>Are you ready?
This is a trick question. If I say no, I'm shiwing I do not want to have sex with you, then you are going to rape me. But if I say yes, then it is no longer rape but consensual sex, and I presums you get boners from rape, not vanilla sex, which would freed me from having to have sex with you.
One could also interpret your confimation as simply accepting that your fate is to be raped despite the lack of desire to be the victim of such act, which may resonate with rapist's psyche much harder than simple refusal.
Waiting for my wife to be done taking a shit. Ran out of beer not sure if I should go get more. Fell asleep watching blade runner 2049, gonna finish it tonight.
>on beer #7 >was going to watch the Irishman >no attention span, just watch youtube videos all night >currently watching Lord of the Rings reaction videos
what a life
I'm watching the three stooges while I wait for this laxative to hit. >Fellas I can't hear anything! >What, why not? >Cause I'm not listening!
That line made me laugh so much that I actually felt my stool start to move.
I quit my job a month ago and I've just been chilling since then until I run out of money and have to get a new job.
Although even when I was working I'd be here on Saturday night getting cross faded.
I'm hiding in the bathroom while my family has a party and barbecue for the 4th of July. I just want to hide
Why are you hiding bro?
I don't like socializing with people unless I have a computer screen to hide behind and they keep asking if I have a girlfriend
>and they keep asking if i have a girlfriend
so just say no. jesus, it's not hard.
>they keep asking if I have a girlfriend
A good sign. My family have given up asking.
pussy
just got done working out and it's once again time for shitposting
I've given up.
I'm about to rape you. Are you ready?
>Are you ready?
This is a trick question. If I say no, I'm shiwing I do not want to have sex with you, then you are going to rape me. But if I say yes, then it is no longer rape but consensual sex, and I presums you get boners from rape, not vanilla sex, which would freed me from having to have sex with you.
One could also interpret your confimation as simply accepting that your fate is to be raped despite the lack of desire to be the victim of such act, which may resonate with rapist's psyche much harder than simple refusal.
i'm not altogether normal.
I don't know how to live.
All of my friends left me after high school and all of my college classmates were sjws or homosexual nerds. I have no one.
I am batman
I’m technically at work
I'm at work
Be. Very. Careful.
Waiting for my wife to be done taking a shit. Ran out of beer not sure if I should go get more. Fell asleep watching blade runner 2049, gonna finish it tonight.
Goddamn I work with a woman who identifies as a “pitt mommy”. Talks like ghetto trash despite being white-asian.
shit posting at work
>who's a big guy?
>whooo's a big guuuuy?!
I have to work
Stop making these threads you fricking homo.
I work in a gambling joint in the middle of nowhere. Shitposting here makes the night go by quicker. Also, checked.
haven't dragged my ass to the shower yet. probably go downtown later.
I'm always here!
where else would i be
>on beer #7
>was going to watch the Irishman
>no attention span, just watch youtube videos all night
>currently watching Lord of the Rings reaction videos
what a life
>currently watching Lord of the Rings reaction videos
What do you think of these zoomers' reactions? Really make you think, it's been two decades since LotR came out.
I only watch black people reaction videos and I can't tell their ages
All my friends bailed out, getting drunk and watching stranger things
I'm watching the three stooges while I wait for this laxative to hit.
>Fellas I can't hear anything!
>What, why not?
>Cause I'm not listening!
That line made me laugh so much that I actually felt my stool start to move.
I quit my job a month ago and I've just been chilling since then until I run out of money and have to get a new job.
Although even when I was working I'd be here on Saturday night getting cross faded.