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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of unsimulated masturbation in this flick.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah from you while you were watching it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the cum slurping and tomb frickin were kind of too much

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie, but it had too much unnecessary homoerotic scenes.

    It falls under the same cliche of rich people bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rich people are usually bad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rich People BAD
        >written, produced, directed and starring rich people
        cry me a river

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The lead actor grew up in foster care and his mum died of a drug overdose though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's true
            that's actually fricked up that he's playing this character then

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought so too, I hope he doesn’t go the way of his parents. He’s a great actor and I enjoy his work, but I worry he might pull a Heath ledger one day.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rich people weren’t really portrayed as bad just the Black and the middle class Liverpudlian

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. They're just out of touch to a parody level but they're never portrayed as malicious.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It falls under the same cliche of rich people bad
      Are they not?

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino, merry Christmas lads /spoiler

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not good, not interesting, not innovative, tries to make up for that by being edgy

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the depraved homosexualry, but I can't stand the stupid "it was all an epic plan all along" last half hour

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really love Felix or not? Why kill such a sexy man bros…

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He said he loved him but he wasn’t “in love” with. His obsession stemmed more from wanting to be him than an obsession based on love.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rape anon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good movie, great cinematography, it was a little long though.

      I am not sure why so many people are complaining about the bathtub scene. It was gross but most of the people complaining have probably sucked dick before and swallowed.

      He said he loved him but he wasn’t “in love” with. His obsession stemmed more from wanting to be him than an obsession based on love.

      He also couldn't have him so the next best thing was to find a way to continue living his lifestyle. He probably wasn't going to kill him but once Felix found out he was a liar, there was nothing else he could do so that his secret wouldn't be revealed.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think he would have killed Felix if he wasn’t rejected (platonically) by him. Oliver realised there was no coming back from his lies being discovered so that’s what really pushed him over the edge.

        So I had a French exchange student when I was 18 she was 18. She is from a very well off family. I'm from a very blue collar family. We had a lot of fun for the 3 weeks she was with us. I remember one night I was doing the laundry and her underwear had some cheese build up in it. I sucked on them for almost an hour before I finally threw them in the washer. I can relate to such lust.

        Men are strange creatures.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plein Soleil x Teorema repacked for zoomers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never heard of it unironically

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disappointing. I only watched the clips at AZNude though

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good fun. The depraved world of the homosexual

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting enough to keep me curious where things will end up, but the end turns out unsatisfying.
    Better than average is my verdict.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone understand why the black kid from Gran Turismo got kicked out of the house each time? I could not hear/understand what they were saying?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oliver stole a piece of pottery and emailed a collector pretending to be Farley to sell it for money. He knew the collector was friends with Felix’s dad and would immediately contact him. The second time it’s because he was doing lines of cocaine on the night Felix died. The dad kicked out and cut him off financially for real that time.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahhh nice. I appreciate you.
        There have been 3 movies just this month where dialogue has had such a thick accent that I've had a hard time understanding what was said. I know my hearing isn't the best, but damn.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What’s your native accent?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oliver stole a piece of pottery and emailed a collector pretending to be Farley to sell it for money. He knew the collector was friends with Felix’s dad and would immediately contact him. The second time it’s because he was doing lines of cocaine on the night Felix died. The dad kicked out and cut him off financially for real that time.

      Yeah both times I was able to figure it out but it was still portrayed a bit cloudy. First time didn't stick because the family didn't care as much about money as Oliver thought they did. But the second time he framed him for causing Felix' death and so he cut him off completely

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Farley came back because he was able to sneak into the party, and then the family just moved past the stealing because Felix's death was of more importance.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they invited Farley, even though they think he stole. He explains to Oliver he will never understand because doesn’t belong there.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched it tonight, thought the cinematography was great but the film itself was bad

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What didn’t you like about? Was it the ending?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't quite put my finger on it, I really struggled to care about what was happening for some reason. It just didn't hook me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didn’t empathise with Oliver to care about him as a character maybe? I can see the movie not working as it’s supposed to if you don’t feel sorry for him in the beginning.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >family always goes to see a movie together on Boxing Day
    >suggest this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched it with my brother and parents as a Christmas movie. You should do it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched it with my brother and parents as a Christmas movie. You should do it.

      >Barry Keoghan's penis on screen
      >'Hey dad, is yours that big? Haha'

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.menshealth.com/entertainment/a45918819/saltburn-barry-keoghan-penis/

    >And for anyone who's wondering whether Keoghan is actually nude in the scene, or if some cinematic wizardy was involved? The actor really did strip down for the scene, which is why for much of it we see him from behind or in silhouette. "It totally felt right," said Keoghan, "It's ownership. This is my place. It's full confidence in, 'I can do what I want in this manor. I can strip to my barest and waltz around because this is mine.'"
    >While Keoghan felt some trepidation about filming the extended sequence nude, he soon got into the swing of things. "After take one, I was ready to go," he added. "I was like, 'Let's go again. Let's go again.' You kind of forget, because there's such a comfortable environment created, and it gives you that license to go, 'All right, this is about the story now.'"
    >Fennell has stated that the scene took 11 takes to get right, and that even though Keoghan was "technically perfect" in his performance on the seventh try, they filmed the long tracking shot a further four times in order to capture the essence of Oliver in the moment.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keoghan cope. I know people who worked on this and it was 100% prosthetic dick. Look at how the article is written. "He really did strip down." Of course he did. That's not wrong. He took his clothes off - then put a fake dick on.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're a fricking idiot

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >look at credits
          >prosthetic designer is among the first credited
          cope harder, barry

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you know? Is your dad the ceo of Amazon prime?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Barry

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah it sucked

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed the hell out of it. I mean, spoiler, Oliver is the bad guy and the family are victims, you're not supposed to be sympathizing with him. He's an evil dude and the entertainment is in seeing just how far he goes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the beginning you are, when you think he’s genuinely a scholarship kid with druggie parents desperate for a friend.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So I had a French exchange student when I was 18 she was 18. She is from a very well off family. I'm from a very blue collar family. We had a lot of fun for the 3 weeks she was with us. I remember one night I was doing the laundry and her underwear had some cheese build up in it. I sucked on them for almost an hour before I finally threw them in the washer. I can relate to such lust.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's an "art" film for women ages 16-32

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you to get on Jannys naughty Christmas list?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4:3 aspect ratio for no legitimate reason
    instantly dropped
    take your 'creative vision' and shove it up your ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it’s a drama with a focus on people rather than setting then the reason is it’s the correct choice.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good take

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gay ass israelite trash?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In writing the film, Fennell wanted to sympathise with unlikeable people, saying "the sorts of people that we can't stand, the sorts of people who are abhorrent—if we can love them, if we can fall in love with these people, if we can understand why this is so alluring, in spite of its palpable cruelty and unfairness and sort of strangeness, if we all want to be there too, I think that's just such an interesting dynamic."

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slapping cast tbh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who was your favourite, other than Barry?

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    First 2 quarters Good
    Last 2 bad. Became predictable and boring we all knew where it was going just go there already

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is making these identical Saltburn threads only to disappear once he makes them?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brightburn was better.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    complete muck
    would definitely appeal to the crowd that enjoys a24 shit

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another vibeslop that will be forgotten in a week or so.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vibeslop
      QRD?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Semen slurping was absolutely disgusting
    Him boning Farley[/Spoiler] was also gross, at least that had purpose though
    Grave fricking was kino though

    Film pacing was weird - the reveal &, conclusion was all wrapped up too fast

    [Spoiler]Cake comments & headstone font discussion funny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think Oliver and Farley had sex, he climbed on him and gave him a handjob didn’t he? But it was a power thing more than a sexual thing, like Mr Hickey. All Elspeth’s lines were great.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was great - deserving of best supporting actress for that. Almost every line is so good, funny but also shows how detached from reality they are.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did she get a nomination? I know Barry did but Cillian Murphy is absolutely going to win.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he kill elordi?
    Seemed like he poisoned him (where did he got poison from) or like he used a molotov wienertail

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He poisoned the champagne bottle that he pushed into his chest at the end of their argument.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How dis he get rosamund pike sick?
    Is it possible to make someones lungs collapse like that?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s the only death I didn’t understand. I think she was in an induced coma? Maybe it was what Barry used in a Killing of a scared deer.

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