannot act
It's a movie about barfights what kind of acting were you expecting?
Acting that does not look amateur in a professional movie. The original Roadhouse movie was about barfights but did not have Irish non-acting dwarves in leading roles.
I don't watch modern remake Black person trash anyway.
This bald weasel is the one calling people virgins kek
>virgins and WWE fans
>and
>WWE fans confirmed sex havers
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>true geordie
isnt this guy a self-admitted cuck?
Why do they call it a review when true cuck clearly hasn't seen it?
Why would virgins like it? I don't get it.
>Why would virgins like it?
It shows boobies?
Yeah but virgins have porn now. Nobody goes to movies to see breasts.
>Nobody goes to movies to see breasts.
I do. But I keep my eyes closed. I don't want my mom thinking I'm getting a boner.
Truth be told, I've watched shit like Basic Instinct with my mom cause I know she's into that shit. But I pretend to be a cool customer, like nudity don't phase me.
>may appeal to virgins and WWE fans
finally a movie for me
>Virgins and wwe fans
I've seen a bunch of movies where Jake G plays a tough guy and they were all great. Who the frick is True Geordie?
Source Code
The Covenant
Prisoners
Jarhead
You're just an army gay. Jake ain't tough irl. He's got muscles, but that don't mean shit when I got him in a rear naked chokehold. I can beat up McGregor too.
>virgins and WWE fans
WILL BE WATCHING
Im moronic and this whole time assumed it was Ewan McGregor in the movie
>fairly low stakes remake because the original isn't a beloved classic
>still manage to frick it up massively
Also lol at this MMA site taking shots at the carnies when its one of their guys thats in the movie shitting up the screen not a WWE guy.
lots of kids and teens are virgins
hateful marketing and slandering from producers is getting old
>may appeal to virgins
Cinema is back bros