Robert Pattinson is the guy people pretend Ryan Gosling is

Robert Pattinson is the guy people pretend Ryan Gosling is

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happy new year Rob.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks
      happy new year bro

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope he’s the voice of Chadow in Sanic 3

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I all of us simultaneously?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats true
    but he's also literally me
    sup Cinemaphile? ama

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I refuse to watch any movie with this guy and that willy Wonka gay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rpat has done way more interesting shit than Chalomet, who only exists in neo-capeshit and that gay flick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rpat
        Lol that's not gonna stick

        Pattinson's best flick is Cronenberg's worst and he was a majority of the reason why it sucked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Only women and gays like him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got news for you, a lot of the gays you like are gay.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His Batman was definitely more literally me than Gosling's Driver but K is more literally me than both.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Goose fan, but you might be right. Rob is a legit Final Fantasy 7 fan and that's easily more proof that he's in my camp than Goose has ever given.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bobby pats literally one of the best actors of his generation
    love that silly ninja like you wouldn't believe

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All actors are homosexuals, and so are you for pretending they're your friends.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is true but his movie characters aren’t as quirky and memorable

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jakey G is still in the lead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jake Gyllenhaal was in 1 movie with Sarah Gadon and played her husband.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >former career as a child model
    0% chance this guy wasn't molested.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0% chance this guy wasn't molested
      hes literally me

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want to pretend I hate Twilight anymore.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's how i don't hate religion i hate the fan club
      also only read the first book

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody cares, homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >food comparison
              americans are still awake?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >baseball comparison
                Yeah.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i hate religious people!
            >ummm of course i dont mean israelites though! i love them!

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryan Gosling is pretty 1D. I watched First Man the other day, and he was awful in it. Just moping around and whispering/mumbling his lines, but that's all Gosling can do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's good in The Believer, The Nice Guys, and The Notebook at least.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I won't say he's bad, just that he can only play one type of role. He was so bad for First Man because Neil Armstrong wasn't some whiny mopey pussy that couldn't talk to his wife or kids about anything.

        I will say that he helped capture the cost of US manned space flight's human loss and how it might affect the people in the program.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You contradicted yourself from the outset since he can obviously play more than one type of role, but I'll take your word for the rest of your post since I never knew Neil personally or how he related to his family, nor how he reacted to the human casualties during the apollo 11 program.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He was bad FOR the role in First Man. Neil Armstrong was a very intelligent, highly motivated, and outgoing person. That's why he was a fricking astronaut and the first man on the moon. He'd hand write letters to hundreds of Eagle Scouts congratulating them and do all sorts of outgoing activities, but he disliked giving interviews.

            Ryan Gosling being a mopey loner and refusing to talk to his kids and acting completely detached from his family is totally out of character for what you'd expect from someone in a high stress job that requires constant team work.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's a white guy playing a white guy, unique enough for me

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm the guy you're replying to. Fair enough. Armstrong was a Titan of the human species, maybe one of the best ever, if not the best ever. Goose might not have done the best job.

              it's a white guy playing a white guy, unique enough for me

              Show some respect, shit skin.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              wouldn't that be an issue with the directing or the writing for the character? to what extent can an actor deviate from what's already written for them?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his whole shtick is that he can flip between sad loner guy to funny scream like a girl guy

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yea he's based
    I remember when Twilight was popular and he made fans seethe because he didn't give a frick about it

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls told me I look like him. The sex wasn't that great.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any random kpop idol will mog you.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am literally Roberto Pastones

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OMG HE TALKED ABOUT HAVING PLAYED THE MOST POPULAR JRPG OF ALL TIME AS A KID (AND GOT BASIC FACTS WRONG CALLING TIFA A THIEF) HE IS A TOTAL EPIC BASED NERD AND QUITE LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's the same age as me, played the game at the same time, loved it, AND forgets as much of it as I do?
      Based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      JUST GIVE THE FAT JAP HIS ICE CREAM, FOR FRICK SAKES!!!!

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Robert is an Aerith kinda guy

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIRDS
    FRICK YOU

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked what I've seen of him but The Goose is on top of the world right now, bobby needs to get more prominent roles in more crowd pleasing movies to even get close to his level.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally Batman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie was not as well received as Nolan's from what I gather, and those movies are recent enough that for many people when they think "Batman" they'll still think Christian Bale

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          On RT it's the same score as Batman Begins, and on Metacritic it scored higher than Begins.
          But it's still more or less behind TDKR and TDK.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's good but I'm not talking about scores, I'm talking about perception in the public eye and a lasting impression, things that are more difficult to quantify than points on a website.
            personally I thought it was a good movie and he did great, but I'm not so sure I'll go out of my way to rewatch it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah. I see. If that's the lens, then yeah, I'd say people definitely still think Bale as Batman. The Batman is remembered culturally mainly for Nirvana and the fact that Pattinson was Batman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He ain't getting bigger than Emo Batman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >harry potter
      >twilight
      >batman

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >third worst of the movies
        >third worst of the big three franchises
        >third worst of the worlds comic sales

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crowd pleasing movies
          >brings up comic sales

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah i'm drunk and reworked that whole thing a few times. i meant worst of the three last batmen or something

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >poobert pooperson
    what now poopertfans?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      robert pattison if he daily newspaper office comic strip character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, that would be poopinson and poobes

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honored that my first reply of 2024 is about Rob.
    He's the best Batman, and alongside Nicholson, my favorite actor.
    If you're here Rob, you rock.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks guys I appreciate the threads. happy new years

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      omg robert!!! next time someone does a pic of you, do the okay sign so we will know you are a heckin epic Cinemaphilettor!!!!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys incel homie

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Robert Pattinson was in two movie with Sarah Gadon and played her husband

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys its Me Robert Patterson, thanks for all the kind words. Always happy to meet and chat with fans.
    Take Care,
    Rob

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