Imagine if Luke tried to rape Yoda before he knew Yoda was a Jedi Master, imagine how fricking embarrassing that would be. Yoda having to drop the whole crazy hermit coot routine to use force powers to prevent Luke from raping him, his whole plan to slowly reveal his identity ruined, even worse, turns out the chosen one is actually a freak sexual sadist who would rape a helpless hermit alien creature because he thinks he's on a lawless planet and no one will know. The Force is fricked, the Jedi are fricked, and the only consolation Yoda has is being able to torture Luke to death with the Force shortly before dying himself.
>spend billions to buy an IP >immediately bin everything and build your own garbage universe
Just why? Did they need to buy Star Wars to make the whole storyline with Rey? Why is Luke Skywalker even there jerking off a weird cow? Why bring back Sidious?
It's unbearable to watch. "Somehow Palpatine returned" is a line they used to completely explain his survival and announce his comeback.
The cast is seem bizarre assembly of happy droids and females from various species. Every planet is just some run down post apocalyptic mining shithole. They go between 50 planets and they're all just like that.
>It's unbearable to watch. "Somehow Palpatine returned" is a line they used to completely explain his survival and announce his comeback.
fr should have played Fortnite boomer lol
The power of memberberries means that s.o.y. bugmen and purple haired they/thems cry, scream and shit themselves in YT react videos over "things I recognise" to massive audiences of the same ilk. It is literally >this will sell our movie
>want to watch original trilogy as a refresher >start movie >wait... >its the one with all the shitty cgi done in the 90s or whatever >try to find original version without redone cgi >doesn't really exist >only version that does is a super secret fan edit thats hard to get and comes in those weird 20 part torrent files >finally figure it out >12gb per movie
what the frick star wars
all of them? kinda. you can find one or two of the original on normal torrent sites. after that its figuring out what youre even supposed to be looking for, then navigating an overwritten website and figuring out how to download those 20 part torrent files, after you parse them out of all the different links.
harder than any other torrent.
VI and V were supposedly the final version but there might be a newer official version of Jedi. Good enough for me. Anything more than what I have is just the same kind of autism as audiophiles.
I have them, I have watched them and I can watch them whenever I want to.
you don't and you haven't and neither has anyone else
this site is mainly used by millennials who only saw the special edition
go ahead and lie and say you saw anh in theatres, no one cares homosexual that movie doesn't exist anywhere in the broad social consciousness only the remaster does
aw don't cry soda
Jonesy?
should've made this thread in the 80s, op
(You)
Good post
Boba doesn't look so good
Imagine if Luke tried to rape Yoda before he knew Yoda was a Jedi Master, imagine how fricking embarrassing that would be. Yoda having to drop the whole crazy hermit coot routine to use force powers to prevent Luke from raping him, his whole plan to slowly reveal his identity ruined, even worse, turns out the chosen one is actually a freak sexual sadist who would rape a helpless hermit alien creature because he thinks he's on a lawless planet and no one will know. The Force is fricked, the Jedi are fricked, and the only consolation Yoda has is being able to torture Luke to death with the Force shortly before dying himself.
Awkwaaaaard!
yeah it was fun while it lasted but unfortunately now most star wars plebs are over it
>mainstream entertainment for children should be bad, who cares
I hate this fricking bald homosexual and his overproduced obvious bullshit so much
Yeah, back in '99. Fricking /misc/troons with their weird ass campaigns.
Yogurt, why are you crying scribbles? Maybe you should get that checked at the exiled force doctor.
yooo is that my boy old baby yoda?
what the frick is a star wars
If it makes you feel any better, they've ruined everything else, too.
>spend billions to buy an IP
>immediately bin everything and build your own garbage universe
Just why? Did they need to buy Star Wars to make the whole storyline with Rey? Why is Luke Skywalker even there jerking off a weird cow? Why bring back Sidious?
because Hollywood is filled with nepo babies with the creative potential of a moronic chimpanzee
It's unbearable to watch. "Somehow Palpatine returned" is a line they used to completely explain his survival and announce his comeback.
The cast is seem bizarre assembly of happy droids and females from various species. Every planet is just some run down post apocalyptic mining shithole. They go between 50 planets and they're all just like that.
>somehow… palpasneed returned
>people who thought the jedis were a myth and dont even know what the force is: shocked pikachu face
>It's unbearable to watch. "Somehow Palpatine returned" is a line they used to completely explain his survival and announce his comeback.
fr should have played Fortnite boomer lol
Oh I forgot they leaked it on Fortnite.
>Why is Luke Skywalker even there jerking off a weird cow?
I... I paid them to film it...
>Just why?
Because women. The ruin everything.
Also, they wanted to avoid paying Lucas in royalties.
The power of memberberries means that s.o.y. bugmen and purple haired they/thems cry, scream and shit themselves in YT react videos over "things I recognise" to massive audiences of the same ilk. It is literally
>this will sell our movie
>want to watch original trilogy as a refresher
>start movie
>wait...
>its the one with all the shitty cgi done in the 90s or whatever
>try to find original version without redone cgi
>doesn't really exist
>only version that does is a super secret fan edit thats hard to get and comes in those weird 20 part torrent files
>finally figure it out
>12gb per movie
what the frick star wars
no one who posts here has seen anything but the special editions
I have the originals on vhs
no you don't and you don't watch them and neither does anyone else
I have them, I have watched them and I can watch them whenever I want to.
Have the Despecialized versions really gotten that hard to find? I've had them on a hard drive for a decade.
all of them? kinda. you can find one or two of the original on normal torrent sites. after that its figuring out what youre even supposed to be looking for, then navigating an overwritten website and figuring out how to download those 20 part torrent files, after you parse them out of all the different links.
harder than any other torrent.
VI and V were supposedly the final version but there might be a newer official version of Jedi. Good enough for me. Anything more than what I have is just the same kind of autism as audiophiles.
The special editions are superior and I'm tired of pretending they're not https://youtu.be/xaeTOMvf67c?si=D1I2XWcxQ5Dd14lG
inb4 boomer seethe
nuh uh
I might watch rebel moon when the tentacle porn version is released but I’m not wasting time on some pg13 Black personfest
imagine saying that as you're holding out to watch a white guy get blacked, despicable
>go to /gif/
>at least 3-4 BMWM threads active at all times
Cinemaphile is a gay BBC porn website
>he doesn't know about israeli bbc spam
true
you don't and you haven't and neither has anyone else
this site is mainly used by millennials who only saw the special edition
go ahead and lie and say you saw anh in theatres, no one cares homosexual that movie doesn't exist anywhere in the broad social consciousness only the remaster does
I’m a zoomer who likes to use ebay so yes I have the original versions of the OT lmao
Stop being an autistic moron
the opinions of hipster homosexuals are irrelevant
maybe it's time you grow up
the star wars you enjoy still exists and you can entirely ignore the bullshit they tried to replace it with
ALL HAIL THE TECHNO UNION
https://youtu.be/lvJuyzmCBkc