Well if they let him mock them maybe he wouldn't but you know for a fact it was unironic cameos of how based and self referential She Hulk was and how chuds should be begging her to peg them.
The problem was it was written as if Captain Marvel was a man, just played by a female, instead of being written where Captain Marvel is a women.
Also she had the exact same snarky butthole personality of Stark and Strange and Quill.
No the problem is the sanitized Carol.
Carol is very mannish but until Disney it was portrayed as a character flaw as in she is a functional alcoholic and serial philander to cope with being a military officer under high stress who has killed lots of people. She is also kinda psychopathic and ambitious like any type A surgeon, elite pilot or military officer. The problem is wine aunts don’t want to portray the true emotional cost of being a cold boss b***h.
Mmm yes fine, totally fine, not like it's a thinly-veiled metaphor for a women "breaking the conditioning of the patriarchy" and becoming the powerful girlboss she always was if she would only believe in herself and stop listening to big smelly MEN talking her down or anything.
And don't start your "muh pol muh pol go baaaaack" gaygery, the people who made the bloody film laid out that was their intent in interviews.
No it wasn't. The problem with Captain Marvel was, has and always will be the source material. When men write women in comicbooks they're generally writing supportive, light-hearted women and pairing them with super-powered analogues of the reader or the writer's favorite character. These women are feminine, likable and more importantly they openly desire and admire the men on their team. Carol is written like a boss b***h mary sue which instantly repels all male interest. Actively. She displays no vulnerability or femininity or grace. Her arc on its face would also repel men. Comicbook superhero genre is male power fantasy at its core. You could NEVER present a Girl Power story and have it resonate with the audiences who actually pay money to engage in these stories. Because Girl Power has no place in Male Power Fantasy. Guys want to see women do more things in these stories because they're sexually attractive, they desire the men around them, they compliment and support the team and they don't bring all the attention to themselves.
Stupid fricking women and homosexuals will keep burning money until the IP cant make any returns. Hopefully Indians aren't THAT fricking stupid that they'll keep throwing money at Disney's braindead movies.
Oddly Marvel wrote a lot of their best characters with personality flaws that ended up being their real biggest enemy. Tony Stark is a narcissist and alcoholic, Bruce Banner is a petty butthole and Hulk is the true expression of Banner's inner spoiled child coming out and wrecking everything in sight, Peter Parker is a good guy but he can never balance his private life with being Spider-Man and people he loves die as a result. DC relies much more heavily on having well rounded villains that are often much more interesting than their often one dimensional overpowered heroes.
>women degrading themselves and shaking their asses like gorillas while pretending it's empowering and liberating is so heckin HOT bro
men like you are solely responsible for the current state of the western world. literally all you had to do was not simp.
I've been trying for years but everytime I think I hate women the most of anyone in the world, Women just casually show up and destroy me again and again and again.
God I hate their effortless hatred of women. It's almost like they don't actually work and just focus on hating women all day.
the She-Hulk bits were either great with both of them being self-aware of them being in a movie or horrible for the same reason because they try to out quip each-other.
We will see it in the inevitable director's cut.
>That fricking "See, I'm here for you, guys, I want the X-Men, too!" thumbs up at the camera after giving us eight episodes of shit.
Frick that fricking show.
So how do they explain in universe that she can actually break the fourth wall and interact with Kevin Feige? Deadpool I get it because he's a joke parody character not meant to be taken seriously but She-Hulk is supposed to be a major character, right? All I know is that John Byrne did it because he didn't give a single frick about anything and just wanted to draw a hot green muscle girl.
Thing is it seems like the MCU just stopped giving a frick and turned into the DCEU, weird after Endgame everything went to shit, at least before they had a clear goal and vision of what they wanted to do
In a cinematic universe with this much crossover between properties, immersion is pretty fricking important. That requires all the movies to have the same feel and the same continuity. The infinity saga had both, this multiverse saga has neither. Sure there were some minor snaffus with certain things in the inifinity but nothing that ruined the immersion, they all still felt connected. With these new movies nothing seems like its in the same universe at all. Its pretty much best to just say everything ended with Endgame and the everything after is just a mesh of wild thoughts swirling through Tony's dying brain.
>Deadpool I get it because he's a joke parody character not meant to be taken seriously
That's not why Deadpool breaks the fourth wall. The reason he breaks the fourth wall is because his brain is riddled with cancer and constantly healing itself which makes him both insane, hallucinatory and able to perceive reality as it really is. He's not a "joke parody character" at all.
She-Hulk breaks the fourth wall because she's le quirky female character!
She would be probably ok wityh the xmen being a team of transgenders.
Also, why is she so ugly? Like was the character supposed to be a 40yo tired woman with eyebags?
didnt brie have that red carpet interview asking about new captain marvel appearances and she freaked out responding “idk do people even want me back?!” shes well aware of the shit she gets for the role so not a surprise
She revealed herself as a fricking lunatic. >A TSA agent smiled at me.
Which alienated her from rational level headed straight men. Then she decided to throw caution to the wind and shit on her own race of men. Brie may have awards to her name but it isn't like she's really fricking known outside of the indue scene. Like I'm so sure other films with her in the lead have put asses in seats right? Wrong. She came across as an arrogant little shit and then a general fricking weirdo autist. The best thing for her to do is do what she's been doing for the past year or so. Just really downplaying and outright avoiding stirring the fricking pot. Humble looks good on Brie. People will eventually forget her moronation. She just needs to play the game and shut the frick up.
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Brie Larson should have spent her career doing lewd roles as they would suit her better.
Haven't really liked any of the Deadpool movies yet. I feel Ryan Reynolds is probably the fakest person on the planet, Didn't like the X-Men movies either, except for the one where they time travel again and Logan was good too. This is a guaranteed fotm just like the past two movies. People rave about them about no one mentions them ever again until the next sequel.
A relentless self promoter like Reynolds definitely has charts and graphs to help him determine which cameos will get the most audience interest and demographic overlap.
disney themselves abandoned/cancelled she-hulk and stopped marketing miss marvel. DISNEY cancelled those characters. why would they include cancelled/failed characters in new productions? how is this ryan reynolds fault?
Strong women are fine. But Disney keep introducing these shitty pozzed side characters and then forcing them into their most popular MC's movies/series in the hope they'll catch on. It already looks like both fricking Rambeaus will be in the first X-men movie leeching screen time from stuff people might actually want to see.
>Strong women are fine.
Right, but ~~*Hollywood*~~ doesn't know how to write "strong women" anymore. The classic "strong women" in film (Ripley, Sarah Connors) never lost their feminity, weren't perfect, recognized their vulnerabilities, and carried on despite being afraid and in danger. That's not how they write women today.
>Thank you ladies for agreeing to meet me here today. As you might have heard, we're going to be, ahhh... cutting your scenes >I know, I know. Many factors at play here. >You, Brie, have been... what's the polite way to phrase it? Movie poison. >You have been, cinematically speaking, the drowning victim that tries to claw any rescuers down with her into a watery grave. >So there's that whole thing.
>Tatiyana? You... are a wonderful person. >You poured your heart out into the role. >I just don't know that a not-so-giant twerking She-Hulk is what we're looking for at this point. >Although, I'm sure that you tour-de-force performance will afford many serious and lucrative roles.
>OK! Good talk! Best of luck in your future endeavors, aaaaaaand... don't forget to have your parking validated on the way out! >BESTIES! Stay in touch!
>Tatiyana? You... are a wonderful person. >You poured your heart out into the role. >I just don't know that a not-so-giant twerking She-Hulk is what we're looking for at this point. >Although, I'm sure that you tour-de-force performance will afford many serious and lucrative roles.
>OK! Good talk! Best of luck in your future endeavors, aaaaaaand... don't forget to have your parking validated on the way out! >BESTIES! Stay in touch!
>Tatiyana? You... are a wonderful person. >You poured your heart out into the role. >I just don't know that a not-so-giant twerking She-Hulk is what we're looking for at this point. >Although, I'm sure that you tour-de-force performance will afford many serious and lucrative roles.
>OK! Good talk! Best of luck in your future endeavors, aaaaaaand... don't forget to have your parking validated on the way out! >BESTIES! Stay in touch!
>Tatiyana? You... are a wonderful person. >You poured your heart out into the role. >I just don't know that a not-so-giant twerking She-Hulk is what we're looking for at this point. >Although, I'm sure that you tour-de-force performance will afford many serious and lucrative roles.
>OK! Good talk! Best of luck in your future endeavors, aaaaaaand... don't forget to have your parking validated on the way out! >BESTIES! Stay in touch!
>>You, Brie, have been... what's the polite way to phrase it? Movie poison. >>You have been, cinematically speaking, the drowning victim that tries to claw any rescuers down with her into a watery grave.
Funny thing is no one will have a problem with his wife playing lady deadpool. Brie could have won us over too. If they kept her in that breasts and a smile energy she had hosting that show and never shit talked the majority of her audience, people would like her.
He doesn’t want to be associated with flops
Yet constantly reminds people of Origins and Green Lantern
He’s happy to mock himself.
I doubt they’re happy being mocked.
Well if they let him mock them maybe he wouldn't but you know for a fact it was unironic cameos of how based and self referential She Hulk was and how chuds should be begging her to peg them.
Only flopping he wants will be from Hugh's wiener.
Was he going to make fun of them?
This is the most likely reason
Zamn
Without a doubt, he was going to make fun of them. I wonder if Ryan made the decision himself or if it was influenced somehow by some other people...
Captain Marvel was fine. The problem was the female F35 pilots doing gang signs. That was bad.
ok disney.
The problem was it was written as if Captain Marvel was a man, just played by a female, instead of being written where Captain Marvel is a women.
Also she had the exact same snarky butthole personality of Stark and Strange and Quill.
No the problem is the sanitized Carol.
Carol is very mannish but until Disney it was portrayed as a character flaw as in she is a functional alcoholic and serial philander to cope with being a military officer under high stress who has killed lots of people. She is also kinda psychopathic and ambitious like any type A surgeon, elite pilot or military officer. The problem is wine aunts don’t want to portray the true emotional cost of being a cold boss b***h.
Mmm yes fine, totally fine, not like it's a thinly-veiled metaphor for a women "breaking the conditioning of the patriarchy" and becoming the powerful girlboss she always was if she would only believe in herself and stop listening to big smelly MEN talking her down or anything.
And don't start your "muh pol muh pol go baaaaack" gaygery, the people who made the bloody film laid out that was their intent in interviews.
No it wasn't. The problem with Captain Marvel was, has and always will be the source material. When men write women in comicbooks they're generally writing supportive, light-hearted women and pairing them with super-powered analogues of the reader or the writer's favorite character. These women are feminine, likable and more importantly they openly desire and admire the men on their team. Carol is written like a boss b***h mary sue which instantly repels all male interest. Actively. She displays no vulnerability or femininity or grace. Her arc on its face would also repel men. Comicbook superhero genre is male power fantasy at its core. You could NEVER present a Girl Power story and have it resonate with the audiences who actually pay money to engage in these stories. Because Girl Power has no place in Male Power Fantasy. Guys want to see women do more things in these stories because they're sexually attractive, they desire the men around them, they compliment and support the team and they don't bring all the attention to themselves.
Stupid fricking women and homosexuals will keep burning money until the IP cant make any returns. Hopefully Indians aren't THAT fricking stupid that they'll keep throwing money at Disney's braindead movies.
There's not much truth in your post.
Oddly Marvel wrote a lot of their best characters with personality flaws that ended up being their real biggest enemy. Tony Stark is a narcissist and alcoholic, Bruce Banner is a petty butthole and Hulk is the true expression of Banner's inner spoiled child coming out and wrecking everything in sight, Peter Parker is a good guy but he can never balance his private life with being Spider-Man and people he loves die as a result. DC relies much more heavily on having well rounded villains that are often much more interesting than their often one dimensional overpowered heroes.
B A S E D
both are shit
Top ones are boring
Bottom ones get my dick hard
Sure, tyrone.
>samegay can’t help but think about black men when people are talking about women
kek
Meds.
You are black though so your opinion doesn't matter.
oh right, you people don't need it
stupid moron
>women degrading themselves and shaking their asses like gorillas while pretending it's empowering and liberating is so heckin HOT bro
men like you are solely responsible for the current state of the western world. literally all you had to do was not simp.
degrading themselves and shaking their asses like gorillas
Gorillas don't do that. None of the primates besides humans don't.
>Women are subhuman creatures and should shake their asses for my penis to become engorged with blood and me likey da jerk off so muchhh me horny
>big bob tho
Frick you
Sure thing, lil Timmy
Who’s timmy
They were all terrible. Capeslop enjoyers are morons
No one hates women more than other women.
I've been trying for years but everytime I think I hate women the most of anyone in the world, Women just casually show up and destroy me again and again and again.
God I hate their effortless hatred of women. It's almost like they don't actually work and just focus on hating women all day.
BEEP BEEP
>Joss Whedon, king feminist
>Writes a scene where Black Widow relates to Hulk as a fellow monster because she can't have children
I know he got canned for it but I can't believe it even got that far
Top are hot but they arent sexualized so they're boring, bottom are ugly and boring
I will now watch your movie
>every woman
that's not what that says.
shame. some good jokes could be made about all the tatiana foot shots.
>OP loves brie larson so much that her cameo being removed is the same thing as having no women in the movie at all
based
Women are going to undercut the homoerotic tone he is going for. Less women the better
HI YUKIO
Do you have to pay them residuals if you cut them out of the movie?
No.
Before you morons say "based" they were probably cut because they were making fun of them and some danger hair at disney probably threw a fit.
Its 100% this. Women are unable to make fun of themselves like Men can. Too narcissistic.
the She-Hulk bits were either great with both of them being self-aware of them being in a movie or horrible for the same reason because they try to out quip each-other.
We will see it in the inevitable director's cut.
>That fricking "See, I'm here for you, guys, I want the X-Men, too!" thumbs up at the camera after giving us eight episodes of shit.
Frick that fricking show.
>tee-hee my stupid face xD
Stop this.
never!
So how do they explain in universe that she can actually break the fourth wall and interact with Kevin Feige? Deadpool I get it because he's a joke parody character not meant to be taken seriously but She-Hulk is supposed to be a major character, right? All I know is that John Byrne did it because he didn't give a single frick about anything and just wanted to draw a hot green muscle girl.
Thing is it seems like the MCU just stopped giving a frick and turned into the DCEU, weird after Endgame everything went to shit, at least before they had a clear goal and vision of what they wanted to do
they didn't, she just does it
In a cinematic universe with this much crossover between properties, immersion is pretty fricking important. That requires all the movies to have the same feel and the same continuity. The infinity saga had both, this multiverse saga has neither. Sure there were some minor snaffus with certain things in the inifinity but nothing that ruined the immersion, they all still felt connected. With these new movies nothing seems like its in the same universe at all. Its pretty much best to just say everything ended with Endgame and the everything after is just a mesh of wild thoughts swirling through Tony's dying brain.
>Deadpool I get it because he's a joke parody character not meant to be taken seriously
That's not why Deadpool breaks the fourth wall. The reason he breaks the fourth wall is because his brain is riddled with cancer and constantly healing itself which makes him both insane, hallucinatory and able to perceive reality as it really is. He's not a "joke parody character" at all.
She-Hulk breaks the fourth wall because she's le quirky female character!
>He's not a "joke parody character" at all.
He is in the movies
This was a good example of why the "but the comics did it so it's ok" people need to shut the frick up. This did not translate well to the tv screen.
She would be probably ok wityh the xmen being a team of transgenders.
Also, why is she so ugly? Like was the character supposed to be a 40yo tired woman with eyebags?
didnt brie have that red carpet interview asking about new captain marvel appearances and she freaked out responding “idk do people even want me back?!” shes well aware of the shit she gets for the role so not a surprise
She revealed herself as a fricking lunatic.
>A TSA agent smiled at me.
Which alienated her from rational level headed straight men. Then she decided to throw caution to the wind and shit on her own race of men. Brie may have awards to her name but it isn't like she's really fricking known outside of the indue scene. Like I'm so sure other films with her in the lead have put asses in seats right? Wrong. She came across as an arrogant little shit and then a general fricking weirdo autist. The best thing for her to do is do what she's been doing for the past year or so. Just really downplaying and outright avoiding stirring the fricking pot. Humble looks good on Brie. People will eventually forget her moronation. She just needs to play the game and shut the frick up.
>Surely this will sell tickets to my movie...
>9/11
Ryan Reynolds doesn't need to hear from white women, like Brie Larson, what or who should and shouldn't be included in his Deadpool film.
*towers combust*
The internet really buck broke her
YJK
Uh-oh. Be careful.
>shes well aware of the shit she gets for the role so not a surprise
>Brie reads her Cinemaphile threads.
BRIE! I LOVE YOU!!!
>get blonde big titty bimbo actress to play captain marvel
>they frick it up
How did this happen?
its a shame she’ll never embrace the bimboness and just have fun doing sexy campy roles
Feige
>How did this happen?
Captain marvel actress is a huge feminist c**t
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https://www.redgifs.com/watch/infantilesuperplainsqueaker
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/glamorousprizepupfish
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/gratefulzestynortherncardinals
Brie Larson should have spent her career doing lewd roles as they would suit her better.
Ever notice how a lot of the men who hate Brie also seem to want to be dominated by her? Its curious.
shit not me i hate big feet
They are trying to discredit him now?
They're outrage farming to insert them into a movie they were never filmed for in the first place
oh yeah! LFG!!!
She has big boobs though
We know your breasts are fake, Brie
no big green feet in Deadpool 3? looking like it's gonna flop
She gives off femdom vibes.
>has big boobs
>never does topless scene
curious
Haven't really liked any of the Deadpool movies yet. I feel Ryan Reynolds is probably the fakest person on the planet, Didn't like the X-Men movies either, except for the one where they time travel again and Logan was good too. This is a guaranteed fotm just like the past two movies. People rave about them about no one mentions them ever again until the next sequel.
It's okay we will see the scenes eventually. Might even be funny.
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>cut by Ryan Reynolds
Is he the director?
>Ryan Reddit
I get so sick of that hurr durr rebblit bullshit.
Even for this site, it's a fricking stupid response.
Define 'Reddit' then, fricktard. What is and isn't 'Reddit?'
>I get so sick of that hurr durr rebblit bullshit.
>Even for this site, it's a fricking stupid response.
>Define 'Reddit' then, fricktard. What is and isn't 'Reddit?'
You can't, can you?
>You can't, can you?
But you fricking can't, can you?
It's just a catchall term for things you don't like.
>But you fricking can't, can you?
>It's just a catchall term for things you don't like.
now that is some reddit shit
>Anonymous 05/02/24(Thu)21:35:47 No.198799124▶
>
>I get so sick of that hurr durr rebblit bullshit.
>Even for this site, it's a fricking stupid response.
>Define 'Reddit' then, fricktard. What is and isn't 'Reddit?'
>
>You can't, can you?
>
>But you fricking can't, can you?
>It's just a catchall term for things you don't like.
> now that is some reddit shit
>hurr durr
kys rebbitBlack person and then go back
>Define 'Reddit'
(You) are reddit. Everything in your post is reddit, newbie
Define it then, expert.
She just did
lurk moar
>Define it then, expert.
Nta but a lot of it has to do with an air of self importance and being overly verbose. They huff their own farts, basically.
by that definition the antireddit reddit accuser was more reddit then the accused redditor
Define reddit
>Define 'Reddit' then, fricktard. What is and isn't 'Reddit?'
>fricktard
A telltale sign of a redditor. Go back and dilate.
>4th wall breaker doesn't get to interact with 4th wall breaker
this could have unironically saved She-Hulk in the MCU
>Ryan Reynolds Cuts Female Box Office Poison From His Movie
FTFY
A relentless self promoter like Reynolds definitely has charts and graphs to help him determine which cameos will get the most audience interest and demographic overlap.
i can't stand reynolds, he just plays the same exact character in all of this movies now
disney themselves abandoned/cancelled she-hulk and stopped marketing miss marvel. DISNEY cancelled those characters. why would they include cancelled/failed characters in new productions? how is this ryan reynolds fault?
What if Brie was a variant wearing the classic outfit?
If she was wearing the classic outfit, it'd be even more apparent that she was wrong for the role.
She works out 18 hours a day but still gains no muscle. She must eat absolutely nothing.
Do women do this to please other women? Because men certainly don't care about a woman being so low in bodyfat.
yeah its to piss off other women...to show they can take their man at anytime. all women/prostitutes are mean
Not without that regimen actually paying off.
Meanwhile.
strong women ruin capeshit and he knows it...prostitutes will never sign up for the draft but want to play strong otherwise
Strong women are fine. But Disney keep introducing these shitty pozzed side characters and then forcing them into their most popular MC's movies/series in the hope they'll catch on. It already looks like both fricking Rambeaus will be in the first X-men movie leeching screen time from stuff people might actually want to see.
>Strong women are fine.
Right, but ~~*Hollywood*~~ doesn't know how to write "strong women" anymore. The classic "strong women" in film (Ripley, Sarah Connors) never lost their feminity, weren't perfect, recognized their vulnerabilities, and carried on despite being afraid and in danger. That's not how they write women today.
>umm... sweetie, where is MY... um excuse me...
hey anon, I heard you liked feet. how'd you like to suck on these tootsies?
>Thank you ladies for agreeing to meet me here today. As you might have heard, we're going to be, ahhh... cutting your scenes
>I know, I know. Many factors at play here.
>You, Brie, have been... what's the polite way to phrase it? Movie poison.
>You have been, cinematically speaking, the drowning victim that tries to claw any rescuers down with her into a watery grave.
>So there's that whole thing.
>as he sits at a desk in his deadpool suit
>Tatiyana? You... are a wonderful person.
>You poured your heart out into the role.
>I just don't know that a not-so-giant twerking She-Hulk is what we're looking for at this point.
>Although, I'm sure that you tour-de-force performance will afford many serious and lucrative roles.
>OK! Good talk! Best of luck in your future endeavors, aaaaaaand... don't forget to have your parking validated on the way out!
>BESTIES! Stay in touch!
>excuse me, stewardess. I speak fluent reddit.
nobody thinks your cool
Cannot unhear.
god damn it
>>You, Brie, have been... what's the polite way to phrase it? Movie poison.
>>You have been, cinematically speaking, the drowning victim that tries to claw any rescuers down with her into a watery grave.
he better not cut gilf Elektra
Don't delete Brie. Thank you.
I’ll now be buying 3 tickets in imax. Always buy out the adjacent seats so you don’t have to share armrests.
He knows his fanbase well. Smart guy.
Funny thing is no one will have a problem with his wife playing lady deadpool. Brie could have won us over too. If they kept her in that breasts and a smile energy she had hosting that show and never shit talked the majority of her audience, people would like her.
Finally a comic book movie for the fellas is back
They were never going to be in it in the first place. This is fake.
Still not watching homosexual ass wolverine shit
I have a theory that Reynolds is actually based and not a cringe reddit gay
good. frick women.