this jigaboo too
remember when ~~*critics*~~ claimed the new Birth of a Nation was the best film ever made, only to become mid once they found out the director was a rapist?
This was at the height of Black person worship, he would've gotten away with it if the story wasn't such absolute bullshit. >I was casually walking around one night going to get a sandwich while it was -20 out and some guys jumped me and poured bleach on me and tied a noose around my neck o and they were wearing MAGA hats
Sorry, the world isn't a stupid TV show where you can write a bullshit plot and force people to follow along.
>he would've gotten away with it if the story wasn't such absolute bullshit.
He literally did get away with it though. Nothing fricking happened to him other than his career died and that will probably change at some point.
He reminds me of Tom Hardys acting. Like it looks like how someone would act whose in their bedroom being a homosexual and playing out a scene by themselves.
Did anyone else read those texts between him and his gf? He literally, unironically thinks he is a modern day MLK because he plays a character in marlel slop. Funny stuff.
>He literally, unironically thinks he is a modern day MLK
Modern homies are PR more than they’re people to the extent that even they don’t really know themselves anymore, they think the PR mask is their real face, israelites have fully hijacked and curated homies’ perception of themselves and homies are such insecure pussies that they wouldn’t have it any other way.
Publicly transition into a female. He gets to say "omg I get it now. I was so wrong about what women have to go through". Plus he can signal to other studies that he is a truly broken buck and safe to hire again
>"Leak" his zesty buck-breaking homevideo >I was punching women cos ima woman too >I got blackmailed from right wings! >So much stress, pls help me! >Few months in rehub and his career is restored
This shit worked with Ezra
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
It saved him for a long time before the rest threw him to the blood bayers to cover their tracks. God you kid rapers are so pigheaded with coming to understand just how detestable and cursed by God you are.
>Save his career
Make a full confession, take an oath of nonviolence, then take a hiatus from acting for 5 years, working a regular job.
After this period, make a documentary about the psychology behind domestic abuse, invite people to talk about it, from both ends, the victim and the criminal, perhaps invite them to talk face to face about it, then near the end call in experts and talk about why it happens, why it often goes on for so long and what people can do in that situation.
I could care less that he supposedly beat his gf. What I hate about this nig is how fricking UGLY he is. His face looks like a smashed-in mr potato head. You could throw a football in Atlanta with your eyes closed and hit 5 black guys who would look better on screen.
If we're going to cast black guys in everything now can we at least get good-looking ones like Denzel and Idris instead of dysgenic thugs?
>Marvel forgives him for being a Black person and ruined their whole phase >They create a new superhero and offer him another chance to be a protagonist >ENTER THE AMAZING ZESTERMAN
>*plays the cuck in a kink.com porn.*
>I'm putting together a team...
>beat me by 11 seconds
damnit
>who wants to hear the good...noose? I'm in.
this jigaboo too
remember when ~~*critics*~~ claimed the new Birth of a Nation was the best film ever made, only to become mid once they found out the director was a rapist?
Would he got away with it if he claimed the attack occured in some hillbilly redneck town in the south?
He could have easily gotten away with it if he put even a little thought and effort into it. Which makes it so much funnier.
This was at the height of Black person worship, he would've gotten away with it if the story wasn't such absolute bullshit.
>I was casually walking around one night going to get a sandwich while it was -20 out and some guys jumped me and poured bleach on me and tied a noose around my neck o and they were wearing MAGA hats
Sorry, the world isn't a stupid TV show where you can write a bullshit plot and force people to follow along.
>he would've gotten away with it if the story wasn't such absolute bullshit.
He literally did get away with it though. Nothing fricking happened to him other than his career died and that will probably change at some point.
Thanks obongo.
>He literally did get away with it
With what? Having an argument with his gf?
Never mind, thought you were talking about Kang. Jussie is a c**t.
Jesse did not get away with. He was fired and I believe he went to trial for it. His career is permanently marred and hopefully ruined.
>implying MAGA hillbillies watch Empire or know it exists
He was doomed from the start
i have a foolproof plan:
okay so first we hire some black guys with rope and bleach, and we call them white...
Have him shoot a forgiveness porno with Fran Drescher where he and his mates run a train on her.
If he makes his lil pouty face at the judge im sure he'll get off with a lighter sentence
Shit actor, can only act like a street thug. Looks like a fricking potato head.
He reminds me of Tom Hardys acting. Like it looks like how someone would act whose in their bedroom being a homosexual and playing out a scene by themselves.
He’s at his best when he’s thuggin. Put the new forgis on the jeep
>lighter sentence
Lighter on his feet sentence*
Did anyone else read those texts between him and his gf? He literally, unironically thinks he is a modern day MLK because he plays a character in marlel slop. Funny stuff.
>He literally, unironically thinks he is a modern day MLK
Modern homies are PR more than they’re people to the extent that even they don’t really know themselves anymore, they think the PR mask is their real face, israelites have fully hijacked and curated homies’ perception of themselves and homies are such insecure pussies that they wouldn’t have it any other way.
MLK’s dream has come true. We gave them smartphones and now everyone is judging them on the content of their character.
not gonna lie, this fella looks a bit....curious, shall we say
a little bit... precocious.
Publicly transition into a female. He gets to say "omg I get it now. I was so wrong about what women have to go through". Plus he can signal to other studies that he is a truly broken buck and safe to hire again
start off doing bit parts in a few indie films, then have him do an Oscar bait film about slavery or the Civil rights movement.
Get a nose job and stop acting like Tom Hardy. Because that's fricking gay and horrendous acting.
Just cast black dynamite as Kang.
I'm sure they have quite the zesty humilation ritual planned
>zesty humilation ritual
go leave schizo
He played kang exactly like a generic anime villain down to the the cadence and inflection. It was actually jarring to see.
I don't want to.
>biopic of the life of George Floyd
and make sure to double and triple down the dose of wokeness
>"Leak" his zesty buck-breaking homevideo
>I was punching women cos ima woman too
>I got blackmailed from right wings!
>So much stress, pls help me!
>Few months in rehub and his career is restored
This shit worked with Ezra
the frick does zesty mean? gay?
Heterosexual black male
it means he got sugar in his tank. he plays for the other team. he is as sweet as a sugar plum.
It's what r*dditors call blacks because they're scared of saying the Black person word.
This homie lookin' ZESTY, this homie lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this homie theatrical, this homie good with colors, this homie gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This homie lifts shirts, this homie on the down low, this homie be a tollet trader, this homie gardens uphill, this homie packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.
Ezra Miller didn't get cancelled simply because he's a troony and a israelite.
being israelite didn't save harvey
He would've been saved if he used they/them pronouns
It saved him for a long time before the rest threw him to the blood bayers to cover their tracks. God you kid rapers are so pigheaded with coming to understand just how detestable and cursed by God you are.
No, it didn't. Ezra literally has zero projects in the work.
Remember when he staged a video of him breaking up a high school fight? How did this not work Majorsbros?
This homie picks roses for himself
is this some sort of euphemism? I really don't get you zoomers.
He makes sure his fudge gets packed.
I have a plan, a peculiar one.
how can someone be so ripped and yet so homosexual?
shut up chud
>groom actor for floyd biopic
>he chokes a b***h
pottery
He can't breaf
Z E S T Y
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this homie look like he got some sugar in his tank
Is that bodybuilding kino he did still coming out?
He would actually be the perfect choice to play George Floyd. And Tom Holland can be Derek Chauvin.
Yes. The funny thing is, he's actually a really good actor. Could be the new Denzel Washington.
Public civil trial like depp's. Hire a PR team and play the race card to make blacks all across the country sympathize with him like OJ
he needs to become very vocal about defending israel's war crimes in exchange for mossad protection
Oh great another thinly veiled racist thread
>Save his career
Make a full confession, take an oath of nonviolence, then take a hiatus from acting for 5 years, working a regular job.
After this period, make a documentary about the psychology behind domestic abuse, invite people to talk about it, from both ends, the victim and the criminal, perhaps invite them to talk face to face about it, then near the end call in experts and talk about why it happens, why it often goes on for so long and what people can do in that situation.
I could care less that he supposedly beat his gf. What I hate about this nig is how fricking UGLY he is. His face looks like a smashed-in mr potato head. You could throw a football in Atlanta with your eyes closed and hit 5 black guys who would look better on screen.
If we're going to cast black guys in everything now can we at least get good-looking ones like Denzel and Idris instead of dysgenic thugs?
If you could care less, that means you care a lot right now.
Imagine what Dredd would do to him
I have video evidence with audio of his wife calling him a n*gger just moments before the alleged incident.
Thughunter still casting?
>Marvel forgives him for being a Black person and ruined their whole phase
>They create a new superhero and offer him another chance to be a protagonist
>ENTER THE AMAZING ZESTERMAN
Kang isn't even supposed to be a Black person. He's a white dude named Nathaniel Richards
All he had to do was not commit domestic violence and he would be awarded with a successful career and many millions of dollars.