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to be fair, the butter alone would be enough lube for that opening compared to most other commercially available male sex toys
is this real
yes you can get your schlong schlurped by a shai hulud
call it a date
W-With me?
are you a sandworm?
Uh.. why is that important?
well it really isn't, as long as I get to keep the bucket. you can have the gift card to make it even
is anything real?
>Anon, there have been complaints about your sandworm jokes. We're going to have to ask you to leave. Please bring the bucket with you.
Look at this and tell me this popcorn vestibule wasn’t made to appeal to me. Dunc is pandering hard for chuddies
>rips the popcorn out of your fist you can't stuff your face and have to eat it more slowly
Could be an enjoyable popcorn experience
that popcorn had better have some fricking melange in it, i want my eyes to be blue as ocean water when i walk out of that theater disappointed
I would very cautiously insert my erect penis into that cup
How do I cop the Shai-hulussy?
>*dunc dunc dunc dunc dunc* oh god *dunc dunc dunc*
>What's in the tub?
uh... he only said his hand.
did he say anything about other body parts?
the impudence makes me not even want to watch a free pirated copy.
frick em and their endless horseshit.
>dunc date night
>babe, are you ok? you haven't even reached past the sandworm's crystalline teeth and into the vat of popcorn and butter below
imagine fricking that salty, buttery, hot popcorn
i went to amc tonight and the displays they have in the concessions line were full of funkopops and shitty Dune figures
i cant believe i actually bought hundreds of dollars of onaholes in my name and that i actually jerk offd with them
This is the most perfect popcorn vessel I've ever spied
>it's fricking real
HOLY SHIT. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
why are instagram comments still so based? it's insane that fricking normiegram has the least jannied comment section anywhere on the internet in current year