>ruin adventure time with lesbians
>rule 63 spinoff, surely since all the sexes flip it will be different
>nope suddenly only the MC is genderbent because reasons so it's even dykier than last time
>ruin adventure time with lesbians. >rule 63 spinoff, surely since all the sexes flip it will be different
?si=ezT8P9pUb14gaUUz
Seethe fujo. You will NEVER have canon AT yaoi
I'm not a fujo, I'm just sick of lesbians dominating animation and cucking straight dudes out of love interests.
chud
Yes.
Fascist
I don't know what that even means?
Neither does anyone who says it. They used nazi as a catch all word and it lost all meaning because if it. Now they made up a word to fill nazi's place and it's already lost all meaning before it could ever have one.
Same, it's especially annoying when they dyke out the bi's.
You get two waifus to self-insert with for the price of one tho. I never saw a problem with lesbians, it's actually better for waifugays than canon male love interests.
Your wise words will fall on deaf ears, some people are only comfortable with self-inserting as a milquetoast male protagonist.
>Seethe fujo. You will NEVER have canon AT yaoi
Marshall and Gary literally just got an episode
Literal and Who, USA law prohibits gay men characters from being the main stars of any cartoon.
>post screenshot of an alternate universe where the the genders are normal, including baby Finn/Jake being there, and act like it's the whole show
I mean if you ignore the fact that Fionna's home universe is all genderbent then maybe you'd have a point.
And literally in the same episode that screenshot is from has normalgayged Marshall and Gumball meet and start being gay. Cake also commented that Winter King should kiss Simon, and he said it crossed his mind.
I want to see Finn dominate Simon.
You want to see Finn dominate Simon.
I don't care what anybody says PB got a fat dumptruck ass God daym.
I liked it better when she wanted to be blended with Simon
Does the artist still drawing PB related?
Mate she kidnapped two Simons and sag a song about wanting them so bad she was going to blend herself with them
>sag a song about wanting them so bad she was going to blend herself with them
how wet was she?
Is this the only way Finn can score with PB, through his gender-bent self?
Some people do less for women
>If you want Bubblegum c**t, you need to troon out
Is the stinkditch worth it?
being genderbent is literally what makes fionas universe unique and that uniqueness is essential to her world being prismo's fanfic
westoids rlly only care about gayshit and that's sad
i wonder if its because they don't have a culture and latch on to that to feel specal
>westoids rlly only care about gayshit
I know it's great. We dont have to worry about stronger nations fricking us, hunger, or overwhelming poverty.
yeah only when is tiktoker
>always only through escapism
You are just mad because Japan is still too pussy to put canonical lesbians in their shows
LoL. What year did you come from?
What's the name of the anime?
Iczer-1
december 14th 1992 god damn. and gmail??? wtf is this
Google Groups has a lot of old Usenet archives
>too pussy to put canonical lesbians in their shows
>japan
let me guess californian, never engages with the product only with the discussion and to stick your messages into the final work?
>westoids rlly only care about gayshit
anon yuri is bigger than ever in amine nowdays
ywnbj
Good
Lol, you haven't watched the show at all, everything you said makes it clear you just saw this pic on reddit.
>she kisses him
>his long hard nose shrinks and he loses his power
Accurate.
Did they really make some version of Finn kiss some version of the Ice King? Why would they have this in Ice King's fan fiction?
>Ice king fanfiction
Did you not even finish adventure time proper
The fionna and Cake comics are still his fanfiction. They're just based on a universe that already existed
Has any TV show ever been derailed as hard as Adventure Time? It's almost hard to believe that it was originally pitched as a surreal adventure series and not a shit fantasy drama.
Are there any shows that really capture that feeling of old AT and being a surreal adventure show?
SVTFOE for about 45 seconds
flapjack
Morel Orel went from standard adult swim show to real fricking bleak
Only very long-running series like the Simpsons but that happened gradually. The first 3 seasons of AT feel like a totally different show looking back, and shit like Distant Lands and Fionna and Cake just underscore how changed the entire concept of the property has become.
Huh? Total different things about he is refering to, The Simpsons never derailed, The Simpsons are doing the same things for 40 years, the problem is the quality of the jokes and stories hit rock bottom and flanderization but the core of the show is the same thing
The Simpsons is widely considered to have derailed when Scully took over production of the show and ever since there's been a very notable gap tonally between the earlier seasons that are considered the golden age and the later ones.
Actually it was pitched as SoL in fantasy world with some surrealism, comedy and character drama.
Family Guy
you lost the culture war
Yurigays ruin everything.
It's really that simple.
Just binged all the episodes
This is offensively, unironically, top tier slop. They managed to blend together everything wrong with modern franchises, capeshit, multiverse shit, "adult cartoons", and made them worse. And on top of that, they ruined Adventure Time's legacy even more.
What the FRICK were they thinking
Also, who is supposed to be the target audience for this
You can tell it's bad because the threads are all just about wanting to frick the girls. Which is fine but if that's the ONLY thing people are talking about for a series that's just airing it's a sign there's nothing worthwhile to even say.
Well if you like i suppose we could theorize about the times Fionna and Cake each unintentionally un-magicked someone. It was an obvious big deal when the Winer King got depowered but there was also a minor scene in ep 2 or 3 where Cake turned a hotdog person into a normal hotdog. Place your bets on whether Fionna is going to accidentally unmagic Cake, Simon, or Scarab when he finally catches her.
I don't know I've seen actual conversations happening regarding the show and not just about wanting to frick the girls, but its always the characters getting mischaracterized and everyone missing the point. People also barely talk about Simon even though his whole deal is the main theme of the show, maybe because he's an old man.
Who's paying you?
>Why are you not defending this corrupted, vulgar and mediocre corruption of a beloved series made with the sole purpose of baiting nostalgic manchildren
Your entitled to your opinion.
all me btw
Your not me.
okay samegay
>Nostalgic
>Ended 2018
>Continued like 2 years later
>Vulgar
>Said crap like twice
Vulgar just means low-brow/common. It's a perfectly cromulent description of the tone of the cartoon.
>t:Hazbin hotel fan
>a beloved series
have a nice day zoomer, adventure time was literally the worst thing to happen to western cartoons
A show loved by dykes.
The original series was a vulgar and mediocre corruption of itself during its original airing.
Still find this image hilarious because Natasha and Hanna wanted to do it from the start, so this is just down right inaccurate.
Revisionist history akin to Dumbledore always being gay.
Yeah people just want to b***h about them getting together and don't look at the facts.
Show was already spiritually dead and ghostwritten by the consensus of sad adult women from tumblr the first time it was even hinted at. It's contrived pandering.
Well now what you are saying isn't even discernable.
Middle age white women who are going though a mid life crisis and want wish fulfillment.
Legacy? Really it’s not like the original show ended strong before.
simon suffering is kino.
>Also, who is supposed to be the target audience for this
Either 20 year old Tumblr surfers or Lesbian women. No actual man watches this shit unless they're gay
did you think it was going to be season 1 & 2 AT but just with fionna and cake substituted in? wtf would be the point of that
Fionna's world is rule 63'd, not the entire show. And Fionna's world has male versions of Marceline and PBG who are exactly one bottle of strawberry wine away from being a gay couple.
>strawberry wine
Sounds good.
I'm glad perischizo is bombing these threads off the board, try to keep your belligerent rambling to one (1) thread please
You didnt watch it at all or you are so stupid you arent following the story at all.
>>ruin adventure time with lesbians
See, anon, you are already wrong with just that. The rest of your rant fall apart.
I don't mind when girls kiss.
Hahaha get fricked. Yuri makes everything better and it shows princess bubblegum has a heart beyond her platonic affections
Your trans lmfao
I’m trans btw
Good you gays get what you deserve for watching Adventure time in the first place
>ragebait thread made by trolls who never watched the show
how the frick did you guys fell for this
I'm starting to think that a lot of the posters here kinda don't care? They know it's bait, but it gives them and excuse to go on a "MUH WESTERN CIVILIZATION IS RUINED" rant/vent they like
That or maybe a board mostly centered around kiddie shows naturally has the lowest IQ posters
is this underswap
Is it though?
in what way senpai?
>dynamic of a boy and his dog
Least braindead twitter user
A boy and his dog is a very well known dynamic, what are you talking about
Jake was less of a dog, more of stretchy yellow Bender in 90% of his appearances.
Staff issue, right? He got on a bunch of female animators like Sugar who were shipping behind his back.
natasha and sugar were the least egregarious because natasha was too busy making fionna and cake and bee and puppycat while sugar was too busy composing songs and making gay space rocks and wrote the finn and flame princess ship but wouldnt be the one to have them break up
I immediately thought of this when I learned they aged up Fionna to 29. How more on the nose can you get about who the show is really made for?
>they aged up Fionna to 29
maybe that's why I relate to her
>being 30
>still posting on Cinemaphile
I've got a few more months, anon. Then I fade into dust like everyone else when they reach 29 years and 364 days.
Frick you, I've got kids to raise. They need decent shows.
Planting your children in front of a TV set 24/7 isn't raising them.
the semen that comes from your lonely faps are not children anon
Funny I'm a 30's something lesbian and I never cared about Bubblegum and Marci
I was more into shipping Piper and Master Cyclonis
Doubt
I think it's mostly younger millennials and zoomer lesbians who tend to be the biggest PB x Marceline shippers, but I'm sure that some core millennial lesbians are into it too.
Late millennial dyke here. Bubbline is the jam.
It makes sense. Like, late millennials and zoomers were still in middle and high school when Adventure Time came out and the ship hit its peak when they were at the prime shipping age. This was probably the prime lesbian ship at the time, second only to maybe Korrasami.
Yeah for those who kept up with it things timed out really well. Took a while to get there though. I still remember the jokes about WWM and the song. Still pissed Koarrasami got to the goal first. That is the only reason anyone remembers it.
wha? I'm sorry, I haven't really cared and I haven't watched it. I'm not in the know
But Adventure Time was one of the very few shows that has a young male protagonist that isn't fricking horrible and they decided to lop off his balls in the remake? He played 2nd fiddle to others plenty and the bulk of the cast is women.
....It's getting really fricking hard finding a decent show for my boy with anything anywhere near a role-model. Isn't representation supposed to be important? I've had to dip into anime to find him shows with characters that are like him. The irony of jumping to another nation for this is palatable. And honestly? A lot of the Japanese stuff is really fricked up. We watched a bit of Hunter X Hunter before I realized wtf was up with the clown.
Just stfu if you don't know what you're talking about. It's a spinoff with r63 characters that have existed since 2011. Kids shouldn't get their role models from cartoons anyway. It's entertainment. Unless your kid is moronic, he'll know the difference.
>Kids shouldn't get their role models from cartoons anyway.
HAHAHAHAHA! This mofo doesn't understand how culture, children, social norms, education, representation, or role models works.
Bruh, the child is ALWAYS watching. He sees this shit. You can say it all goes over his head, but they're just god-damned smart little sponges and they pick up on this shit.
We have a generation of boys that have been abused by an unloving society doing it's best to get them to hate themselves for what they are. It's gonna have consequences and we're starting to see it as they're growing up allllll sorts of messed up.
>It's getting really fricking hard finding a decent show for my boy with anything anywhere near a role-model. Isn't representation supposed to be important?
I can never tell when Cinemaphile says this if you guys are just being ironic to show the hypocrisy/double standards of SJWs, or if you guys are actually unironic reverse SJWs who can't relate to or enjoy cartoons unless they look like you, no better than the blackwashed Ariel supporters. I mean, I don't enjoy this Fionna cartoon either, it's crap. But do you actually get offended when decent cartoons have female protagonists and refuse to let your kid watch such misandrist oppressive schlock? Or is this argument purely sarcasm? I know there's that "they are mocking us for not being women" copypasta that's obviously a joke but half the time when you guys rant about this, you seem dead serious and it baffles me how someone can be so thin skinned and unaware of it.
I can't tell either. I would assume that there are actually people that pathetic in this world though.
>that "they are mocking us for not being women" copypasta
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/mocking%20us%20women%20advantage/
What is this autism
Please, modern TV. just give me ONE show without queers in it. ONE.
Watch Korean tv.
>Midventure Time
Misadventure time >>>> Adventure Time
This is the same episode Fionna passionately tongue wrestled with a Tumblr sexyman before watching him die in her arms. Surely one cheek smooch from PB isn't negating that.
wait i thought this was suppose to be some sort of AU where everthing gets flipped?
if bubblegum is still here and is still a dyke
does that mean Finn is gay?
They’re jumping multiverses, this one happens to have a normal Simon and PB but where the effects of the crown were reversed
No, Ice King managed to project his madness onto other victims because this world Simon was selfish. They way he talked about Betty makes me believe he did not know her that well or this is the world where Betty left Simon. OR maybe Simon did kill Betty with the crown.
Don't Marceline and PB used to have boyfriends?
Young PB liked Finn romantically.
I can understand the dynamic, all vampires are horny and PB outlived most of her romantic interests but Marcy. The only thing that bothers me at this point is that Marcy has not made a pass at grown Finn.
PB's "boyfriend" doesn't really count. Marceline dated Ash.
>You call that being molested?
Yeah like Korra and Asami they really didn't know what they wanted until happiness showed up staring them in the face
Bubblegum and mr.cream puff were a happy couple until bubbline cucks decided to revision the backstory yet again.
They are bi
PB definitely had a thing for Finn when she was 13.
that was just a phase
Not entirely sure why a third of this episode needed to be devoted to two gay guys hooking up.
You guys and ladies still loves PB?
No. But i love Candy Queen now
Candy Queen is PB. just crazier
Can't get enough of her.
Is more of a maybe.
Fincells are at it again...
>ruin
that's a funny way to spell "improve"
>rule 63 spinoff
good
>it's even dykier than last time
sounds like a winwin situation for me
So true.
>Protagonist is now a 30 year old depressed single alcoholic with a cat
The writers are parodies of themselves.
f Cinemaphile is discussing and trashing this cartoon, it means it is 100% good
Well, maybe it's time to watch this "spin-off"
So I guess you're watching Boku no Pico and Johnny Test next
What's the story of this show why is Fionna and Finn around wasn't Fionna just supposed to be some dumb oc that Ice King thought up?
just give us the x rated adventure time adult party cartoon version already thats what the people want if youre going to this dyke mary sue self insert stuff show them having sex