Won't be able to afford upkeep
Won't be able to afford staff
Won't be able to afford council tax and rates
Won't be able to pay the inheritance tax
Won't be able to pay electricity and gas
Wifi inside the house will be terrible and will need to pay for extra routers in his contract
Did you miss the part where he was the sole inheritor of all their money and assets? If that was true then Elspeth would've gone bankrupt.
How is that even possible? How can this literally who inherit everything from a wealthy old money family that probably have relatives who could have claimed it from themselves?
Stop talking, online and irl.
Because it was written by a woman.
England is all estates
People are calling you moronic but it is indeed impossible
Clearly I did.
I didn't see it.
Why didnt Farley get it? Goes to family
>Why didnt Farley get it? Goes to family
In the absence of a will, yes. The only way the goblin got anything was by being in the will, so it's assumed he got everything.
Farley was disinherited because Oliver implies it was Farley's coke that caused Felix to OD.
How did he od if he only had a sprinkle of cocaine around the edge of bottle
Oliver put enough in the champagne to poison/od him.
How do you know. It isn't shown.
Neither is the will
The movie shows him pouring coke into the bottle before handing it to Felix. Did you want the Mc to pour the coke in, look directly at the camera, and say "wow that's enough to make him OD!". You fricking moron.
How would I presume to know how much cocaine wouls kill a 198cm tall man?
c'mon man that's like basic knowledge
Irregardless of these comments
They spent hours setting this up.
Then it turned unrealistc and cliche so fast.
Spent no time explaining his "genius" plan and then quickly ended
And it leaves all the logical plotholes open of no one would let this mongoloid get that house. What about Dunacan the butler?
Duncan dies mate
>Irregardless
Opinion discarded, posts filtered
It didn't make sense to me anyway. So he moves in with her then makes her ill/waits for her to be ill and kills her.
Why does that mean he gets the estate lol? Surely next of kin or it goes back to the market
There's a very brief scene where he spies on her signing it all into her will.
You forgot not being able to pay the tv loisence
So what's his goal now? Lad clearly runs on the rush of the getting it and not actually having it. Does he make it a Murder Manor where he invites rich folk for parties and kills them? Unironically would watch a Saltburn 2 where one of them turns out to be a more conniving English Rose who turns it on him, maybe castrating him
> conniving English Rose
Cast it
The b***h who played effi in skins
I guess i will have to watch this shit, you people talk too much about it.
If the house is listed as a historic monument, it can generate income from tourism, guided tours, and other activities related to its heritage status.
gone girl but if made by a woman
I live 15 minutes away from Saltburn, can someone redpill me on it? I just hate the main actor so I haven't watched it.
It's not worth seeing unless you're a commie who gets on seeing rich get fricked over and you enjoy redistribution of wealth psycho fantasies.
It's basically a movie for women (homo-erotic undertones) and commies (rich people bad).
That'll do I guess. He ruined Killing of a Sacred Deer for me.