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This looks painful as frick. How long will in take to recover?
good lord
i miss goth girls
I saw a black goth chick hanging out in some run down hangout spot recently. She had boots that looked like that, actually they were a fair bit bigger, and she was wearing these kind of tight black clothes and had messy hair and was smoking a cigarette. It was kind of love at first sight, but something people don't always mention with goth chicks is that there's an air of intimidation around girls like that. Like, she would NOT think you're cool if you walked up to her and said hi. It's probably not the case but they do give off a vibe that kind of scares off most people.
I grew up when goths were at their most popular and they never intimidated me. Far less now when I see the rare one because they are just “I’m not like the other girls” conformists that selected archetype #83. And when you see one’s in their 30s or older it is just pathetic.
When you spend that much time on your appearance, with the idea being you don’t care, it just comes of as lame.
Why does it need to be pathetic? That seems arbitrary.
>all the money, recognition and talent in the world
>not a iota of dignity
They really broke him.
>i is irun mon
He's turning into Stephen Colbert
He was cooler when he was an addict. Should have stuck with the drugs and took the PSH way out instead of becoming a homosexual on stilts
>mfw when I have a Drumpf flashback
underrated post
wtf he went from 5'6 to 6'
I just went from six to midnight.
I'm 177cm tall. I thought it was the perfect height. Not too small, not too big. But now I'm jealous of 2m tall guys because they get to enjoy the view in pic related
i'm 6'8 206cm (Dutch) and it fricking sucks, permanent aching back pain, morons asking my height and looking like a cartoon ghoul whenever I have to do anything physical.
I enjoy "mogging" manlets as much as most tall guys but in reality I would kill to be 5'10
Huh. I'm 6' 1" and a Boer as it happens. I think I hit the sweet spot most times.
6'1'' is a pretty good height. Pretty much anything between average and above average but below basketball level is the golden mean in terms of not having physical issues but also having good proportions.
oof. always wear baggy and loose fitting pants with height-enhancing footwear. rookie mistake for a guy who's been wearing these for at least a decade
guy looks like a midget on stilts, surely people notice.
>guy looks like a midget on stilts, surely people notice.
Attraction isn't rational, it's emotional.
The human brain sees the ridiculous cope shoes.
The monkey brain sees the height and wants to frick.
>Look at me, Hector
I was going to say 'surely there's more subtle ways to boost your height' but I guess there really isn't. I'd hate be short.
You think he goes to the same guy as Desantis?
How can you be a famous celebrity and loved/worshiped around the world and still be so insanely insecure about your height?
At this point, why not just get the leg extension sugery?
>Make millions, be successful
>Still insecure about something he have no influence on
that is really sad to be honest, I wonder what is happening in his head, does he rally see it as a problem or is it for perception in the photos and his work "image"
I think because at this event he's expected to take a lot of pictures standing right next to women.
I'd like to remind everyone ITT that these boots are most likely custom made, cobbled to perfectly fit his tiny feet/legs to provide the maximum amount of lift. They probably cost thousands and thousands of dollars.
These are just the first examples I pulled from Google, but as a millionaire actor, he most likely has a special company that takes 3d images of his feet to craft the perfect manlet cope shoes/boots for him. I wonder what his wardrobe looks like, and how much he's spent on these ridiculous shoes throughout his life.
>the celebrity with hundreds of millions of dollars likely has custom made shoes
well yeah
people over 6ft should wear these to mog manlets we cant let them decrease the height gap
I'll start wearing these if that happens
You can't out-fraud me.
how often do you see that many people together and none of them are over 5'6"?
it’s hollyjew, yids are literally goblin-men
The suit and shoes needs to be part of one system, not separate pieces that have simply been color matched to one another. He's trying to maintain an over-all effect here, and it doesn't work because he doesn't have a single system with which to put forth his efforts.
it must drive him mad hearing that he looks shorter than in the movies, every time he meets a new person.
With millions of dollars surely you could tailor-make stealth heels that don't very obviously look like platform clown shoes? I'm 5'9 but on first dates I used to wear insoles that added 1-2 inches since I put 6'0 on my profile and no one could tell.
I saw this clip a few days ago and immediately thought of the shoe lift threads on here kek
Glad to see it didnt go unnoticed
How fricking short is he? Murphy is a turbo manlet but is wearing normal shoes, Downhere must be 5'1"
cilian murphy is 5'7 and downey with lifts is the same height, so he must be 5'5 kek
Why is that woman dressed like 1957?
How has nobody called him out on it. I will die a happy man if rdj gets roasted by ornella on national french television for being a coping manlet.
Robert "Down Here" Jr.
good next tim ill break his face
celebs are all freaks
Hahaha is that an acceptance speech in your pocket or do you have a rectangular penis?
Why is the half israelite wearing the same boots as Kadyrov?
$5,000 Gucci or other niche brand.
pretty sure if i had robert downhere jr. money i could afford to get platform shoes that aren't obviously platform shoes
They won't let him, it's part of the humilation ritual.
he uses those clown shoes to distract you from something else.
pathetic
oh no
Post the real picture of him
I was listening to the Tropic Thunder commentary (which he does as a black guy) and he and Ben Stiller were talking about being short guys. Jack Black too. It's funny that he's doing the lifts. Almost as pathetic as that Jeremy Piven pic where he's on his tippy toes for a photo op. These guys with their fake hair and height insecurities..... makes me laugh that people idolize them.
He's.married to a beautiful woman, he'll be fine.
Weird how they are all loosely related too. It's like an inred cabal of neurotic short people.
They are israelite jesters and dont even realize it themselves. Hollywood celebs are moronic subhumans, the fact that flyovers worship these groids just proves that israelites are literally 100% correct about goyim
I knew an autistic homie that did this. He literally walked on his toes all day inside of his shoes. He did it so long day in and out that his feet were permanently in tiptoe position without standing. A light shove would send his ass to the ground.
I'm wearing combat boots with my suit for..... le reasons
>mfw he's 70% leg
He's powered by cocaine. Its a not a hard drug so he's still considered clean and sober.
>Its a not a hard drug
it certainly is
really? you think cocaine is harder than meth, fent, tranq, krok, k2, spice, toilet brittle, etc?
>weed, pshycadelics, ecstasy
>everything else
Insecure short men are the absolute worst. Just own being a manlet, most people do not care and the small fraction (no pun) that do aren't worth talking to anyway.
No, if you're a manlet you need to wear overcompensating stripper boots and act like a smug butthole to everyone, that's what makes people like and respect you.
I think he's not doing out of insecurity, but rather a sense of needing to follow the height rules of film. He's been standing on boxes his entire career so that he's in the right height range to match with his co-stars for aesthetic appeal in film, they all do it, why not do that for photographs on the red carpet too? It's the same shit. Standard practice. Red carpets are just another part of the job, and matching height is part of his job.
>but rather a sense of needing to follow the height rules of film
That is called insecurity
For an actor it's called doing your job.
They should stop hiring actors under 6 feet. I didn't even like hiring people under 6 feet tall for a gas station I used to manage.
Men over 6 feet don't do theater, they play sports.
Actors are literal homosexual prostitutes. Of course they are going to hire manlet twinks to bang. Use your brain. We won't get any real deserving humans in film until all the homosexuals are removed from hollywood. So we are never getting real human kino and will have to settle for AI freeing us from the forced fetish distortion.
A literal homosexual calling others homosexuals is a riot.
this anon gets it
he would unironically be blackballed from Hollywood if he didn't wear the stilts
imagine every red carpet, a gaggle of normie women noticing him and going, "Oh my god! He's so short! I had no idea!"
he wouldn't be able to land leading roles after a while
>Just own being a manlet
That doesn't happen. Every manlet copes in some way, some copes are more destructive and pathetic than others sure, but the cope is always there. There is no free will, when you are genetically inferior you can't "own it", it will be a part of you and it will hurt you until you die.
There's that gay talk again
Get over it. The only people who can't just suck in every other way too, so they obsess over stuff out of their control. Learn a skill and make some friends. Your odds of being a whiney incel are pretty low at that point.
nah nah nah. you're unsuccessfully trying to propagate your thought paradigm here, brainlet. you'd need to be smarter than that but you just cant.
Yeah knew a fella who barely broke 5'3". He had the pretty boy look on at all times. He was like a shrunk down Zac Effron. He was definitely insecure about it and went to the gym religiously to compensate. Dude had game though and was a sick wingman. Made my 6ft ass look 7ft tall.
agreed. i'm short, its never impacted my life. people are so looks obsessed that they make their personality vile as well. my mate is balding and i honestly hate him at the moment because he never shuts the frick up about le norwood reaper. its so fricking gay.
People like him need to touch grass. I'm not the best looking person but I felt ok with my appearance. It wasn't until I started browsing Cinemaphile and /LULZ/ that I started to feel really insecure about myself. Shit like the "norwood reaper" can only come from neurotic incels spending too much time on the internet.
bro i am pretty fricking ugly, pretty fat, i look like a moronic gimli from lord of the rings. i pulled my gf though and not only is she a major cutie but she has a more big time career than me. 3 years together.
Imagine how much better a guy she could get than you but she doesn't because she's with you instead, in a sense you're ruining her life, lmao based.
based on what?
You know, it's based, you're a based guy
People who are balding become hyper-fixated about other people's hairlines, I guess as a "misery loves company" kind of cope
Social media and Cinemaphile has rot people's brains. Normal people don't obsess about this shit all the time.
This. I’m 5’0 which some people would consider small but it hasn’t made a difference. People don’t care at all
Those are the same Prada boots that Putins Muslim warlord wears
Yeah, and they are unisex btw. It’s rather gay as for a chechen warlord, isn’t it?
>the ministry of silly walks
How tall is he with no shoes? Like 5'6?
Shorter. Cillian Murphy is a manlet that's apparently 5'7. In his Frankenstein boots there RDJ is barely taller.
dear oh dear
>Tfw manlets
🙂
lel"
Look at those dumb fricking shoes.
Same vibe.
Honestly less ridiculous than RDJ. She knows she’s a 5’ tall ftm and everyone knows her real height, but she wants to be tall to feel masculine so she wears the big shoes, but they are loud and stylish to draw attention as part of her look. She’s not hiding the big chunky lifts because she doesn’t care that people know she’s actually short, it’s no secret.
RDJ is a nasty little furtive israelite that larps as a human being when in reality he is a Warwick Davis sized cracked out little israeliteoid ratlet runt. He wears the lifts and acts like it’s normal and everyone doesn’t notice because the only thing he hates more than his fans is himself.
You can't tell me those kingdom hearts ass shoes are not at least as ridiculous as RDJs
why doesnt he just wear normal shoes and stick lifts in them? why the comically big shoes
he's got lifts in the giant shoes too numbnuts
i know, moron. im asking why the comically large shoes that make it blatantly obvious
because the lifts are like 6" and he needs the heavy fabric to literally hold his goofy feet in place
the laces must be special order too
dudes insane
Even Tom Cruise's lifts weren't this bad. This is just comical
Because he's not trying to hide anything.
Lifts give you an inch at most. These boots look like they're giving him 4-5 inches minimum.
stealth heels for men
He needs to wear goofy shit so he can include his moronicly large lift tech in them without it looking too odd
Rather looks like a fricking clown than show off his normal height
>be vegan
>extremely unhealthy
>bones weak and brittle
>break one just by walking
embarrassing
Why is someone like his so insecure?
There was a video which RDJ has had scrubbed entirely from the internet where a child fan of ironman cries hysterically after meeting him and realizing he is a manlet.
It broke RDJ. I have tried to find the video but it is gone from everywhere.
Mark Ruffalo is a manlet as well though.
The only remaining evidence I could find is this one image
>his expression
I believe you now
kek
This was some kid being scared or something and the mom was taking the pic, he was disgusted by her reaction, b***h didn't gave a frick about her kid just wanted the pic for social media clout
Jesus frick. Just chop your legs and installs some stilts already.
>Just chop your legs and installs some stilts already
calm down peg-leg pete
Brutal
I really like petite women. There's something inherently satisfying about being able to carry a woman. Whispering to them it's time for bed, they whine quietly then wrap their arms around your neck. Lifting them up like a princess and carrying them to the bed before you kiss them on the cheek, It's great.
But, then I worry about having children and I don't know that I could parent a manlet in good conscious.
I thought this was because he was told he was meeting iron man and expected the robot suit
or at least the fricking goatee
lmao
wait, I'm 5'8 too, where do I get them boots?
this is why if you're an actor these lifts are required or you end up like this guy. maintaining the illusion of being tall even with some flubs in footwear here and there is better that outright breaking it and not even being eye level with your fans in a candid photo op lol
Women are evil and you can't convince me otherwise.
Wait til the Zoomer b***hes discover Josh Hutcherson should be legally considered a dwarf
>4'11"
Hutcherson bros they are onto us
kek
check this:
>be me
>go to dinner with friend at house of a verfy rich, extremely successful guy
>more money and praise and attention than he knows what to do with
>house is huge, massive vases of fresh cut flowers literally everywhere
>the "movie room" was l2x the size of my apartment
>my friend is an oncologist
>famous guy finds out and spends the entire fricking night trying to impress us with stories of doctors he hangs out with, how all his friends in high school became doctors, etc.
>it was weird and embarrassing
>everyone noticed
>his wife just smiled and added details to his stories
MFW all that money and success meant nothing the moment he was around someone he thought of as more important / substantial / superior
I thik about that weird night a lot
If his wife didn’t agree with him no matter what she’d be rotated out. A wife usually should do this but not in the case where she’s doing it just so she doesn’t get thrown on the street. I work at a country club and this happens constantly with all the rich guys who have memberships. Wives are all competing and trying to stay relevant so they don’t get divorced and replaced with a 20 y/o.
I've worked with so many celebrities. The one thing they all have in common, from the D-list to the A+++ list is that they are ALL massively insecure.
As a very tall dude this just makes me sad 2bh. Don't they have like 10 therapists per sqm in LA?
>Oppenhomies
Fun fact: that's what the extras of the film called their group chat. The main cast just shamelessly stole it.
going a little far there, Vin
Manlet here, I unironically wear 4 inch lift shoes. AMA
why? everyone knows. if you're afraid of looking silly you're just adding to it.
They actually don't unless they're preoccupied with looking at one's shoes. I get treated differently, whether they realize it or not.
I have a few pairs. The most recent ones I bought are these https://donsfootwear.com/en/urban-hiker-2
I have some other ones that I bought from some european website but i forgot the name, they were kind of expensive, I'm pretty sure some of the celebs you see in lifts where the same brand. Some hot black chick commented on them recently while I was on an elevator in NYNY in Las Vegas, said she liked my "kicks." Also had some drunk milfs on the same elevator a different night imply I could come up to their room with them if i wanted. Not in the market, but options open up to you when you have a style, and an air of confidence about you, and height isn't a limiting factor.
I don't believe you, you're either a troll or delusional. I've heard enough times that I don't take care of my shoes to believe people don't notice lifts.
Not a troll, don't know what to tell you. The ones I wear are less conspicuous than others I've seen, I suppose. Maybe try taking better care of your shoes. I bought a shoe shine kit made by Saphir which works pretty well.
I'll just hold onto your >less conspicuous word but I doubt it.
I mean, they don't look like picrel. And I don't wear them all the time, just when I'm going to out to dinner or a show or something with my wife and she doesn't give a shit one way or the other.
Semi attractive 43 year old. I've gotten better looking with age. I've never had a problem getting women, I just notice a difference in the way I'm treated when I'm a few inches taller. Cringe maybe. But try hard? Nah, just telling it as I see it.
>with my wife and she doesn't give a shit one way or the other.
so why do it?
im an attractive manlet who doesnt give a shit about my height and im not insecure about it, and middle aged women flirt with me too anon, stop tryharding on the internet, you're completely cringe.
>manlet who doesnt give a shit about my height
Same. Nobody cares. It's all in how you carry yourself, and how you treat others. In life, there's always somebody taller than you are, and there's always somebody shorter than you are, and there's nothing you can do about it. That's just the way it goes.
true
kek, as a manlet, i find manlet jokes absolutely hysterical, good manlet jokes are 10/10 tears down my face funny to me. Is that an internal defense mechanism i wonder? am i the equivalent of a nig who finds stereotypes funny or something?
So what happens when you eventually have to take your shoes off?
My wife doesn't give a shit.
it's not a problem with 99.9% of the situations you'll ever be in where height is important (obviously your family/wife/longterm gf is going to know ur true height)
>these are the people I post with
Good God in Heaven.
>I get treated differently, whether they realize it or not.
also a lift wearer (5'8 to 5'10 or 5'11, depending on what I feel like wearing on the day) and you absolutely 100000% get treated with way more respect by both women and men, but especially women (the way they look and interact with you is just completely night and day). people (usually just stubborn ass dudes) just don't understand how much height matters psychologically at the subconscious level for even mundane stuff like day to day interaction, so you can imagine how it is for stuff like dates and your career. as long as you don't go overboard and are walking around on stilts like RDJ it's completely unnoticeable and you're doing yourself a disservice by not taking advantage of even a small 1 or 2 inch boost. the truth of the world is that looks and height matters, so you should always try max those out to the best of your ability
i always think about this when i interact with men with zero physical attractiveness. like 5'6'' indians with ugly fricked up faces or short fat people who also aren't charismatic or funny at all
they are so low down that it doesn't even make sense for them to try and compete. they aren't even in the game. I wonder what its like
Basically this. I'm a manlet and interviewed online for a company. Got the job and had to show up there to sign and I could feel the HR lady's demeanor totally 180 from how she seemed in online meetings. Like she thought she had made a huge mistake hiring me. When I went to greet the team it was totally awkward and silent even though they weren't like that during online interviews.
Maybe you didn't channel the same kind of energy or social skills that you had in your online interviews. I usually get invited to job interviews pretty quickly based on my submission letters and online meetings tend to go well, but I'm pretty stiff in person sometimes. Other times I'm relaxed and in my element so it works out fine.
I really doubt height was the only reason they changed their demeanor because the number one thing an employer is looking for is someone capable enough for the job.
If anything, an unassuming looking employee has less or a risk to create jealousy or a feeling of competition in your boss.
it sounds more like HR thought they were getting a strong candidate that would present well in meetings to clients but were shocked by how short he was since people generally do not take short people all that seriously, which may have somewhat defeated the purpose of hiring him. everyone is used to people being a little awkward when starting at a new company, but that anon sounded like the company was completely caught off guard by something about him, which could've very well been his height. It's way more important than you think, and dismissing that possibility is very foolish.
Not either anon but I have a coworker that works for a different branch in my company in a different state. I’ve only met with him via Zoom and he’s a pretty handsome guy. From the video calls, you can’t tell his height but his top proportion seemed like he might be tall or at least average height. He had a long neck and slim face. I stalked his LinkedIn and it was a full body picture and he looked tall. So I was pretty confident he was a tall guy. Then I travel to a work conference and he’s there too and to my shock he was like 5’6 or something. Another coworker blew that out of the water showing up at 5’3”. Both my perception of their worth didn’t change or anything, but it definitely took a little while to adjust to what I saw.
I think it’s fricked if someone changes their opinion of another person because of their height, but there’s no denying that thinking someone is one height and they turn out another can be jarring. It would be same thing if someone looked short on video and then you meet them and they’re tall.
Did you still slob on his knob you fricking queer?
I'm 6'0" and I wear an inch thick insole when I go out somewhere nice and even that little bit of extra height makes a massive difference.
can you post a pic of them? i only ever see the memes like
im curious what a pair actually looks like
Lol that’s just cringe. Accept your height don’t worry about it so much.
Brutal, Jeremy is not only a manlet but had to have a hair transplant as well.
I mean she is doing literally the same thing
>t. Manlet cope
How come manlets tend to date more attractive women while lanklets like Hugh Jackman date below their looksmatch?
manlets got something to prove. lanklets look for beauty in the crack in the marble
The manlet dates for appearance. Hugh Jackman dates for love. Or he's gay and needed a convenient beard that didn't want to waste her looks on a homo.
Jackman is australian and didnt make it until well into his 30s, by which he was married to some average bird he met when he was younger. They divorced now, which is a shame cuz 5+ years ago he could have easily nabbed some 10/10 thot who would worship the ground he walked on in his wolverine peak days.
Male celebs in LA are surrounded by a much higher ratio of beautiful women than the wests average, if you're famous, even a little bit, you're in the 1% and women out of your league will give you a chance, especially if you have game.
Jackman is gay so it doesn't matter what woman he gets with
He split from his ex and is dating a new woman. She's still below his looksmatch.
>He split from his ex and is dating a new woman.
You've never heard the term "beard" before, have you? It sickens me how gullible you morons are.
>le beard
Ian McKellen has been gay since forever and he was one of the leads in the same franchise. The director was gay fffs.
Okay, and? What's your fricking point? Because they're "out" means Jackman can't still be hiding in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta? You really are low IQ and gullible as frick.
I haven't seen any evidence that Jackman is gay. Just because he's a threatregay doesn't mean anything.
>I haven't seen any evidence that Jackman is gay.
We GET IT you're gullible and will believe anything until you see Jackman directly with a peen in his mouth. Never mind the publicly posted pics of Jackman on a plane with young boys along with McKellan and Singer, you need MOAR. We get it.
Hollywood is 50% insecure straight men and 50% insecure closeted gay men
The end result is ugly manlets dating supermodels and tall gigachads dating dogs
lol, I still can't find the good one but there are plenty
why he look like a robot
hollywood making manlets famous is a humiliation ritual
Why does he look orange
Doesn't wearing big fricking silly clown sized platform shoes do more to demean you than to salvage your image for being short? What's the logic here?
He's wearing 15 inch heels here and still getting mogged hard by Chris
christ and my mom always told me i buy too long pants...
I think those pants are tailored for when hes wearing his giga-lift shoes so they dont overexpose his ankles and draw attention to his insecurities. Hes only wearing shoes with moderately high heels here so his pants go too low, im guessing he wasn't paying much attention to his dressing game for this award show, or figured nobody would film his feet again.
>think about wearing clown shoes to a celebrity show
>don't match rest of the suit
i think he's sick in the head about this. it's sad.
What the FRICK is this, he’s literally on his tiptoes like the meme IRL here, look at how flat the shoes are, his feet aren’t in there it’s physically impossible.
Literally any of my mid af exes blow either of those nasty ghouls away. That’s the best Hemsworth could pull post-bog….?
They're both middle aged, let's see your wife then.
Bro Hemsworth is a 6’5” millionaire and I’m a 6’1” broke bum.
just double your net worth daily bro
And he married a long time ago.
No one cares about your LARP troony.
Have your seen her ass though
Her ass is prettier than her face
RDJ charisma and talent mogs so it's a fair tradeoff.
Chris has his own insecurities
the effects of hgh
His squintmax game is unironically masterclass.
he looks like the highschool musical guy now lmao
b o g g e d
bros why do people do this to themselves and why does no one around them discourage them from it
>why does no one around them discourage them from it
Because everyone around them does the same thing and encourages it instead.
Damn dude RDJ is turning into the israeli producer stereotype
>WHO LAUGHED?
cluck cluck CA CAAAAAW
I was gonna post a thread during the Oscars about how he's insecurity is still alive and well and how he was wearing goth thot type platform shoes to every award or publicity event he went to this year. Which is absolutely unhinged behavior considering he's taller than Cillian Murphy. I would expect him to wear this type of stuff when he constantly gets height mogged by Hemsworth and Evans for Avengers type promos but not when he's competing with a manlet
Another one.
At least his fanbase mocked him mercilessly for it.
moot?
lmfao
who is that manlet?
Pewdiepie
Looks like Sora for kingdom hearts
damn pewdiepie is a manlet? even animeman is only like 5'10 I think, and the conner guy islike 5'5
Man the dude reproduced with a stacy, he should be at peace now. All these copes are a means to an end.
>a 6/10 caked with makeup is a Stacy to americans
Lmao, you'd have a heart attack if you'd actually went to Italy
kek 5'8 homosexual doesn't get roasted nearly as much as he should
so THAT's why he moved to japan...
manlet westerners moving to japan and korea thinking they will be considered "tall" are in for a rude awakening when they find out they will simply be average height at best since east asians are generally pretty tall now compared to 20 years ago (average height is 5'8 now, comparable to the average height of 5'9 in the US)
It's like a kid wearing his dads shoes
The reason actors are all midgets is because the circus freak show performer blood runs in their veins.
Even shit like this look like lifts, no? How the high-cut shoes get all thick along where the ankle is and his pants being baggy are dead giveaways
some more from this year
this outfit the waist down just downright looks ridiculous lmao
HOLY FRICK THOSE PANTS, IS THIS REAL?
How did he manage to use the clone stamp in real life?
I wonder what Cillian Murphy thought, when they we're on set they were probably the same height if even that and then suddenly RDJ struts in in stilts, how surreal would that be?
The other giveaway is the short toe length before the sharp angle begins on the top of the foot arch. Compare that to Cillian’s shoes where he has normal toe length and a slow, subtle rise for the arch of the foot.
...
He literally has the bottom of his pants taped onto the shoes too so they don’t come up and expose him lololol
Compare this pic to the OP pic, he's much "taller" in this pic, so he has lifts of varying sizes.
https://www.celebheights.com/s/Robert-Downey-Jr-523.html
This website is great lol
>what do you think his height is when stepping out of bed?
>what do you think his height is right before bed?
love the autists there
Familiabros...
I aint feelin so good
Eh, 5'11 is enough for all practical/physical purposes you might need. IIRC, one of the current strongest men in the world is 5'10. But Vin also strikes me as a guy who would wear platform shoes based on his pics next to the Rock, who himself probably lies about his real height.
All these homies lie. Arnold claims 6'2 but he seems pretty close in height to Sly who is between 5'9 - 5'10. Arnie currently must be 6'1 tops.
Arnold with an 80 yo Kurosawa
The most fricked up height you don't want
Average height is the best you might want. You get the health advantages of short height while not being as short and it's camera friendly.
If you're too tall the only roles you'll get as an actor are creatures in suits or henchmen.
>Ask any manlet, any real manlet. It doesn't matter if you lift by an inch or by 6 inches; lifting's lifting.
Damn I might just be a little taller than Vin. Thats crazy to me. Hollywood has a racket on short actors
Gwyneth's shiny legs mmmm
Where can I buy these shoes?
what's more pathetic, being insecure as a manlet or being insecure even as a conventionally tall man?
Penaldo is such a weird fricking man
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Manlet.
He grew up poor as dirt, he will always be insecure
>Robert Downey Sr. was 6'3
I get his insecurity now, imagine being so much shorter than your dad.
>wear lifts so you get a slight boost of like 2-3 inches and not make it super obvious
>"lmao fricking insecure manlet"
>don't wear lifts because you don't give a frick if the average hollywood woman heightmogs you
>"lmao look at this fricking manlet"
is the option really just to rope yourself if you're under 6'2?
we don't make fun of manlets, we make fun of insecure manlets
>6'2
oh sweaty, we're in 2024, the manlet cutoff is 6'5 these days
the solution is to not care
I know this will sound like a that guy but I'm 6'2 and have a childhood friend who's 5'10 and balding who pulls way more pussy than I do.
Remember, no lanklet
this happened to me once but it was three dogs in an alley and a dustbin.
>american girls really go around asking guys about their height
Dystopian
Why are manlets so obsessed with their height?
>be 6'1, actual doctors office measuremnt bare feet
>join a gym
>one trainer there helps me out and even references his height as a "small bastard" (he is 5'10)
>he starts competing
>he starts bragging to me how he is 220 lbs of pure muscle at 6'1
>I jokingly call him a lying bastard because I am 6'1
>he says no way anon, you are 6'3 or 6'4
>I told him about how I measured 6'1 at my physical 4 years ago and he says I might have had a growth spurt
Those are quite rare in your 30s lol.
Also we have this gem from the same gym
>guy is 5'11
>becomes a PT and lists his height at 6'4
>they call him out in the comments and he says frick you, who the hell knows my height better than me?!
I get lying about weight but height is IN YOUR FACE there.
>Why are manlets so obsessed with their height?
I never see this irl.
Anyone got footage of him walking in those stilts?
>that comically huge wiener
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually true.
Do you think rdj goes to Cinemaphile and sees these threads or does someone in Hollywood talk to him about the memes about his height?
>we’re done here
LEL
Robert Imdownhere Junior
who are some actors who AREN'T insecure about their height?
Elijah Wood will always be Frodo in the mind of every person on the planet
no use in hiding his Hobbitness
>has never been in a good movie or performance
>somehow a great actor
hes a filter for people with shit taste i hate this israelite
OH N-
i'm 6'2 but really wish i was over 6'4...cope is cope, i guess
Robert, my son
Why doesnt he just get that leg lengthing surgery? He could fake a car accident to explain the casts
That would be so ridiculous it would cross into based territory. I'm sure an actor could get away with such a thing too.
5'5 here, I'm afraid to leave my house in fear lanklets (5'9 and up) might step on me
When you're a lanklette the air you breathe up in the clouds has a reduced oxygen level. A manlette is more dangerous because it can hide under any surface and strike when you least expect.
HOLY SHIT
That's bound to happen sooner or later if you walk around on fricking stilts.
>For his roles as Tony Stark and Sherlock he has also been photographed wearing height enhancing footwear to appear taller on screen. In fact, in a JapanTimes interview he said of this lift-wearing, "There's nothing to talk about there - lots of actors do that, both now and in the past. Tom Cruise. Or read up on John Wayne, who even had lifts in his car so he'd look taller driving. Height is one of the rules and practices of this male-enhancing business".