>sabotage the InGen camp
>cause property damage and injuries to InGen employees
>run off with an injured baby t-rex
>get their friend killed
>get rescued by the people whose camp they just destroyed
How were they the good guys again?
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>the people who act against the corporation doing bad things are bad therefor the corporation is not bad
This but unironically. Corporations are based in 90% of cases, they’re just scamming rubes.
>corporation doing bad things
reclaiming their dinosaurs?
What did the corporation do that was wrong?
ousted Hammond and poached the dinosaurs
Even worse that stupid saboteur took the hunters rounds. If he had taken down the rex think of how many in the other expedition wouldn't have died. Think of their friend who wouldn't have died. Think of all the people in San Diego who wouldn't have died
That piece of shit should have been executed
>Injured baby T-rex
Didn't Ingen injure the T-rex?
>Think of all the people in San Diego
Not their fault Ingen was stupid enough to bring the T-rex back with them.
Van Owen is literally supposed to be a son-of-a-bitch, so it fits the character.
>Environmentalists are bunch of buttholes
>Hunter is a gigachad
What did Spielberg mean by this?
Personal experience, most likely. Environmentalists are c**ts irl.
>the t-rex might follow us if it thinks we're a threat
>continue to wear jacket covered in baby t-rex blood
was she moronic?
>she
>moronic
You’re an idiot for even needing to ask.
>demolishes your port
how do you respond without sounding mad?
Where did the T-Rex learn to pilot a ship?
He didn’t. The velociraptors did that.
Very accurate portrayal of environmentalists. These c**ts have lobbied our government to stop controlled burnings, resulting in massive forest fires that they then blame on global warming.
>that they then blame on global warming.
Clever girl.
>These c**ts have lobbied our government to stop controlled burnings, resulting in massive forest fires that they then blame on global warming.
Yeah remember all the massive forest fires before humans decided to do controlled burns? Remember how forests didn't exist before humans decided to build their houses in them?
>95 KB,
They weren't. This movie is the feel good story of a dad who rescues his kid from a pack of bloodthirsty monsters. First they injure it and he has to split some wigs. Then they abduct it and he goes all the way to San Diego to frick shit up. In the end, everyone who deserves to be eaten gets eaten, and father and son take a boat back home. The End.
>saves your shitty movie
It's the Jurassic park 3 sequel set on Site A, Roland Tembo has been hired because of his experience on site B to guide a group to the lab located on Site A and recover embryo's and other key information located on the site A computers and labs
Lex Murphy was hired as part of a bargain to get her out of facing life sentence behind bars for computer related crimes, complete the job and ingen will wipe away her crimes.
several specialist, has been hired as a backup to allow access to the cold storage vault located on the island some whom have different jobs located on the various facilities of the island.
He can't be killed they say. Tried to hang 'im once.
I wish Jurassic Park was a better franchise.
I actually like The Lost World and JPIII but I can't help but imagine what things could've like if those films got done properly, instead of Spielberg being cynical and Johnston getting production-fricked.
Also, it astounds me how it took them nearly 30 years to make a cartoon. A really shitty cartoon, but still. Still waiting on a JP-themed Dino Crisis-like game, too.
I heard the park management games for pee sea are pretty good
I remember the weird, terrible, yet oddly compelling SNES game.
but if you want JP the movie you play Dino Crisis.
Yeah, JWE2's actually breddy gud, or at least infinitely better than when it launched.
I just want them to get away from all of the World garbage, really, and do something that's more tonally like TLW without all the cornball proto-quips and flipping. I want to be scared at the thought of dying on a remote dinosaur island where nature is king.
The baby t-rex pissed me off as a kid, because it was so WHINY, like shut the frick up, t-rexes are supposed to be cool
I'm cool, but when I was a kid, I wasn't cool.
Would you have slipped one in it?
~~*Velociraptor*~~
Everyone at InGen and those hunters were israelites. Boom, now you love the movie.
The only way to salvage Jurassic World is to have an extended scene of Velociraptors slaughtering an entire synagogue.
She was a dumb c**t who had no clue in what she was doing, her introduction made it clear she was treating dinosaurs the same way as any other critter. She was completely out of her depth but too arrogant to admit it.
He was a piece of shit terrorist who got a lot of people killed and got away with everything showing no remorse whatsoever. Sabotaged their rescuers instead of working together to save as many people as they could. The hunters were doing their job, they weren't monsters and didn't deserve what they got.
In this scene, they were both extraordinarily moronic and got their friend killed. They didn't learn anything from it of course.
The entire movie was Malcom trying to tard wangle a bunch of unlikeable one digit IQ drooling dumbfricks.
Somehow JP3 repeated this formula with Grant and even more annoying idiots.
At least it's tolerable in JPIII because Grant was always a better lead than Malcolm.
In both movie I just wanted dinos to kill all the shitty characters. I gotta give this to TLW: I was pleasantly surprised that Tambo surprised, I fully expected him to die in a stupid way because hunters=ebil. The man was the only one who got his shit together and acted like an adult.