Guardians might be perhaps the exception, but it's probably dragging the hype from G2, which was in fact entertaining enough.
Studios think that normies like superhero movies. That is wrong. Normies like Batman, Spiderman, and Superman. That's it.
^ is right. The reason other avengers were popular was because of the MCU. Consoomers might like them individually, but that ain't enough to convince normies.
Bullshit. Captain america was a laughing stock, so was aquaman, both had successful movies on their own. The two first ant man movies also did good and he's a solo obscure character.
comic books as a media is essentially dead, barely anyone knows who these characters are so for a while people were willing to watch movies about just about any of them as long as the movies met expectations
The guardians movies are not really super hero films though. Marvel had a lot of genres that were in its universe that aren't necessarily superhero focused.
it is superheroes, they are just "le hecking wholesome mercenaries" that just decide to do the right thing while complaining about it but still do the same that a normal superhero would do, it's like an anti-hero but even more gay
Then you haven't watched many movies, as that description works for a frickton of adventure movies that explicitly aren't superhero films. Superhero movies are synonymous with the term capeshit, and that description doesn't work here - unless you argue the inclusion of Warlock turns it into a superhero movie, which you didn't mention. I think that's the only way they could be connected, but Guardians 1/2 didn't have anyone like that.
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superheroes are about aesthetics and superhero cliches, it doesn't matter what excuse you give for the powers, or for why they decide to save the world >Warlock
i haven't watched G3, maybe that one was different, but G1 and G2 were completely straightforward superhero movies in space
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Anonymous
>Guardians 1/2 didn't have anyone like that.
The antagonist of gotg 1 was some space wizard with a staff. It's capeshit whether you like it or not. Can't believe you fell for that gay meme about Marvel vs scorcese films.
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That's science fiction fantasy schlock. You're a moron if you think that's exclusive to Capeshit. So you've basically watched zero 80's or 90's low budget shit.
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Anonymous
>movie based on a superhero comic book isn't capeshit
You seriously fell for that meme. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
>movie based on a superhero comic book isn't capeshit
You seriously fell for that meme. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tbf Blade almost managed to be a normal action movie, but certainly GOTG does not, it's very clearly capeshit
>Firefly is a superhero movie >Rebel Moon is ackshually a super hero movie >Star wars is super heroes
Your brain is fried because you see Marvel on the logo and you automatically start cumming
Guardians is not a superhero movie, is action/adventure in space
They also like Avengers, X-Men, and some others. What they don't like is C and D-Listers, but Disney was arrogant and thought that the "MCU Brand" would make these movies successes too.
The Guardians became popular at a time when people were more likely to watch random superhero movies, and now the team is A-list. Disney can't pull off the same thing anymore, the market and audience have changed.
you're never going to admit that these are poorly written, poorly produced, poorly directed, poorly acted humiliation rituals meant to demoralize men, are you
while hiding behind the boring trope that it's because of chuds/racists/bigots while the people saying that are the same and are hiding behind some thin false veneer of victimhood
same with discord, a fricking mess. morons that only got on the internet in 2007 or after
>same with discord
holy shit I thought I was the only one. I don’t even use twitter with all those posts nested inside each other with no timestamps I can never tell who is talking to who. I have to use discord for vidya and it’s as if someone with no GUI/UX just shit it out I’ve seen spyware with better UI’s
>I have to use discord for vidya
Same, I fricking HATE it too but I am basically forced to use it for some games.
How the frick can anyone think that shit was good.
Every server is a mess of ramblings too. Like no universal layout so going into a different server is like learning an entire new forum again.
They were really trying to say that a movie that lost 200m+ didn't belong in there, literal cult behaviour, guess it's another lesson in how fake and gay everything on wikipedia is
>is THE biggest box office bomb ever >"uhm, actually it's not really a bomb, it just underperformed"
leftoids should be put in asylums and not in positions of power and influence
If they had leaned in to making this intentionally look like a cheap 1990s made-for-TV movie, it could have been a kino aesthetic, but instead this just looks like trash.
The movie version of Captain Marvel is an irresponsible, violent, borderline sadistic space cop who goes around the universe blowing up planets and destabilizing entire civilizations. She is so ridiculously overpowered she almost serves as a metaphor for God himself acting as an absentee landlord. By a stroke of good fortune for the studio, the actress playing the part is an unlikable, narcissistic hag with big boobs. Had they embraced all this and leaned on it, they could have made a meta supehero flick with a rogue antihero that subverts the usual cookie cutter morality of this kind of goyslop and thus end up lending some semblance of depth to stuff that is literally written for children
I like Guardians of the Galaxy. I like Captain America. I like Ironman. Say what you want about super hero movies, but you can’t deny the fact that if there are a hundred made by Hollywood, at least a few of them are going to resonate with people.
Studios think that normies like superhero movies. That is wrong. Normies like Batman, Spiderman, and Superman. That's it.
Guardians 3 did 800m. A literal z-tier team. People just don't like these c**ts
Guardians might be perhaps the exception, but it's probably dragging the hype from G2, which was in fact entertaining enough.
^ is right. The reason other avengers were popular was because of the MCU. Consoomers might like them individually, but that ain't enough to convince normies.
Bullshit. Captain america was a laughing stock, so was aquaman, both had successful movies on their own. The two first ant man movies also did good and he's a solo obscure character.
comic books as a media is essentially dead, barely anyone knows who these characters are so for a while people were willing to watch movies about just about any of them as long as the movies met expectations
>comic books as a media is essentially dead
Yes, and the c**ts who killed them made Marvels, while manga fricks them in the ass.
The guardians movies are not really super hero films though. Marvel had a lot of genres that were in its universe that aren't necessarily superhero focused.
it is superheroes, they are just "le hecking wholesome mercenaries" that just decide to do the right thing while complaining about it but still do the same that a normal superhero would do, it's like an anti-hero but even more gay
Then you haven't watched many movies, as that description works for a frickton of adventure movies that explicitly aren't superhero films. Superhero movies are synonymous with the term capeshit, and that description doesn't work here - unless you argue the inclusion of Warlock turns it into a superhero movie, which you didn't mention. I think that's the only way they could be connected, but Guardians 1/2 didn't have anyone like that.
superheroes are about aesthetics and superhero cliches, it doesn't matter what excuse you give for the powers, or for why they decide to save the world
>Warlock
i haven't watched G3, maybe that one was different, but G1 and G2 were completely straightforward superhero movies in space
>Guardians 1/2 didn't have anyone like that.
The antagonist of gotg 1 was some space wizard with a staff. It's capeshit whether you like it or not. Can't believe you fell for that gay meme about Marvel vs scorcese films.
That's science fiction fantasy schlock. You're a moron if you think that's exclusive to Capeshit. So you've basically watched zero 80's or 90's low budget shit.
>movie based on a superhero comic book isn't capeshit
You seriously fell for that meme. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tbf Blade almost managed to be a normal action movie, but certainly GOTG does not, it's very clearly capeshit
>Firefly is a superhero movie
>Rebel Moon is ackshually a super hero movie
>Star wars is super heroes
Your brain is fried because you see Marvel on the logo and you automatically start cumming
Guardians is not a superhero movie, is action/adventure in space
>well ackshually
kys
So this your standard for debating or arguing with people? What a fricking joke you are
Disney Star Wars movies are super hero movies.
Dogshit take
They also like Avengers, X-Men, and some others. What they don't like is C and D-Listers, but Disney was arrogant and thought that the "MCU Brand" would make these movies successes too.
Normies can like C/D-Listers, they just need to be in good projects. Guardians is the main proof of that.
The Guardians became popular at a time when people were more likely to watch random superhero movies, and now the team is A-list. Disney can't pull off the same thing anymore, the market and audience have changed.
you're never going to admit that these are poorly written, poorly produced, poorly directed, poorly acted humiliation rituals meant to demoralize men, are you
while hiding behind the boring trope that it's because of chuds/racists/bigots while the people saying that are the same and are hiding behind some thin false veneer of victimhood
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Marvels
who the frick designs a forum like this
same with discord, a fricking mess. morons that only got on the internet in 2007 or after
>same with discord
holy shit I thought I was the only one. I don’t even use twitter with all those posts nested inside each other with no timestamps I can never tell who is talking to who. I have to use discord for vidya and it’s as if someone with no GUI/UX just shit it out I’ve seen spyware with better UI’s
>I have to use discord for vidya
Same, I fricking HATE it too but I am basically forced to use it for some games.
How the frick can anyone think that shit was good.
Every server is a mess of ramblings too. Like no universal layout so going into a different server is like learning an entire new forum again.
god what moronic damage control. Those wikipedia white knights are insane
Check out the Ace Ventura pet detective page for lots of cope and autism
>modern media is so awful that people just entertain themselves by reading the talk pages of media wikis
Not the cyberpunk future I was expecting
Looking back on all of those cope replies from the end of last year is funny.
>we ain't believing that it's a bomb yet, there's still time, chud
>the article still says that it "underperformed"
Ah yes, I remember the like "some people saying it was a box office failure" in the main article.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_biggest_box-office_bombs
at least is on the list now
They were really trying to say that a movie that lost 200m+ didn't belong in there, literal cult behaviour, guess it's another lesson in how fake and gay everything on wikipedia is
Culture War brainrot, couldn't give chuds any ammo, even when stating facts.
>is THE biggest box office bomb ever
>"uhm, actually it's not really a bomb, it just underperformed"
leftoids should be put in asylums and not in positions of power and influence
>The most was the biggest bomb in box office history, surpassing John Carter and saying it “underperformed” is wildly immaculate.
lol
So. Look who's number one again after all. DCgays btfo
If they had leaned in to making this intentionally look like a cheap 1990s made-for-TV movie, it could have been a kino aesthetic, but instead this just looks like trash.
>N
why not cast this niggress instead?
You can cast the most curvy and busty chicks alive but Kevin gay will cover them up faster than you can say Saudi Arabia.
This, they had fricking SALMA HAYEK covered from head to toe, it's useless to cast titcows.
that looks 90s tv Power Rangers-tier animation, except Power Rangers was good
>I SUMMON YOU, homieZORD!
>THERE CAN ONLY BE WOG!
>THE NIGGENING!!!!!!
I've seen Disney Channel movies with better production values
BLACK GIRL MAGIC
no topless scenes no money simple as that
Zesty take I know, but I think Brie has nice breasts.
her breasts were amazing pre-Room
also pretty ephebotastic in that babysitter short
My favorite part was when they filmed a scene joking about dyke raping a 14 year old girl with a strap-on played completely sincerely.
It's empowering and liberating, ok??!?
Why did they pick such a goblin for the luffy girl?
she has nice breasts
>Brie’s star power.
>Made by women for women.
>/tv is always wrong.
Gigaflop.
ok, what do I win?
The movie version of Captain Marvel is an irresponsible, violent, borderline sadistic space cop who goes around the universe blowing up planets and destabilizing entire civilizations. She is so ridiculously overpowered she almost serves as a metaphor for God himself acting as an absentee landlord. By a stroke of good fortune for the studio, the actress playing the part is an unlikable, narcissistic hag with big boobs. Had they embraced all this and leaned on it, they could have made a meta supehero flick with a rogue antihero that subverts the usual cookie cutter morality of this kind of goyslop and thus end up lending some semblance of depth to stuff that is literally written for children
I clicked on this thread to let you know that you succeded and "[Sad News]" pissed me off
I like Guardians of the Galaxy. I like Captain America. I like Ironman. Say what you want about super hero movies, but you can’t deny the fact that if there are a hundred made by Hollywood, at least a few of them are going to resonate with people.
Captain America sucks but Winter Soldier is spy kino
Oh no. Is Disney going to be okay? 🙁
by this point nobody understand how are they still in business
>by this point nobody understand how are they still in business
Do we need to explain how the central banking system works AGAIN
cool it down with the antisemitism
do customers even matter in 2024? i assume most big companies are just hooked to the money printing gravy train
They both have big boobs
BWAHAHAH!
Want to see me in a theater? Well frick you you slop producer!
How is that news? Or sad?
Its so weird they padded bries bra so much in this one