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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves and enhances the kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mind if I call you Roble?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate roger, he should get the tar beat out of him at least once an episode until he stops being such a homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is Roger the most accurate portrayal of israelites in the current era? a subversive outsider "rescued" by the conservative man to live secretly and safe within his borders while Roger encourages disruptive behaviour, any evil he does was not his fault, crossdresses and engages in homosexualry while trying to bring the family to his level. destroys families and lives because of perceived injustice done to him. his interests come first even if they destroy what is keeping him safe. had the ability to enter any culture through costume and subterfuge

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you need to take a break

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino wheels and legman

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit show

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many such cases.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was good at first, but just like most things in the show it his personality got flanderized

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was good at first, but just like most things in the show it his personality got flanderized

      Shoulda stayed a side character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      flanderized beyond belief bubbles season 1-3 was best

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is straight up more important than Julian in Season 6

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      true but the patrick swayze train arc was kino dont care what anyone says. NOW I KNOW YOURE READY FOR SOME FRICKING TRAINS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which seasons are watcheable?
      I've watched trailer park boys like five times, but don't remember shit for some reason

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Watch it until Netflix takes over. I think season 6-7ish? You'll know when it has the epilogue where all the characters get a good ending.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        1-7 imo, I would also say the two specials and the films though opinion varies on each film

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I consider Don't Legalize It (the third movie) to be the true end to the series.

          It feels very final and it was the last thing to involve the series creator.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            same personally
            also felt like the logical end point with weed being legalized, ricky is clearly able to grow fantastic weed he'd be set for life

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The OG 7 seasons.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        anything with clattenberg directing (S1-7 + Christmas special + say goodnight to the bad guys). SGTTBG is the canon series ending. movies are optional, but don't watch any of them past "don't legalize it".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Rush episode was the beginning of the end for my tolerance for him. He also seems like an insufferable homosexual irl

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the podcast he likes bringing up his leftoid politics sometimes even though they're all in character

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic loser with a million cats with stupid worthless criminal loser friends
          that sounds spot on for a leftist

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >accuses a successful famous leftist of being a moronic loser
            >is literally posting on Cinemaphile
            highly ironic post

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off
      more like saves your show.
      go watch the pilot without bubbles, its dogshit.
      frick off

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like conky

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conky and Lord Pumpwhistle are the best things to ever happen to TPB.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. S, is that you? Francine said you're supposed to be at work not on Cinemaphile

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happily takes a koala's sloppy seconds

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reginald never scored.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait, am I Jeff or am I money?
    frick you, I like Jeff

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like jeff

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STEEEEEEVE
    What?
    >No we're looking for STEVE!
    That's my name!
    >...
    >I don't know what to do here, babe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of this character? At some point he just becomes a surrogate son for Stan and the daughter might as well not exist anymore in the show.
    Steve barely exist as well outside a few cringe reddit songs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's to show how Stan and Haley have so much in common. Haley basically married her mom and that's Jeff's role. That said after viewing the show so many times I've come to the conclusion that Haley is not related to stan.
      >cringe reddit songs
      You have no idea what you're talking about the guys is an ok singer and B12 will be forever!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haley isn't related to Stan, there's an episode where it's revealed Francine cheated on Stan during her bachelorette party and Hayley isn't his daughter

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you read my previous post? I addressed that. That particular episode left it up to the viewer to decide but having watched the show a lot Haley has a lot of mannerisms that the guy had.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you read my previous post? I addressed that. That particular episode left it up to the viewer to decide but having watched the show a lot Haley has a lot of mannerisms that the guy had.

          I never believed Steve was related to Stan. Honestly he feels more like Peter's kid, ball shin and all.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well we know he is 100% Stans kid.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't they retcon that episode?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The episode said it was possible but not for certain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Them not being actually related also explains why she's always wanted that BSC (big stan wiener)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was obviously introduced to have conflicts with Stan and make dude weed jokes.

      But he slowly became the writers pet because most of them are potheads and nowadays just write him like their self insert going on adventures with the American dad characters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writers can write themselves into the episodes as much as they want though. That one newish character that stalks Haley is a prime example.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whom?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve barely exist as well outside a few cringe reddit songs.
      You're trying too hard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve barely exist as well outside a few cringe reddit songs.
      Looks like you need a shot of B12, Black person.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve barely exist as well outside a few cringe reddit songs

      Get a load of this guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What fricking show are you even watching

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up homosexual

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff is fine and has many of the best episodes.

    The show only started to become shit when Rogu became a regular character, but even he is not to blame. The writing quality just slowly started going down as the staff changed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rogu was ok when he was just there a little bit, he's one of those characters that only work if he's not shown often.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I agree. It is not exactly Rogu who sucks. It is the writers who can't make good enough jokes or plot to carry the episode and just decide to throw Rogu for the sake of padding it with randumb/grossout humor that can be largelly disconnected from the episode.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Billy is a character that's exactly like Rogu, that's only ok in small bits and not as a recurring character all the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To their credit it feels like the writers understand Rogu is a shit character and seem to rarely put him in episodes.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At first yes but by season 10 he's the funniest character aside from Stan and Klaus

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruins I am show?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wait am I the bird or the cage?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    new seasons feel soulless in a different way than new seasons of family guy. it feels very chinese now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they predicted this

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redditors got filtered hard by this episode

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They overreacted, sure, but it's still not a good episode. The bit wears pretty thin before the end.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was the episode that made me stop watching AD
        Not because it's a bad episode, it's just that I realized shit was getting too weird and meta for me to follow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because it's been American Chinese Dad for a while now. Fung Wah sell it for big beaucoup bucks.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He became a lot more bearable after the move to tbs

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    as if your're are able to do anything that wouldn't not ruin's that show any more than it already is

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're girlfriends mine juicy mane

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're getting clowned gucci mane!

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awful majestic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED wax fang poster, I've never seen this episode mentioned when people make threads about the singing in American Dad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not Grimes singing. Wax fang is an acquired taste.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RATTLESNAKE
          >RATTLESNAKE
          >RATTLESNAKE
          >RATTLLLLLLE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great episode, great song

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Francine say Nerfer had big breasts?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jeff? What are you doing here? I thought you were in Jerusalem, trying to track down the creator of the everything bagel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get it.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that period of seasons where American Dad was dropping Cinemaphile tier "red pills" every other episode? Just a simple throwaway line (or sometimes on your nose) but it happened.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Sage

        I dun get it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino, I love Klaus and his pizza overlord song.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They mentioned Stan was watching Son of the Mask on a flight lol.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember there was a whole episode where Jeff gets cucked by the lead singer of The Weeknd? Haha! Talk about wacky!

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing matters anyway because American Dad ended with Stan going to heaven and his idea of heaven is being with his family. Holy kino.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been like 20 occurences in the series that frick up the continuity, they just don't give a frick about it at all.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like jeff in the cemetery episode
    >Just get me close enough to get a shot off. I love you so much babe.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just nervous from before about killing you

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did tuttle get so much screen time? I like it but it seems almost improbable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just decide to rotate the secondary character. For a bit it was the Memaris, then Greg and Terry, then Principal Lewis, then Tuttle.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        BRING TERRY BACK!

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this show in years. Is it a "laugh at the conservative dad show" or are all the characters kind of dumb? I remember it being a little more balanced at the time but I would assume it's fully pozzed now and the dad has no redeemable qualities while the women are always right

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would be wrong.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well what is it now then?

        I remember it being political, and the dad was paranoid but he was sometimes competent and skillful as an agent. the daughter was his liberal opposition but sometimes she was wrong. the mom was dumber than the dad when it's usually the other way around on these shows.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you stopped at season 1? It's the better animated MacFarlane show. It's a great show with some great episodes in every season.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stopped after season 3.

            One of my episodes I remember most was the one where the dad is obsessed with finding gold in his house and his kids descend into their vices while he's not paying attention. At the end he snaps out of it and whips the kids back into shape. It was kind of pro-father in a roundabout way

            Looking at an episode guide the last one I watched was about spring break, and then I don't recognize any episodes in season 4. I remember liking the show but never picking it back up again.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Watch it or dont I dont care, but it is a somewhat funny show. It's better than anything else airing right now.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              both great episodes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          They dropped politics real early. Apparently they had a joke about someone that they had to look up who the hell they were by the time the episode actually aired. The only Trump joke they've had was long before he was president. The restraint on the writers part is impressive, honestly.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're doing a good job keeping it evergreen for the most part. The episodes don't age as bad as with The Simpsons or FG where they might be aged out when they air.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't seen this show in years. Is it a "laugh at the conservative dad show" or are all the characters kind of dumb? I remember it being a little more balanced at the time but I would assume it's fully pozzed now and the dad has no redeemable qualities while the women are always right

          They gave up the political humor schtick after the first season pretty much because they realized they can't milk it forever.

    • 5 months ago
      Sage

      >I would assume it's fully pozzed now
      The newer episode have shit like this randomly thrown in

      ?si=OLxclHjyNTnpREvr

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It happens often too, now not so much but it's hilarious when it does happen.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No its just weird comedy, but it works.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CHEEK AND CHEEK AND HOLE TO HOLE TO HOLE
    >THERE'S A THIRD HOLE

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Geez, Mr. S. Nailing your daughter makes me super hungry

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody wanna tag in?

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how Jeff is an actual guy who's just playing himself in between being a vintner

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they make Patrick Stewart say ridiculous shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing I remember from the American Dad commentaries was them saying Patrick Stewart loved Beavis and Butthead so I imagine Bullock is one of his favourite characters to play.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never knew he liked mike judge kino

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw an interview with him talking about how he almost lost it on stage doing Shakespeare one night because he'd just spent hours recording "things I'd never even say alone"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet you kiss prostitutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AH MY LEG! YOU CRAZY b***h! IM GOING TO SUE....crazy chest how are you~

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You are a fascinating man, Smith, I would love to do mushrooms with you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love little girls they make me feel so good
      I love little girls they make me feel so bad
      When they're around they make me feel like the only guy in town.
      I love little girls-
      Oh good morning.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have any Gatorade, I left all my electrolytes in your daughter.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff was in the pilot so it’s not like they shat him out like rogu. I used to love American dad until i got my media server. American dad is only good if you’re a captive audience on a streaming site

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino except for great reddit onizuka

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rong image moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >canonized the fact that Ken is imaginary

      I was so fricking pissed off at this episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this homosexual was terrible from the first episode everything he did annoyed the frick out of me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally zero point to this character besides the occasional lame non sequitur.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit: the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I like any of the kid characters in this show. I barely can stand Linda as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how his whole schtick is "I'm really annoying". No wait, that was the daughter. Or was it the other daughter? No I think it was the mother

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. how do you east coast homies not have a nice day? 95% of the population is insufferable

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively the worst character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that black garlic episode is when I just accepted the fact that this homosexual is a horrible person who drags the show down but that the writers want you to feel simpathy towards

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    best scene in the series.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is this still going

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you bumped the thread without sageing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks I meant the thread and not the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either a. because it's still pretty good despite having >350 episodes or b. because Michael Imperioli uses his Sopranos fortune to bribe TBS to get his favorite show to continue forever.

      No other possibilities.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's getting pretty close to ending. The season before last had an episode they made when they thought the show was going to end.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hot tub episode was another finale that didn't end up being the finale.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Top 3 episodes of all time, what a great eisode.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the end, Stan’s dead.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that lil homie billy is the most kino character
    followed closely by steve, then toshi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based taste
      >in a future Toshi marries Franny and learns a 2nd language. French.
      Hilarious.

    • 5 months ago
      Sage

      I hate billy so much its unreal. Not a single line of his is funny and his entire shtick is just padding episodes by extending jokes with his slow talk. Extremely lazy character

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. not daddy's favorite

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I think Billy is a pretty solid indicator of when the show started to drastically go downhill. There’s certainly good episodes since his introduction, but generally everything is worse in tone and general quality.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the Italian episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one where franny gets a 4 cheese sauce and makes some spaghetti?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one where franny MAKE A BIG SUNDAY GRAVY and PLATE UP SOME SPAGOOT

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ya killing ya mudda

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danuta...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Danuta feet
      Why are the american dad writers so based.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will you go there?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > i have the money

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got red eyes from smoking weed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really can't believe you're an educator brian
      >my job's mostly administrative

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wow you work here? never would of guessed you managed an aquarium.
        >all my friends here are surprised I'm a principal!

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy was great in that slort episode.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve!
    Steve-O!
    Steven Urkel?
    Hi, calling for Steven Smith?
    STEVE PICK UP THE FRICKING PHONE
    Hi Steve, this is the girl you like!

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey mom?
    SHALOM, it's me snot!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they do it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Francine's magical realm is long and extensive

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just clicked for me that the Bazooka Sharks are Stan's way of having Francine watch football without going too wild.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          'ZOOKA SHARKS!

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's Francine cleaning up the mess Stan is making when the Bazooka Sharks are announced with the same intensity he has

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Francine is a moronic 70IQ bimbo
    >she is still always in the right against Stan, because there can't be a single episode in which Stan is not the butt of the joke and made fun of

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you should at least watch an episode beofre try to shitpost, otherwise its too obvious

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's over half the episodes tho
        >Stan obsesses over a thing
        >this causes problem with the rest of the family and characters
        >Francine often has to lecture him why he's dumb
        >Stan stops obsessing over thing and things are good again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stan was right multiple times about several things.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch 100AD.
      >You alright? You work that out?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's over half the episodes tho
      >Stan obsesses over a thing
      >this causes problem with the rest of the family and characters
      >Francine often has to lecture him why he's dumb
      >Stan stops obsessing over thing and things are good again

      It's the formula of the show that there will be something a character is wrong about, depending on which character the episode is focused on. This includes every single character, including Stan. You are moronic and sensitive, like a lady.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Francine thinks Stan only cares about her appearance
      >He blinds himself so they can stay together
      >She doesn't want to be the one who works so she leaves him
      >Admits that she's shallow and was wrong

      >Francine brainwashes Stan to be a perfect betamale
      >He leaves her for a thicc Navajo b***h
      >She's forced to admit she wants the old Stan back

      >Francine shows Stan a rose garden symbolizing every man she's fricked
      >Stan lashes out
      >Francine tells Stan to go have sex to show it's meaningless
      >Loses her shit when another woman scoops him up
      >Admits she's a jealous b***h

      Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's more. 95% of the show is just "omg... [char] I learned a lesson..." in the last two minutes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Francine and the family get mad at Stan's Rash decision making
        >End up starting a Graveyard business
        >Get a celebrity to endorse their backyard graveyard
        >realize they fricked up
        >end up dumping a bunch of bodies into the Ocean
        >Francine admits that they're just as bad decision makers as Stan, and prefers the status quo of him being the foil.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Francine gets on Stan's case about being too hard on Roger
        >Stan asserts that she enables Roger's bad behavior by coddling him
        >Francine stages a fake kidnapping to prove to Roger that Stan cares about him
        >Not only does Roger turn out to be insufferable, but Stan completely flips the whole thing over and humiliates her
        >Episode ends with her reaching the conclusion that she can't help being an enabler, Roger can't help being an butthole, and Stan is a necessity for keeping him in line.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you write it out you realise francine is a massive c**t

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Francine and the family get mad at Stan's Rash decision making
        >End up starting a Graveyard business
        >Get a celebrity to endorse their backyard graveyard
        >realize they fricked up
        >end up dumping a bunch of bodies into the Ocean
        >Francine admits that they're just as bad decision makers as Stan, and prefers the status quo of him being the foil.

        >Francine gets on Stan's case about being too hard on Roger
        >Stan asserts that she enables Roger's bad behavior by coddling him
        >Francine stages a fake kidnapping to prove to Roger that Stan cares about him
        >Not only does Roger turn out to be insufferable, but Stan completely flips the whole thing over and humiliates her
        >Episode ends with her reaching the conclusion that she can't help being an enabler, Roger can't help being an butthole, and Stan is a necessity for keeping him in line.

        its a moronic fricking family guy spinoff, every single piece of writing is purely in service of the joke in the next line. if you're spending this much time doing character analysis on american shitting dad, it's you who has the problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please make an effort to understand context and follow a conversation before you reply to something.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was just pretending to be smart
    -Johnny concussion-

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I seriously don’t get the hate for him, I loved him. I’ve never seen a single person describe why they hate him.

      rong image moron

      Worst character in any show ever. He’s never made me smile once and makes me cringe at least twice and episode

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the koala, he genuinely pisses me off, like i get actively annoyed when he is on. I dont know it weird, he feels real and he feels very annoying. Its like anime waifus but instead liking an anime girl its abkut very heavily disliking a cartoon koala, he just feels like he could be an annoying co worker or something. Congrats to the team i guess for writinh such a realistically dislikeable character.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure at least the new writers hated him too. His only appearances these days are to get shit on as a useless character.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stan>Roger>Steve>Lewis>Jeff

    [...]

    >Hailey>Rogu

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      White Trash Florida Man Klaus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Horny German Klaus

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut up klaus

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is chaz going to be okay?

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she could turn into a futa, so yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M SAD YOU F**KING b***h!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yea

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How could anybody pass up the opportunity to have sex with somebody who can look like whatever you want? You'd be crazy not to bang that.

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't stop joinking my pickle to hayley

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give her cool butt a hot scoomp if you catch my drift.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's this hayley

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's Faye from Cowboy Bebop

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trashmaxx Hayley is best Hayley

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any time a daughter figure gets a boyfriend who becomes permanent the show seems to be worse off for it.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Danuta.
    >Danuta.
    >Will you go there?
    >Do you eat?
    >I've got the money.
    >Danuta.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't marry Jeff!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never laughed harder at an american dad bit than this one

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're going too fast, bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The way the outright murdered some of the staff was awesome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not funny Stan

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is kinda funny

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that homosexuals that hate Jeff are people that will tell you "Seasons 1 and 2 are actually good" and watched a total of 4 seasons after those.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      jeff was forgettable in the beginning, was one of the best characters in the middle of the seasons and is back to being forgettable at the end

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

        Which is weird, because Jeff's best episode is in season 2.

        The one where they go see his dad? Lol no. Best Jeff episode is the one where he loses his hat and it's a B-plot with 4 total scenes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a theory that the country picture taking guy was the guy that stole his hat to complete his Jeff shrine. I was later proven wrong when they did a follow up episode to jeff losing his hat.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like that they followed up on Jeff and Barry’s project too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which is weird, because Jeff's best episode is in season 2.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        the weed farm episode? the one where his father tries to sell him out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah
        [...]
        The one where they go see his dad? Lol no. Best Jeff episode is the one where he loses his hat and it's a B-plot with 4 total scenes.

        best episodes are jeff in space

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stan being bad at banter and learning it from a hitch-hiker is one of my favourite bits they've done

    ?t=78

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that episode be ause I have a buddy who really really REALLY sucks at choppin' it up. That shit like Stan randomly showing people a picture of a rose is on point, guy is just like thay hes like "here are some patch notes for Destiny 2 isnt that wild"

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you have kids?
    >(Roger in a personna, as a mom) Oh, I know, I'm too young to have kids in colleges
    >No, how can you have kids, when you're clearly an alien, living with us
    >We're the music makers. We're the dreamers of dreams.
    >That is an unsatisfying answer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning, and... shit, it's Roger, isn't it? It's gonna be Roger.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just pray to god when we go there, I'm not him
        >Oh thank god, I'm just his secretary
        >I'm an associate!

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The episode with Jeff's dad is probably the finest episode of American Dad.

    >Damn it. I knew I should have killed you both!
    >You were gonna kill them?
    >Yeah! But what are you gonna do about it? You ain't wearing a recorder!
    >...I'm a cop.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wait, am I Jeff or money?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >His mom ran away before he was born
      >.....how. how could she do that?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roger getting high and thinking he'll float into space if he lets go of the bag of Cheetos
      >actually does

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He knoowwwwwwws!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do my wrists hurt?
        Was it cheetos? I thought it was dog or cat food.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every
        fricking
        time

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    O L L I E
    N O R T H

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the gif of him and francine high on dude weed fricking on the couch can someone post it

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early season Jeff and Hayley were the worst characters. Now these days I find myself disliking Toshi more. They should just kill him off already anyways since they already got all the mileage they could out of him, besides his family is way funnier than he is.
    Also, Ali > Toshi’s sister.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Toshi doesn't really talk anymore

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they started again in the most recent episodes. did they have to hire a Japanese to play toshi?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You cannot defeat me. This is my culture
      >*Francine's Chinese mom arrives*
      >You're Chinese?
      >Hiii-Yooo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Francine quit playing with your little fren! They down to last 2 contestants and 1 of them is Steve!
        >is the other one a japanese girl?
        Oooooohhhhhhhh yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the way he says "I answered the question" kills me every time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They actually made Toshi speak English which ruined the entire point of his character/joke

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the witches episode where all he wants to say is how he enjoyed pirates of the carribean

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Has been in the show since literally the first episode
    Jeff is high tier

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing your favorite song...
    >Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Snot.
      But Snot is the worst character in the show. I tried watching that Dan VS Evil show and I hated because Dan has the same voice actor using the exact same voice as Snot.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He plays metatron in supernatural. I thought he was ok, his crying is very convincing.

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who writes the book in House of Cards Season 3 also ruins that show. Literally fast forward any scene that guy is in.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I NEED BREAST MILK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i unironically blasted to this episode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats weird to me because I'm a huge millgay and my dick didnt even twitch

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only just remembered there's a new season out, now i got something to watch today

    dadders stay winning

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Age seven: I put my little cousin's doll in a river and watched it float away. When she cried, I called her "Little Sally Crypants."
    > I don't know why I did it.
    >Age 11: When my parents wouldn't let me have a fourth cupcake, I burned down their summer home.
    >When caught, I framed my favorite grandfather.
    >I don't know why I did it.
    >Age 15: I put a bunch of flies in a blender...

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was in the best shape of my life, flush with cash, and closer to God than Ive ever been
    >stan stop talking about the 5th grade

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I stopped watching AD in like 2012.This thread makes it look like the show became completely fricking deranged and insane since then. I am interested.

    Any particularly good season post-2012 I should check out?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      14 is possibly the best season of the show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      going by wikipedia's numbering, season 16 is fantastic
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dad!_(season_16)
      if you're looking for deranged AD episodes, check out Stompe Le Monde.
      also, Rabbit Ears (aka the nighthawks episode) isn't an especially funny episode but it's a very unique and memorable one. a lot of people really love it.
      I love this entire season

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone shits on ths current seasons but honestly i think they're pretty good

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's not Seth Mcfarlane

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >looks like someone's making meth
    >cute lisp

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nutrigrain bar and a mountain dew

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      steve smith's a straight up b***h

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many such cases

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This whole bit is of the few times a weed joke works lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I think we did some sweet maneuvers from that movie Backdraft

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got nipped!

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me, its reganomics lamborghini

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frank Trueblue was great.
      >Check again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree with tihe vietkong, roy rogers mcfreely and horse renoir, they all had incredible bits and episodes and should be higher

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls?

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruins you are show
    What did this stupid fricking idiot moronic motherfricker mean by this?

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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