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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*annoying laugh intensifies*
    Seth Rogen's laugh is worse than his.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked carr back in like 03 or 04 no idea how he got so hated not that I've watched him since I thought his whole thing that was a edgy posh c**t obviously that's not worked out for him.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >edgy posh c**t
      Nah he's your stereotypical car salesman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no idea how he got so hated
      evaded taxes, vax shill, smug, unfunny, c**ty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he wanted to be john cleese - he was a john cleese backup when he started.
      he was an extra in some sketch programs in the 80s, maybe with alexei sayle
      they kicked him out for doing the same thing they all do, but being caught for it.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw him irl in York and said hello to him before he went to his stand-up gig in which he made fun of people who didn't get the vaccine

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's far far worse populating panel shows nowadays.
    romesh ranganathan
    sandy toksvig
    frankie boyle
    richard ayoade
    jack whitehall
    anyone with a puppet
    numerous others i cba to list. its quite bad tbh.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jo brand
      >noel fielding
      >aishling bea
      >sue perkins
      >sarah pascoe
      >the fat black woman
      >the fat black rapper
      >the girl with cerebral palsy that takes six weeks to make one obvious joke
      The list really goes on an on

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>noel fielding
        bea
        pascoe

        Whats wrong with them?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fielding
          Gay and not funny

          >bea
          feminazi and not funny

          >pascoe
          feminazi and not funny

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >fielding
            >Gay
            This guy fricked more 14 year old girls then you can count

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fat black woman
        >the fat black rapper
        there are so many of these now yet none of them are funny
        and yeah bea and pascoe also annoy me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't just place a head on a sack of potatoes and call it a comedian, can you?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not racist but I never understood how Big Narsty got the airtime, not only is he not funny or engaging but he's physically difficult to look at. All I can think of when I see him is "a big Narsty shite"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we want the, erm... "youth" audience

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The black youth demographic was down bad if this is was the guy. Same thing with that Dappy twat

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then he does a Slimfast advert

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          *BONG*
          >Mo Farah sign!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >romesh ranganathan
      i liked this sketch (yes im reddit tho)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with Ayoade

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's always playing his character from IT Crowd, which wasn't really funny to begin with. He's just plain unfunny is all.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >which wasn't really funny to begin with
          Shit take stop posting

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            IT Crowd is shit and cringe. Just because Linehan became based about trannies doesn't mean we have to pretend that IT crowd wasn't peak Reddit

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Linehan became based about trannies doesn't mean we have to pretend that IT crowd

              >have an opinion
              >literally get all your future projects cancelled
              >father ted revisit to give the final planned send off gets dumped by the producers when it was basically finished up
              >wife divorces you for bbc
              Unironically how do lefties not see the hypocrisy in their ways?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In April 2023, Linehan was again banned from Twitter, following his appearance at an anti-trans event called Let Women Speak in Belfast, Northern Ireland. He had tweeted the words "Durr imm gonna kill em" in response to a Twitter user who referenced counter-protestors at the Belfast event. Linehan's account was reinstated days later.
                Lineman you frick I know you're browsing this thread

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anti-trans
                >not pro-women
                What a fricking joke

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                pedos have an opinion as well, doesn't mean they shouldn't get the rope.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              This.
              IT Crowd was godawful. It's like something from the 1970s.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was incredibly mechanical which made me realise Mathews was the magic behind Father Ted and Black books

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Worth remembering that Black Books was really Moran's baby, and Linehan was just brought in because Moran was still largely untested as a screenwriter and needed a more established hand to support him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He’s better as a comedy actor rather than pane show stand up style comedy imo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just how Black folk in london behave in general

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you've never been in london have you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you've never been in london have you

            I want to see Richard Ayoade giving it the roadman or yardie patter. Would be a nice change of pace for him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Darkplace

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Completely agree. I liked The IT Crowd but comedians who play a character in stand-up and panel show settings are completely cringe.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IT Crowd, which wasn't really funny to begin with
          It's just a far worse version of Black Books, I have no idea why it's the one that became more popular.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It had a very timely premise and gags (even if they weren't very funny), so it got extra points for novelty

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WE'RE ALL BRITISH

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        too quirky/tryhard imo
        i like him more than noel fielding though

        He’s better as a comedy actor rather than pane show stand up style comedy imo.

        this
        moss is funny, ayoade isn't

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't make me laugh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a list for a new show on dave

      what's wrong with Ayoade

      uppity Black person

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone with a puppet
      Shut the FRICK up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still fricking miss him. Hate to think that it has almost been TEN years since the end of the Late Late show.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can be funny, often isn't
      bad
      less bad
      usually bad, reminds me of le quirky noel fielding but obnoxious in a different way
      sex is le funny guy
      fricking based. i HATE puppetshit so much. kill puppet """""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >puppetshit
        wait, ive been out of the panel show loop since... well around covid i'd say. whats this about puppets? QRD?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are these names real? They read like caricatures of British names

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three of those aren't British names

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frankie Boyle
          >Jack Whitehall
          yeah still sounds like parody british names

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mentioning boyle

      Brexit voting moron detected

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure I'd enjoy Boyle more if I were 14

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boyle

      this guy took the 'sanctimonious """intellectual""" comedian' phase to 11 and became beyond obnoxious, I can't stand the sight of him any more.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's impossible for him to be incorrect, that type of prick
        His New World Order show was just a bunch of people agreeing in a big room

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched some of these shows and they're unwatchable because of every non-white and woman they have.
      The women simply don't make jokes. There's no humor to them whatsoever. British female comedians don't even do ''muh pussy.'' There's no joke, they show up and that's it. There's no attempt at humor.
      The non-whites just talk about race. No humor, no joke. Just mention race.

      But the worst one I've seen yet is that one guy who has big teeth. You know the one. The second he shows up not only are all his jokes just ''heh, I have weird teeth'' but every single person in the room just mentions his teeth. Every single fricking joke is just ''look at that guy's teeth.'' He is so unfunny he sucks the funny out of everyone else in the room.
      On top of that all these homosexual ''comedians'' are just wannabe bullies who insult eachother 24/7 in the most juvenile PC friendly way. The same exact insults constantly. The old guy is always called old, Richard Ayoade is always called a nerd, guy with weird hair is made fun of because of his weird hair, someone has a mole on his face make fun of the mole on his face. The most surface level repetitive slop.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        IK comedy died when it became safe edgy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        just had two fried egg and smoked cheese sandwiches on brown walnut and raisin olive bread.
        i feel quite satisfied, hopefully it'll keep my energy up.
        also, hahaha look at your hat, hahaha hat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But the worst one I've seen yet is that one guy who has big teeth.
        The blonde homosexual who rage quit Piers Morgan's show once?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >jo brand
      >noel fielding
      >aishling bea
      >sue perkins
      >sarah pascoe
      >the fat black woman
      >the fat black rapper
      >the girl with cerebral palsy that takes six weeks to make one obvious joke
      The list really goes on an on

      and they all use the "errrrrrr" trick at the end of their shit jokes - jo brand being the head of that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jo brand being the head of that.
        "My husband. *tut*"
        "Chocolate. Hmm"
        "Bras and knickers. ugh"
        Read it in a chirpy voice to get the Sarah Millican experience instead

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elevates your panel show to kino status
    FTFY

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ha-ha-ha-ha-HAAaa

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared

    Sums up all panel shows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      disapproving look.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god the daily mail

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it a dolphin in a bathtub

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying this isn't based

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching panel shows after Sean Lock died
    Cringe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it the coof or the vax which got him?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cancer

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so the vax, got it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            he'd had cancer before Covid

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              got worse with the vaxx tho

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                dunno. He had skin cancer when he was younger because he used to work on building sites. Then later on he got lung cancer because he smoked all his life.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A family member of mine had terminal lung cancer during covid. When they eventually caught the coof everyone thought that was it, but it turned out the drugs they were on were so strong it killed the virus, or at least provided enough immunity to not be affected. They're actually still alive today

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >man gets hit by a bus
                >the vaccine killed him!
                Meds, now.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you not understand it's bait, you moronic homosexual?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >man gets hit by bus
                >covid killed him
                And unlike what shit you just made up, this one was literally done to inflate covid stats.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's on every panel and quiz show from day one do he doesn't ruin it, it's just shit from the off

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HEUHHHHH

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your panel/quiz show

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE TASKS LMAO

      Tasks are fricking Reddlt. Give me a job or chore over a task any fricking day of the week

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tasks are fricking Reddlt.
        >t. reddit spacing frogposter using the tired "DUDE ___ LMAO" joke

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >haha synonyms for "task"
        >mentions reddit
        go back

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I liked it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I was on Taskmaster and the task was to blow a room full of BBCs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is kind of crazy how massive taskmaster got so quickly. Heaps of international versions, a new and more popular series every year, etc
      Only problem is they're running out of good guests

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its really a weird choice to never have contestants back when other panel shows constantly recycle the same guests over and over again.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's because talent agencies book/create the shows. The simple and repetitive formats are to show off their rosters, which is why it's always the same faces, same material, same opinions every time.
          Don't toe the line, you get no air time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same people because it's all nepotism and friends hiring each other.
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_Footlights_members

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the formats just got mass appeal and the editors are good at hiding a lot of the autism

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diversity hired guests. Been like that last couple of seasons. Quality dropped off a cliff.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a child of divorce?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this guy almost get cancelled for making fun of gypsies?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but people thought it was an anti israelite joke cos people are thick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember one of his stand-up jokes was something about pedophiles, and he said "in their defence, kids ARE cute!", then people started slowly laughing and he turned his fingers to the audience and said something like "some of you had to think there!" to turn the guilt onto them

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him

    ?feature=shared

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >prime Davina

      wish I could wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing beats carrot in a box.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone does.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sean Lock was good with him though

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's fine except for when he does the stupid laugh for too long or tries too hard
    so like once every five minutes

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >comedian pulls out small keyboard

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t watched a panel show in absolute ages and I didn’t like Carr back then, not sure if he got worse or people just caught up

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Consistently saves each and every episode of a panel show on which he appears
    How does he do it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes prime Rachel Riley stammer and blush
      >with this fricking look
      How does he do it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That joke by Jimmy that went like “you know, if Rachel got caught outside your window jerking off, you’d still be the guy getting arrested for it” was a joke that almost gave me asthma from laughing so hard.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Musician buff

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called being charismatic.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He probably has one of those TV recorders and stores them on a harddrive

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you auditioning for a panel show?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says quirky surreal thing tangentially related to the topic
      >sucks his pen like he’s smoking a pipe
      >winks at the audience
      *rapturous applause and hysterical laughter from the audience*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite is his wienerney metal bit

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >destroys your career in one sentence

    There's no coming back from this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't think that guy had a career to be destroyed

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he get semi-cancelled

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss Simon Amstell.

      He destroyed Fielding that episode too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was so quick he could tear someone to shreds if they were acting up. The best was with that stupid punk sex pistols wannabe.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only really watch house of games
    and even then barely recognise anyone there anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the format, but it's too UK centric. I don't know half the questions.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU STUPID c**tS WHO DIDNT GET VACCINATED LEAVE MY SHOW NOW!! GOD ISNT REAL!
    who pays for this

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhh

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many hot milfs on the panel shows. For some reason the older ladies are much more attractive than the younger ones in the uK

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jimmy Carr is actually very interesting, intelligent and mature in real life

    he's based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a closet case that one day will be revealed to have a Kevin spacey tier litany of sex harassment accusations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i doubt it, he's definitely high iq and doesn't have a highly sexual personality at all. Virgin until 26, same partner for like 20+ years, he doesn't fit the mold i'm afraid.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          jimmy you can't just post on TV

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >partner
          woman detected
          >high iq
          brainlet detected
          best he could do outside of this is to work as a manager in an estate agents

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't he frick katherine ryan that canuck

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    In theory I should despise him, yet I find him quite likeable. His stand up is absolute shit though, even if he does dunk on trannies and liberals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, trannies are based. We love trans women here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His stand up is absolute shit though
      yeah I went to one with a friend once and like 30% of it was him talking about this cartoon/art thing he had prepared that was just sex drawings
      funny for about 2mins, not 20

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y.....oU.....CaL....e..d.....?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she has to be one of the tribe right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly no

        Though I guess being moronic and a dyke is almost as brave as being israeli, so she gets to be in their club based on that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >listening to a podcast
      >"and our guest today is ROSIE JONES!"
      >episode is twice as long as usual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely the worst, and made even more terrible because they can't really get rid of her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...booba

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet if you asked her to recite the alphabet while giving you a blowy you'd get the sloppiest mind-blowing one ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      legitimately the worst guest on any show. I don't have the patience to listen to her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Protip: change playback to 1.5x to get her to talk at the correct speed.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANN WIDDECOMBE UUUUUGGHHH

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks exactly like him too

      None of friends can remember his name but everyone knows his "apparently.."

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gyles brandreth is about to tell you an anecdote
    Yep, it's kino time.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's about his teddy bear collection

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone watch the Never Mind the Buzzwieners reboot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no simon, no bill, no watch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to pay me to sit through that garbage.
      Lamarr must be spinning in his 1950s pomade.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christ that looks soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone should let noel fielding know hes actually 50+ years old now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean the expression on his face makes it seem like he realises he is trapped in a time loop but still aging beyond repair

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The latest series isn't as bad as the previous 2, the editors seem to be muting most of Daisy's cackling.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried but it really was dross.

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I ehhhhhh have a PhD dontchyaknow?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst part of the robot wars reboot, followed by the terrible format and post production choices. meanwhile battlebots is on it's 7th kino consecutive season since it's reboot. how did the bbc and mentorn frick up robot wars so bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i liked it
        just didn't have the same edge as the old version

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's hard to not like any robot fights but it was only until the last reboot series that they seemed to get the show right, at which point it got axed.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he can take jabs and use them to get more laughs out of the audience; whether he's acting insulted, firing back at the comedian or joining in on roasting himself.

      he's ehhhhhh okay in my ehhhh books

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I can barely understand what this mush mouth is saying like or whatever ehhhh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >says ehhhhhh to indicate to the audience it is time to laugh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hate this Irish frick and anyone else with stupid accents

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes okay, milktoast and inoffensive but otherwise fine. His times on QI make me think he would have been better as a panelist on MtW than as host, but I guess we will never know.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >milktoast

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember him doing a long bit about Metal Gear Solid at the Apollo, about ten minutes of act outs and applying real life logic to a video game to an audience of boomers that had never heard of MGS before.
      Someone really fricked him over when they told him he could do that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spends the first 3-4 minutes setting up and explaining MGS to do his 'jokes' which is just screaming snake and copying 15+ year old memes
        stand up comedians are all hacks, simple as

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people watch panel shows?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      friend simulator for millennials who were too old for twitch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man things must be different in the UK because here in the US panel shows haven’t been popular since the 70s

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Panel shows are quintessentially English.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait what shows are considered panel shows in the UK?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              watch the utube link halfway down the thread, linked to the reply "daily mail"

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are shows in front of a live audience featuring a panel of guest comedians and TV personalities each episode. They are not interview shows or late night talk shows but rather they have the pretense of some sort of game or quiz which only really serves to prompt discussion and set up jokes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Have I Got News for You
              >Never Mind the Buzzwieners
              >QI
              >Mock the Week
              >8 out of 10 cats
              >8 out of 10 cats does countdown
              >Big Fat Quiz of the Year
              >Taskmaster
              >Would I Lie to You
              >The Last Leg

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          things are different in every country

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thing is different in other country
          amazing.
          Panel shows are big here in Australia too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          if it makes you feel better, dancing shows are very popular everywhere

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're funny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they want to see the same six camera angles in the exact same order, shown on repeat for a decade.
      they want to be amused by the intense and spontaneous wit of the people on it, when those people only ever appear on panel quizzes, despite it being scripted and rehearsed.
      because they want to pretend that the interactions between the characters are genuine.
      because they want to repeat the "odd quirky facts" to people who work in their office, despite half of them having seen the same programme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't its just a scam by the UK government to give taxmoney to unfunny morons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an unfunny moron wtf wheres my money?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you a gay muslim moron?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            for you

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in the mid 90s...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its 2023 when you remember him as a mediocre guest but compared to guests today he was part of the golden age

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am still utterly fascinated by this man's face and no one understands why

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i understand why anon its like something is pushing out from the centre underneath the nose
        it suits him though weirdly, that voice and that face seal the deal
        people dont seem to realise that 90% of comedians are just severely autistic people that simply managed to wrangle their autism in a single direction rather than just sitting around collecting cum tissues

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just refer to him that German who looks like a shark

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i always think of a starnose mole personally

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can never remember his name, I always just say 'that German goblin' and everyone immediately knows who I'm talking about, without fail

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am still utterly fascinated by this man's face and no one understands why

      Just a normal Teutonic bloke.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quite handsome now

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2010
    >be me
    >watch every panel show and laugh
    >even the female guests are funny
    >2019
    >panel shows have made me a sexist and racist because 80% of every shows guests are the most unfunny women pakis and blackies on earth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be late
      >mid 90s
      >realise they aren't funny and it is extremely contrived and repetitive
      >stop watching
      none of them are funny, it's partly thatt you were young enough to be fooled by them.
      also, despite me wanting all third worlders gone, some female pakis are rather alluring. the main problem being that they would birth a hideous pajeet train-death-selfie taker if you ever accidentally reproduced with one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >panel shows have made me a sexist and racist
      sure m8

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you were just radicalized

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he ruin the Inbetweeners reunion?

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    stand up comedians aren't funny

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When's the last time that gay bastard put on smarties tubes and walked like a Bogged robot? Never? Predictable.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese food has only two notes, onions or sweet or a combination of both, but presented in a gay way
      Who cares what nips think about food

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        seething

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did British people watch game shows knowing that they get played for very little money?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not posting the GOAT

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *lies*

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >splits your apple in two

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *tells a story that has to be a lie but is somehow true*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gary Cheeseman

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neil Overall, Jerry Dungaree's son

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >David Mitchell losing his remaining sanity

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >David Mitchell's ANGRY LOGIC
        Whoever decided that should be a marketing point deserves to be shot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noo you cant market someone on the one thing they have
          david decided it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          what uh, else do you market

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You need a straight man for Lee Mack to bounce off of.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bogged and walled dot com

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still let her suck me off with her plastic lips while i play with her plastic breasts.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her plastic lips
          Scrolled by and thought you were talking about Nina Conti there for a second

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this smug israelite boy started appearing in every episode of everything, you couldn’t escape his irritating fake laugh during the 2010s. Marked the downfall of panel shows imo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has a tremendous knowledge about 90s football though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to any pub in the country and you'll find half a dozen boring bastards who do too

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy Carr is the type of prick who puts his feet on the seats when riding on a train

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snipers dream

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait is he related to that homosexual who shares his last name?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Carr? No.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Panel shows have been total shit since the 90s

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >female comedians aren't fu-ACK!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a literal troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Millican used to be quite cute, and then she bloated for god knows what reason.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sarah Millican used to be quite cute
        nah

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like over a decade and a half or so ago, obviously. You might be too young to remember.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            picrel is 14 years ago. You might just have shit taste

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              She lives near me, bumped into her in Boots one day

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                big boobs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                was she in there getting tampons for her periods

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they're for her homosexual husband

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                By the look of her now its probably very difficult not to bump into her.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't know boots are selling cake now

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    And today you've asked them to bring in the be-*skip 7 minutes*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank god im not the only one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the segment has potential but the miss rate is so much higher than the hit rate it's just not worth checking

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah thats my exact standing too, anything worth watching from the gift segment is undoubtably clipped to youtube

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bong threads on Cinemaphile are always so comfy
    I'm not even british

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whys that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        actual 1st world comedy where its fine to joke about black people, women and trans, and the black/women/trans panelists will laugh because its a joke

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its fine to joke about black people
          You are talking about bongland, mere tweets can net you jail time. What are you talking about?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ehhh its getting neutered and a shell of its former self
          Even frankie Boyle the le edgy too far comedian of yesteryear will just throw a tame joke about white people and then end his gig with #standupfortrans
          I'd say Ricky is the only one who can make a joke and not risk all his productions being canned

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          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            twitter is not the real world
            sorry homosexual

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          a wild burger enters the thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just feels like some actual real culture that human beings are in, instead of American media where it's all fake

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fairs, but believe you me friend, if you lived in it and were privy to all the cons we are worse
          Our media and government are very sneedy and you will be cancelled hard, plus I think will be the first nation to trial more and more invasive Internet surveillance (we already are)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          While i agree this was the case 10 years ago where i assume most of us bongs from north or south are talking about these shows as we all probably turned on BBC 1 and channel 4 as our shared cultural youth which i can see being cozy from an outsiders perspective.

          Our media culture has become just as toxic and divisive as America's as of recent and our tax money is funding shows that are literally trying to gaslight our children into thinking that britian was never a white country or bringing on an opinionated brown person onto what are supposed to be family friendly morning talk shows and calling us all imperialist slavers who should bankrupt ourselves to pay off our historical crimes.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on this lads?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a big guy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if that man worked out he would be unstoppable
        but no, instead we get The Mountain that Quips

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Frankenstein of facts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am mistrustful of him

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He seems the Yewtree sort

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He started off as a producer at Endemol, and leverage it to get in front of the camera
          He has, at the very least, exchanged TV work for sexual favours

    • 7 months ago
      its jover

      Whats with the terrible prizes on the show, what celeb wants a mug with his bogged mug on it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the BBC so they don't have a big budget. Also, it's the same issue as celebrity special episodes of other quiz shows where they win money for charity, you can't give stuff to wealthy celebrities who are already being paid to be there.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet you should
          I remember when Armstrong when on Celeb catchphrase and absolutely HEEM'D the entire show. You could actually tell he intentionally started to give rounds away to the other dumbos taking 5 seconds to buzz. Let them take the 50k and gloat over giving it to some meme charity that gives it to their managers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the most lukewarm show ever. there's nothing particularly notable or funny about it, and the guests are always literal whos.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its very bland isn't it like no jokes are allowed
        Also I don't like the game ideas, frick that mashing words into a picture shite
        Osman is however pure soul of Pointless and its shit without him, although Gyles was incredibly based

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like it, it's chill. Just wish some of the questions weren't so british,

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah... that happened

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this homie like you wouldn't believe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope he dies if he isn't already

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 out of 10 cats countdown is the only one worth watching to be fair.
    The others are ageing.
    I have yet to properly watch taskmaster however.
    Have a weird crush on Sara pascoe lads, love Katherine Ryan's big breasts as well lads.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's no Big Narsty, that's for sure

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's his deal? I really liked him on Taskmaster and QI but something felt off about him and I can't explain what.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's an elderly man pretending to be a stupid stoner / surfer type character.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why don't we make a quiz show where your win or lose is based on the most well-known arcade scam everybody learns about as kids
    >somehow gets prime 5pm slot
    Honestly now, How?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      4pm actually, 5pm is for our Bradders

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deano and Tracey’s favourite time after a long day at the used car lot or cleaning the kitchen for the 10th time that day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worlds easiest questions, especially when it gets to the multiple choice ones
      >People still fail
      I hate the contestants on this.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never forgetti
        The average ITV viewer(s)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Worlds easiest questions, especially when it gets to the multiple choice ones
      >People still fail
      I hate the contestants on this.

      It's the one quiz show I'd actually go on because of this reason. Maybe I'd have to pretend to be thick in the auditions so they'd actually put me on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am watching it now and they have the dumbest contestants
      Q: Who was American president when the berlin wall came down
      Contestant 1: JFK
      Contestant 2: Lincoln
      Oh my stars

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care about America
        Don't care about Berlin
        Simple as. For all I know, it could be Bush

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was Bush, Bush senior
          You should go on Tipping Point

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a bit of a trick question since if you don't look beyond years Reagan would still be president in 89. Till January 20th. They first started taking the Berlin wall down in late november of 89, so it would fall under (hehe) George H. Bush's presidency.

      • 7 months ago
        its jover

        The trick is the questions are easy but then you have to chance it on the sneedy coin game

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russell howardineli, whateva happened dere?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FOOKIN UKIP???

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oi I said somethin stupid and made a funny face

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives your panel/quiz show audience a boner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haha nooo please don't spit in my face haha

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        GIWTWM

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only know her from my dad wrote a porno, has she gotten famous now?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would marry
      Basing this purely on her looks and the podcast

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hee hee hee

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      *wheeze*uh HUUUH HUUUH HUUUUH HUUUUUUH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They say of the Acropolis
    Where the Parthenon is

    • 7 months ago
      its jover

      QI was a highly pozzed show that shared false facts a lot
      Never did get the appeal back in its height

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looking baack it was very "UM ACTUALLY ST GEORGE WAS TURKISH YOU CHUD" like those insufferable people on twitter.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's fine.
    I'm glad he pays taxes now.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they killed him for telling the truth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might force people to actually look after their elderly relatives because the government would have no reason to prop up the over 65s with pensions.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If I could reanimate something, I'd reanimate all the leaders of the Nazi party; all the top Nazis
      Man was too based for this world.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know about you miles but I'm on the fence
        Too based.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right you know

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope to live to 90. I'd like to think I can vote at 65 to influence a full 25 year of life

        Also it's a very leftist mindset. They have no sense of legacy, tradition, long term effects. All about the here and now with them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah yes it's the leftists who don't think about long term effects

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ post. He's pretty funny, one of the few comedians who's still willing to offend, and at the very least he's not a boring lump of nothing like some guests. Better someone with personality and effort than a blank wall of a person

    > Captcha: Y42GAY

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where my /HoG/ lads at? No generals for weeks

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