Ruby Gillman seemed likely to be dead in the water, but with Little Mermaid underperforming and Elemental and Indiana Jones 5 getting mixed-negative reviews does it have more of a chance against Disney than previously thought?
Ruby Gillman seemed likely to be dead in the water, but with Little Mermaid underperforming and Elemental and Indiana Jones 5 getting mixed-negative r...
>Indiana Jones 5 getting mixed-negative reviews
Links pls?
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/indiana_jones_and_the_dial_of_destiny
Thanks.
>Disney fricks up another classic franchise
Lucky that cinema died with the 20th century.
Remember when Cinemaphile didn't really care about Disney or what they did? You know, before picrel?
Taking something easy to make and giving the world the worst big budget movie ever made will change some opinions about you.
>*presents Finn as the new face of Star Wars*
>Luke the Hermit
>somehow, Palpatinereturned
Does this summarize nu-Star Wars?
You could've shortened it.
>Starts derivative but not awful
>Becomes awful
"Luke the Hermit" doesn't do justice to how badly TLJ shat the bed. Yoda was a hermit... because he was waiting to train a new generation (and he went "oy, this is what I have to work with?" when someone finally showed up)
Luke was a hermit because he had totally given up and decided to just let the nu-Empire win.
The people who praised that shite for being "subversive" should be smacked upside the head.
Yoda was a hermit because he royally fricked up so badly with Anakin that he could never show his face in the galaxy again.
Don't forget Yoda was a political enemy that would have been killed on sight in known space. Luke had half the Galaxy on his side and still went into exile after trying to kill his Nephew despite being willing to sacrafice himself for his fallen father.
>Acknowledging the shitquels
What is wrong with you?
Mousecucks don't think, they only consoom.
Star Wars is simply boned right now.
>Kennedy then touted, “But we have 50% of our executive team are women. And six out of eight of the people in my story group are women. And I’m sure there’s a lot of people that would be surprised that we’re making Star Wars movies and the majority of the people involved in the development of those stories are women. And I think it’s making a huge difference in the stories that we’re trying to tell.”
No source needed, it's an Indiana Jones film made in the 21st century, it was always going to suck
Those aren't it's competition. Spider-Man is.
They aren't competing, they're working together to kill Disney.
Mario did that all by itself and it didn't need to help of crappy looking movies lol.
>Mario did that all by itself and it didn't need to help of OTHER crappy looking movies lol.
Fixed.
Mario looks based though. No cut frames or ugly character designs.
Spider Man comes out 4 weeks earlier, it will have already made almost all of its money by then.
On the other hand some of the prior Disney remakes have had the kind of solid legs that meant TLM could have been a contender through the summer but going on the drop in performance through the weekend it seems unlikely that Ariel does, ironically.
>dead in the water
what happened? Or is this just your personal opinion?
I don't think there is a single soul who expects Ruby to be able to compete with Spiderverse. But people at least hope it will do decent enough and not be a bad movie.
Best case scenario they shut down their studios but in the end they still own literally everything.
>ruby its time to visit your family in the mountains
i don't imagine it'll do gangbusters. even though i really want it to.
THIS is what you guys were shilling nonstop?
pls don’t make fun of her
SHE'S A SLIMY BLUE FREAK
it's a skin condition..
Oh yeah!? Well what about that tentacle hair!? Is that apart of her skin condition too!?
>Making fun of another kid's skin AND hair
Enjoy the expulsion... We'll be lucky if the school doesn't get sued.
Gee Dib, you always have to go on about fish people and seeing bigfoot in your garage.
skin grows out of hair, of course it'd be affected by a skin condition too
Wheres that marketable plushie meme when you really need it?
No not really. They'll all fail for different reasons.
>dead in the water
Heh
Always so many pun options when it comes to anything oceany
This looks forgettable yet soulful at the same time, how the frick does it do that
I don't think Dreamworks has ever made a movie with so much Blue before.
Depends on if there's a twist and it turns out to have a decent story.
If it sticks to "racewar is fine if you think one side is privileged" then it won't have a chance.
I'm calling it. The big Ruby vs. Chelsea fight will only be the second act. The third act will be Ruby feeling bad for what happened and trying to make amends with her.
I mean, it's not impossible, but I think people are giving Dreamworks way too much credit in assuming this won't be the stinker that you'd expect if you took things at face value.
Puss in Boots was great but this is the studio spamming Boss Baby and Trolls, and the guys that fricked up the KfP and HTTYD franchises. They're capable of shit.
lmao the full pic is probably the only one piece of porn made involving that ugly ass guy with dead eyes, and yes he looks as horrible in this pic.
i want to watch her movie
any tips for seeing this in the theatre alone as an adult and not looking visibly autistic
Try to look like an usher.
Yeah, Usher is pretty good-looking, people probably don't judge him if he goes to the movies by himself
just go bro, I see 70% of my movies alone in the theater next to my house and it's no big deal
Bring a notepad and act like you’re there to write a review
Try to see it in a 10 PM night screening
Go either really early in the morning on a weekday or really late at night, also on a weekday
Get a job at the theater and sit in the projection booth. That's the only way.
pretend to be asleep in the theater
The fact you're asking means there's no hope. Even if you don't go, it's too late...
So just go for it, nothing to lose now.
Your best bet is in the morning on a weekday or at night. Other than that stop caring what others think, anon
Try not being fat
Try not have a stutter face
isn't this the one where she fricks a black guy? I mean, another one.
>Indiana Jones 5
Literally the first I'm hearing about this.
God I wish that was me.jpg
It will easily gross more than TLM in Asia at least
i don't know. the asia market tends not to do well with cetholopods
How does no one notice she's not human?
Explanation 1: There's magic that lets them blend in.
Explanation 2: Have you fricking SEEN the black dude in this? Compared to him Ruby looks like a normal human.
>Have you fricking SEEN the black dude in this?
Nice to finally have a realistic representation of a black dude in an animated movie at least
What, one that you can't see?
I think it's meant to be an Octo-dad style joke, where everyone in their universe just rolls Nat-1s on perception and thinks the squid-people look human.
Who? Wrong pic? You posted two girls, though admitted I'm only seeing the back of one's head...is that the non-human?
Take your meds Dib.
she's so cute but i hate her voice
It's funny. on paper I should find this annyoing or boring like the shit Disney is doing based solely on the premise. But instead I find how it presents itself charming and fun, and I think Ruby is adorable.
I find it amusing that there's a fledgling fandom for the movie that's 100% just thirsting for the lead and villainess to frick. The power of red and blue, I guess.
the villainess is hot and the lead is cute
don't need much more than that
Should've paired her with someone, you know, handsome. To ugly people getting together isn't endearing.
I'll give Ruby Gillman a chance, even though they're putting nogs in the way & trying to reserve list the red haired girl.
I'm buying the 4K Bluray just for this scene.
I can never tell if footgays are just being ironic with their shit.
Footgays are based. There's something wholesome about their fetish which is ultimately pretty damn innocent. I'd pick them any day over futagays pissgays or other equally vile and disgusting shit.
the difference between footgays and the other gays you mentioned is significant though: The other guys don't constantly talk about their fetishes even when there is no reason to. You don't see on Cinemaphile people constantly going "I wish we could see a bulge on her panties" or "I would so drink her piss right out of her urethra!"
I know futagays are quite prominent on /d/ and /aco/ but at least they keep it in the correct board, and not gay up the comfy Cinemaphile threads.
Only Black nerds on bluechan and reddit will watch this film because it panders to their skin color. So no, this film won't perform well. Nerdy Blacks and their worshippers are the only target audience.
kino
dab
Octo sexo
>CAPTCHA: YYYYY0
Reminder
Frick off
>t.
Also reminder that e-girlcon & shotacon is already considered CP and you can be put on a sex offender registry for it
“Coroners and Justice Act 2009” that made the creation or possession of illustrated pornography of minors illegal in the UK 14 years ago.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2009/25/contents
Under the PROTECT Act of 2003, any obscene image that depicts a minor qualifies as child pornography in the United States. The scope of the act isn’t limited to photos of children; it also covers illustrations and renderings of fictional children. This means that possessing any image or video depictions of an identifiable child in an obscene situation could land you in legal trouble.
https://www.govinfo.gov/features/PROTECT-act
Since a reform of the French penal code, introduced in 2013, producing or distributing drawings that represent aminoraged less than 15 years old is considered the same as producing real child pornography and is punishable by up to five years' imprisonment and a €75,000 fine, even if the drawings are not meant to be distributed.
https://www.legifrance.gouv.fr/affichCodeArticle.do?idArticle=LEGIARTI000027811131&cidTexte=LEGITEXT000006070719&categorieLien=id&dateTexte=20130826
>Also reminder that e-girlcon & shotacon is already considered CP
Yeah, and only in shithole countries. Glad I don't live in any of them.
Wasn't there a case where the Protect Act was ruled unconstituitional?
That's what you said about Raven even though she's legal. Frick off.
>Literally posts the same shit every thread
Frick off, schizo.
There's a 100% chance he's just an actual child molester projecting his insecurities. Nobody that actually cares about children would ever waste so much time in a site that doesn't even allow anyone under 18.
>i can't see the difference between fiction and reality
People like you should be locked up for the rest of your life.
New trailer
Funny they took so long to promote the family
Still can't tell if Chelsea is irredeemably evil or if they will be friends by the end.
>Still can't tell if Chelsea is irredeemably evil or if they will be friends by the end.
There's a glimpse at the end of the whole family firing lasers, so Chelsea is definitely the main villain. At best they will also say that Chelsea has a stressful family forcing her to this line of work.
It's just Ruby and the grandma
I still call bullshit. Some of the things simply don't add up with Ruby being just evil.
The dad looks cute
Paul Tibbit almost become this movie's director.
When are the two seagirls going to kiss?