Agnes, come quick! Betsie's sprung a leak! Get out of there you little varmints, that milk ain't for you. Agnes! Get a bucket, you slow b***h. Love you, honey.
There are midwits who think cows have excess milk and aren't pumped full of artificial hormones to stimulate lactation. Kinda fricked up what we do to them tbh.
Yeah house and feed them on a regular basis, keep them warm in the winter and let them do whatever the frick they want all day while protecting them from predators etc. but god forbid this symbiotic relationship actually benefits both parties because humans are inherently evil and unnatural, amirite?
moronic peta homosexual.
There are midwits who think cows have excess milk and aren't pumped full of artificial hormones to stimulate lactation. Kinda fricked up what we do to them tbh.
>pumped full of artificial hormones to stimulate lactation
hypothetically, could a man achieve a similar result with his sister? speaking hypothetically of course
One of the few "FAS" call outs that might be real, the true tell-tale sign of fas is a smooth upper lip. The little dip under the nose seems to be missing on her.
Women don't really start having downs babies until their mid 40s. That kid is 100% FAS right down to the upturned nose. Look at her sister when she was a baby for comparison.
Ryan needs to get a DNA test. Either that kid is not his or that's a serious case of FAS.
Last time I checked Eva Mendes isn't Chinese. Classic FAS eyes.
who krill their babby because their babby can't fright back?
They can detect this in the womb and abort it.
this is one of my biggest fears in life >be me >somehow defeat all odds of being an incel for life and find a lovely vegana that welcomes me >the kid comes out as a moron
idk if I would kms or just kill the kid, maybe not having sex is better
Eva was in her late 30's early 40s when she had the 2 babies with Ryan. most likely one or both had some developmental issues due to the mother's advanced age.
i think this is why Ryan doesn't really talk about his daughters or show them at events. anyway, this is why you don't impregnate women who are older than you. learn from Ryan.
Women don't really start having downs babies until their mid 40s. That kid is 100% FAS right down to the upturned nose. Look at her sister when she was a baby for comparison.
>Women don't really start having downs babies until their mid 40s
What are you talking about? It's almost impossible for a woman in her mid 40s to get pregnant , even with IVF.
You need to freeze a bunch of embryoes a woman made with eggs from when she was 30 to have a chance.
The chance of downs syndrome goes up rapidly in the 30s , but still remains small in a total sense (like less than 5% of the time) , however the risk is hundreds of times greater than if you had had babies in your 20s.
lol tell me you haven't been to a modern sex ed class without telliin me you havent been to a modern sex ed class boomer
you're a preditor who fetishizes having sex with literal children as a cishet male, which is rape
>It's almost impossible for a woman in her mid 40s to get pregnant
Not true, it’s more likely to be a problem than when they were younger, but it’s still been common for women at this age to get pregnant throughout history. This difference is in those days it would have been their tenth kid
Women should pay a hefty fine for every child they have at 35 or over. The risk of fetal malformations and hereditary disease passing on to their offspring skyrockets at this age. All because women want to ride the carousel until the last minute and then they finally wake up. Women are truly selfish creatures.
Mf could've bagged emma stone or any 10/10 19 year old in LA but instead he got with a washed up hoe in her late 30s. Disqualified from being literally me
this is one of my biggest fears in life >be me >somehow defeat all odds of being an incel for life and find a lovely vegana that welcomes me >the kid comes out as a moron
idk if I would kms or just kill the kid, maybe not having sex is better
have a nice day and let it become a lesson for Cinemaphile losers who live their lives through film and youtubers to not breed. Not to mention the shills.
Is there a timespan for when alcohol affects a fetus?
Can a baby get FAS because its mom drank alcohol within a week of conception because she didn't realize she was pregnant?
Look at those boobs
Holy shit i almost didnt noticed
I'm doing it right now
Rude.
>Look at those boobs
That I just found
When I say go, be ready to blow
Go!
(Blow it on her, not me!)
(Ugh, let's jelq something else)
you just know
I'd give her a 7 because of my respect for Goose, but I'd give her the 5 to get closer to Goose.
This. Seems like a cool, down to earth chick and having Ryan Gosling as a potential brother in law and uncle to your kids is pretty fricking sweet.
He's literally me which means that he probably sniffed her used underwear at some point because that's what I would do.
This is just kind of weird
Go outside
Me otl
Should I be turned on?
Would you suck on your sister's delicious breasts?
catbros we won
Agnes, come quick! Betsie's sprung a leak! Get out of there you little varmints, that milk ain't for you. Agnes! Get a bucket, you slow b***h. Love you, honey.
Both those kittens threw up after 🙁
I throw up after breast feeding too, worth it though.
Kitties puking is worse than that tragedy.
They're probably used to it by now.
There are midwits who think cows have excess milk and aren't pumped full of artificial hormones to stimulate lactation. Kinda fricked up what we do to them tbh.
Yeah house and feed them on a regular basis, keep them warm in the winter and let them do whatever the frick they want all day while protecting them from predators etc. but god forbid this symbiotic relationship actually benefits both parties because humans are inherently evil and unnatural, amirite?
moronic peta homosexual.
>desu
Kys week homosexual you don't know shit about ranching
cats are good at co-op.
>pumped full of artificial hormones to stimulate lactation
hypothetically, could a man achieve a similar result with his sister? speaking hypothetically of course
Get out of here Ben
Yep, the herb fenugreek as well as the drug domperidone are very effective at stimulating milk flow. Along with regular, daily stimulation of course.
manbe guzzling milk
they come from a good steed and a handsome sow.
Ryan needs to get a DNA test. Either that kid is not his or that's a serious case of FAS.
It's FAS or FXS
It's not a gender it's a condition
The other one is a condition too
One of the few "FAS" call outs that might be real, the true tell-tale sign of fas is a smooth upper lip. The little dip under the nose seems to be missing on her.
just sounds like a description of an asian baby:
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15677-fetal-alcohol-syndrome
So Eva drank while she was pregnant? Jesus poor kid, why hasn't Ryan divorced her. No wonder he has to do crappy films, all for his kids
looks like she has downs. i have a cousin with downs and she looks like that. it's not FAS.
>herro Lyan Gosring, ah yoo my da-da?
She's a downie unfortunately
Quite sad.
It's not downie it's fas. Eva is a drunkard
Look at the smooth philtrum
Why the frick does Eva look like Yujiro from Baki?
yeah, that's FAS
mexicans are genetically related to asians because of the injun genes
native americans are basically asians.
This is cope. That kid is moronic and Eva is a drunkard.
Yellow fever bros
Last time I checked Eva Mendes isn't Chinese. Classic FAS eyes.
Her grandma's half moron.
I'm full-moron myself
i'd pay to watch that insemination. not a lot but i'd pay
Eva was in her late 30's early 40s when she had the 2 babies with Ryan. most likely one or both had some developmental issues due to the mother's advanced age.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eva_Mendes#Personal_life
i think this is why Ryan doesn't really talk about his daughters or show them at events. anyway, this is why you don't impregnate women who are older than you. learn from Ryan.
It didn't have to do with her age. It's her being a drunk and not eating healthy while she was pregnant
Why‘d he settle for an old hag? With prime girls lining up for him?
Probably why his BR performance was so believable.
He could be gay or he really does eva even if she's a drunkard with strange eating habits
He was probably busting nuts to her in his teens.
Women don't really start having downs babies until their mid 40s. That kid is 100% FAS right down to the upturned nose. Look at her sister when she was a baby for comparison.
why does the kid look asian as shit? is eva part or ryan?
Because she was pickled in the womb with alcohol, see
for further details.
Completely unnecessary damage to the kid
her breasts seems to be huge
>Women don't really start having downs babies until their mid 40s
What are you talking about? It's almost impossible for a woman in her mid 40s to get pregnant , even with IVF.
You need to freeze a bunch of embryoes a woman made with eggs from when she was 30 to have a chance.
The chance of downs syndrome goes up rapidly in the 30s , but still remains small in a total sense (like less than 5% of the time) , however the risk is hundreds of times greater than if you had had babies in your 20s.
lol tell me you haven't been to a modern sex ed class without telliin me you havent been to a modern sex ed class boomer
you're a preditor who fetishizes having sex with literal children as a cishet male, which is rape
>It's almost impossible for a woman in her mid 40s to get pregnant
Not true, it’s more likely to be a problem than when they were younger, but it’s still been common for women at this age to get pregnant throughout history. This difference is in those days it would have been their tenth kid
My mom had me when she was 41 and my only birth defect is the crave to post on this shit board, I'm not a wall-eyed goof, I'm vewy vewy handsome.
Women should pay a hefty fine for every child they have at 35 or over. The risk of fetal malformations and hereditary disease passing on to their offspring skyrockets at this age. All because women want to ride the carousel until the last minute and then they finally wake up. Women are truly selfish creatures.
Mf could've bagged emma stone or any 10/10 19 year old in LA but instead he got with a washed up hoe in her late 30s. Disqualified from being literally me
>no mongoloid moron spawn to take care of
tainted his genetics.
now his only chance to have geneically superior alphas is to leave his Hispanic wife
it is ethical to give your disabled kid for adoption
Jesus. He should have had 6 children with Rachel McAdams instead.
this is one of my biggest fears in life
>be me
>somehow defeat all odds of being an incel for life and find a lovely vegana that welcomes me
>the kid comes out as a moron
idk if I would kms or just kill the kid, maybe not having sex is better
have a nice day and let it become a lesson for Cinemaphile losers who live their lives through film and youtubers to not breed. Not to mention the shills.
Cinemaphile doesn't watch youtubers, or at least they don't announce it. only you newbies do
You're not fooling anyone. The agenda won't be won here.
>normie
shut the frick up normalgay. quit doubling down on epic Cinemaphile propaganda. you see this? that means not welcome
We're all friends here. No need to front. Israel is a real country and Cinemaphile isn't reddit. We cool now?
wait israel is a real country?
Is-real duh
Gaslighting won't win your culture war. This board is normie as frick and you gate-keep it, shlomo.
They can detect this in the womb and abort it.
who krill their babby because their babby can't fright back?
If it came out a moron, at least you could be confident you're the father.
>the kid comes out as a moron
now imagine how your dad felt
You sound like a moron. So you shouldnt worry about your future kid bring a moron. Its guaranteed
She dresses like a hobo, you know? They're not all first round picks. If you put that in my Cosmo fashion app you'd probably get a D-Minus.
It's called squintmaxxing, ya brainlet.
She's literally my sister.
Gib milk
Nice boobs.
She looks like john legends wife but white
Imagine watching football with Goose all night then going and making sweet love to Mandi.
Jesus
Not gonna lie lads my sister is hot af and I get turned on when I hear her and her bf banging, should I be worried??
Why even take the kid out in public? Pretend to "lose" it in the desert or keep it in the attic. No one wants to look at a failed abortion.
>I lost my kid in a desert accident I swear
I swear officer, the kid took the car in the middle of the night and then walked into the desert
Hmm I wonder why this thread strayed from big breasts Goose to discussion about Ryans kid
Very organic
Admirable sttempt
Good luck next time
Is there a timespan for when alcohol affects a fetus?
Can a baby get FAS because its mom drank alcohol within a week of conception because she didn't realize she was pregnant?
it's guaranteed if she's had even a single drink within the year of conception
maybe all the plastic surgeries? people are not whom they seem in Hollywood
https://images.hola.com/us/images/0257-0dec0f6b59a3-dde702834885-1000/horizontal-1150/eva-mendes-throwback-photo.jpg
>Mandi Gosling
>Is a 5/10 at best
>Has to let her breasts out
Every time
what a good prostitute
she did the Häagen-Dazs diet
Don't Mandif I do
who wins in a fight?
>tit thread devolves into udder madness
Many such cases.