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Heroes was a terrible show and so was Lost
Yeah for real I'm at the end of season 2 and I actually can't really remember what the frick is going on. Too many disconnected plot arcs that take too long
The first season was entertaining overall but it went to shit after that. People always say it was due to the writers' strike but all they had to do was pause the story they wanted to tell midseason and pick up where they left off next year. Problem is they had no real plan or story to tell because they were originally going to have self-contained seasons like an anthology series. Show even became aesthetically uglier after that lol.
That makes sense. It really seemed like the first season was made to be self contained and they just brought back the cast for a second season and threw out the anthology idea. They also did that thing where they keep on adding characters but don't kill off any of the major characters, so it just becomes bloated and convoluted.
Yeah it seemed really directionless. Totally pointless story arc all around
The first season was great and then it declines. The hype of the first season got to them and they relied to much on fan service.
I thought it was just the writers strike
I rewatched it last year. Its way too long and the pacing suffers, and too many pointless plotlines that stick around. If it had been half as long it would’ve been much better.
ah I see you're a Flash Forward connoisseur
>Show is called Heroes
>Character is called Hiro
Google "who is the protagonist of Snow Crash".
Almost as bad as the 4th most important party member in this game being called literally "Hero".
>midge
>fridge
it's like pottery
Did this show even have a finale or somewhat of a conclusion? All I remember from it is gay spock eating some dude's brains.
the last thing i remember was him saying he didn't even need to eat the brains he just thought it was funny
Holy fricking based, if this is true I might actually rewatch some of it lmao.
HEY HEY HEY NO SPOILERS
He should have been killed off in the first season finale. That might have helped them focus on something else for the second season.
I wouldn't cuz she's a moronic among other things
>among other things
Like what
You know but I won't tell cuz it will derail the thread and I dont want that cuz it ain't polite to do so
Huh? You're not gonna tell me she's a troony are you?
>You're not gonna tell me she's a troony are you?
No she's not, but is almost as bad in my opinion
Ohhh because she fricked a black dude
I thought this show was dumb as a kid and can’t remember a single thing from it other than hayden.
Virgin errytime
Frick you Amazon bot. I know you're only posting here because I decided to rewatch this for the first time since it aired.
>We've gotta keep Sylar from getting Claire's powers, if Sylar gets Claire's powers, IT'S GAME OVER
>Sylar gets Claire's powers
>Eh, it's whatever
Personally, I pretend that everything after season 1 didn't happen. Sylar died in the sewers, Hiro got stuck in the 1600's Japan and the rest of the characters more or less went back to their lives.
>here's that under 35 year old teenaged cheerleader I was telling you about
Ain't It Cool News review of Heroes
>"I've got a moral quandry about the show. Hayden Panettiere, born August 21, 1989, now 17 (legal in Texas, which is important, because her character is in Odessa, Texas) as the character, Claire Bennett. She's adorably cute, constantly in her cheerleader uniform."
>"Ok - now never mind that she fulfills the underage cheerleading limber blond virginal demographic. That's pretty delicious. But they gave her the ability to regenerate and resuscitate from any and all injuries. This power has decided to manifest itself before she's lost her virginity. Which means - everytime she has sex, she's a virgin as her hymen will repair itself."
>"Meaning that everytime she's fricked, its like she's being fricked for the very first time. OK - that's WAY WRONG. NOW - add to that - that she's at the age where cellular growth is complete. This is it. No wrinkles. No sagging breasts. If she has a kid and it pushes the hipbones out... they'll straighten back and she'll be fine. Of course - that's even if she could get pregnant. Would her eggs allow an invading sperm to fertilize? Is that possible? OR - is she simply doomed to enjoy threat free sex for life. Now - here's the scary part. She'll never know non-hymen blocked sex. Cuz even if it gets pushed through... on any withdrawal and cycle back in, the hymen will have grown back."
>"SO... It's my theory that do to the constant discomfort of virginal sex with men, her character will prefer the kind attention of her fellow sex. MEANING - she'll be a hot, underage, cheerleading lesbian... for life. ALSO - she could have sex with ANYONE. Any disease - unprotected and be perfectly ok. The people behind this show are sick. Either that or they have singlehandedly created the most deviantly awesome fanboy sex object in the history of SUPERHERO FICTION. And she's from Texas. Claire... you rule!"
https://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/30606
I liked Ali Larter in this. Though she was one of the characters that they didn't know what to do with and her storylines went nowhere. They should have focused on her webcam career and killed off her son.
Yeah the little mullato was an ugly fricker with a smug face.
Personally my favorites were Hiro and the cop, both whom I feel like were under utilized
>they didn't know what to do with and her storylines went nowhere
It's the opposite, dude, her story ark was actually complete by the end if 1st season.
Yeah they came up with the triplet bs after she became too popular to kill and it showed.
>Garbage series runs out of steam after 1 season gets four seasons and a reboot
>Comfy series with actual potential gets cancelled after 2 seasons
it's not fair
>have sex with the wall-victim
fify
Come on man, it's not cool to bad mouth fellow /druk/ posters.
save her, save the planet
Scrape the dried cervical mucous off the stolen worn panties of the cheerleader, jack off with them in your mouth in her bedroom while she's out