RUM HAAAAAM

RUM HAAAAAM

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was actually a reference to a film called Castaway where the main character befriends a Volleyball named Wilson (a brand name) and loses it while he's floating on a handmade raft on the open ocean. Not a lot of people know this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow I did not know that you're so smart

      how did you discover that?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a film buff.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What other movies have you seen?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well over two dozen. Everything from Animal House to Zootopia.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Problem Child 2?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ever seen Paddington 2?

                No. I haven't seen any movies that start with a P yet. Getting around to it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ever seen Paddington 2?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually watched Paddington 2, not even having seen the first one, after they hyped it up in The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Was not disappointed. Paddington 2 really is a god damn masterpiece. I can't think of a bad word to say about it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whenever I see the name Zootoopia it makes me think of Fruitopia. Damn I want a Fruitopia.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used to drink those all the time. Strawberry Kiwi Ruckus was my favorite.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile could never

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, wow! TIL! Thank you, fellow redditor.
      >*tips hat*
      You are a gentleman, and a scholar.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    can you really get drunk eating ham?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda mitigates the buzz. if ham is literally soaked in rum, you probably won't feel entirely sober -- but eating that much (and protein nonetheless) will probably not get you properly drunk. you'll easily get full before you reach fricked status. plus the han would absorb it. best way to drink is on an empty stomach and a major depressive episode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no but you can get a bit of a buzz if you’re not an alcoholic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but I'm sure it tastes delicious.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it tastes like shit because rum tastes like shit. Should soak it in wine or beer instead.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rum ham is delicious. You are a moron

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never had rum ham, so I'm willing to try. Also rum isn't that bad.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmm seawater brined ham

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T swim to Europe.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah, we're on the beach. It's a beautiful sunny day. Frank, all you need to do is get a little booze to make this afternoon perfect.
    >*comes back with a fricking ham soaked in rum*

    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would I sound mad, that's genius

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cubans love ham and they live in a tropical paradise. Rum is king of the Caribbean. Truly a kino combo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just walk away without a word and go to the nearest liquor store on foot and then i get drunk in an alleyway
      my disappointment would be so immeasurable i would spiral into a depressive episode and probably drink heavily for a solid couple weeks

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The show peaked with that season. The montage scene in that episode has to be in the top 5 moments of the show.

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