Disney is buying off reviews again. They're tanking this so they can bring more attention to Deadpool 3. They only want Deadppol 3 to be the successful Marvel movie this year. We should stick it to Disney and all go see this movie. Let's send a message!
Just came back from the kinoplex.
Madame Web is the greatest work of art of all time, beating out the second best kino Morbius. The actors performed, the story was told, and the special effects were special. Go fricking see it! Especially after Mademe Web said “It’s webbing time!” In the post credits sequence with Morbius (played by Jared Leto)
Literally only one guy said that…
All the other reviews praise the hell out of it.
You honestly sound like a massive intel by attempting to manufacture outrage and biased views against this movie.
Look I find shit like Superman 4 entertaining as frick. Critics calling something the worst comic book movie of all time just makes me harder. I'll just keep drinking until it's good.
I see the shill defense force has arrived, as expected.
Just came back from the kinoplex.
Madame Web is the greatest work of art of all time, beating out the second best kino Morbius. The actors performed, the story was told, and the special effects were special. Go fricking see it! Especially after Mademe Web said “It’s webbing time!” In the post credits sequence with Morbius (played by Jared Leto)
He didn't say anything substantial. He was more specific about the negatives than the positives. "The movie was fun" or "The cast did well together" tells me nothing about the movie
I see you're new here. Early reactions are always glowing. In fact if they even mention something slightly off like the one you posted then you know it will get terrible scores when the real reviews come out
Look I find shit like Superman 4 entertaining as frick. Critics calling something the worst comic book movie of all time just makes me harder. I'll just keep drinking until it's good.
Worst should be an exaggeration really..
[[THE MESSAGE]]
YouTubers seriously make more money complaining about woke movies than the studios who make them.
Disney is buying off reviews again. They're tanking this so they can bring more attention to Deadpool 3. They only want Deadppol 3 to be the successful Marvel movie this year. We should stick it to Disney and all go see this movie. Let's send a message!
cope sonygger
I see the shill defense force has arrived, as expected.
As opposed to what…?
the incel women hating force usually posting here…?
>release shitty movie
>people don't care to see it
>blame it on misogyny
every time
Excuse me, I'm a dudebro, not an incel.
Incels are the market for this movie, moron. It's coombait. FACT!
I will defend Sydney sweeny to the death i dont care lol literally the hottest woman I’ve seen in my entire life lol
What a pathetically limited world view. She has the face of an old hag. At least Jennifer Connelly exists.
Kys
>That face
>hottest woman
lmeow
Based.
>Jennifer Connelly
Old hag. FACT!
I'm tempted to see it, is it cool worthy?
Just came back from the kinoplex.
Madame Web is the greatest work of art of all time, beating out the second best kino Morbius. The actors performed, the story was told, and the special effects were special. Go fricking see it! Especially after Mademe Web said “It’s webbing time!” In the post credits sequence with Morbius (played by Jared Leto)
yes, but how does it compare to Marvels number one all female movie The Marvels?
>The actors performed, the story was told
No idea why this sounds so funny
Can't believe the latam dub actually went and said "Es hora de webear"
This truly is troubling news. I will let the wife and kids know. Its over everyone. How will those poor Hollywood millionaires survive such a blow?
Literally only one guy said that…
All the other reviews praise the hell out of it.
You honestly sound like a massive intel by attempting to manufacture outrage and biased views against this movie.
He didn't say anything substantial. He was more specific about the negatives than the positives. "The movie was fun" or "The cast did well together" tells me nothing about the movie
It tells you the movie is fun, you fricking moron. FACT!
I see you're new here. Early reactions are always glowing. In fact if they even mention something slightly off like the one you posted then you know it will get terrible scores when the real reviews come out
Look I find shit like Superman 4 entertaining as frick. Critics calling something the worst comic book movie of all time just makes me harder. I'll just keep drinking until it's good.
It's over.
>venom was barely watchable
>venom 2 was awful
>morbius was the worst movie ever made
>but this one needs to be defended because it has women in it
If I go and see it how many (You)s will I get for my review
Pungent diahrrea amongst soft and solid turds
>verification not required
Is Dakota the chaotic wrecking ball the industry deserves? God i adore her.
There's no way it's worse than either Batman Forever or Howard the Duck.
>17% with only 60 reviews
Sony should think about making good movies
uhhhhhh morbiusbros? how do we respond?
it cant possibly be worse than the marvels, literally not possible