Sammy was a piece of shit.

Sammy was a piece of shit.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His karma reflected that.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah and he gets better over time. it's called an arc.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. OP needs a slap.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diane is such a fricking b***h

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >violently hit man
        >he responds with equal or lesser force
        >wtf you hit me!!!!!!!!!!
        Carla's a literal vanity project of the irl gremlin actress and she's somehow still less insufferable than Diane

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in boston is

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      This. OP needs a slap.

      Kino

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most tv show characters are terrible humans and people you would not want as your friend

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a better person than everyone else in that bar, except Coach and Woody

      Cheers Frasier is the ultimate bro and friend.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a smug c**t until Diane put him in his place

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasn't.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was constantly providing free mental health advice and therapy to people who chastised him for it

          he was a true bro if I ever seen one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's a histrionic b***h and drama queen. Whatever floats your boat I guess. I'd rather have a beer with sam, norm or cliff. They're real men

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sam dumb like a brick
          >norm a drunk alcoholic
          >cliff an insufferabe encyclopedia smooth brain

          >frasier an intellectual and could gain some useful insights in life

          also get to meet niles, and martin down the line

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cliff
          >Real man
          In what world?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cliff's a thirtysomething manchild who lives with his mother and spends all his time smugly spouting 'ackchually...' pub quiz knowledge.
          He'd be on Cinemaphile if he existed today.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            cliff is alpha as frick and he's clearly well into his 40's

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              cliff is a LITERAL KEK.
              the only woman who ever loved him came crawling back to him, pregnant with another man's child, asked him to marry him, and he said yes, even though he knew it wasn't his kid.
              Then the baby's daddy called her up on the phone and said he wanted her back, and she was like "bye"
              and Cliff STILL fricking said he' still loved her, as she went off to marry another man.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cliff is a LITERAL KEK.
                No, he isn't.
                >even though he knew it wasn't his kid.
                Dumb fricking zoomer moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, Cliff is a portmanteau of the pathetic proto-incel growing in the 80s along with the old school portrayal of insane postman. Ever wonder where the phrase "going postal" came from? Cliff is constantly at the edge of doing something top far gone, even the other patrons/employees of the bar realize it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >giant pile of irrelevant non sequitur goalpost shifting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ever wonder where the phrase "going postal" came from?
                that had nothing to do with Cheers or Ratzenberger's character which you could easily find out by typing "going postal phrase origin" into your iPhone search brain dead zoomie

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very poor reading comprehension, anon-kun.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic zoomer struggles to defend being moronic but is out of ammo

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ever wonder where the phrase "going postal" came from?
                It came from postal workers going on murderous rampages in the 90s, not from Cliff.
                Talking about things you know nothing about is female behavior.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus, it was the 80s when all that was going on & Cliff is a clear parody of that. Like they legit make jokes about it on the fricking show. I can't tell if you're shitposting or are that stupid to believe anyone would ever have any respect for the clear biggest loser of the Cheers losers? Have you even seen the show?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The first recorded use was in an article by Karl Vick's 'Violence at work tied to loss of esteem', published on December 17th 1993
                >The episode aired on NBC on May 20, 1993, at 9:22 p.m. instead of 9:30 pm, the regular time for Cheers, as the episode was scheduled to run 98-minutes.
                The first use was after the final episode. Eat shit moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lived during that time, so shut the frick up.
                We used it in the 80s.
                Recorded use doesn't mean shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay. Everyone in the world is wrong except for you. Live in your own world making a fool of yourself because you're always right even when given proof to the contrary.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are clinically fricking moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >in common parlance, for one to "go postal" has generally meant to for one to lose their temper and violently react to sources of stress, typically those in the workplace (via Phrases.org). While this has led to a supposition of postal workers as being susceptible to such outbursts, with references to it in media such as "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" and "Seinfeld," the phrase is in fact rooted in a very real and tragic history. From 1970 to 1997, postal workers killed more than 40 people in the workplace across the U.S.

                >As most of these atrocities were isolated incidents, there is reason to believe that the working conditions postal workers are routinely faced with were a key contributing factor. As a standard part of their job postal workers are often expected to perform exceptionally laborious tasks against the backdrop of an often toxic work environment. In the aftermath of the 1991 Royal Oak shootings in Michigan, a worker admitted to an interviewer that they believed the perpetrator could have been "any of them," further saying,"I understand why he did it,"

                Might have to re-read 'Post Office'. Didn't seem too bad at that time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bukowski was absolutely hammered 90% of the time and couldn’t give two fricks about his job. He was provoking his coworkers into extreme violence: fact

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                season 11 episode 5, "Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman"

                BITCH

                BITCH

                BITCH

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cliff is a LITERAL KEK.
                >even though he knew it wasn't his kid.
                I'll wait while you slowly figure out why you're an ignorant zoomer moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is raising a kid who you know isn't your own not cuckhold behavior?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because that's literally NOT the definition of cuckold. A cuckold is someone who DOES NOT KNOW that he's raising someone else's child. That's what the word LITERALLY MEANS. It comes from the cuckoo bird, a parasitic animal that knocks the eggs out of other birds' nests and leaves its own to be raised. Therefore saying Cliff is a "LITERAL CÚCK" is LITERALLY WRONG.

                And on top of that, you're a sick twisted zoomer idiot for constantly fixating on "cucking" anyway. Can you think of literally anything else in your life, or do you get set off by this topic every single time? Jesus.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong, but you're just as smug as clif about being wrong

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but do dictionaries no longer exist or are you illiterate? He right. You are wrong. Have the good sense to shut the frick up.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sad part is zoomers are too stupid to know any kind of shame or embarrassment.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I used to work with a carbon copy of Cliff for years. An insufferable, entitled c**t he was, “actually”ing everybody over literally anything all the fricking time. He got mouthy at a bar one time on a manlet, and the little dude just snapped and full-on beat the shit out of not-Cliff. It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Gord, if you’re lurking and reading this, I hope you’re enjoying your forced retirement, and I hope you have a nice day in your empty house.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ratzenberger was 35 during Season 1.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk Norm seemed pretty chill

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a better person than everyone else in that bar, except Coach and Woody

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    frasier bros, we won.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    go frick yourself OP

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOMMY ROLEPLAY WITH LILITH

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought cliff was the mama's boy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carla tricks Lilith into outing Frasier's fetish. Also, he's Freudian.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    carla was my favorite
    she was always just as fed up with everyone's bullshit as I was by the end of the show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the episode where she has to pretend to be nice to Cliff Claven

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and she still lost the fricking waitress contest because she wasn't as sexy as the other contestants

        such horse shit!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ha, that's right, Cliff was a judge.

          I have it confused with another episode. Is there an episode where Cliff sends her a bogus love letter from a secret admirer. And Carla is so happy she's even nice to Cliff.

          And Norm has a line like,
          >"Cliffy, this is the dumbest stunt you ever pulled off. When she finds out she's gonna a kill you. For real this time!"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't to be able to tolerate constantly

      all those quips would make me falcon punch her especially if i am inebriated

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought it was kinda endearing when she started fricking the old guy from Melville's.
        they were two people completely unable to show genuine affection, but they still loved each other in their own way, by way of insults and gratuitous sex.
        She actually cried when he got put in the hospital. So you know she actually cared about him

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Oh Sah-am"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Oh Sah-am"

          it was pretty fricking annoying when they conveniently forgot that Rebecca owned half of the bar when she accidentally burned it down with her cigarette

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't stand ugly older women with greasy curly hair. God the 70s and 80s were lousy with them. I got nauseous just turning on daytime rerun TV.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like those types, they remind me of my ma'.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ok clavin

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's gotta be rough being a recovering alcoholic bartender
    watching everyone having more fun than you all the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      One thing I like about Japan is the concept of "alcoholic" doesn't exist. Our bartender gets so drunk on the drinks we buy him we have to carry him home every night.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the h does he still mix acceptable drinks?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know but I'm even more mystified by how he manages to sing and dance on the bar without falling.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like a great guy. Buy him a drink for me next time.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Cheers? I’ve never watched it but i live something similar.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was sad when Coach died

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      woody was a decent replacement

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same character, different generations of actors.

        They learned their lesson and did it the right way with Rebecca.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rebecca was good when she was a competent businesswoman, she was a foil to Sam, but they quickly defanged her character within the first couple seasons she was in and turned her into a spoiled whiney c**t

          I never hated her as much as I did Diane though

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shelley Long leaving the show wrecked her career but honestly made the show better. The Sam-Diane romance had played itself out, everyone knew they'd never actually get married & be together forever.

    And it most importantly bought the show at least 3 more seasons. Going from two leads with background characters to a true ensemble worked much better in the end.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard for me to watch the first few seasons because the dynamic between Diane and Sam feels almost abusive at times
      I was glad when she left

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was popular back then, the butthole jock bullying the smarty pants woman.

        Everyone's character is better once she leaves. The Cheers play episode of Frasier really hits it on the head with the Marianne plot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Sam a lot better in later seasons
          they really toned down his womanizing

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mother named me after him, she must have hoped I'd grow up to be a gigachad instead of a morbidly obese schizoid wizard. Oops!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Sam can stop drinking, you can stop eating. You can do it, Sam!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I completely forgot he was a recovering alcoholic. He was definitely written as an aspirational character

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most zoomer post of all time but the cast of Cheers look weird to me. Sam is this Chad but would probably be banging a post wall fat girl in 2023 and taking enough finastride that he goes deaf in one ear. Norm is like 32 going on 63. All the girls dress like shit, those suits with linebacker shoulder inserts. I don't know. The cast of Frasier all look like normal people to me, especially once Frasier trims the skullet. Cheers is like watching a group of alcoholics die of progeria for 6 seasons. Diane makes an appearance on Frasier early on, looks good and like her old self, and 5 minutes after that episode goes off the air she turned into a 78 year old grandmother. If you told me that the Cheers set was used to test nuclear weapons and gave everyone involved cancer it wouldn't surprise me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it may be the lighting and the set, a lot of warm brown colors and weird angle setups.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's asburd to me that Cheers ran alongside Miami Vice in the 80s. Everybody looks great on that show. Even the fat guy and Larry Zito look...healthy? I can't explain it. Might just be a Florida vs. Boston thing in the 1980s.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miami Vice (and Magnum PI) have lots of natural light and MV has neon lighting indoors, but Cheers sometimes looks like they lit it with sodium vapor lamps. Makes everything look like a grimy streetcorner.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >skullet
      UM, it's called Tossed Salad & Scrambled Eggs, bucko.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frasier was literally filmed at the old Cheers set

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they made new sets though

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are they putting in the beer at Cheers?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s more of what are they putting in the food NOW.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      cum

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look like Norm and I'm 31...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you still have time.
        get out while you still can.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He had a kind of stocky, crushed-by-the-world dignity to him.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >man whose entire profession is selling the liquid israelite to people
    >a piece of shit
    You weren't supposed to idolize Sam

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >former baseballer
      >slays pussy
      >owns his own bar
      >not meant to be idolized/emulated
      Say what now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like someone who's never made eye contact with an adult.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing screams "young boomer, old gen-x" like Cheers.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really. His only crime was that he was a womanizer. But he never cheated on Diane when he was with her.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow, I'll post a thread using the same op pic but with the text "Sammy did nothing wrong."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be there.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how everyone looks in cheers. They looks straight up demonic. I hate the weird fricking stare the dude in OPs pic gives. I hate the flat looking beer in tiny mugs. I hate the weird curly haired rat face lady in that show too. I have never seen anyone in real life that looks as fricking odd as the people in this show.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve never been to Boston then?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIMME ANOTHER BEER YOU BRAINDEAD HICK!!!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder why they couldn't get Kelsey?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        scheduling conflicts maybe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's already sideshow bob

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he voiced Stinky Pete in Toy Story 2 as well

  23. 5 months ago
    Christopher

    He judges you with one hand, and gives you a drink with the other!

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ted Danson put his dick in Whoopi Goldberg and it didn't phase his appeal and he continued to get new roles and everyone in Hollyweird went *shrug* as if he merely farted in public. As for Sam Malone, I don't have an opinion of the character since Sam would have stuck his dick into Maya Angelou or maybe Nell Carter, which would be about the same thing as fricking Whoopi. Ultimately there's little difference between Danson and Malone apart from one being fictional. OR ARE BOTH FICTIONAL?

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