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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had a scene where he apologises to capt Israel for being American.
    kek even ~~*they*~~ thought that was too much and removed it

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >green hulk
    >she hulk
    >red hulk
    >teenage hulk
    >trans hulk
    >black hulk
    bravo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the fate of all capeshit characters. You saw it first with Spider-Man and spiderverse. Now Hulk has an army of hulk clones that make Hulk unimportant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >black hulk
      They'd never have the balls to use this homie.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >test screenings during the strike went so badly that they're now reshooting the entire film
    Bravo, Yidsney.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source? Please be real and not just a shitpost.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's real, just Google it. They're not even trying to hide it. Woke joke capeshit is crashing and burning.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Harrison Ford as red hulk?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but it's fan art.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's the same buck that simped for a murderous ginger terrorist.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL they're actually making a Captain Blackmerica movie while people are suffering both superhero fatigue and black fatigue
    this will bomb

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuh-uh, the MCU is an unstoppable juggernaut. Just wait until the legions of trans women of color (and their allies) buy up a trillion dollars of tickets! But not on the first weekend because the movie has legs...

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that blacktain america?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves capeshit
    >steals bike

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO BETTER

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how badly are we thinking this is going to bomb? I mean for me it's a foregone conclusion at this point. The two characters people loved most were Steve Rogers and Tony Stark, the entire franchise was held up by those two white, male actors. No one gives a shit about Falcon, and no one likes Falconcap.

    But beyond all that them reshooting the entire movie has gotta jack up that budget.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it'll make 600 mil unless it's critically panned
      people might not actually care about Falconcap but they care about "Captain America", the title of a character. plus it has a Hulk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They care about Chris Evans as Cap. The movie’s gonna bomb.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only thing that interested me about it was the Steve Rogers story. None of comics replacement Cap story arcs ever mattered to me. Doesn’t matter who they replaced him with it just wasn’t interesting. They’ll say I don’t like it because the new Cap is black and that’s bullshit. I don’t like it because Sam Wilson isn’t Captain America. Steve Rogers is. If the motherfricker ain’t from the 1940’s I’m not interested.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >None of comics replacement Cap story arcs ever mattered to me
            Captain Bucky is arguably the best Captain America run ever.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Glad you enjoyed it. Not knocking it. I’m just saying it didn’t really matter much to me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah. Reshooting the film pretty much seals the deal on it bombing. Not only does it add tens of millions to the cost but the word that it had to be reshot is a giant red flag so audiences hang back to see what the word will be on if it’s any good. Low opening weekend box office convinces people it’s crap and not worth going to see. It just feeds itself negativity

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why can’t they just cut their losses and cancel the whole thing?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And do what instead? They have to make movies to make money. And as they are a capeslop studio, they will make capeslop movies.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they'd look racist.
          Cancelling the Black Captain America movie? They'd be eaten alive.

          However, they dont have to break the bank marketing it, either. If they want to pivot away from woke movies (and Iger at least definitely does) then letting it fail lets them blame those darn racist audiences.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M READY AND SORRY
    SO SORRY BLACK PEOPLE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hands him the shield again
      Was he being sarcastic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what it means for a black man to have the shield
      wha does it mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means you have to capitalize the B in Black.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Captain America is a symbol of America. America has an obvious history of treating black men like cattle. So having a black man becomes a symbol of something that hated (and some still does hate) him is a huge, impactful statement to make.
        It's real easy for a white man to be a proud American because America loves him. For a black man it's more like a burden.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That actually makes sense. Thanks

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No problem friend. Just keep an open mind and keep asking questions. Conversation is the key towards progress.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem friend. Just keep an open mind and keep asking questions. Conversation is the key towards progress.

          least unhinged exchange ive seen on this board since 2016. i thought all the people with media literacy left

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same gay, you gay.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't really hold water when cap repeatedly broke various US laws and Falcon was a soldier, he's not going to hate his country

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          > America has an obvious history of treating black men like cattle.
          > the same america that elected a black man president and decided to burn down everything when police killed a criminal (who was black)
          >the same america who says to everyone, also to black men: "you can be whatever you want" and doesn't actually treat those black men badly until said black men decide that what they want to be is to be a criminal
          The reason why they have a black captain america is because at this point the only people dumb enough to watch marvel are Black folk

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans love Black folk though

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, Americans have more reverence for Black people than they do for God.
          Black Captain America is a symptom of that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It will bomb.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means he can pawn it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the dumbest fricking writing written for the worst fricking reasons. MCU died with iron man and deserves every foot of dirt heaped upon its casket.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it died with iron man 2 in 2010 now can we finally move on from this garbage jesus christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That capital B is sure something huh?

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Harrison Ford turns into Ron Perlman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >YO PUNY DONNIE!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still dont understand this character
    has he taken the super soldier serum?
    how are you going to fight a hulk with normal human arms, the shield isn't going to do anything if your arms get liquified
    even 1% of a hulk punch will kill a normal human

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll never understand what it's like for a black man to be handed the shield

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it matter? We’ve had black superheroes before. Black Panther made a lot of fricking money. Blade was also a huge fricking deal.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the ones with native populations attending.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          German's aren't white so it is understandable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick is he supposed to do that? You think they ID the protesters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >four protests in all of Africa
      lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        African blacks know better than anyone else that black lives don’t matter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They hate ghetto Americans for being homosexuals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Ukraine didn't come out in support of Saint Floyd, then why are we giving them billions of dollars? How are they better then the Russians?

      it'll make 600 mil unless it's critically panned
      people might not actually care about Falconcap but they care about "Captain America", the title of a character. plus it has a Hulk

      If this movie makes more than 200 million domestic and 500 million worldwide I will pay you a counterfeit $20 bill.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >principal photography lasted 3 months
    >tests screenings went so poorly they are reshooting for 5 months
    Has this ever happened before? They are basically redoing the entire movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Solo: A Star Wars Story” had that more or less didn’t it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not great but I'm shocked at how good it turned out considering the production hell that movie went through. I doubt New World Order will repeat that fluke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hired a WRITER for reshoots

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be honest. A white Captain America in this day and edge is problematic, just ick. We still want to be "USA" but yknow, darker. Is that a fair compromise for you Chuds?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goood another flop. I enjoy watching Disney slop fail for the past couple years more than actually watching it.

    Also of all the heros Falcon is lame as frick. Hes a black dude with a jet pack. Which he got from Tony Stark?
    Bucky becoming the next Captain America was the only logical step to take, but no. We have a winged nagger who has no powers and doesnt even have a personality.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I've heard from this sounds like absolute shit

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the red guy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He prefers to be called Native Hulkian!
      Bigot much?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell every leftist normie that this is a pro-Israel movie so even they boycott it and it flips

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already know Captain Israel is in it so it will be boycotted for that

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    mcu characters always pose with their fists balled up, it just looks so god damn cringe.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to disneyland new marvel area in summer, had no idea captain America was black now, was really confused seeing him walking around and all the posters of him. Thought the A Train parody had become real.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am like 75% certain that A-Train is in fact more recognizable than Falcon

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IDF superhero

    It's never been more over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna be fair to the MCU -which is way more than they deserve. Sabra isn't a character they created. She's kind of obscure, but they have brought her back a few times, I'm choosing an old picture to show how old the character is and also to show how embarrassing her original costume is. I don't mind her existing, my issue is to introduce her the entire backstory has to be re-written. In the comics she's a mutant, why not wait until after they roll out the X-Men so they can just keep her one? In this new MCU timeline she met Falconcap before Steve? I hate stuff like that.

      But it's obvious with the Palestine conflict back in everyone's minds there won't be any "ooh-rah Israel" scene because they're lefties, and that would piss off lefties, and unlike the people who actually give them money they actually care if they piss off the last twelve people on tumblr.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoop- didn't attach the picture.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should have used the "it took a monster to make me realize Arabs are human" page

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain, we need to help the israelites carry out a genocide without being interrupted
    >copy dat

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cap, the remnants of Hydra have formed a new secret society devoted to breaking all the bucks in America

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Africa?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they nerf him so much? He should've taken the mantel. Steve Rogers literally just met Falcon on a racing track

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk do that. Become acquainted with one, not even a friend and they assume you will give them things and bend over backward to help them. Weird entitlement complex

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Got to do Better, OP!

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Red man bad.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's cpt america? I don't get it.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a normal human captain America? Why aren't they at least giving him the steroid treatment?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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