Royal Crackers

What's the /c/onsensus?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Boco

    It was bipolar. A good episode, then a meh episode, then back and forth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man nailed it. Really does swing back and forth, it seems real scared to embrace the weird and run with it. Adds some real boring padding to every fun moment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the boat episode was pretty good when I saw it.

      Was that a good or a "meh," in your estimation?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/c/onsensus
    Uohhhhhhhhh!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The used a sound effect when a man stuck his testicles in the elderly dad's mouth

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a few, I think the other anon pretty much says it himself. There's some pretty good episodes and some pretty forgettable ones
    The lawyer guy immediately became my favorite

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the show is at its best when it focuses on the rivalry of the siblings, The grandpa or the Mom character. She's like an even more psychotic Peggy Hill. Stebe can be a bit boring but depending on what character he's playing off of he can be pretty entertaining in his own right. Also I won't lie, I really love the intro.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I riked it. Good balance between goofy shit, heart and not taking itself seriously but still somewhat grounded in reality.

    I said before that I think is very formulaic and that can be a problem if it goes down for like 5 seasons and the entire thing of catching us off-guard with the sad stuff because everything around it so goofy can get old. But for now and for my tastes is great.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Succession but for smart people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      low iq

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven’t seen it yet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go watch it you beautiful moron

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not cute. It is pretty decent for a 2020s adult swin show.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually kinda impressed with that Theo Sr. flashback episode. They wound up making him much more compelling than I thought they could have and it comes down to him finally showing some genuine potential for changing his ways only for Ghost Kid to reveal it was all a vengeful wild goose chase to rub it in his face
    It worked really well where in the end the ghost (taking the reality of their existence at face value) was also an awful little shit who saw Theo starting to turn over a new leaf and still choosing to indulge a cruel grudge that ensured that he would absolutely NEVER do anything but double down on the choices that had ruined ghost kid's life in the fist place

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I feel that was easily the single best episode. Overall enjoyed the show way more than I expected

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like an anti-white show

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a title joke you legally could not do if the main characters were any other race
        >HAHAHAHA YOU NOTICED IT THEREFORE LITERALLY OBSESSED

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You took that name and jumped to the most politicized conclusions
          Hence rent free

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You
            NTA
            >the most politicized conclusions
            It's almost like the politics of showbiz is extremely well-known, or something.
            >Hence rent free
            And what, exactly, does it say about the guy who wrote the title, knowing

            >a title joke you legally could not do if the main characters were any other race
            >HAHAHAHA YOU NOTICED IT THEREFORE LITERALLY OBSESSED

            (first part) to be true?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was a pun
              It's not hiding the fact that it's a double entendre

              You're the one who saw that open joke and dove straight into OUTRAGE mode entirely out of butthurt indoctrination lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It was a pun
                Thanks, Professor. Your contributions have been invaluable.
                >It's not hiding the fact that it's a double entendre
                Yes, they're allowed to be blatantly racist (by their own standards, mind) to one (1) race.
                >OUTRAGE
                Annoyance. You empaths are bad at your job, just saying.
                >butthurt indoctrination
                You don't need to be indoctrinate to have pattern recognition.

                I hate oikophobia. It's so familiar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't be, everyone knows actual whites aren't fazed by the term "cracker".

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn’t know, haven’t seen it

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BORED BORED

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Relocate your major malfunction to another board, thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You first.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anti-white
    Am I right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the only-of-its-kind-you're-allowed-to-make pun?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now make it about a Black family and call it: "Royal *insert racist, anti-black word*"

    I can't even make a proper example because I'd be banned for spelling it out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have a gif or webm of matt fricking with the boob slider while staring down the dude that broke into his house?

      whats the black slur that fits a similar situation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does anyone have a gif or webm of matt fricking with the boob slider while staring down the dude that broke into his house?

      whats the black slur that fits a similar situation

      Tar Heels and they run a failing petroleum company in Fargo. And they make jokes about them being the only black people they know in North Dakota.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        with unc, tar heels wouldnt be seen as much of a racial insult. tar babies definitely. but that isnt as innocuous as royal crackers is

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >theodore, a former nu-metal star
    For some reason I thought he was just one of those types of 40-something dudes who dresses like he's 20, which seems funnier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going to go out on a limb here and say there's overlap by now.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it so far, about to watch the last 2 episodes.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool new Royal Crackers spin-offs:
    >Armor Chinks
    >Tar Babies
    >Big Beaners
    >Dyke Fixers
    >Kite israelites

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God Code monkeys deserved better than being tied to a network everyone thinks has no worthwhile content so they ignore everything from it

      And aside from being a too generous tripgay has it, a few decent episode mired in garbage

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