>ruins samurai jack

>ruins samurai jack
>ruins primal by deciding to abandon the pulp and making it an anthology (reminder that the primal theory is the lowest rated episode of the show, even below the season 2 finale)
>unicorn is fricking shit
How do we redeem him?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins samurai jack
    How? He went back to the past. That was always the goal. This is the stupidest shit to get mad about.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is full of moronic fujos who thought Jack was gay for Aku

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I hate the stupid fat fujo b***hes on this board intermingling with us gays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make the entire season about Jack coming to terms with the fact that he can't go back to the past but that it doesn't make him a dishonorable failure because he has brought good to the future
      >JK we're sending you back to the past by creating a time paradox that doesn't make sense
      I'm sick of morons defending this shit
      >hur dur the opening credits say "back to the past" what were you expecting?
      Not an excuse homosexual.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've read very few books without pictures in your life, have you?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aw yes because someone being upset by the complete betrayal of subtext and thematic consistency is totally the type that doesn't read. b***h at least come up with a logical insult before typing it out. Oh who am I kidding? You're defending the fricking ending to Samurai Jack, you've put more up your ass than you've put into thought.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            how is the hero just giving up on saving his kingdom and his people not a betrayal of the thematic consistency? you really wanted jack to say "well, i could go back and undo thousands of years of suffering and genocide, but i made friends here, and they matter more. frick all the people in my kingdom and frick all the lives that were sacrificed so i could make these friends"

            because that's what you're suggesting: that the future that is aku should be preserved, and all of that suffering was justified, because jack made friends

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >well, i could go back and undo thousands of years of suffering and genocide, but i made friends here, and they matter more
              Yes you dumb sack of shit because guess what? Jack going back in time essentially eradicates all his friends from existence (along with trillions of other innocent lives) and essentially makes all the work he did in the future completely moot. If the best argument for Jack returning to the past is that he is ending suffering in the past to the future well then there is literally no reason for him to ever stop and help others on his quest to return to the past as they'll all be essentially aborted the moment he defeats Aku in the past. Jack unironically killed every one of his friends in the future because of this overbearing shame for his past defeat. The entire first half of season 5 is Jack coming to terms with the fact that it's alright he failed in the past because he has made major successes in the future against Aku. That should have been the whole fricking point of the series, to not be stuck in the past but to look towards the future and that's exactly how the season 5 is framed until a bullshit deus ex machina that doesn't even make sense.
              >Hur dur I'll use Aku's powers to send you to the past to defeat him, just ignore that this creates a time paradox where I don't exist and therefore can't send you back to the past in the first place yet somehow you still remain in the past despite my non existence which also confirms all your friends in the future are fricking dead bye...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did it in the worst way possible
      It's literally about the journey not the destination you son of a b***h

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He committed genocide on everyone he met

    • 5 months ago
      AccelΔX

      yes. And for those still b***hing, go play the game.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ASHI I LOVE YOU
      That’s when I realized genndy was a hack

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Adult" cartoons will never be good.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Genndy haters are the loudest homosexuals on this website. I don't give a shit what you thought of the finale. Genndy and crew can shit in my cereal bowl and call it the finale, and I'd still thank them all for the solid gold 9 episodes they already gave me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally the worse that Genndy's done is better than 90% of modern western cartoons, and that's without nostalgia goggles either

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really are the "tarantino fans" of animation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there are many filmmakers on the level of, or are better than Tarantino, despite his mastery

        >there are few better animators than Gennedy is the west

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caveman too angry to die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spear becomes the Hulk by the end

      Yeah this shit is pretty moronic, thanks anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m confused. Why did the demons just suddenly take him back to Hell. He clearly wasn’t done fighting him.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Report sci-figay's threads.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better than most creators, but man does he not know how to make an ending.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins
    how?
    he created them in the first place

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? You think a creator can do no wrong?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is primal theory not liked? That episode was pure kino. I really wish Mira or whatever was a one off thing and it stayed pulp too, anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everywhere not called Cinemaphile doesn’t like it

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t he a footgay too?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    samurai jack
    primal by deciding to abandon the pulp and making it an anthology (reminder that the primal theory is the lowest rated episode of the show, even below the season 2 finale)
    is fricking shit
    None of this shit is true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But primal theory is the lowest rated episode on imdb

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's literally nothing wrong with filtering morons. that's what we call kino

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Samurai Jack's ending wasn't kinda fricked because the most fitting ending would be that he learns to live with his failures and mistakes, defeats Aku and lives in the future.
    But Akus reign was such a horrific nightmare it's just too depressing, his family being slave labored to death and a million other atrocities so that doesn't work either.
    At the very least he could have not killed off Ashi, I don't know.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He gave Dexter's Lab a good finale and made Clone Wars tho

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