Sally was abducted from a place called Dream Town by Dr.

Sally was abducted from a place called Dream Town by Dr. Finkelstein when she was twelve. He wiped her memories and replaced her cotton stuffing with maple leaves. Turns out she was the daughter of the town's Governor.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro I just started reading this and now it's spoiled

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would maybe not click on spoiler tags in a thread about something you're reading in the future, my moronic friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, you're dumb as hell it was spoiler tagged for a reason. You brought it on yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >int 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I clicked the spoilers and now I'm spoiled awww wtf dude
      the dsp of Cinemaphile browsing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP even spoiled it for you.
      What more do you want?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just her identity. Just because you know Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father doesn't mean you know everything that happened in Empire.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, time for more YASSSS QUEEEN retconning on something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, it's going to turn out that she was the real hero of a nightmare before christmas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was the real Queen of Halloween before the Patriarchy stole it from her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why do all feminists suck so much at writting?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Considering she tried to talk Jack out of fricking things up?

        She is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't she? She was always meant to be the voice of reason.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She was though? She was the voice of reason who kept trying to tell jack this is a bad idea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ok? And?

        She's the deuteragonist
        >I'd listen to HER! She's the only one who makes any sense in this insane asylum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funnyly enough nothing was retconned and Sally's frick up nearly destroys the world.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This video should explain everything.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >One year later and still not pregnant.
    Disappointment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, show me the penis of a FRICKING SKELTON!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont get it. Is the skeleton on the right trans?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >wide hips for a guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a skeleton and she's a fricking ragdoll

      How are they supposed to make kids??

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a seamstress and they're surrounded by graveyards. You do the math. Besides it says they have kids in the soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udDDa1aAw_o

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This argument never made sense to me. Like, you're questioning how a moving talking skeleton and a moving talking doll can procreate, yet you're not questioning how either of them move and talk in the first place. By all accounts, their ability to reproduce should be as equally as impossible as their mere existence, yet here they are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a skeleton and she's a fricking ragdoll

      How are they supposed to make kids??

      She's a seamstress and they're surrounded by graveyards. You do the math. Besides it says they have kids in the soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udDDa1aAw_o

      This argument never made sense to me. Like, you're questioning how a moving talking skeleton and a moving talking doll can procreate, yet you're not questioning how either of them move and talk in the first place. By all accounts, their ability to reproduce should be as equally as impossible as their mere existence, yet here they are.

      >father... why have you created me?
      >to surpass my reign of terror

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I remember this guy. His subsequent dolls were far worse.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This guy would make millions if he patented his building process

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does the original book nbc is based on not have any pictures of the kids?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not canon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Next you''ll say Descendants isn't canon.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shit Nightmare was originally a poem before it was a movie and Sally wasn't even in the original story. The lady in charge of writing the script for the movie adaptation created Sally as a self-insert.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Oogie Boogie wasn't actually a pile of sentient bugs and Dr. Finkelstein was the antagonist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A twist that Tim hated so much he apparently kicked a hole in the wall during his tantrum when he saw the pitch of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he then tore out a rotten tooth as his rage continued

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And that was the most input he had during the entire production.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who even asked for this? Did anyone actually want an "expanded universe" for The Nightmare Before Christmas? This is like some middle manager's brain fart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its probably related to those 'twisted tale' disney books puts out, which are basically just AU fanfictions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Who even asked for this?
      Any girl that has ever stepped foot in a Hot Topic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fat "goth" girls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they make the rockin world go round

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, fat "goth" girls have no breasts or ass. They are not fat bottomed, they arent thicc or pawgs, they're black clad spheres to be rolled in and out of bed to end a slump.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like someone doesnt have a fat goth girl 🙁

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                fat goth girls dont shop hot topic. And actually know how to use make up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people have certainly wanted more of the NBC universe. Though it’s more of a want to see behind the other doors, and not wanting a retcon.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Jack ever wears Sally like a skin suit?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love Sally

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But in the movie he states he built her from different body pieces.

    It’s almost like this book is bullshit and not canon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, she's super special, her real family is really important and she comes from this mysterious secret land that's much cooler than all the others! Everything bad that ever happened to her is a grumpy old man's fault!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go to authors webpage
    >read her bio
    >” I also love lakes, deep dark woods, and delicious vegan pastries.”

    Of fricking course.

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