homie people frickin jumped out of the towers he at the very least could have caught them lmao.
I agree with you that there's not really any plausible way he could have stopped the planes before they hit the buildings so that's a loss for the hijacked civilians on them, but he could have responded to the scene very quickly and evacuated the groups of people trapped on the top floors. Reminder it took a couple hours for the first tower to fall after the plane impact and an hour for the second. He would have had plenty of time
For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.
Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.
Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....
Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?
Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!
They delayed the release to edit the WTC out of Raimi's Spider-Man. So canonically in this continuity there was no Spider-Man while the towers still stood.
It unironically broke peoples brains, imagine writing literal supervillains who have attempted genocide of the human race and caused mass destruction countless times weeping over how 9/11 crossed the line
Depends at what point we're talking about with Otto, guy flip flops between antihero and villain constantly.
Kingpin definitely would if it helps his public image. As evils go, he's a very mundane kind of evil.
They're supposed to appeal to the fantasies of young boys, and they stopped doing that.
They're also ridiculously impenetrable and confusing if you just want to start reading for the first time, they're probably overpriced for what they are, no one knows where to buy them unless they're already initiated into the hobby, they're competing with cartoons and video games, and manga...
The only thing woke about comics is that black people exist, but that's enough for some radicalized /misc/ites
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troll
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Millennial racist angry at his lost youth and the world no longer centering around him
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meanwhile, inside the heads of the "people" writing comics today
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The internet was a mistake.
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Unaware whites ascribe masculinity to Black people, which in turn compounds the usual issues associated with gender transition by making it that much harder for Black trans women to be seen with their appropriate femininity. He can see the problem, but can't unpack the origins or solution.
Reading comprehension isn't hard if you try.
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You zoomgays actually make millenniasl look good in comparison, now go cut your dick off and pretend to be female.
If I remember correctly, the first trailer for the first spiderman had basically a full scene of Spidey stringing up a helicopter between the two towers, then 9/11 happened and they stopped using it. I'm not sure that it was actually part of the movie though, seemed kind of stand-alone.
There were maybe 400 people trapped in the North Tower above the point of impact on the 93rd floor where it was impossible to go down from. That puts the bottom rescue floor roughly 1200 feet above the ground. Let's say he can rappel down in roughly 20 seconds, but it would take him longer to go up so let's say 40 seconds, or a minute to complete one round trip. The North Tower only stood for 100 minutes after impact, so if he went at max speed for the maximum amount of time (assuming he can only safely carry one person) then he wouldn't have been able to rescue more than 25% of the trapped tenants in the North Tower, and that also means he couldn't have ever saved anyone in the South Tower as it was both hit and collapsed within the window Spiderman would have been rescuing the would-be jumpers from the North Tower.
I know the thread is a joke but it's actually pretty gruesome that even if you had added a literal superhero to the mix, the vast majority of people trapped in the towers still would have died. Also killed about several hundred firefighters that day.
he would've dragged up a container full of highly compressed ACME flame moronant (conveniently found at a cutting-edge research lab right nearby) and flung it into the middle of the fire to put it out, then webbed all the supports tightly so it didn't collapse. then the daily bugle would've written an article about how he's a thief and a terrorist for stealing the flame moronant and vandalizing the WTC.
Use your imagination, autist. You're not accounting for the powers of the superhero in question. You're treating Spider-Man like a skydiver with a jetpack. I can picture this part of the Raimi movie so clearly. He starts by doing it your way but after like 2 trips he realises this isn't good enough and there are far too many people for him to bring down alone. So he swings back up and starts webbing shit. Creating cascading nets down the tower for people to climb all the way down. For any old / disabled / children those are the ones he can personally carry.
If we're talking about Tom Holland Spider-Man then I wouldn't put it pass him to just have some kind of flame moronant web and also support web to put out the fire and keep the building intact
>Creating cascading nets down the tower for people to climb all the way down
You have to account for the time of him creating all of this and subtract it from the hundred minutes you have before the tower falls, then estimate how many people do you think would have actually gone sufficiently fast to make it to the bottom given the remaining time.
I don't think it would take him long at all to create this. 20 minutes and that's me being very generous. Keep in mind this is 100% focused crisis mode Spider-Man. Also I was picturing more a series of nets you'd jump down to. Not slowly climbing down a 1500+ feet building. The nets would be spiralled downwards around the tower with no gaps, you'd just have to jump straight down then crawl forward a bit and jump down the next gap. In the raimi movies characters have fallen many feet and at speed and been completely cushioned by one of Spider-Mans giant webs so there is precedent for this. Again if there is anyone too old or sick to handle the falls then Spider-Man can take those ones
What could Spider-Man do realistically? His webs and strength aren’t strong enough to stop a high speed plane crash
At least create a web to break the fall of the jumpers. Everybody gets one.
This. He’d be doing what he could to save people.
He could've saved some people at least
He could have hunted Lucky Larry.
homie people frickin jumped out of the towers he at the very least could have caught them lmao.
I agree with you that there's not really any plausible way he could have stopped the planes before they hit the buildings so that's a loss for the hijacked civilians on them, but he could have responded to the scene very quickly and evacuated the groups of people trapped on the top floors. Reminder it took a couple hours for the first tower to fall after the plane impact and an hour for the second. He would have had plenty of time
he could have used his webs to on the mossad agents planting charges
AND STRANGLE THEM
I’m fricking dying over people legitimately debating over how spider-man would respond to 9/11
Why?
original teaser debunks that
That’s not a plane.
I bet he would try to rescue people from the tower, then get killed when the thing collapsed. He'd become the poster of the whole thing
His spider sense would warn him that the building was about to collapse and he would've been able to jump out a window and then web swing away.
He would be in a dilemma to save some dude or save himself with his spidey sense, and he would choose to sacrifice himself to save the others
He could have used his humour and wit to negotiate the terrorists out of their plan
For those who want to be part of this epic Cinemaphile forced meme there are three easy steps.
Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Cinemaphile meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.
Step 2: Take an iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as frick topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....
Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Cinemaphile, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?
Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!
>Step 4: Holocaust all those israelite OPs who make these moronic ass threads
WOAH! Did Anon really have to go that far for a quaint little meme?
he wasn't spiderman yet
They delayed the release to edit the WTC out of Raimi's Spider-Man. So canonically in this continuity there was no Spider-Man while the towers still stood.
There was supposed to be a scene where SM spun a web between the towers and caught a helicopter in there.
yeah, and the scene became the original teaser trailer.
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He was probably in school at the time and got a surprise that day.
It was a canon event.
he had a dermatologist appointment that morning
Dude was busy, give him a break.
>doom, magneto, juggernaut, etc. showing up to cry in public
This issue made me stop reading comics.
>i may be evil, but i love america god dammit
what the frick were they thinking?
lol americans act like the city was fricking nuked, absolutely insane
It unironically broke peoples brains, imagine writing literal supervillains who have attempted genocide of the human race and caused mass destruction countless times weeping over how 9/11 crossed the line
>Magneto just one week prior
>blood and bone
reminds me of that tragedy
I can only buy Kingpin and Otto caring.
But even then they wouldnt be doing this
Depends at what point we're talking about with Otto, guy flip flops between antihero and villain constantly.
Kingpin definitely would if it helps his public image. As evils go, he's a very mundane kind of evil.
Why have American comics basically died
They're supposed to appeal to the fantasies of young boys, and they stopped doing that.
They're also ridiculously impenetrable and confusing if you just want to start reading for the first time, they're probably overpriced for what they are, no one knows where to buy them unless they're already initiated into the hobby, they're competing with cartoons and video games, and manga...
Comics were probably the first industry to go fully woke. The only people who continued reading were male feminist redditors.
The only thing woke about comics is that black people exist, but that's enough for some radicalized /misc/ites
troll
Millennial racist angry at his lost youth and the world no longer centering around him
meanwhile, inside the heads of the "people" writing comics today
The internet was a mistake.
Unaware whites ascribe masculinity to Black people, which in turn compounds the usual issues associated with gender transition by making it that much harder for Black trans women to be seen with their appropriate femininity. He can see the problem, but can't unpack the origins or solution.
Reading comprehension isn't hard if you try.
You zoomgays actually make millenniasl look good in comparison, now go cut your dick off and pretend to be female.
>2006
Don't know how people expect Spiderman to pull two planes out of the sky.
Doctor Strange, maybe.
he could catch them in a giant spider web
>sipping beer and watching people die
ummm actually it wasn't beer because they were underage
He was playing his favorite video games. Super Mario, Banjo Kazooie...
You can just tell one guy in the office was like "that's stupid, Magneto wouldn't do that", and got given the death stare.
He would save the cuties
If I remember correctly, the first trailer for the first spiderman had basically a full scene of Spidey stringing up a helicopter between the two towers, then 9/11 happened and they stopped using it. I'm not sure that it was actually part of the movie though, seemed kind of stand-alone.
Not only Spider-Man but the entire Marvel character list was twidling their thumbs
Frick Spiderman, what the frick were the Minions doing????
There were maybe 400 people trapped in the North Tower above the point of impact on the 93rd floor where it was impossible to go down from. That puts the bottom rescue floor roughly 1200 feet above the ground. Let's say he can rappel down in roughly 20 seconds, but it would take him longer to go up so let's say 40 seconds, or a minute to complete one round trip. The North Tower only stood for 100 minutes after impact, so if he went at max speed for the maximum amount of time (assuming he can only safely carry one person) then he wouldn't have been able to rescue more than 25% of the trapped tenants in the North Tower, and that also means he couldn't have ever saved anyone in the South Tower as it was both hit and collapsed within the window Spiderman would have been rescuing the would-be jumpers from the North Tower.
I know the thread is a joke but it's actually pretty gruesome that even if you had added a literal superhero to the mix, the vast majority of people trapped in the towers still would have died. Also killed about several hundred firefighters that day.
he would've dragged up a container full of highly compressed ACME flame moronant (conveniently found at a cutting-edge research lab right nearby) and flung it into the middle of the fire to put it out, then webbed all the supports tightly so it didn't collapse. then the daily bugle would've written an article about how he's a thief and a terrorist for stealing the flame moronant and vandalizing the WTC.
Use your imagination, autist. You're not accounting for the powers of the superhero in question. You're treating Spider-Man like a skydiver with a jetpack. I can picture this part of the Raimi movie so clearly. He starts by doing it your way but after like 2 trips he realises this isn't good enough and there are far too many people for him to bring down alone. So he swings back up and starts webbing shit. Creating cascading nets down the tower for people to climb all the way down. For any old / disabled / children those are the ones he can personally carry.
If we're talking about Tom Holland Spider-Man then I wouldn't put it pass him to just have some kind of flame moronant web and also support web to put out the fire and keep the building intact
>Creating cascading nets down the tower for people to climb all the way down
You have to account for the time of him creating all of this and subtract it from the hundred minutes you have before the tower falls, then estimate how many people do you think would have actually gone sufficiently fast to make it to the bottom given the remaining time.
I don't think it would take him long at all to create this. 20 minutes and that's me being very generous. Keep in mind this is 100% focused crisis mode Spider-Man. Also I was picturing more a series of nets you'd jump down to. Not slowly climbing down a 1500+ feet building. The nets would be spiralled downwards around the tower with no gaps, you'd just have to jump straight down then crawl forward a bit and jump down the next gap. In the raimi movies characters have fallen many feet and at speed and been completely cushioned by one of Spider-Mans giant webs so there is precedent for this. Again if there is anyone too old or sick to handle the falls then Spider-Man can take those ones
>But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
Is this the best quote in history of comics?
Spidey's got some winners
Funny how easy it is to character assassinate a character like Doom. Just make him know that Star Trek quote, and you've already ruined his character.
Nothing because he's not real.
if spidey was there it wouldnt have gone down like that
Capes deal with supervillains or aliens, not this pedestrian geopolitical shit.
He wasn't bit until may 2002
satan ruins everything again
fricking some sheboon in the bronx doggystyle
>What was Spiderman doing during 9/11?
He was: "How is this my problem"
Did he miss the part?