Robert, where are the cinema showers? I am going to... explode.

Robert, where are the cinema showers? I am going to... explode.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Indiana Jones hat

    amc is just recycling now

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys bring your own popcorn vessels to the cinema? What do you use at the moment? I'm not sure I've ever seen someone doing this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the John Wick IV The Movie Popcorn Bucket and limited edition coin set.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same thread again of the fake popcorn vessel
    yawn, put the whopperheimer pic already and move on, homosexual

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The corn…pops!?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you keep the oppo action figure one?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Popcorn gives me healthy consistent shits, I can eat quite a lot of it without destroying the toilet so that's a good thing. I think it's the puffed fiber.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Popcorn is much healtier than potato chips. Just make sure you get the unbuttered plain stuff and butter and salt it yourself. Very low carb and delicious salty snack, I have replaced all my potato chip consumption with popcorn and the difference in digestion and overall health is noticable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's good in a glass of milk with a sprinkle of sugar

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I'm the only one who can't eat popcorn without serious reprocussions.

      Like -- it'll all be fine a few times until a husk lodges itself inbetween teeth and under the gumline, causing immense pain. Have to get in there with something sharp to dig it out and it's traumatizingly awful every single time.

      If not, a husk eventually embeds itself in the back of my throat or deep deep on the back of my tongue, and my body goes into survival mode, end up hacking and spitting for half an hour or have to manually suppress gag reflex to get a utensil back there to extract a blood and vomit covered corn-knife from my esophagus.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      any foods from the Columbian exchange make you shit your pants

      corporations have been pushing the food on us since the 1700s

      they also cause inflammation in the brain causing mental illness like ocd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a right past the aquarium, and enter across from the falconry station. You can't miss it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How well would these sell in Hiroshima/Nagasaki?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >+tax
    do they really?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would kinoplex be tax exempt?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking usa

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This feels so tacky and in poor taste that it loops back on itself and becomes kino again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cries over Shinzo Abe's cold slain body.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought about the resemblance before but now I can't unsee it.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you mean "popcorn"? did they... pop the corn?! oh the humanity!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the corn....p-popped?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am become cornpop

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          exploder of kernals.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so it was him that Biden had issues with in his youth.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Poppenheimer

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >P O P P E N H E I M E R

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the OP image is fake btw.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orville Redenbacher was one of the lesser known scientist at the Los Alamos Research Facility.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve had enough of working on rice cookers
      >Time to set my sights on something more… domestic
      >(scene of Orville looking over a corn field sunset, the orange sky and golden ears of corn resembling a nuclear explosion)
      >”You know I can’t let you do that Redenbacher… everything you’ve worked on? It’s all…”
      >Pop Secret

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A vessel implies the popcorn is travelling somewhere...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it doesnt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        nuh uh

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem....Threadly reminder that this is indeed a photoshop and knowing it us but making a thread where we pretend it isn't is for literal autisms.

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