>Confirmed $329m production budget and $100m - 150m in marketing
>Needs $900m just to break even
>Will likely gross under $350m in its entire run
>Disney could lose over $300m from this movie
What went wrong? What were they thinking?
[Sad News] Dial of Destiny may be the BIGGEST BOMB OF ALL TIME
>Dilator of Destiny
>Delusion of Disney
yes, very sad
I'm not a mathematician but I feel your count is a bit off
>theaters run your movies for free bro
i thought studios got almost all the money and theaters made their money from concessions. i "learned" that second hand before searching things on the internet was commonplace though
Individual theaters don't make enough from movie ticket sales alone to cover the cost of everything, so concession sales are needed. That doesn't mean that they make nothing. The most absurd split was by Disney and that was 65/35 for The Last Jedi. Most splits are 60/40 for first 2 weeks then 50/50 after, or 55/45.
thanks for the info anon
It depends on the Theater and what the Theater chain negotiated with the Studio in their contract.
One theater chain I worked at gave Disney 90% of ticket sales the first week. Then it went down to 80% the 2nd week. And down 10% each week after that. So it benefitted the theater if they kept the movies running longer in Cinemas and it was a big hit.
>what is gross vs net
moron
>$900 million to break even
>will gross $350 million total
>loss of only $300 million for Disney. You’re the moron
i'm not too fond of Black folk
you mean this inspiring woman didn't get more movie-goer butts into theatre seats?
Yo is dat big mike?
What exactly was the point of her character? She basically ran around saying "Please don't kill people!"
she’s diverse
She looks a bit out of place for 1969. She looks more like 1976.
yeah they couldn't even get the frickin period-specific costumes correct. i guess she's suposed to be so trendy she was the one who started dressing like it's the 70's right at 1969.
yes, michael obama got into acting. he and barack are already bigwigs at netflix
No u.
But why would she dress to stand out, if she was a secret agent and tailing the Mary Sue
>No u.
See
>What went wrong?
Hiring communists to write American adventurer.
>Hiring communists to write American adventurer.
Hiring women is the issue. Communism is just the baggage they carry.
This. It's the 60s, supposedly, yet Nazis working for the CIA are the problem and not the Soviets because Indy punching a communist would "send the wrong message".
Independence Day is right around the corner in America, families are spending time with each other, picnicking, going out to the beach, having a barbecue, playing with fireworks. They ain't going to the movies.
Dial of Destiny will do better in the following weeks.
what website is that
https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/world/2023/
thanks
>following weeks
No one wants to see 70 year old white weirdo Cruise flopping around in MI part 22. Cope chud.
Is that why Top Gun Maverick made over a billy dollars? The people love the cruiser, cope and seethe
Yes I do. Hopefully the kept the part in where he saves the cameraman from falling off the train.
oh boy, you're in for a surprise
Indybros, if we kneel now GOD Cruise might go easy on us….
the funny thing is of the top 10 movies you have listed only 5 made a profit, the other 5 were a loss.
>that list
Good Lord, what a dead industry.
>Christian chud icon Chris Pratt came 2nd place to a fricking Mario movie
lmao, Cinemaphile on suicide watch.
Who voiced Mario again?
the joke -->
(your head)
>Chris Pratt is such a failed actor he has to do VA work for a movie about some fat plumber from a japanese game made 30+ years ago
wew. it's rough out there in Hwood for White Straight Christian Male actors.
>I-I was just pretending to be moronic!
>Chris Pratt came second to Chris Pratt
>Trannies still insist he's not a real movie star
The only one who still actually deserves the title movie star is Cruise and he is close to done.
Pratt was fantastic in Terminal List but he alone will not bring butts into the cinema.
oh lawdy
Please be bait holy shit
One of the biggest days in the movie industry is Christmas, you don't honestly believe people are above going to the movies on 4th of July, right?
Bruh. It's COLD during Christmas. People want to spend time indoors. It's WARM in the summer. People want to spend time outdoors.
This isn't rocket science.
>People want to spend time outdoors.
Not anymore
People spend more time b***hing about the heat than ever going outside. I tell people every year. Suck it up, don't turn on the AC for a few weeks at least it makes the rest of summer more comfortable as it takes a week or two for your body to acclimate to hot or cold.
They look at me like I'm crazy yet I ran 10k in 95F and set my 3rd best time just a few days ago. I barely sweat when I mow the lawn. A week or two of mild discomfort or three months of running from AC to AC? Yeah hard fricking call but people are slaves to their consumption. I really find most people pathetic. I'm at the park every day, it's always Mexicans out playing and grilling and I live in a 90% white city but good for them they haven't been fully enslaved by israeli "culture" and hedonism and I applaud them for that.
Nice blog post ya homo
homie it's like 105, I ain't going outside regardless of what your israelite masters tell you
I remember going to see multiple Will Smith movies on independence days throughout the years. It is over.
You're wrong. Americans NEVER see movies on holidays.
>I remember going to see multiple Will Smith movies on independence days throughout the years
Wow so it is true: Americans literally worship BBC even on their holiest of holidays
>Top 10 highest grossing films of the year
>Flash, Transformers, Little Mermaid, Ant-Man, and Fast X were all considered disappointments
It's so over for this industry. Maybe in the next life, entertainment won't pride itself on how much it can annoy the living frick out of you?
not a single movie worth watching on this list
it's beyond over
lmao this is like the WNBA blaming white men for the league losing money every year when old white men are most of the fanbase
>lmao this is like the WNBA blaming white men for the league losing money every year when old white men are most of the fanbase
good analogy "the ol were not making this for you!" "ACK but we still want your money though!"
Genuinely funny. Thanks for the laugh.
I can't believe how shit everything on that list is. What a pile of fricking garbage. Hollywood is so dead.
Serious cope.
>Dial of Destiny will do better in the following weeks.
Lol when theaters get a larger percentage cut instead of disney? Good! Lol
Going to movie theaters to beat the heat has been a summer past time for almost 100 years lmao
I thought gotg3 flopped
it did not actually. It probably was(they said they weren't going to do anymore) the last marvel franchise that they didn't make awful.
Well there's flopping and there's underperforming, GOTG3 was considered to underperform.
Both adjectives have different definitions depending on who you ask.
>5 of the top 10 are confirmed flops
Hollywood is done for
>summer
>94F outside
>fat ass family is stinking up your house and making it hot
>baseball is the only sport on TV
cope hard fella, July 4th is one of the biggest movie going holidays. There's AC and it's something to do.
>Dial of Destiny will do better in the following weeks.
Is this the worst year ever (so far) for Hollywood movies? What a pathetic list of garbage.
>Pope's Exorcist
thought it was a meme
>Indy 5 losing money
>Elemental losing money
>Flash losing money
>Transformers losing money
>Little Mermaid losing money
>Fast X losing money
Holy frick are normies waking up?
The movies are just too shit now.
Normalhomosexuals generally don't want to wake up.
The movies are just so bad it even disturbs their sleep.
>mario is not only the highest grossing movie of the year but also the only movie that made over 1b this year
>it's fricking July
holy shit this year is worse than i thought
Chuds are to blame for not supporting PROGRESS. Normies won't watch nostalgis b8 if it's bad, so it's on Chuddies to step up and support the properties they love, regardless if Le Twitter Trannies insist on ass raping it.
If you don't come out to watch it Chuds, we won't keep ruining your favourite properties.
Go woke, go broke has never been more true.
>If you don't come out to watch it Chuds, we won't keep ruining your favourite properties.
that obviously is not true
First Solo, now this, and yet she still keeps her job, amazing...
>Dial of Destiny
Force Dyad
>[Sad News]
Should have cast the solo guy instead of feeble old man adventures.
Should have made something new with quality writers and no trace of diversity hires or ESG pandering, instead of pushing out a turd wearing the skin of an old and well loved IP.
The rumor is thst their original plan was to cast Chris Pratt as young Indie, Harrison Ford had a meltdown over it, and Spielberg walked from the project when KK placated him nixing the idea
Harrison Ford really comes off as one of the most insufferable people in Hollywood.
>cast Chris Pratt as young Indie, Harrison Ford had a meltdown over it, and Spielberg walked from the project
Because Pratt is allegedly a conservative?
It’s because Pratt is a white christian and not israeli
While that's a fun rrat, the truth is that it would have caused the film to make money and making money would have ruined whatever scam they're running.
No, even Tom Cruise will look like complete shit if you give him a garbage script and surrounding to work in.
Pratt dodged a bullet, assuming he would've agrwed.
Good, frick disney israelited
i hope kathleen Kennedy gets to make many more massive flops for the israeliterats at disney to seethe over
She has become on of my personal heroes. Her ability to loose Disney money is just that impressive
She’s the true hero of the era
Wait, isn't it a huge success?
I don't get why marketing always needs to cost so much, it's Indiana Jones: just put a trailer on youtube and that's it.
Deadline did an article about money lost on what should have been profitable films (the accounting ass frickery on Kick Ass for example). They had Pacific Rim with a promo budget of 200 mil. It cost as much to market as it did to make. Obscenely stupid wastes of money. I hope to god it's laundering or something. It's one thing when Blumhouse or Raimi do a 1 for 1 spend (15 mil budgets for both making and marketing). But for these mega blockbusters it's moronic.
Thing is, they absolutely do need to spend on promos and they're not spending like they should.
It's like they don't trust in the appeal of their own products - they know they're shit and are unwilling to sink more costs.
The writer of the original Men in Black (one of the Bill and Ted creators) regularly posts online about the Hollywood accounting shit that has meant he never gets any residuals from the film. Despite being a huge success and spawning three sequels, he gets a regular update from the studio explaining that the film is technically yet to make a profit, over 25 years later.
hollywood is more corrupt than the fricking US government lol
Same with Forest Gump.
the more ESG DIE quota-filled a movie is, the more money globohomosexual has to spend on insisting that it isn't garbage.
ESG is literally ass raping every industry in the west. How long can they keep this up
forever because they own the money printer
that’s not how it works. stop repeating shit you don’t understand
refute it
Iger’s severe lack of foresight in the Fox acquisition means Disney gets twenty-seven billion dollars of Big Comcast Dick shoved up their dry bussy next year. Is Larry interested in loaning them $27,000,000,000 at below Fed rates just to keep this propped up? Can he?
How should I know moron
If israeliterock really has trillions of assets then fink easily could lend the money but he seems to be in hot water himself atm
Grace Randolph actually said, with a straight face, that IJ5 wasn't diverse enough and blamed that for its lacklustre box office takings.
What an absolute frickwit. I hate her so much.
Let them. There’s no point arguing with them, they’ll just misrepresent the whole thing. Simply do not spend money on their shit or view their channel. They’ll get the message, or go out of business. Either is fine.
by now it's clear she's a leftist and part of the tribe. has she ever circled back on why The Eternals flopped, despite having a diverse cast? i think not. frick this b***h. don't even waste a sec of your time posting about her.
Think of all the billboards in the country, all the buses (and bus benches), all of that local advertisement. I wonder how much of the marketing budget is going to that.
Don't forget how expensive celebs can be. WB forced half of hollywood to say Flash is just amazing, that's a third of the film budget right there.
Because dumb ass market students fresh out of college are desperate for work and managed to convince the world advertising is necessary. Hell advertising in general has exploded to new levels. 45s clips on Facebook, insta, YouTube, and other social are all preceded by 2 unskippable 15s ads for tv shows and garbage phones. You literally can’t go anywhere without some sort of ad popping up. Even premium subscriptions are shoving out ads again, forcing everyone to buy SUPER premiums.
>What were they thinking
Not leaving the series alone after kingdom of the crystal skull.
>Bombing? Never heard of it.
That's a cute man
Anon, if trannies actually looked like that whilst keeping their penises, I would've gone bisexual a long time ago.
And that’s a good thing!
Where are they getting $82,000,000 domestic from?
5 day holiday weekend prediction.
Remember that they only keep about half of the ticket in America and even less in Europe and Asia. So cut the box office in half to get what Disney themselves have actually gotten.
Disney keeps 90%+ of the first two weeks. There has been lots of fighting about this with the cinema chains. It got bad enough that Disney were threatening to withold Avengers. Ever since they abolished the law preventing studios owning exhibition it's been a mess.
I'm pretty sure their bluff got called by the theaters and they didn't actually get that deal. The theater would make literally nothing in that case.
I actually don't remember what the outcome was. But Disney is considered the worst studio for screwing theaters out of profit share.
Pay up chuds
>According to The Wall Street Journal, theaters are required to run Star Wars: The Last Jedi for four weeks straight without skipping a screening, and if a theater does this or miscounts its number of screenings, then Disney's cut of the ticket take increases to 70%.
>Disney keeps 90%+ of the first two weeks
They wanted 75% but they didn't get it, it's been used by shills as a cope since then but Disney is a public company so we know how much money they're losing on films and streaming
It won't be the biggest flop. It should eventually break even on home video and ad-sponsored TV air play.
They need to hurry up and make a new Indy film before Ford dies. I want him to see his favorite character get recast and then completely embraced by pop culture before he leaves this world.
He doesn’t care about nerd “politics” (and already got paid), so he shouldn’t mind the fact that it was always about the character rather than him when a new film with a completely different actor is successful and takes over the world.
Will you frick off already?
>They need to hurry up and make a new Indy film before Ford dies
This one is unironically the worst financial failure in the history of filmmaking, we won't see another indy movie in our lifetimes or at least until after Disney is liquidated (by 2025 at this rate)
In reality, though, it kinda was about him.
Yes, but can it beat the Flash?
It's already way ahead in this race to the bottom
Is it? Didn't the Flash start production even earlier with even more re-shoots?
I think the flash was outright abandoned and then picked up again while this shit was almost done, focus groups hated it and then reshot almost entirely.
Not sure about that, I know Flash had several directors quitting and more than half reshot. Also Flash had many expensive celebs showing up as well as much more CGI bullshit that was also done and redone. "Done" being more a manner of speaking, the CGI looks like a pre-alpha version or something.
Indy only has Ford and Mads to pay high salaries to, in comparison.
I think they were quitting before the script was even finished, Muschetti was the only one that got any shooting done. The CGI looked cheap as frick too, I can see Indy being way more expensive as it's reported everywhere
Wouldn't surprise me if the CGI was expensive as always because of existing deals but the studio only gave the artists like 5 hours to do it.
I would also expect WB to be just the better liars about the cash they spent but I could just as well be wrong on all accounts.
No reason to trust one and not the other, also insiders would know right away. For instance some disney copers were saying Indy's budget was as low as $250 million and now we all know it ws $329 million (biggest flop of all time). Some would apply to the flash
>flash
>200 million
>close to 10 years in production
I will believe in the holocaust before I trust these numbers but what do I know.
I am guessing WB knew for quite a while now that Flash would bomb and may have been cooking the numbers better than Yidney could. They had the time to do it slowly and carefully so they can lie to insiders and shareholders.
I mean maybe you're right but most of those 10 years of production was WB talking to some israelite so they write a script and the israelite never doing it, no money being spent. I could see some news coming out in a few months about the budget being massive but I don't see a reason to, other than to cover for Indy's way worse financial perfomance
Well that makes sense but it might also be the case that some work was done or other costs accrued related to the time in production.
In any case both movies are complete garbage and both companies should collectively jump into the nearest oven.
lol we're reaching Jack Bauer crying meme levels of desperation from Disney. Black Tarzan is probably somewhere around Song of the South remake in terms of desperate.
break even means to just cover costs. You mean to break double cost and be considered a worthy investment.
The real flop is spiderverse.
>crumby old indiana jones movie bombs
>"libtard" "woke" spider kino makes a billion
Leftysisters we eating good tonight
It needed to make 2 billion to break even. Sony is going down.
dial of destiny is extremely woke and so is every other movie that is bombing
with the spider-man name you could film a literal piece of dogshit for 90 minutes and it would still make a billion
Friend, what exactly do you consider woke about Dial of Destiny?
emasculation of another beloved white male lead. unlikable c**t mary sue replacement. but you knew that. it's all so tiresome.
None of that is “Woke” (which is a meaningless buzzword btw) and also none of it is bad.
You just sound like a racist, sexist, bigot.
Yeah, and you sound like a gay israelite.
i was pretending to be a dumbass troony, like this guy
5/10
so you're a moron then
*farting baby noises*
good argument you typical liberal imbecile
You're so far gone you don't even know you're a liberal. No one cares about your contrarian israelite views.
me when i’m saying nothing important or relevant
Bro Indy is cannon 70 years old in the movie now! He is older than Sean Connery and his character were in Last Crusade!
it already bombed there’s no way you’re still getting paid for this
Cinemaphile likes Spiderverse now because of the buck breaking
Still way to many ugly characters for my liking, but I do enjoy the milesx’gwen’ pairing now thanks to the meme
Hopefully Sony has the balls to go through with it, or the alphabet brigade screeches hard enough to force their hand. Either way, I think we can expect more pandering to the Gwen is trans crowd regardless.
It’s literally going to make $750 million on a budget of $100 million. By your metrics, it’s the most “woke” movie and it’s outperforming everything right now
I saw it last night and the theater was 90% full
..of vomit and semen
I saw it 4 days ago with my dad (He likes the movies dont judge) And there was less than 10 people there. There wasnt even a worker to check if people had a ticket. You could just walk in.
At least it can still make money back in the home video marke-
Oh yeah that's right streaming killed that lol
Hollywood is going to have to do something to get these blockbuster movie budgets under control. It's just unrealistic to expect all of these movies to clear $1billion which you need with these 300million+ budgets. It's just setting these movies up for failure.
>Solo absolutly bombed
>Indy 5 is absolutly going to bomb
Bravo Kathleen!
Two of the biggest bombs in cinema history.
Why are you still here?
Seriously Harrison, just retire already. Surely you have more than enough money to go out on and you've done enough damage to your career this past decade.
He specifically pushed for the movie. His signing on bonus for Star Wars 7 was one last Indiana movie
Damn that would have been a kino bookend to Indy if they had made a good movie.
>signs onto SW1 so he can play Indy 1
>signs onto SW7 so he can finally kill off Han and get in one last Indy adventure
Now I'm even more bummed.
they could have at least tried to make a good movie, but instead made a 2.5 hr one chock-full of token minorities and obnoxious women. remember when indiana movies had at least 1 hot woman? at least Cskull had the dominatrix soviet who was somewhat sexy.
also they had MADS FRICKIN MICKELSON and didn't use him to his full potential. he's basically just a nerdy nazi weirdo the entire time.
Im not arguing against you, i just pointed out that Harrison Ford pushed for the movie
You know there is something really wrong when nostalgia bait doesn't work the way it should
Nostalgia bait works great if you know it’s going to be good. As is, hearing Disney’s doing something is like
>your favorite video game is getting a movie adaptation!
🙂
>it’s produced by Uwe Boll!
🙁
You pretty much need a full house cleaning at Disney before people trust them again with quality
>full house cleaning
Like, bankruptcy?
Like, flamethrower.
This, and also nothing short of an official public apology followed by a 4K remastered theatrical release of Song of the South will suffice
People on this board really underestimate what the Fed raising interest rates actually did. The era of free money is done
I will accept their apology if it comes with a animated disney film version of Mein Kampf.
As for the fed, I had read some stuff about fink walking back on ESG as well as higher interest rates but I didn't expect banking israelites to already have exhausted their resources.
I was planning on this shit going on for a few more years at least.
>What were they thinking?
They weren't interested in making a good movie, they were pushing an agenda just like with all their other modern movies.
>audiences wont see sequels
>audiences wont see reboots
what will Hollywood do?
>bombs at the box office
What did they mean by this??
All the blockbuster bombs this year. Was really just an insane marketing stunt for Openheimer?
It cost 300 million plus 100 million marketing.
i dont get the oppenheimer circlejerk, it reminds me of redditards and their nikola tesla worship
oppenheimer knew what he was working on. what the frick do people think he was there for?
He thought he was making a rice cooker
Technically he was
I heard some people were gonna cook burgers with it.
He thought they were going to use it on Nazi soldiers, not on Japanese civilians.
so basically my le bomb le killed people
>le
reddit meme
Solo was a good movie
$329m production budget and $100m - 150m in marketing
$900m just to break even
Huh? How does that add up?
Around 40%-50% of ticket sales goes to the cinemas.
Boomer logic and too much fricking money
money printer go brrr so much that profits don't really matter. DIS stock is up today, back to $90. it's considered blue chip despite flop after flop.
the movie i'm talking about is The Gray Man. basically a wannabe Extraction or something. i do plan to check out Extraction 1 and 2. looks like actionkino.
The ending sucked. Can't have consequences for black villains.
Doomwiener was right, again.
When are Yidney and co going to put him into their movies as a villain again?
>again
What?
Nice quads.
In their latest batman movie there is a minor villain dude that wears a plastic facemask funnily similar to what Doomwiener is wearing.
They can't stand even the smallest of israelitetubers to defy them so they put him their movie so that can get his ass kicked and his feelings hurt.
Totally worked out for them btw. Like always.
Got mixed up, that was obviously WB and not Yidney but their shit is so similar these days no wonder I get confused. My bad.
They already did 'Indy but old' once, why did they think it would work again
But now hes old and sad
Why can't they just give characters some happy ending?
I agree completely. Instead of kicking our heroes down, why not let him enjoy all that he has accomplished
They did give him a happy ending in Crystal Skull. Clearly a certain someone wasn't happy with that.
>$429 - $479 million spent
>needs to make $900 million
b***h wtf your math is way off
The formula is 2-2.5x total budget
Gee, I forgot that "Solo" even made that much money.
Yes, extremely sad. Sad enough that Disney might die? Can we be that sad?
>what went wrong?
Indiana Jones was severely miscast.
Come to think about it, it would've been funnier if they didn't change the original ending of Indiana Jones getting killed off and being replaced by Adam's Apple
Yeah, if it was gonna bomb regardless they might as well have bombed in a way that people absolutely loathed and got angry about as well.
A bomb like this is a game changer, this is The Flash x3. They changed it to protect the woke shit in movies because had they gone for the original ending, no one would finance another movie with a stronk female in the poster ever again
Honestly as far as it keeps that fricking ugly ass troon from movies everything works out. Who even thought she was appealing, nobody watches fleabag but industry millennials.
Oh I keep forgetting who leads lucasfilm
What was the original end?
Pure kino of the highest order. Would have led to an even sharper ride in antisemitism though, so they spent half the budget again to reshoot after the director had a since deleted Twitter meltdown after being confronted with it. Went something like
>dial changes the entire timeline since Raiders
>replaced Indy in every major scene from every previous movie with the Yiddish hag
>completely erases Indiana Jones from his own franchise
Probably a wise tactical decision but I wish we got to see the reaction from that original cut.
It gives KK an out. She knows the movie is gonna bomb either way, so if she makes these changes and it bombs anyway, she can just turn around and say that it was the changes that she was forced to make that caused the bomb.
How the hell is that b***h still employed? Anyone else would have been turfed after the second or third bomb. I can only assume she has massive dirt on people she can use as blackmail insurance.
exact same reply post in every disneyfail thread
could it be a bot? if so, why? who would take the time to make a bot for such a purpose?
Take your schizo meds boy.
That would have been peak globohomokino
This is exactly what I wanted
Same. But we all know KK still won't get touched despite her moronic ass decisions.
>Rapes your IPs in broad daylight for everyone to see over and over again
>Gets away with it every time
KNEEL
She must have more than simple blackmail material. Even that wouldn't save her ass at this point.
If she isn't fired now it means she must have videos of Hollywood producers eating children alive, or something along those lines.
>White leads
>Bombs
Many such cases
The Flash and Indy 5 both starred israelites. Spielberg was right about the dangerous rise in antisemitism. It’s all Trump’s fault.
Twitter is down the hall and to the left, right next to Redit!
This post's writing was almost as lazy as Dial of Destiny's.
>((white)) leads
>White
Lmao, your woke garbage keeps flopping. That's 5 now in about a month
Phoebe Waller whatever her name is is clearly israeli.
Indeed, like ayn rand only uglier
Captcha:TP00P0
Pure Bong. If she were israeli she'd never stop bringing it up
Will Brappenheimer flop too? Every single movie is flopping lately
It has a 100m budget and opening weekend is expected 50-60m, so it should do fine.
But I actually want to see the le bomb that le killed people
Maybe they'll finally stop milking decade old franchises and using ancient actors decades past their prime.
People want this from Indiana Jones. Not an 80 year old Harrison Ford.
Christ, he looks like The Punisher there.
they could have had a james bond type franchise going. It's crazy how badly this was punted
[Good Thread]
too masculine and toxic in today's day and age.
disney thinks we need more pheebie wallerbridge and less chris pratt
besides ryan gosling got his spy thriller action film and no one gave a frick
that goose flick was so bad i forgot the name. it had the laughing chris in it and also billy bob thorton. ana de armas. she was forgettable and didn't even show boobs or vagene. movies are in trouble and only Cinemaphile anons can save them. but they would never hire one of us. someone wrote a great but short greentext about Mutt hunting for a lost relic in 'Nam and meeting Short-Round. would've been 1000X better than dilator of dustyknees
Movie's only been out for a few days morons. It'll easily gross 600m+ since there isn't shit to watch in theaters.
Mission Impossible comes out next week
He barely use the whip during the whole movie.
Kathleen Kennedy only cares about her self insert fanfiction being "canon". This is the story of a shitty little assistant whose feminist suggestions and stupid changes were ignored by the men around her until she somehow lucked into enough clout, possibly via blackmail, to make her vision "canon".
So we'll said, bro.
If it needs to gross $900 million to break even why would they only lose $300 million if it hot $350 million instead of $550 million?
$329 million for the production, $100 million for the promotion (seems low, but that's what deadline is reporting) gives a total estimated cost to the studio of $429 million. Assuming a 50/50 split with the theatres, they'd need $858 million in billings to break even. If I had to guess, this will probably fizzle out before it hits $600 million.
>this will probably fizzle out before it hits $600 million.
It will fizzle out before $450m
I don't think it's fifty fifty in foreign countries, the studios will get only 20 to 40 % abroad.
>What were they thinking?
Kathleen Kennedy doesn't think
she's a woman
she just feels her way through life
I used to want Kathleen to be fired, but now I unironically want her to stay on and keep churning out flops so that Disney dies a little bit sooner.
Insider here. Most of this film was likely generated by some outsourced machine learning "engine". They sent some principal photography and storyboards for the unfinished scenes to India and got back a near complete "product". Everyone is aware it looks like shit but my buddy did some digging and he thinks the studios aren't paying more than $20,000 total for the CGI of an entire movie. We've been debating whether it's really some kind of engine or just a sweatshop of indian "animators" going frame by frame. We've been calling it PooAI.
The first three Indiana Jones movies (AKA the real ones) were always about religion. The powerful artifacts that Indy rescued, always worked against the wicked men that would try to use them for evil purposes. Since this was written by moronic atheists who were told they were special by their high school creative writing teacher, they went with science fiction. Really shitty science fiction. It makes the last season of Sliders look good. Even Crystal Skull kind of stuck with wicked people trying to misuse a powerful artifact for evil and getting fried for it. I was honestly expecting Voller to be killed by the Dial of Destiny, but he ends up getting shot by Woman King Helena, then dies in a plane crash. I’m positive that none of the writers ever watched the original movies.