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Sauron to be played by an Indian man in ROP S2
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We live in hell.
>ISILDOR!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE RING!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Heh
>… “yes”
Classic
NO! I MUST REEDEM!
Thats really funny but Sauron didnt say this it was Elrond
lul
I smiled and exhaled sharply
Frick you I woke my gf up with my kek
Also put me in the screencap
Nice
Frick you.
>WHY YOU BANISH MORGOTH BLOODY BASTERD b***h
Wow, such an original joke
Post your original joke then moron
why havent you killed yourself, yet? its christmas after all... the israeli financial tradition.
is that pepe the demiurge??
Goddamn. Cinemaphile is good today.
my sides.
Honestly, the bulk of Indian men are ugly as frick, but there are a few that are decent looking and they also happen to be relatively fair-skinned. But Hollywood is obsessed with finding the darkest of every race, except israelite and White. Seriously, it's another form of racism. Pajeets have a hierarchy, not unlike that of Brazil.
Basically they sold tve rights of the names of characters and places named in the appendixes of lotr and not to touch the silmarillion and no oc main characters
Who are you talking to? You didn't answer the dude with the facts
no oc characters ? what about every hobbit aka halffoot or whatever stupid designation the Black person clan of hobbits was given again... pretty disingenuous then
>GAWAIN!!! DO NOT REDEEM THE KNIGHT!!!!
Merry Christmas anon, Merry Christmas
It all comes together!
Put me in the screencap
lost
>No source
>Can't find anything about it online
>One twittroon screenshot with no date
>no source
https://twitter.com/FellowshipFans/status/1738991562799849980?t=9_w5xRH8oKri4WR3oz7Rng&s=19
Same people that leaked s1 casting and plot back in 21/22
They never learn do they. Tings of pozzer will remain shit.
ASH NAZG DURBATULUK
>OHHH LAWD DEM RAAANGZZZ
>SIRS DO NOT REDEEM RINGS SIRS YOU BENCHOD
>DEM RAAAAAAAAAANGZ
so they're gonna have a giant butthole instead of an eye?
>I SEE LOO
>LOO DO I SEE MY FATHER
>LOO DO I SEE MY MOTHER
The all-showing goatse of sauron
black speech was hindi all along
RANGZposting was hilarious. I can't wait for the pajeet Sauron memes
DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!
THE RING SHALL NOT BE REDE-NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOPOOOOOOOOO!!!
DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM
hilarious if true
It's 100% true and this is [original form] Sauron, so basically his true self isn't Halbrand or anything like those fanarts you can find online, but a Pajeet
They have no idea how they monumentally fricked the galadriel/halfbrand shipping b***hes, and those are one of the few unconditional audiences they have left for this trash. No woman on earth would willingly touch a pajeet. Are they trying to lose money here?
They are rushing Celeborn back in to be Galadriel's romance option (because they have to) but I think they know he won't make many happy since the evil dude who might be fixable? angle is so strong.
I heard that in s2 Sauron will send Galadriel a vision of a future where she said yes and joined him, but I doubt that will be quite enough for them if they have to settle for her being with a boring husband and Sauron being turned into a Pajeet
> since the evil dude who might be fixable? angle is so strong
SauronxGaladriel is dead now Sauron is a fricking pajeet and Celeborn is a handsome white chad. Halbrand was hot
I guess the showrunners wanted their own version of the Reylo femcels.
If they dare portray him like that, put him after the Downfall of Numenor!
Those fricking morons! Orcs knew better than them!
>pajeet sorcerer turns himself into white man when he needs to assume a beautiful form
what did they mean by this
>Pajeet Angel turns into White Man when he turns evil
What did they mean by THIS?
>oh no,women are lusting after a straight white male
>quick, turn him brown!
How to alienate what little remains of your audience.
GANDALF BLOODY BASTARD
Where was she supposed to be walking from theres just a wall behind her
she was shitting under the tree
hahahaha that was exactly my first thought when i read the post you replied to
She had sex on the car with the texting jeet before her boyfriend arrived.
Just when I thought Zoomer’s fashion couldn’t look worse, now I’m seeing Indian Zoomers.
webm is the plot of Oldboy.
Now I understand why they love Snyder
sar zach snyder deliver very masterful
H-he's fast!
hello Eönwë saar
please DO NOT REDEEM Númenor
Well at least now you cant say they only put whities as villains. Still a very stupid casting choice.
This is his angelic form. He will turn back white after he reveals his true evil nature again.
>brown people are evil
uhhh opticsbros?
Does anyone even cares about this shit anymore
Their biggest mistake was to name this Ring of Power instead of something with LotR and to not use any original actors.
This way it is completely dismissable.
>anymore
Nobody ever cared about it. RoP was DoA.
>only 37% of audience numbers that started watching Rings of Power actually completed watching the entire series
Nobody gave a shit about that trash.
miss galadriel u r very butiful pls send bobs
i feel like this will confuse the dumb women that watch this show
rape you later galadriel
Wait a minute. So now they're going to try to do the whole annatar thing after already having sauron meet up with Celebrimbor in a totally different guise and then returning to Mordor? What the frick? It seems to me that they're basically trying to undo the clusterfrick they created in the first season and basically say "uh, actually we are going to follow the books and that shit in the first season didn't really count!" What an absolute fricking mess. The entire production team ought to be executed by firing squad.
I thought they couldn't follow the books because of rights issues, that's why the whole thing was a shitty fanfic
>make adaptation of a book without having the rights to the book so to compensate, you just make everything up
The people who own all of Tolkien's books are the ones making the show, rights were never an issue, they just want to get new fans to buy the books so they are making a show 'for people who haven't read the books or watched the movies' to quote one of the execs
They only have the rights to a single appendix.
>They only have the rights to a single appendix
The Tolkien Estate are producing the show, they personally hired multiple people who work on the production and report directly to them, Simon Tolkien reads every single script for approval. They have the final say on what Amazon can/cannot do with this show but nothing is off the table in principle so rights are near irrelevant.
They SOLD the rights, amazon can do whatever they want
>Instead of making an epic adaption of the Oath Of Fëanor and all the batshit insane kino that follows (Nelyafinwë becoming one of the first Eldar murderers driven by the all-comsuming Oath in the Kinslaying of the Teleri Eldar.)
>piss away millions on bullshit that doesn't make sense at the outset.
Black person what? the first actor wasn't ideal by any means, but he was miles better than this.
>Angelic
>Ethereal
>Turd brown jeet
OH NO NO
GOOD MORNING SIRS
SIRS
What?
bump
>mbers that started watching Rings of Power actually completed watching the entire series
>Nobody gave a shit about that trash.
THE KINO RACE
Jeetkino.
This one was funny. Reminded me of the old shitposts made by Filthy Frank
She tanked that, btw
wut
Lynchian
As good as this is, not having the sound means you miss out on so much
I have fishtank on and watched this while reggaeton was blaring. A+ experience
>DO NOT REDEEM THE RINGS
The INDIAN BVLL just keeps winning
Isildur, please do the needful.
sauron from cut content in jacksons lotr's. im sure he will look just as good.
I actually like this ending more but I guess not faithful to the books
Fricking american and your final boss tropes
not american you Black person
>imagine watching rings of power
wasnt sauron a ridiculously beautiful handsome elf?
at times, he can shapeshift and does a lot in thousands of years.
i thoight he lost his form and beauty the more corrupt he got, but i havent read the silmarillion in ages
forget, think it was after he got the island sunk or some shit.
India is a different planet
"we want the Canadian audience"
Uh.... Why'd they change him?
The original actor quit or...?
How the frick are they even going to explain the sudden physical and race change?
Sauron is literally elvish for
>Smells like shit
not even joking
Two minutes hate thread
Cinemaphile is completely full of morons who think they are 150 IQ (untested) geniuses
but are actually 170 IQ.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO NO FRICKING WAY MORFPAJEETS ARE CANON
In what universe is that guy ethereal or angelic? He looks loke he has some birth defect. Sauron had to look like this.
BLOODY BANCHOD BAGGINS
The Age of Men is over. The Time of the Orc has come.
Motherfricker looks like Peter The Anguila
How does he go from being a white troony to a tanned-skin poo in the span of a season?
>the manifestation of evil
>pajeet
makes sense to me no issue here
>ethereal
>angelic
>"no issue"
Is Halbrand still in it?
who is halbrand?
No, that guy quit.
Yeah, he has scenes in Mordor and then some human villages in the south trying to rally the people to his cause early in s2, before he transforms in Pooron and leaves for Eregion.
GANDALF! YOU BLOODY b***h BASTARD! WHY DID YOU REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM?!
>Indian playing a character who’s trying overrun paradise with smelly orcs
What did they mean by this, sirs?
Middle earth rape percent about to RISE
>cast a qt boy from Bridgerton as Galadriel's husband and turned Sauron into a Pajeet
Celebornbros with the rare W
Lord Of The Ring Ding
criminally underrated
Its funny that this thread hasnt even 100 post. Just shows how nobody cares about this show.
come to mordro i recieve u love u pls bby pls ok raep tmrw
>season 2
How many times must they learn
Can't wait for Mt doom to become the designated shitting mountain
MANWE ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL
MANWE ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL
MANWE ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL
MAAAANWE ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL
>Mt. POO
how do you feel when you're an actor and get cast in this and think "that's it, im gonna be a millionaire like the GoT people" and then move your whole life to NZ and then read the script?
>get cast in this and think "that's it, im gonna be a millionaire like the GoT people"
Why would they think that? All of them know how much they are getting paid for this, it's not that much really.
Most are just working actors just happy to be employed for 10 months every 2 years
>employed for 10 months every 2 years
there's no way this shit goes whatever the planned length was
>Why would they think that? All of them know how much they are getting paid for this, it's not that much really
because that's how it works, if the show is a success you can double your fee every season, as you become irreplaceable, like jon snow etc
>double your fee every season, as you become irreplaceable, like jon snow
I don't think any character really fit into that because they are basically just making up their own plot which they could change season to season. They could just threaten recast or sidelining to anybody who gets all demanding. Amazon aren't known for being generous to their employees when they don't have to be.
>Saruman Sir I need remote access to your Palantir can you please remove your hand Sir thank you now is your hostname Isengard okay
underrated
STOP RUBBING YER SHITSTAINED HANDS ON MY PO-TAE-TOES
>SAR NO WHITE MAN CAN KILL ME
>I am no man *removes helmet*
>PLS SHOW BOBS N VAGENE LOVE FROM INDIA BEAUTIFUL
NOOOOO YOU BLOODY BASTERD HOBBITS
DO NOT REDOOM THE RING
DO NOT REDOOM IT
NOOOOOOO
>What's a toilet precious?
T-O-I-L-E-T
Pooping,pissing,flush it when your through
woah what happened to Sauron? kinda gives me the ick now
one ring to scam them all
all those b***hes on tumblr that draw Sauron as long haired albino twink Sephiroth will be devastated
Sauron the brown
One street to rule them all, One street to find them, One street to bring them all, and in the browness bind them
hello sar this is mordorsoft calling to confirm order
>Sauron is a flaming anus
curry spicy sar
>mfw I catch a Southron off his oliphaunt.
so what happened to the other Guyron?
Probably shapeshifts back into him at the end of the season. Seems like they already intended for Halbrand to be the one who will corrupt the Numenoreans.
They are doing this because they know chuddlers like to pretend the white male villain is the only good thing about these new adaptions and changing him to a Pajeet kind of ruins that for them
The only people still watching this show are the teen girls shipping the two main characters.
Putting a poo in will alienate them as well.
They are doing this to cry racism everytime the show is criticized moron did you miss season 1?
Galadrial show bobs and vagine galadrial
"Isildur, you must cast the ring into Mount Poo"
Maybe he will be fit for the role if they bleach him up with lasers
Who the hell is going to watch it beside the anti sjw channels?
Fujos?
They should have made an animated show that looked like this. I'd have maybe watched that.
They know their audience, that's why Sauron is a poo
> AAAIIIIEEEEEE YOU BLOODY b***h BASTARD FRICK YOU BLOODY FRICK YOU BLO--
>there is no life in the loo
>only... death
Well, they are evil.
>Galadriel so beautiful I love you show bobs ad vagine sir do the needful
>no? Ok, rape you next week.
>Galadriel, Cierdan and Gil Galad put on the three Elven rings
>immediately hear thick Sauron's accent
>hello..
>is this on..
>this is Sauron, do me bidding now OK
>no sirs and madam, you must do my bidding.. no, sirs are you mad
>put back the ring.. put the ring back on lady... put the ring back on : incomprehensible black speech cursing:
>why did u remove ring? are you mad? are you mad sirs? who told you to remove ring?
>lady, listen to me.. put the ring back on..
>Even among the Eldar she was accounted beautiful, and her hair was held a marvel unmatched. It was golden like the hair of her father and of her foremother Indis, but richer and more radiant, of its gold was touched by some memory of the starlike silver of her mother; and the Eldar said that the light of the Two Trees... had been snared in her tresses.
WHAT ABOUT THEIR LEGS
>angelic being that can take any form they want
>take the form of a pajeet
Self nerfing is a common antagonist trope
>Middle Earth is actually Middle East
bravo tolkien
>Season 2 is going to be a flashback
Nothing says "angellic and ethereal" like an Indian man.
good morning hobbit sirs please and thank you hand over ring ok?
The real question is, why did you people even watch the first season? I stopped after the first episode and don't care. This shit is garbage.
>Good evening sir this is Mike Sauron from Microsoft services, how may I be helping you today?
>Ohhhhh nooo sir you typed in $20000 instead of $20 please be going to your nearest Mt Doom and purchasing a ring of power and send the code to us sir. We will redeem it.
hello sir you have reached mordor you are speaking to sauron how can i help you today
One can't just shit in the streets of Mordor.
Every day under this atheist dictatorship we stray further from God's light.
Imo, having indians and israelites monopolizing tv nowadays is so much better than the whites and blacks taking over.
I'm Canadian, and its not that bad when both of these races are pretty much re writing my whole country.
wait, wasnt the other guy already sauron? so theyre recasting? i didnt watch past 10 minutes or so
>Shitskin Sauron
They're not in the fricking Great Armanent and the Downfall yet!
Sauron should be a white femboy with a hentai crotch tattoo shown as high priest in the temple of Melkor!
>the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume
now we know why
>Percy Jackson wrecked by Black folk and poos
>LOTR wrecked by Black folk and poos
So Charlie Vickers quit? Hilarious.
>Take the one singular guy in the show that autistic female audiences liked to ship with Galadriel.
>Turn him into the most unfrickable species of man on earth.
They just managed to alienate their entire female audience.
All of the fanart and shipping stories are now void.
I'm actually excited for this.
I enjoyed watching people rip the first season apart, second is going to be even worse.
At this point they might be trying to deliberately run it into the ground so they can justify not doing the rest of the seasons and maybe recoup some of their losses
Springtime for Sauron?
>Turn him into the most unfrickable species of man on earth.
But they didn't make him a redhaired man with freckles
If you're a ginger latinas and asiatic women will line up to suck you off.
And if you're mexican/indian, irish women will line up to carry your children
>mexican/indian
???-DDD
Wasn’t it a white guy though ?
Why didn't they keep S1 Sauronman?
The actor suddenly realized how moronic the show was and bailed.
Amazon realized A white guy is shipped with Galadriel more than Black personelf so they fired him and casted a poo for Sauron. They hate white males
Never having seen a single second of the show, I'm assuming Sauron is portrayed as sympathetic and good. And you can't have a white man playing a good guy in [CURRENT YEAR].
Couldn't use the white guy because this is Sauron before he was evil
During the Poo Age
GALADRIEL SAR DO THE NEEDFUL AND OPEN BOB AND VAGENE YOU CAN BE MY DARK QUEEN
Aloo Glorfindel saar, I am from Mordor israeliteelry SPA's support team, there seems to be a problem with the ring we sent you, please give me your bank data so we can fix this issue esteemed saar
BAGGINS SAR PLEASE YOU BECHOD BASTARD
SIR, PLEASE DEPOSIT YOUR LOCATION INFORMATION INTO THE PALANTIR
>I SEE YOU BENCHOD
>angelic and ethereal
>that guy
Bursted out laughing.
Are they replacing white chad Sauron?
He's kind of hot, I'll give em that
>What's toilets, benchod?
Honestly, I don't think shippers will be mad. The guy has a dorky kind of charm about him. Women are okay with Westernized Indian men. Dev Patel was is popular as an "Internet's boyfriend" and he has below average looks. Women were gushing over him all the same. This guy looks a bit better than him tbh. In the Harry Potter fandom, it is very common to make fan art, fanfiction of Harry as an attractive Indian guy.
This guy already has fan art of him made by this 22 yr old White girl.
I think Cinemaphile is coping and seething rn because he will be in romantic scenes with Galadriel and teenage White girls will ship/make fan art of them and they'll feel cucked by a Pajeet.
Good morning sar
Dev Patel unironically has tons of jeets and jeetas gassing him up online. Indian Potter is also because HP is apparently very popular with Indians. I brought it up on Tumblr once and got called racist.
>I think Cinemaphile is coping and seething rn because he will be in romantic scenes with Galadriel and teenage White girls will ship/make fan art of them and they'll feel cucked by a Pajeet.
/thread
Whatevs. Can't ruin something that already sucked.
I'm confused.
Is this just for flashbacks? Did they get rid of the other guy? Did the other guy move on to something else?
The first two would be idiotic of Amazon. The second I find unlikely with Amazon cutting ridiculous checks.
It could be flashbacks to when he was lieutenant to Morgoth but it would be very weird because they’d have to depict parts of the Silmarillion, like we he’s a vampire lord and gets btfo by a talking dog, or depicting him as a pajeet just hanging out with his boss who’s a god would be hard to show on film
SARRon
Sauron is a shapeshifter and will probably be appearing as Halbrand and the new guy.
>angelic
>ethereal
>here's a shitskin
I hate blackrock so fricking much it's unreal
DO NOT REDEEM
>Sauron is Ganon now
Can Nintendo sue?
I mean it all makes sense now why he's evil.
>Indian owners
Is there a more self hating race on the planet
you have to understand
tourist dollars are important
>burger fats come in, order enough food for 4 families plus tip
>indians come in, get a free glass of water and leave a complimentary poo in the corner
i can see why they hate the locals
>Mordor covered in black soot
>orcs covered in goey mud like material
>indian
There's a joke in here somewhere but my mind tries to avoid the gutter on christmas eve
miss galadriel very prety i lov u so much baby want kiss yor neck n pussy baby
NO NO NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS MY RING WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING IT WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING IT HOLD ON A MOMENT HOLD ON A MOMENT WHO TOLD U TO REDEEM IT IN MT DOOM U BLOODY BOBBIT BENCHODE b***h NOOOOOOOOO I WILL KILL U I WILL KILL UR WHOLE SHIRE NOOOOO DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
redeemd
>RoP Status: Redeemed