>you expect me to cook how fricking dare you! >camp cook is a man
also the fricking nonstop b***hing about how she shares chores with her husband. Totally unnatural progression from her mourning phase. It's like on chapter 3 the ethics department suddenly stepped in and changed the script.
>having her and Arthur eventually develop a romantic relationship was the most obvious and logical thing >NOOOO WE CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE SHE IS LE STRONK FEMALE CHARACTER
It's hilarious how pozzed Rockstar has become over the years.
>main character is a cowboy who coincidentally has the same beliefs on every social issue as a californian game writer in 2018 >this is good writing according to reddit
Lmaoooo
I always laugh at how comically moronic they make the KKK characters and how you are rewarded for murdering them. Some writer was clearly living out a power fantasy.
Nah bro it’s not a woke game since the tons of killing racist people and helping feminist stuff they put into the game is optional (besides the times it’s in main missions too but shut up)
>he doesn’t know that cowboys were actually POC who helped feminists and BTFO the kkk and felt bad for black people even though they kill and rob for fun
Typical chud seething at history kek
The game mentions multiple times that Arthur has been robbing and killing people for like 20 years but then I guess he just randomly decides he doesn't like that stuff anymore and he changes his views on basically everything or he was actually a good guy the entire time he was killing and robbing people. The writing is so hilariously terrible.
And I'm sure the morons on reddit say that him finding out he's dying or that his former relationship with Mary is why Arthur randomly decides he's a good guy now. But he randomly decides he's a good guy or he was always a good guy before before that shit is ever established.
>The game mentions multiple times that Arthur has been robbing and killing people for like 20 years but then I guess he just randomly decides he doesn't like that stuff anymore
he finds out he's dying from tuberculosis, you fricking moron
>I may be a 1850s serial killer train robber but I draw the line on doing a racism to a person of color >yerp real tough as nails men don't make women uncomfortable with out male gaze
This is historically accurate. Most outlaw gangs were a hodgepodge of white trash, blacks, hispanics and injuns. They were probably the only non-racists in the country at the time.
Yes, popular depictions of the old west are often tailored to the sensibilities of the time. It's why in 1940 (and really, up until the 70s) Wild Bill Hickock is depicted as having a clean cut, conservative hairstyle, despite that not being historically accurate.
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I'm still waiting on the historically accurate Wild Bill biopic where he is a raging homosexual who refuses to marry because it would out him, finally settling on a woman in her 50s who he promptly ran away from. Zesty motherfricker.
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He's got the word wiener right there in his name. Kind of. Phonetically.
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lmao. What's the qrd on those old west legends? Not american but I feel like ned kelly might be the only barely legit one.
I'm not sure what point you're attempting to make. Is it that the social dynamics of Old Western outlaw gangs is the same as whatever cubicle you work in?
>>yerp real tough as nails men don't make women uncomfortable with out male gaze
Don't blame the game for your playstyle. You can kill every non-story relevant woman in the game if you feel so inclined. It will even unlock a conversation between Arthur and that one broad from the camp where he's like "sometimes I just like hurting women" and she's like "Arthur, what the Hell"
I already made this joke, either no internal monologue frickers can't parse the joke or it's just a very shit joke. I will agree it is most likely to be the latter.
>Character often shouts "MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON!" >Hack writers name him John Marston
Red Dead Redemption is really the low point of creative integrity and good writing. This is why it didn't get a show like Last of Us did
She's only sad for the first part of the game. They should have named her Murderie
Biggest mary sue in gaming and completely ruins the game on replaying
>marriage?
She's not bad enough to straight-up "ruin" the game, but yeah, it is annoying.
>you expect me to cook how fricking dare you!
>camp cook is a man
also the fricking nonstop b***hing about how she shares chores with her husband. Totally unnatural progression from her mourning phase. It's like on chapter 3 the ethics department suddenly stepped in and changed the script.
>character dresses like a clown
>name is Joker
Clowns don't generally tell jokes, anon. They're more about physical comedy.
>gay character
>name is OP
>having her and Arthur eventually develop a romantic relationship was the most obvious and logical thing
>NOOOO WE CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE SHE IS LE STRONK FEMALE CHARACTER
It's hilarious how pozzed Rockstar has become over the years.
They both have terminal oneitis tho
Arthur is so hung up on Mary that it's borderline feminine.
worst part is that she's a b***h
I could fix her
>main character is a cowboy who coincidentally has the same beliefs on every social issue as a californian game writer in 2018
>this is good writing according to reddit
Lmaoooo
I always laugh at how comically moronic they make the KKK characters and how you are rewarded for murdering them. Some writer was clearly living out a power fantasy.
Nah bro it’s not a woke game since the tons of killing racist people and helping feminist stuff they put into the game is optional (besides the times it’s in main missions too but shut up)
>he doesn’t know that cowboys were actually POC who helped feminists and BTFO the kkk and felt bad for black people even though they kill and rob for fun
Typical chud seething at history kek
cowboys were literally mexican originally doe
The game mentions multiple times that Arthur has been robbing and killing people for like 20 years but then I guess he just randomly decides he doesn't like that stuff anymore and he changes his views on basically everything or he was actually a good guy the entire time he was killing and robbing people. The writing is so hilariously terrible.
And I'm sure the morons on reddit say that him finding out he's dying or that his former relationship with Mary is why Arthur randomly decides he's a good guy now. But he randomly decides he's a good guy or he was always a good guy before before that shit is ever established.
You are beyond moronic and should randomly decide to have a nice day.
>The game mentions multiple times that Arthur has been robbing and killing people for like 20 years but then I guess he just randomly decides he doesn't like that stuff anymore
he finds out he's dying from tuberculosis, you fricking moron
The KKK wasn't even functioning in 1899, much less in an area corresponding with Kansas.
>I may be a 1850s serial killer train robber but I draw the line on doing a racism to a person of color
>yerp real tough as nails men don't make women uncomfortable with out male gaze
This is historically accurate. Most outlaw gangs were a hodgepodge of white trash, blacks, hispanics and injuns. They were probably the only non-racists in the country at the time.
>white trash, blacks, hispanics and injuns
>not racist
They rode together. Good enough for the 1800s
But not good enough for modern sensibilities.
Yes, popular depictions of the old west are often tailored to the sensibilities of the time. It's why in 1940 (and really, up until the 70s) Wild Bill Hickock is depicted as having a clean cut, conservative hairstyle, despite that not being historically accurate.
I'm still waiting on the historically accurate Wild Bill biopic where he is a raging homosexual who refuses to marry because it would out him, finally settling on a woman in her 50s who he promptly ran away from. Zesty motherfricker.
He's got the word wiener right there in his name. Kind of. Phonetically.
lmao. What's the qrd on those old west legends? Not american but I feel like ned kelly might be the only barely legit one.
Didn't realize people living in and working in highly diverse societies today meant that they weren't racist.
I'm not sure what point you're attempting to make. Is it that the social dynamics of Old Western outlaw gangs is the same as whatever cubicle you work in?
>I'm not sure what point you're attempting to make
Then you never will.
>>yerp real tough as nails men don't make women uncomfortable with out male gaze
Don't blame the game for your playstyle. You can kill every non-story relevant woman in the game if you feel so inclined. It will even unlock a conversation between Arthur and that one broad from the camp where he's like "sometimes I just like hurting women" and she's like "Arthur, what the Hell"
The game literally doesn’t let you kill Indians lmao. What’s your newest excuse for pozzstar?
Arthur is literally me, beside the anachronistic wokeness.
>everyone in the past was moronic like me
Ok chuddie
>playing a western video game that isn't the 1866 mod for Mount & Blade
Outlaws was good
>literally just a Western version of Doom
Meh, good enough.
>game is an example of games as art
>protagonist named Arthur
Boring "game" literally and unironically started falling asleep everytime I tried to play it.
How would one fall asleep ironically?
>angry character
>name him Mad Max
>Draws art
>Name is Arthur
Hmmm...
I already made this joke, either no internal monologue frickers can't parse the joke or it's just a very shit joke. I will agree it is most likely to be the latter.
Not him but it sounded like you were saying the game is art, not that Arthur makes art.
>Your joke
Long winded and gay
>My joke
Succinct and brilliant. Now kneel.
what movie?
>Character uses copious amounts of profanities in a vastly better show
summoning the autistic german spammer from Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile
>oh yeah btw I had a kid that died
What was the point of this? It literally just makes him more moronic.
sadE
I could have fixed her.
>Character often shouts "MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON!"
>Hack writers name him John Marston
Red Dead Redemption is really the low point of creative integrity and good writing. This is why it didn't get a show like Last of Us did
Anal sex with Sadie.
>Sad cause her husband Died
>Name is Sad Die
Who writes this shit?
"Holland" Van Der Linde is why they call him Dutch, and it's probably a reference to The Shield.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
it doesn't make sense to post this because the "sad" in Sadie doesn't phonetically sound the same
>aww hell, if fellers wanna cut their dicks off and be called a woman, that don't bother me none
I don't even recall the story in this game, I just went around shooting and skinning stuff for 300 hours