Ross or Rachel, who you got?

Ross or Rachel, who you got?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ross was technically right, but I also can't blame Rachel for ending things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Think of it from Ross's perspective

      >Rachel being purposefully obtuse about the mark thing
      >Rachel requests a break
      >Ross calls Rachel later that evening
      >he hears Mark, the guy that they're fighting over, in her apartment, hours after Rachel told him she wanted a break

      I can understand Rachel being hurt but Ross was justified in his response.

      Also, a reminder that Mark made a move on Rachel shortly after the breakup, thus confirming Ross's paranoia.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its complicated

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Rachel tries to branch-swing
    >wants to keep Ross as a safe backup plan
    >Ross decides not to play her game
    >Rachel gets pissy because her game backfired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is correct, but without intend. She is stupid and feels as if she didnt do anything wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m literally living this right now.
      Gf of 2.5 years broke up with me
      I took her for granted so she was fair in breaking up.
      She moved out. Went no contact for 45 days with her.
      Contacted her after 45 days
      Get a b***h reply that shes trying to rebuild her life and I should be patient, she will reach out when she wants to
      brain goes “frick this”
      Matched with goth chick on hinge
      Brought her back, fricked her.
      Shes coming over for the weekend
      ex can sit there now forever, idgaf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ross was right

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched that show. And I never shall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. I never watched the show but I assume Ross was right because he's the man and men are right 90% of the time when it comes to relationship bullshit.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ross is kinda right. I will also be furios over Rachel sudden distance and change in relation. Also, she was the one proposing a break from their relation. But at the end, he slept with someone else. So, they are both both kinda right and wrong at the same time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he slept with someone else AFTER his EX-girlfriend dumped him
      how exactly is that wrong of Ross? This was pure branch-swinging by Rachel, she wanted to keep Ross around as a backup plan but she also wanted to test her options with other men. Ross saw through that. There is nothing wrong with moving on quickly after you get dumped, even if the woman later wants to pretend she didn't dump you (she did)

      Rachel was right because they were on a break solely because Ross was being an insecure creep insisting she was intending to cheat with the intern guy, then proceeded to pre-emptively cheat while she had no intention to do so nor did she after they broke up.

      why she dumped him is irrelevant. All that matters is she dumped him and therefore it is not "cheating" when he moves on. She tried to branch-swing and ended up falling from the tree.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >why she dumped him
        she didn't, they were on a break
        >All that matters is she dumped him
        she didn't
        >therefore it is not "cheating" when he moves on.
        he didn't move on it was a one night stand and he intended to patch things up with rachel
        >She tried to branch-swing
        she didn't

        Did you even watch the episode

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ross cheats on rachel
          >Brad Pitt cheats on Jennifer Aniston
          it's like pottery, so that they rhyme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >she didn't dump him, she just said she didn't want to be in a relationship with him anymore (but only temporarily teehee!)
          you're either a manipulative woman, or you're a man who has no experience with woman. There is no such thing as a "break" in a relationship where both partners are definitely going to get back together. She was dumping Ross, but was doing it in a way that she hoped would keep him around as a backup plan in case none of her other options worked out. That's textbook branch-swinging.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >who you got?
    What does this muttspeak mean?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You tell me ESL

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would it hurt my feelings to have more than one language? You tit.
        I'll ask again; what does it mean?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel was right because they were on a break solely because Ross was being an insecure creep insisting she was intending to cheat with the intern guy, then proceeded to pre-emptively cheat while she had no intention to do so nor did she after they broke up.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > So acomplished in his field that he becomes a Museum curator in the NY natural history museum, later becoming a university professor at NYU.
    >Everyone acts like he's a loser nerd
    >he's is completly faultless for his divorce and people still act like he failed somehow
    >Rachel still acts like she's throwing him a bone the whole series, even when she's unemployed and has no prospects
    Ross was too fricking good for that group of people.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel was right. She clearly asked for a "break" in the sense of wanting him to give her some time and space, since he was acting like an ass.
    That wasn't permission to have sex, just like Rachel fricking her coworker would have been cheating.
    Ross cheated.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WE WERE ON A BREAK!
    I WAS IN PALESTINE BOMBING CHILDREN!
    I LIKE DINOSAURS!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3 MILES UP!
      3 MILES DOWN!
      HI-YO SILVER!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In a fight? 100% Ross, he is the biggest of the two and he probably weighs much more, having reach, height and weight over your opponent surely must give you a good advantage.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >why doesn't Ross, the largest one, simply eat the other five?

      >why she dumped him
      she didn't, they were on a break
      >All that matters is she dumped him
      she didn't
      >therefore it is not "cheating" when he moves on.
      he didn't move on it was a one night stand and he intended to patch things up with rachel
      >She tried to branch-swing
      she didn't

      Did you even watch the episode

      That's.... not how relationships work. You're either in a relationship or you're not. There is no such thing as taking a break. She dumped him and was either branch-swinging or was just playing games and hoping that he would try to win her back. When he decided to go frick some other girl instead, she got jealous and realized she fricked up, but she projected instead of accepting that it was all her fault.

      but seriously if a woman ever suggests taking a break... it's over dude, move on.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing Ross did wrong was backing down. When Rachael asked "How was she?" instead of his pussy answer, he should have said incredible, amazing, mind blowing. Rachael would have been angry and chimped out in the moment but it would have brain fricked her into desiring Ross's approval. She would have done anything Ross wanted to gain superiority over the copy shop girl.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >get dumped (there is no such thing as a fricking “break,” you’re either together or you’re not)
    >talk to your ex on the phone and hear a guy who’s been trying to get in her pants in the background
    Like fricking seriously? Get your head examined if you think Ross did anything wrong

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on season 2 I cannot stand Rachel but god do I love it when she doesn't wear a bra

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got Monica, she was best girl and I want to marry her.

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