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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    saddest, creepiest, funniest, cringiest... this show has everything, tbh

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >beautiful chinese woman turns up to town
    >everyone takes turns fricking her and manhandling her and bullying her
    >gets knobbed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >successful japanese business man shows up to town

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was a different time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be japanese manlet business man
        >everyone in town wants to frick you, especially the old men

        guess that plan backfired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's Catherine makes Josie eat her out while wearing a maid outfit episode
      season 2 was weird

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    small town ambience >>>> murder mystery is lame

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Major talking to Bobby in the diner that one time...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream - the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within - this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced - a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon WHY OH WHY DO THIS TO ME (thank you, actually. it reads just as beautifully)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"A vision I had in my sleep last night - as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream - the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within - this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced - a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”

      Favorite scene in season 2

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its one of the greatest stories ever told and there will never be anything like it again. thats it.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you should have a nice day because you're clearly deeply unhappy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ooooh cigarettes ooooooh look out anon they're coming to get you ooohooohoo

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All i can say is i feel sorry for you if you watched it and all you saw was an advertisement. I guess you get out of it what you put into it. Also, have you considered that maybe you should have a nice day? Seems like a more efficient arrangement.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting up the second season for the first time right now. I’m really enjoying it so far and I’m pissed that it took me so long to watch it. I think not being a huge fan of everything Lynch has done delayed it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watching all three seasons is really a good experience

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Watching the third season is NOT a good experience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're right it's a great experience

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're right it's a great experience

          Is it a known thing that Lynch has an eye for ladies or something? Every one of them still looked good 25 years later. They may have had some work done but for real, what are the chances of that happening?
          There were no "oh god what happened to her?" moments for me during the third season.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3rd is amazing its just so trippy its shot like 16 years later like a contemporary show

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a perplexing experience after waiting decades for it and suffering through lots of inadequate VHS and DVD releases of the first two seasons along the way. I needed a second watch to appreciate it, but it's really very good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          watching it with Cinemaphile was the greatest moment in my 16 years of browsing Cinemaphile

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the finest program ever to exist. nothing else worth carrying around in my thoughts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you like twin peaks you clearly don't have the brainspace for much else anyways

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Based schizo

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It’s funny that you pivoted to not mentioning cigs as the reason why you’re crying so much in every thread to attract even more (You)s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing else to this "show". All this "show" is is advertising smoking. That's why it is spammed constantly
      have a nice day

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I posted this in a thread the other night. Some completely agreed, some called me gay. Which is it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day you evil piece of shit
      >Which is it?
      You are worthless evil trash and should die. have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        when i smoke, aren't i in fact...killing myself already? it makes me laugh when you show up in threads, keep it coming anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I thought, schizoid.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh the anti mad men schizo also shits up threads for other shows? Never realized this.

              >hating evil INSANE!
              >all sane normal people love evil!
              have a nice day
              These threads are shitting up the board. They can't be shit up, they are the shit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you think cigs are evil you’re not doing anything by screaming into the abyss, moron. As if there aren’t more evil things on here than killing yourself by smoking. You’re a schizo, plain and simple.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love that Susan’s parents from Seinfeld are both Twin Peaks regulars

                have a nice day

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for bumping the kino evil Twin Peaks thread!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >Would that it were so

                How embarrassing.

                have a nice day you evil scum

                QRD on cigarettes schizo?

                Yeah, you're right, hating evil is insane. Every normal person LOVES evil, being evil is the most normal sane thing there is
                have a nice day you evil scum

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >OOOOOHHHHH
                >Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How embarrassing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        who are you even falseflagging for

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    There is nothing else to this "show". All this "show" is is advertising smoking. That's why it is spammed constantly
    have a nice day

    have a nice day you evil piece of shit
    >Which is it?
    You are worthless evil trash and should die. have a nice day

    have a nice day

    >t.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh the anti mad men schizo also shits up threads for other shows? Never realized this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This and that are NOT shows, they are advertisements
      have a nice day

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love that Susan’s parents from Seinfeld are both Twin Peaks regulars

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Would that it were so

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on cigarettes schizo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The lore is that his father used to put cigs out on his arm every night he’d been drinking. One night he fell asleep while drunk and his cigarette burned the house down, while the schizo was the only one able to escape. Even his dog Rhubarb perished.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day evil scum

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's literally anyone smoking and always has been. my theory is that he's the same anon that is schizo about "brackets" or parenthesis in threads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the guy that calls parentheses "homosexual brackets" and spergs out when someone ends a sentence with ", though"? Hahaha. You're probably right. Do you ever wonder what these various schizos look like? Holy shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly that guy and I really think it might be the same one. I always think about what a nightmare of a human they are in real life.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >over 800 times
          He hasn't posted in nearly 3 weeks, so hopefully he's finally dead.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Might have just pivoted to the cigs full time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The lee bots also disappeared around the time that new forced meme showed up.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have a nice day

    [...]
    Favorite scene in season 2

    >OOOOOHHHHH
    >Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

    It's a perplexing experience after waiting decades for it and suffering through lots of inadequate VHS and DVD releases of the first two seasons along the way. I needed a second watch to appreciate it, but it's really very good.

    have a nice day

    [...]
    it's literally anyone smoking and always has been. my theory is that he's the same anon that is schizo about "brackets" or parenthesis in threads.

    Yes, because smoking is evil. Anyone who does it should be killed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is the irony of you bumping threads constantly featuring shows of people smoking completely lost on you? and smokers are literally killing themselves already, dummy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything up to and including the episode of [laura's killer]'s death>Season 2 after that>>FWWM>>>>>>>>[...] 3

        have a nice day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You've convinced me to start smoking.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything up to and including the episode of [laura's killer]'s death>Season 2 after that>>FWWM>>>>>>>>

    [...]

    3

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Transcendental Meditation courses in my city for $540. Is it worth it?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had the strangest dream. I started watching Tales of the Unexpected and its first episode stars a young Michael Ontkean and an old Jose Ferrer. Then I started watching Twin Peaks and it stars Michael Ontkean and Miguel Ferrer shows up.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some gay guy recommended me this series.
    It's definitely a series a gay guy would obliviously recommend to someone straight.
    Or he might have been htting on me thinking i was gay idk.
    Either way, this series is perfectly described as "gay".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      amazing story, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you arent wrong, i figured why people talked about it on here for years was because they were gays.
      Then i watched it. It is kinda homosexual in the first two seasons because its trying to be like a classic American soap opera that occasionally interjects dark schizo shit into the mix
      Third series is like breaking bad or better call Saul

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's filled with smoking hot women though.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eastmancolor was indeed the saddest thing.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been there. Ate pancakes at a place that sold weird shitty Tweety Bird paintings for $3000 and then saw a Downs guy trip on the train tracks lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      american dream. im jealous

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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