Ronnie is (not really) dead. Long live Ronnie.

Ronnie is (not really) dead. Long live Ronnie.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone bring me up to speed on him. He stopped the comic because his girlfriend dumped him?

    • 2 years ago
      SUPER AGGRO CRAG

      i heard she stole all his moneys and he had to sell his tablet to pay rent

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I heard he walks around his house eating the spiders he founds in the walls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard he discovered the secret to becoming one with anime, and has been spending the past few years as a background character in Dragon Ball Super.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I heard that Ronnie is at a rehab place because he did so many drugs that he melted his face

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I heard that Ronnie’s parents made him quit the internet because the CIA wouldn’t give his brother a job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This sounds familiar. Dobson?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. The joke is it was always a wild rumor without evidence that no one should believe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronnie went to jail for trying to vandalize an anime dubbing studio and is now cellmates with Chris-chan.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronnie threatened to suicide after getting rejected thus forcing the girl that rejected him into dating him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronny bashed a kid's head in with a lose "Stop Sign" he found on the side of the road because he was black.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard that Ronnie got a chick pregnant, but then she miscarried, and now the state of South Carolina has a bounty on both their heads for murder.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Guys, it's fine, he's at my house. In my basement. He's very happy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronny was chained up in some guy's basement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Rony chained up some guy in his attic, but by feeding him lots of drugs and gaslighting him, he convinced the guy that he’s really at his own home and that Rony is the one living in his basement.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronnie became a bridge troll that demands people discuss anime with him as a toll to pass

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't heard Ronnie. Where'd he go?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard Ronnie is right behind you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I heard that Ronni hasn’t had time to do his comic because he got a job as a show runner of a new Cecil and Beanie reboot on Nickelodeon, but because of his irrational anxiety, he’s going to be doing it under an assumed name.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I heard from my roommate Matt that he can’t draw comics because he got too fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr
      >Guy has crippling depression
      >Makes his bad thoughts in to comics
      >Finally seems to be on the up and up, fell in love with someone who was his emotional support
      >She promptly breaks up with him
      >He crashes 100x harder than where he was before he met her
      >Can't bring up the will to work on WHOMP
      >Is instead drawing his comfort comic
      >Comfort comic is pretty universally panned as 'mediocre' and 'boring', but it gives him what little happiness he can muster, so no one complains too much

      The worst part is, for me at least, is that I can 100% relate to what he went through. At least his girl didn't ghost him, get mad at him for being worried, then leave him on his birthday...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ouch-kabibbles anon.
        Have a bro-hug as I know that feel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That’s rough, man.

        Though I’m really not sure that’s quite how it went down with Ronnie. With the posts he left people to go on, there could be more than one interpretation. Some people say he got depressed because he was dumped, but others say he was depressed before it even happened, and his depression was the reason for the breakup. Personally, I’m not totally sure that he was really as invested in the relationship as some anons seem to think he was. It coulda potentially been a more casual thing, and while I’m sure the breakup didn’t help his state of mind, there could be all sorts of other things that were getting him down in the first place, and that one could be a relatively small part of it, for all we know for certain. Either way, it didn’t last very long.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fat pedophile

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