Rumors are starting to swirl about the new Rey movie. Would you go see it?

Rumors are starting to swirl about the new Rey movie. Would you go see it?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey should be a nudist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And plump up to 400lbs.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        400lbs of breasts you mean

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rumors
    where?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      facebook dot com slash SWUNIVERSAL

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she's sexually exploited. tired of this israelite shit

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Rey has returned!?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow Rey Palpatine returned.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rape all the teens
      BRAVO

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a guy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if that guy waved his wiener in your face would you suck on it?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you go see it?
    Not a chance. I might pirate it if anything looks interesting from the posting here but no way they get any more money, lol, nope.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is disney gonna buy this flat b***h some breasts?
    Im ok with this then.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey turning sexy/evil would be the only thing that might get me to watch another sequel movie.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no, didn't even see rise.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Those were some good videos. Too bad too many sites delete their shota porn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gelbooru bro

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit. Need to make an account for the good shit. Always needing to make an account.

        they wish

        So fricking hot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sankaku has all the good stuff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was it

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Those were some good videos. Too bad too many sites delete their shota porn

    What drives a man to be into shota? Were they molested by women as boys?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A wish that I was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk but it's hot as frick. It's fulfils my childhood fantasy of like fricking hot teachers and shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they wish

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does she do it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they wish

          YJK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were there any of the female SW Disneyland actresses who weren't stalked by this board?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonce

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >instant puberty start

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My babysitter used to do some weird shit around me when I was like 3 or 4, I'm pretty sure there's some stuff I'm not remembering.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was, but instead it just made me attracted to older women.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I wish, it's the opposite kiddo.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        molested by women as men?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          molested and fricked by hot older women as young boys, yes

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they just say frick it and resurrect Kylo Ren so we’ll have an actual Skywalker again then maybe. They can use the stupid time travel shit from Rebels or some shit I don't care.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      At that point, they just need to retcon the sequels out of existence.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know but they would never do that so they can at least try to diminish some of the moronic decisions made in the sequels like killing Ben.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too bad Adam Driver doesn't want to come back and I agree with that.

          Movies did him no favors.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They can literally just throw money at him and give him some Marvel slop role as bargaining.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick would he want to be in a marvel shit stain franchise as well?

              Money alone does not give you roles.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because goyim love Marvel slop and they can give him some multi-movie contract for like the next ten years. Idk it depends if he thinks he's a serious actor.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He does

                He did a lot of serious movies. The last Duel, Blackkklansman, The Marriage on netflix. He does some comedy as well though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right he's doing better stuff like 65 and

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can’t eat roles anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I eat rolls all the time bro.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is no diminishing when it comes to the sequel trilogy, the damage is irreparable.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    only if I can fap to it, so the odds are no

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel the same way about her now as I did after The Force Awakens: she could potentially be a cool character if they actually do something with her. So far she's basically just been used by the writers as a human McGuffin.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should turn evil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to continue the Palpatine bloodline.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The time to do that was in the last jedi and they fricked it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barren xenomorph was a mistake

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      H-Hot!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Daisy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turn evil
      From my point of view, the Jedi are evil...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The kicker being, she was never a Jedi -- not via training (Luke died before anointing her anything), nor via trails or travails.

        On the other hand, she's of Palpatine's loins; all her skills are from gramps (literally, puppeteered by him); as well her shooting literal Sith lightning from her fingertips. She's (i.e., Kathleen Kennedy) in denial. All she needs is to stop being a "Jedi egg" and accept her "Force gender" as a Sith bawd we all know she is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've seen that face in my nightmares.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she would make a good Spider-Woman

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Previous movies have been bad, sure, but that doesn't mean future movies can't be good. They just need a guy who can do for the sequel era what Filoni did for the prequel era.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Disney want to lose MORE money? They can't keep their business afloat with park revenue from Brazilians and childless millennials forever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mate, They made Indy 5 and the movie is fricking failing from the screenings. Nobody likes it.

      Shit is worse than the last jedi some people are saying.

      [...]
      Previous movies have been bad, sure, but that doesn't mean future movies can't be good. They just need a guy who can do for the sequel era what Filoni did for the prequel era.

      That was also George Lucas with Dave, the issue is that KK doesn't want Dave to do that.

      Star wars is dead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think grumpy gramps Harrison Ford alluded to the ending reshoots today, too. Mangold is a fricking liar in that regard, but I don't doubt he simply tolerated Kennedy's instructions/casting of Phoebe Waller Bridge.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Indy5 also bombs and KK is still head of lucasfilms, then disney lost the fricking plot.

          They lost so much money recently and this is not looking good for them as well.

          They're almost Warner Brothers bad right now, only warner brothers still has fricking Dune 2 coming out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >alluded to
          What did he say?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >having an opinion
    You can just ignore the media you don't like, anon. You don't have to sperg out over it

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slide.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as Daisy's outfit shows off her pits. I'm there with bells on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darth Rey will wear conservative Sith robes, just like her grandpa.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has no grandpa. She is the daughter of some failed clone

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Star Wars was a standalone film that turned out to have legs. Now it's a compelling setting that could bear any number of interesting stories. The idea that it can only exist as one continuous story is laughable, considering how many amazing spin-offs there have been

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      star wars has been a never ending series of garbage since rotj came out, don't kid yourself.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she gets recast.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy face is hideous. Just recast Rey

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't know beauty if you looked in the mirror.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. No body gives a shit about that character

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Star Wars for women?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me then!

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can manipulate the medicolrians in her to make life

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some men are unaware of what they do when awake as they are when asleep.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you go see it?
    Only if she drops the absurd usurpation of the "Skywalker" name, is made the antagonist she actually is, and becomes the next "Palpatine".

    Otherwise, Shitsney can shove their poor man's knock-off of Star Wars... Fans are making better offerings nowadays, anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is fricking garbage bro what are you thinking?
      Is this not the gay who cried on camera when he saw luke skywalker?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those videos suck too.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    post more rare Rey-Reys

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can only stomach the existence of Rey in the form of very abusive animated porn vids with sound.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never even seen anything of Star Wars besides the original three and the prequels.
    I think I'll keep it that way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the point of that big indent on the armor? Never figured that one out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah i'll wait for the rarbg release

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey should lower her standards and go all out on israeli wiener like Jennifer Lawrence. Then the industry might pick her for more roles!
    The music industry always introduces some bawd black slave girl doing a home call as a intro.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars is dead.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel after the Avengers came out is on a downward path. Star Wars just knew to quit it early.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious about the fallout. Rey's something like 55% +-5 degradation porn which is unheard of. (even Captain Marvel's not that bad) I want to see how far this goes and how this affects things.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna be frickin funny if they make her Sith just to get people to pay any attention. "well if that b***h turned evil maybe she's a better character now"

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey turning to the darkside in The Last Jedi would have been kino as frick
    instead we got the homosexualry that we got
    thanks Rian Johnson

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about her and her boyfriend double tag teaming a lightsaber fight against Luke in front of the emperor?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy is so cute!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Daisy Ridley and I'm not attracted to her but I'd have fricked her cold body once or twice

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she gets naked and/or lezzes out

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey as in rey of light she’s not evil will always be good no matter what

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The character isn’t interesting and nor is the story. Where’s the hook to get me to come and watch it? Daisy Ridley’s charisma? Yeah…

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no but by all means make it even dumber and piss off even the few people who liked the ST, at least the meltdown would be fun to watch.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Would you go see it?
    As if

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post her pits

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