I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I got asked to play poker with some buddies but I’m *yawns* I’m soooo sleeeeepy. I think I might just snuggle up and AAAAACCHH SNNOOOOoooooooozEE aaaaaaAACCCCCHHH SNOOOOOooooooze
Just spending my Saturday evening here as I always do. Sometimes I almost forget that other people have friends and do things with them on weekends, having a good time. I forget how screwed up it is that the only social interaction I have in the world is on this shit website where other posters will not hesitate to insult and mock me.
Oh well. I guess I'll watch a movie later tonight.
drinking expensive beer while getting bullied by the alphas in the group about being single is not my definition of fun
on the plus side i talked with a girl the entire night, she really seemed to enjoy the conversation and my personality, later found out she was the girlfriend of one of my group friends, so there's that
It really does suck when you get singled out for being the loser of the group. In school, my friends constantly shit on me for being terrified to talk to girls. Nowadays my coworkers don't prompt me when they talk about their wives and girlfriends. I think they know I'm a pussyless loser and terrified of women, so they leave me out of it. Fading into the background is way better than being noticed and humiliated.
drinking expensive beer while getting bullied by the alphas in the group about being single is not my definition of fun
on the plus side i talked with a girl the entire night, she really seemed to enjoy the conversation and my personality, later found out she was the girlfriend of one of my group friends, so there's that
Been on a meth and energy drink bender working on my car. Just polished her up real good and washed her. Getting ready for the drive in movies soon. Ok? Careful tho. Behind the projection screen is a sex pest who will force you to crank him off. You have been warned.
I don't know where to make a thread for this question so I will ask here:
I am new to drinkinging alcohol. How much alcohol do you usually drink in an evening to get drunk? I drank a 11.5% 0.75l wine bottle and I was drunk for a bit but already sobered up. Do I open another bottle or is the fun over for this evening and I should wait until tomorrow? I don't want to overdo it.
/druk/ here. If I plan to really drink I'll get a 750mL bottle of vodka so I can get drunk and still have about 1/3 of the bottle left over for the next morning/afternoon.
Maybe don't get to my point, and I'm a pretty mild alcoholic compared to some I've seen.
Spent good time with my mates earlier, left at 12. I actually appreciate being /druk/ on my own sometimes; watching a film or listening to music, I have a strange taste in both apparently
It's 4th of july weekend, where is the /druk/ general? I just drank two bottles of nyquil and four cups of coffee. I'm thinking about going to the garage and drinking paint thinner. Does anyone have experience with nail polish remover or lighter fluid? I heard you could drink those too. My house went dry after I tried killing myself while intoxicated. I guess they didn't think I was moronic enough to drink chemicals.
>mom invites me to her family's 4th of july party >dad invites me to his family's 4th of july party >coworkers invite me to their 4th of july party >stay home and drink by myself
What a life!
Leave a post, then I will kill you
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I got asked to play poker with some buddies but I’m *yawns* I’m soooo sleeeeepy. I think I might just snuggle up and AAAAACCHH SNNOOOOoooooooozEE aaaaaaAACCCCCHHH SNOOOOOooooooze
My wife is in labor and this is the only way to pass the time
Who's the father?
I'm on night shift weekends this month, kill me
Me(it's okay I'm white)
I don't get it, are they just getting cozier until they fall asleep?
Yes but I think the point is that they got all dressed up to go out, but then sat down on the couch and realized they'd rather stay in and be cozy
Ok that makes sense
Just spending my Saturday evening here as I always do. Sometimes I almost forget that other people have friends and do things with them on weekends, having a good time. I forget how screwed up it is that the only social interaction I have in the world is on this shit website where other posters will not hesitate to insult and mock me.
Oh well. I guess I'll watch a movie later tonight.
I won't insult you, anon. We're all in the same boat. I hope you at least have a cozy weekend.
I am so alone
I cum here every Saturday night
I come here every other day as well, our friends group has shitposting LAN parties on Saturdays though
didn't even know it was the weekend, thanks for the heads up
Imagine if he had a back tattoo like Riley Reid.
to much rain
I miss being in my 20s and complaining about my life and being foreveralone.
Now it just feels natural. Like of course I am here. Where else should I be?
I just came home from a small music festival. It's 2AM. What are (you) doing here?
to be checked in the darkness with you old friend.
I like having background noise while I read. Usually music or very low TV. Sometimes I shitpost
Halo, Star Wars, and sports
good for you
I still live with my parents (31)
How?
i just got back from a night out (eurogay)
drinking expensive beer while getting bullied by the alphas in the group about being single is not my definition of fun
on the plus side i talked with a girl the entire night, she really seemed to enjoy the conversation and my personality, later found out she was the girlfriend of one of my group friends, so there's that
It really does suck when you get singled out for being the loser of the group. In school, my friends constantly shit on me for being terrified to talk to girls. Nowadays my coworkers don't prompt me when they talk about their wives and girlfriends. I think they know I'm a pussyless loser and terrified of women, so they leave me out of it. Fading into the background is way better than being noticed and humiliated.
Why are going out with such buttholes
>this was considered 'big' in 2012
4U
You're a canteloupe
Been on a meth and energy drink bender working on my car. Just polished her up real good and washed her. Getting ready for the drive in movies soon. Ok? Careful tho. Behind the projection screen is a sex pest who will force you to crank him off. You have been warned.
You shouldn't do meth anon it's very bad for you and has ruined countless lives
High quality meth every now and then is no worse for you than a case of beer
For you
I don't know where to make a thread for this question so I will ask here:
I am new to drinkinging alcohol. How much alcohol do you usually drink in an evening to get drunk? I drank a 11.5% 0.75l wine bottle and I was drunk for a bit but already sobered up. Do I open another bottle or is the fun over for this evening and I should wait until tomorrow? I don't want to overdo it.
/druk/ here. If I plan to really drink I'll get a 750mL bottle of vodka so I can get drunk and still have about 1/3 of the bottle left over for the next morning/afternoon.
Maybe don't get to my point, and I'm a pretty mild alcoholic compared to some I've seen.
i is uggo and poor
Spent good time with my mates earlier, left at 12. I actually appreciate being /druk/ on my own sometimes; watching a film or listening to music, I have a strange taste in both apparently
It's 4th of july weekend, where is the /druk/ general? I just drank two bottles of nyquil and four cups of coffee. I'm thinking about going to the garage and drinking paint thinner. Does anyone have experience with nail polish remover or lighter fluid? I heard you could drink those too. My house went dry after I tried killing myself while intoxicated. I guess they didn't think I was moronic enough to drink chemicals.
/druk/ took over Saturday Night - WYAH? threads in an effort to get deleted less.
>2 bottles of nyquil and 4 cups of coffee
>/druk/ general
I'm incredibly desperate. I already went to a therapist. They said if they catch me with alcohol again they're going to kick me out.
>mom invites me to her family's 4th of july party
>dad invites me to his family's 4th of july party
>coworkers invite me to their 4th of july party
>stay home and drink by myself
What a life!
%3D%3D
Just got back from a decent night out with some close friends, looking forward to a chill day of just reading comics tomorrow though
my entire day was spent doing nitrous, eating chicken salad, drinking lager and watching Lupin the Third
these threads are not Cinemaphile related
I have to work tomorrow
I'm in a room with 4, 20 year old girls, one is my girlfriend. I just like shit posting