>Rogan: Christian Bale was a great Batman
>Synder: He's a great Batman but he's still just 5'10
>Joe: hmmm
Who was in the wrong here?
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>zack snyder
>5' 6"
>joe rogan
>5' 7"
hmmm
Oh no no no Sneederbros
oh no, snyder, are you...are you literally..oh no no no
look at snyder's wiener shame, pointed toward gal, totally dominated by her. it's over.
>Affleck's knees are an inch above his ankles
Wtf
And they are both strangely obsessed with huge giga-jacked men fricking each other
he didn't cast himself as batman
>me, some butthole with a part time job and dented subaru
>6'4"
Hmmm
>That's tall enough to be batman
>In the Dark Knight Returns there is a line that his finger couldn't fit in the trigger guard because it was so big
Wasn't it because he was reluctant yet accepting the use of a fire arm.
no
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I think it’s the scene in the tunnel of love, he grabbed the female police commissioners gun and because it’s a lady gun it’s a bit too small in his hand
Snyder comes across as a genuinely stupid person in this episode, and whose psychological fixation on male physique, strength and size are even more severe than what his movies suggest. It’s not even remotely homoerotic, he just never moved past that stage
they're called 'dudebros'
I might be tempted to listen to Sneeder talk about movies for 2 hours
He sounds like a moron. 115 iq max.
agreed
Bale is like 6'1 actually but that doesn't even fricking matter. If you want a taller Batman just gives him a big pair of boots.
By is height really all in the legs?
He's right though. Affleck was a better Batman and Jeremy Irons was the better Alfred.
Cinemaphile
agreed
I can't get past bale's moronic voice
lmfao
Hmmm
This guy should have made a Jack Reacher movie then. Bale is a better Batman.
Christ, Rogan is so fricking boring to listen to now.
Joe kept interrupting zack about why there wasn't gay sex in 300 and then brought up mma in an irreverent conversation for an hour straight. Then he later complained that batman should have the powers of wolverine for another hour.
he literally asked why batman was never an actual bat
he's the worst
He's worse than jimmy fallon now. He fell off
Based meathead every-man.
Famous people should be forced to tolerate this buffoonery regularly.
As a fellow manlet I try to avoid bringing up height, Snyder got too comfortable talking to someone at his level
Kevin Conroy had the ideal Bruce Wayne look.
Kevin IS Batman and will never be replaced. However, I think Jon Hamm could've been the ideal on-screen version.
Most anons in this thread wouldn't survive a kick to the liver from Joe Rogan
joe can't kick that high
Christian Bale ain’t 5’10”. That’s gotta be bullshit.
Bale was an excellent Bruce Wayne, but he was a shit Batman.
>The tacticool all-black gimp suit
>The "mid-70 year old who smokes 3 packs a day has a stuffy nose" voice
>The terrible fight scenes
>The Bat-Tank
Batfleck was a step in the right direction but was still sub-par.
Batfleck definitely did better, specially with the voice masking effect.
Batmobile was also kinda cool that it's electric and gas powered, for sneaking up on enemies or ripping through the streets.
>>The "mid-70 year old who smokes 3 packs a day has a stuffy nose" voice
it was kino and I'm not pretending otherwise
>6'4 manlet
>norwood 0.003
>9 inch dicklet, 7 girth
>18 inch noodle arms
>112 body count
>300k/year wage slavery in my dad's firm
>18 yo
It's so over. What's the most painless way of committing suicide?
Can we be honest Snyder made 2 good movies. 300 and Watchmen and has been coasting off that ever since
hell yeah
dawn of the dead and 300 are legitimately good and original
all his other movies are too bloated and too stupid
>dawn of the dead
>original
it had original ideas in it