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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 years wasted on Dunkirk
    >3 years wasted on Oppenheimer
    Just stay away from history, Chris.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 Billion at the boxoffice
      >loved by audiences
      >loved by critics
      >loved by his peers
      >loved by chuds
      >loved by reeditors
      >3 years wasted
      anon...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of that benefits me in any way, I just wanted a good movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunkirk was better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget tenet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This + Tenant.
      Now that he’s done with ESG movies this next one is gonna be KIINNOOOOO

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not since 2012

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was younger, say when Inception came out, I was a big fan of him. Probably because I hadn't watched many movies. Then I started watching more and more films and became a contrarian regarding Nolan. Now that I'm older I've come back around: he's a good filmmaker. I go to see every movie he makes in the theater.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went through a contrarian phase and he’s still shit to me. Bland ass hack with only one good movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      based.
      disliking nolan is the real edgy cringelord cinephile phase that we all go through.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a bad writer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          who are these great innovative writers working in big production us movies?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No clue, but that doesn’t make Nolan any better. His dialogue is awkward and ill-paced, there’s a reason why most people get confused with his movies.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              everyone is shit then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                His brother is a good writer but he got rid of him for some reason

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im positive westworld is shittier than anything christopher wrote

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the moron that wrote westworld
                yeah no he's fricking not

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >there’s a reason why most people get confused with his movies.
              unironically just low I.Q. it's not high art but it's easy to follow.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >His dialogue is awkward and ill-paced
              You could hear the dialogue? Who are you, the bionic woman?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I was younger
      >When Inception came out

      Frick all the way off you fricking child

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inception came out almost 14 years ago you know.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan is pretty good at implementing narrative gimmicks in a movie as an excuse to make really cool looking scenes or plots, but he is absolutely shit at writing dialogue or interesting characters. I love most of his movies but Oppenheimer is one of the worst things I've ever seen because it claims to rely on its dialogue and characters

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't tho.
      it relies on its pace. he makes the whole thing look and sound kinda magical. That's what good filmmakers do. They elevate stories and scripts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a horrific writer

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >writes a shit script
        >elevates it
        Bravo??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can have whatever opnion, but the sound mixing was objectively awful lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had to walk out after about an hour because the loud, constantly swelling music and muffled dialogue was giving me a headache. I thought it was just me

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically. He is the one remaining man capable of putting droves of people inside theaters without relying on a pre-existing IP but on his name alone. Flawed as he may be, he makes people still want to go watch movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is the I.P

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank capeshit and heath ledger dying for that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He is the one remaining man capable of putting droves of people inside theaters without relying on a pre-existing IP but on his name alone
      He's mogged hard by Jim in that regard.
      >makes the highest grossing film of all time twice in a row with two original movies
      How can Nolan even compete?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one went to see Avatar because of his name. That's just delusional. The first one was a hit because of marketing and the digital & 3D gimmick.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And no one went to see Oppenheimer because of Nolan he was just lucky to ride the Barbie marketing wave

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt many people actually did the whole Barbenheimer meme, but you can continue your delusional ramblings. Maybe you'll get to lick Cameron's butthole someday.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not only Barbie but the atomic bomb gimmick, so it was mostly Barbie marketing and atomic bomb interest not nolan lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing Jimbo, time for your afternoon nap.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you can market your way to $2.8b box office and $1b profit
          Why doesn't even studio do it with every movie?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well obviously you need a good movie that resonates with the audience too, but it's also about many aspects aligning in the perfect order.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inception>Tenet>Interstellar>Oppenheimer>Memento>The Prestige>Insomnia>The Dark Knight>The Dark Knight Rises>Dunkirk>Batman Begins

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He will never recover from this scene

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      somebody get this hothead out of here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a funny meme but a bad scene. You newbies seriously need to lurk more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Recover? Best scene in cinema history.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best On-Set Manager of the 21st Century.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the only person in the year 2024 who can make all-white movies with people talking in rooms and making $1 billion
    >Cinemaphile still seethes
    Give credit where credit is due. Oppenheimer was the best thing to happen to this industry in years regardless of the movie’s quality

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, couldnt hear that over the terrible sound mixing and bad casting.

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