ITT we completely sell out, and come up with ROXXON reimaginings of Marvel heroes like Thor here in pic related. Basic rules
>They're not villains or psychos like The Boys, just corporate shills saving the world with upbeat attitudes
>It's all about the product. What ROXXON products are they pushing, and what can they sell?
>Minotaur, ROXXON's CEO, has to be their best friend
>Villains are pretty much the same
Other than that, go nuts.
Miles Morales shills for a shoe company
Hulk and the other gamma heroes shill Nuclear power.
See I think Banner would do both nuclear energy and pharmaceuticals. Every time he Hulks Out, its because he hasn't had his dosage of ROXXSOL and every incident is spun to be a tragic woe is me pity party for Bruce's mental health
Jennifer Walters is one of Roxxon's top lawyers (along with Matt Murdock), and as She-Hulk she's has an Oprah style show, and sells her own Women's fitness and clothes.
What happens to Nightcrawler?
I wanna say he turns into a TikTok priest but that might be too left-leaning
>Carol dresses in a ROXXON brand uniform similar to her old Ms Marvel outfit
>She's also a model and movie star with her own brand of cosmetics, encouraging women to look pretty and get plastic surgery
>Face of ROXXON weapons and a propaganda piece to get people to enlist in various military programs similar to ROXXON Captain America, only with more sex appeal
The Punisher is a professional esport gamer.
Roxxon Frank would be a sponsor for Black Rifle Coffee
Reposting the Spider-Man idea from the story time thread
And posting the first idea that came up.
>The Legally Copyrighted Spider* Man
>After Ben Parker was shot, Dario Agger became Peter's legal guardian and caretaker, "Uncle Dario".
>Seeing Peter's career potential after the famous wrestling match, Dario recognized a sure winner and decided to market the frick out of Spider* Man. The * is for legal purposes and clarification.
>Peter is a wealthy celebrity who by day works in ROXXON product R&D department and by paid hours is the Legally Copyrighted Spider* Man, available upon app request. The "legally copyrighted" part of his name is to help distinct him from all the multiverse copycats they plan on suing
>Costume is the black suit but with a modified blue logo. ROXXON is printed on one of his sleeves much like Mister Terrific's FAIRPLAY
>J Jonah Jameson frequently slanders Spider* Man because he encourages kids to spend their money on crap and perform dangerous stunts on ROXXTUBE
>All of Peter's tech enemies are just fired ROXXON scientists who lost legal rights to their inventions or willfully participated in an experiment
>Peter is in a 3 way relationship with both MJ and Felicia, unmarried, as that would serve a financial risk. They're ironically very happy with this setup.
>Peter is later called in to train Miles Morales, their new "Big Thing" for 8 to 24 year old minority demographic. His costume is exactly like Peter's only with a red logo
With Great Power, Comes Great Financial Stability
Spider-Man finds a niche playing the small-dicked cuckold in professional porn videos.
Get your ROXX off at ROXXXON.COM.
Your fetish is trash and you should feel bad
I'd meant it as a reference to that one guy who spent thousands of dollars on commissions of Spider-Man themed tiny dick cuck porn that used to get posted here back in the day, but whatever.
Oh, then I apologize
I'd assumed you actually were that guy, he's probably here.
is later called in to train Miles Morales, their new "Big Thing" for 8 to 24 year old minority demographic. His costume is exactly like Peter's only with a red logo
But ROXXON Miles already has the perfect design.
I love the game but yeah this was bad. Made worse given the meta context. I blame SONY over Insomniac on that one. Wonder how they'll backpedal in 3?
I blame the designers from Spiderverse because that's exactly the kind of costume you'd see there.
Also the whole thing is an Adidas' ad anyways, so
is right
Well that's what I mean. I get why Insomniac wanted an original look for their universe similar to how Peter got his (white logo). Problem is SONY likely made the deal and told them to fricking put it in. Spiderverse did the same thing, only with more subtly
I imagine that SHIELD would be turned into some kind of GI Joe 80's cartoon knockoff.
What kind of products would The ROXX-Men push?
Would Doctor Strange peddle some kind of live service fantasy video game, "summoning" powerful artifacts and spells with his credit card?
Xavier's school for gifted children is one half test marketing to see what kids will buy and other half money laundering charity
Question but since Stark Industries is a business rival in the energy business, is Iron Man in this or is there a suspiciously similar copyright friendly substitute who's always acting heroic but is actually engaging in unethical schemes that hurt the honest blue collar worker and the luxuries of the consumers all the time?