He's the new Francis, who bailed on the family but unlike Francis, won't return calls/has actually made good on his threat to severe all contact with the family.
I can't wait to see how obnoxious they make Lois because chuds didn't understand we were supposed to sympathize with her character.
They'll tone her down or make a plot point out of how she's trying to be nicer because Malcolm and Francis have finally had it out with her and threatened to follow Dewey's lead and sever ties with her, which is big because they have grandkids and she's terrified of being cut off from having access to them.
This would unironically be a kino storyline for Dewey. Then when the actor actually gets his head our of his own ass, he can return out of nowhere just to berate how piss poor of a life the family still has in comparison.
The baby will be older, fill his spot maybe even call him dewey, and everyone will just forget about original dewey since 3 sons is better since it keeps malcolm in the middle.
aren't a good portion of the plots in the show about how Lois being extremely insistent on certain things end up doing more harm to the family than good
>we were supposed to sympathize with her character.
No you're absolutely supposed to find her unlikeable but not because she's wrong. Anyone being overbearing is annoying, quit the tryhard shit.
I always liked Lois.
But then again I was raised by neglectful hippies so her overbearingness was something I longed for in my own family instead of alccolic who just didn't care.
I mean they're not wrong, your body will just start to gain permanent issues out of nowhere, your dick won't work as well and you're going to be expected to take it to next level in your life/career while a bunch of shit starts to fail you.
IIRC, Francis was fine especially when Lois figured out how to actually raise him, it was when he kept on having more kids and his bosses wouldn't let him have more time off to spend with them to help that he was eventually demoted and had to move jobs, which led to living in the "shitty" house they lived in.
>lives in huge house that supports his big family
All the kids slept in the same room, it wasn't THAT big. But yeah at the time no one know how fricked it was going to get. But yeah Looking back at a time when lower middle-class was still a thing feels like looking at life on another planet.
Watching the show now. Nothing is fixed in the house because he fricks his wife to much. They couldn't have sex for a week in the one I just watched and he repaired the whole house.
Someone post the webm of Hal trying to fix a light bulb
Watching the show now. Nothing is fixed in the house because he fricks his wife to much. They couldn't have sex for a week in the one I just watched and he repaired the whole house.
I know that forced monogamy made marriages shit where women literally hate you but come on.
Now 'luckily' we don't have social pressure marriages and now only Chad gets to be happy and women cope with anti depressants being merely Chad's harem (they love it but they hate it at the same time)
>5 bedroom house in California
The show doesn't take place in California and the house in the show does NOT have five bedrooms. Why do you think the boys all share one room?
>He was a hick.
Of course he was, it literally was just redneck/southerner shit before progs handed it to racists, like they did with the ok hand symbol, or (if anyone remembers/heard about it) the animated legion emoji/sticker on facebook years ago
Kinda, basically the libertarian right and libertarian left had a synthesis moment in 2011 during occupy so the democrats decided to open the Pandora’s box of far left identity politics and woke Marxism
Saved Obama in 2012 (only president in history to win re-election on a slimmer margin than his first election ) but now the woek marxist deamon has been released across society and the left wing can’t get them under control
The right decided frick this and went full populist nationalist ie trump
I liked the show at first, but let's face it, the quality of show dropped when Francis left the school. No more buddies from that school, and Malcolm's friends appear less. Also the worst possible ending in any sitcom, ever. >No, Malcolm. You can't take that job. >Why? >Because you will become a president of US and A. >What? Why? >Because I am your mother and I say so.
What the actual frick? Also, Reese. He discovers his inner talent, cooking. But no, he becomes a janitor because he had bad grades and was a bully? What kind of message do you send with this?
I liked Francis when he somehow managed to get his shit together and become a ranch hand, but you're right that the overall quality was never as good as it was in the first few seasons. Still, it's not like you could force the kids to stop aging.
>YOU CANT BE HAPPY AND WEALTHY >Why? >B-BECAUSE WE HAD A PLAN THIS WHOLE TIME, YEAH THATS WHY
That ending pissed me the frick off. What was more annoying is everyone saying its "inspirational" lmao. clearly just another layer of abuse/control she wanted to apply before Malcolm could finally escape. Anyone that has had any kind of abusive relationship can see this
like simpsons, i don't care for seasons 1 and 2. season 3 it comes into its own, malcolm is old enough to be the brat/snark and the teacher mr herkabee was good
There are some good episodes in the later seasons but they just frick the characters >Malcom is now a gigantic butthole to everyone >Lois is just a c**t, rather than being a reasonable c**t trying to wrangle crazy kids >Hal is just wacky wildcard >Reese's personality flipflops every episode from being smart but misunderstood to half moronic bully >Dewey is there for when they need a b plot disconnected from everything else >Francis gets his character development completely fricked up for no good reason
The worst part about the show is no one is EVER allowed to have anything good happen to them to the point it's borderline torturous how characters constantly get fricked over and just somewhat depressing. Very rarely do any of the characters get a "win"
Everyone get's Flanderized.
Particularly Lois gets written as a crab mentality c**t later on in the show when it was the furthest thing from her character.
It would be even more weird if one of his school friends was looking through them and ask why he had swapped all of their faces with his mom's.
How could he explain that?
Meh, they had logical reasons for why they were all buttholes. I think the only character that didn't work was the mom. We are clearly supposed to feel bad for her because she is constantly trying to keep her family together while they do their best to frick everything up. But she just comes off as a total c**t.
There are times where she actively sabotaged the boys life because of her misunderstanding something. Her justification is it builds character. If the show comes back and subverts expectations, malcolm is a total loser who never did anything, reese super successful chef, dewey leaving the country doing illegal shit in some 3rd world shithole, francis being a multimillionaire ranch owner etc it will all have been for nothing.
You think families are nice to each other? I treated my younger brother like shit, my older brother treated both of us like shit. My father constantly belittled us and whipped us when we disobeyed and my mother was a gambling addict but at the endnofbtge day we still loved each other and when the chips were down we were there for one another. Love is unconditional but Love is not nice
>You think families are nice to each other? I treated my younger brother like shit, my older brother treated both of us like shit. My father constantly belittled us and whipped us when we disobeyed and my mother was a gambling addict but at the endnofbtge day we still loved each other and when the chips were down we were there for one another. Love is unconditional but Love is not nice
post nose shlomo
You're moronic bro. I dislike israelites, but if you think all White families are perfect you're a delusional moron. Obviously not all are, but it's not Leave it to Beaver all of the time.
What a fukkkin' bloomin' racialist!
Antisemite!
Where are the N_GGERS OF COLOUR! DIDN'T gaySTON DO A MOVIE GLORIFYING A COMMIE israelite WRITER SOMETHING PINKER(?) GETTING CENSORED IN THE BASED MCARTHY ERA?
Good fricking luck convincing Frankie to do a show he has zero memory of. How can he be expected to remember chemistry when the entire cast are strangers to him lmao
I thought Frankie's brain got scrambled and he can't even remember the show?
Good fricking luck convincing Frankie to do a show he has zero memory of. How can he be expected to remember chemistry when the entire cast are strangers to him lmao
Quote taken completely out of context. Frankie Munez even was on a podcast debunking it. Basically it's like asking if someone remembers every single day of school they went to. He did have several concussions though.
I just read that their last name is Wilkerson. Is that something they added recently? Because I can't remember if their last name was ever mentioned in any episode.
Nope. In the last episode, before Malcolm has that speech, he is being called by first name and after that there's some noise from the mic/speaker and you can't hear last name.
There was a post on reddit claiming that they were a child actor in a show that wasn't the biggest show ever, but probably most people who were young at the time remember (the timing lined up with Malcolm). The post claimed that one actor from the show was currently very famous for another role (this was posted while Breaking Bad was being made). The post claims they were constantly abused sexually while the show was made. Most people believe it's the actor who played Dewey.
HOWEVER he responded to comments and said "My show was not about three brothers" and "My show was not about four brothers." The post was locked because everyone was trying to figure out the identity of the poster. It's now deleted, but is archived if you want to look it up.
There is no proof that it was Dewey's actor or that the post was true.
Oh and the actor that went on to be famous for a different role also allegedly took part in the molestation, leading people to believe that Bryan Cranston is a pedophile who was never busted.
Found the post, I was wrong about it being deleted. It was just locked. Some of the comments were deleted but there are sites where you can view deleted comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/ >I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended.
I can't think of anything that Tim Allen would be more famous for that didn't come out while Home Improvement was airing. Home Improvement was 1991-1999. The Santa Clause came out in 1994 and Toy Story came out in 1995. It seems unlikely anyone would consider Tim Allen more famous for Last Man Standing over Home Improvement, Toy Story, and Santa Claus, but it's possible.
Coincidentally, googling Home Improvement showed that one of the son's actors was recently arrested for the third time.
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/entertainment/former-home-improvement-actor-zachery-ty-bryan-arrested-in-oregon-again-assault-robbery-misdemeanor-harassment-charge-domestic-violence-intervention-treatment-program-1990s-sitcom
Who knows, they may have very well been molested too. Tim Allen is a felon who masquerades as a family man. Wouldn't put rape past him.
At the end of the day there are plenty of shows it could have been. Also plenty of chance the story has inaccuracies either unintentional or intentional to hide his identity. Could have just been some bored kid somewhere. No way to ever really know.
The post for anyone who can't be bothered to check the link: >[Remorse] I am a former child actor coping with a nasty heroin addiction >I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my butthole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fricking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the frick would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our wieners in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show butthole.
If my parents scammed me off what I would assume would be close to a million or a few hundreds of thousands of dollars, during the 1995 american economy on top of that, I would murder them in their sleep. End of story.
The post for anyone who can't be bothered to check the link: >[Remorse] I am a former child actor coping with a nasty heroin addiction >I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my butthole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fricking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the frick would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our wieners in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show butthole.
There are debunked as fake. A simple google search will lead you to his instagram. he's fine.
>There are debunked as fake.
Where's the debunking? > A simple google search will lead you to his instagram. he's fine.
His Instagram has 12 posts and they're all very old photos.
It doesn't. I just said I wouldn't put it past him.
Look at when they were uploaded, Sherlock.
I can't because I don't have an Instagram account. I fail to see how having an Instagram debunks anything. I don't think the Reddit post is any kind of proof of anything. There's nothing confirming the post was made by Sullivan in the first place. The comments made saying his show wasn't about three brothers or four brothers point to it not being him, assuming the post was true at all. But the guy having an Instagram after years of not being on social media and not attending cast reunions is not a "debunking." The post claims the brothers were also molested, but the other brothers have attended cast reunions. That doesn't mean they weren't abused, but it doesn't necessarily point to them having traumatic memories of the show either.
Basically, I have no convincing reason to believe Per Sullivan was the poster. I personally won't believe anything until there's actual accusations from a confirmed accuser, not an anonymous profile. But to say something has been "debunked" when there is no sort of debunking at all is just silly.
Didnt one of the kids from Home Improvement also fit the description?
There was a post on reddit claiming that they were a child actor in a show that wasn't the biggest show ever, but probably most people who were young at the time remember (the timing lined up with Malcolm). The post claimed that one actor from the show was currently very famous for another role (this was posted while Breaking Bad was being made). The post claims they were constantly abused sexually while the show was made. Most people believe it's the actor who played Dewey.
HOWEVER he responded to comments and said "My show was not about three brothers" and "My show was not about four brothers." The post was locked because everyone was trying to figure out the identity of the poster. It's now deleted, but is archived if you want to look it up.
There is no proof that it was Dewey's actor or that the post was true.
he said the show isn't in reruns. home improvement and malcom in the middle were in constant reruns 7 years ago when that was posted
>home improvement and malcom in the middle were in constant reruns 7 years ago when that was posted
except they weren't
9 months ago
Anonymous
bullshit
https://www.city-data.com/forum/tv/2619684-what-happened-home-improvement-syndication.html
home improvment was on hallmark channel in 2016
and I don't think malcom in the middle has ever not been on tv
https://malcolminthemiddle.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Broadcasting_Channels#United_States
9 months ago
Anonymous
Home Improvement was being aired on TBS and Nick@Nite when I graduated high school in 2012. Don't know about Malcolm. Too lazy to look up if either are being aired on tv now, but I wouldn't be surprised if Home Improvement were still on TV Land or some shit. I know they're still airing reruns of Golden Girls because my Grandma watches that shit nonstop. Why not the others?
Anyways, we're all talking about this post as if the poster had everything he wrote fact-checked prior to posting. If the show were being rerun at all, the actor could have a biased view that it was being constantly watched even if it were on some niche channel. The show could have not been that popular with people under 35 at the time. The poster could have altered details about the show to conceal his identity. The poster could have been some rando making shit up for a brief moment of internet clout.
There's simply no way to know. It's a juicy piece of gossip and we all know that pedophiles are rampant. People think it's a Hollywood problem, but no. They are all around you. Pedophiles and rapists are in your schools, your offices, your churches, your police stations, your grocery stores, your neighborhood. Everywhere. The internet likes to pretend rape is just some myth made up by women who want to destroy men for no reason, but it's very, very, very real. No one wants to admit it's real because they think it will never happen to them or their kids. Until it does. And when it does, it's not the sleazy disgusting degenerate you imagine. It's the pretty, charismatic, well-liked and respected people who you struggle to accept could do such a thing. That's why rape- pedophilia in particular is so rampant. Rapists get away with it because they're the type of people no one wants to believe would rape anyone.
There's no reason to believe it was Sullivan. There's no reason to be surprised it it was.
Didnt one of the kids from Home Improvement also fit the description?
There was a post on reddit claiming that they were a child actor in a show that wasn't the biggest show ever, but probably most people who were young at the time remember (the timing lined up with Malcolm). The post claimed that one actor from the show was currently very famous for another role (this was posted while Breaking Bad was being made). The post claims they were constantly abused sexually while the show was made. Most people believe it's the actor who played Dewey.
HOWEVER he responded to comments and said "My show was not about three brothers" and "My show was not about four brothers." The post was locked because everyone was trying to figure out the identity of the poster. It's now deleted, but is archived if you want to look it up.
There is no proof that it was Dewey's actor or that the post was true.
Oh and the actor that went on to be famous for a different role also allegedly took part in the molestation, leading people to believe that Bryan Cranston is a pedophile who was never busted.
There's no evidence that Erik Per Sullivan is still alive. Even if he's off the grid now, Malcolm was such a massive show that he's bound to have been spotted in public at least a few times.
>Got muh bees >Got muh backwoods country gurl waifu >Got muh farmers market >Got no parasites around me 24/7 >Going to spend Saturday hunting with their waifu, butcher the kill, have her cook dinner, and frick like rabbits.
See? Having a dad present DOESN'T improve a kids behavior. Also Lois to blame for 100% of pregnancy because Hal would never rape her and she's the gatekeeper.
I hope it begins with a black screen and the camera slowly pulls back and you're like what the frick is that then you realize it's Dewey's butthole and there's cum leaking out and hes like oh god my tight little butthole gets fricked everyday and then it cuts to the rest off the family having a delicious meal and laughing and joking and we never see or hear of Dewey again.
>semi-functional
the whole point of the show was that they were dysfuntional, how can you get this obvious fact that is directly spelled out to the audience so wrong?
I was waiting for this comment.
By modern standards of broken homes, rampant single motherhood and denigration of nuclear families in media it is functional. In fact it's admirable.
He deserved those kids
NOOOOOOOOO FRICKING STOP IT NOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT FRICK FRICK FRICK FRICK
At least there are no daughters to BLACK
maybe they'll give Malcolm a phat black queen though
Captch: GAS RON
Malcom should be paired to a big tittie latina
There used to be reunions where actors gathered together ten years later and talked about the show they made. They don't have to add episodes.
How will they explain Dewey being missing?
He committed suicide from all the gay anal rape just like in real life.
Why would he be missing? The actor quit acting, but so did Frankie Muniz and Justin Berfield. I'm sure they'll all return for a frick ton of money.
Bryan Cranston raped him on set. Dewey was passed around like a rag doll
This isn't true, from what he wrote on reddit Bryan just sucked his wiener while jerking off, so nothing as traumatizing. Cranston did nothing wrong.
>Dewey was passed around like a rag doll
Dewey got his dick pleasured by Bryan Cranston himself, how is that a bad thing?
why'd he do it
HAAAAAAAAAAL STOP RAPING DEWEY AND THROWING HIM AROUND LIKE A RAG DOLL
No..
In the post that everyone assumes was about Malcolm, the poster commented that the show was not about brothers.
are CDAN true believers the saddest conspiracy theory supplicants?
The actor himself vanished out of public spotlight, no one knows where he is. He's never even been to any cast reunions.
>He's never even been to any cast reunions.
has there even been a single one?
Several
RIP Dewey
They can just make it a gag. Besides Dewey was the funniest when he was a kid, by the time he grew into a teenager his scenes were less funny.
He's been active on instagram rather recently
That account's not run by him
He's also been active on OnlyFans
Space mission to the sun
Recast him with a woman and make him trans
Sounds like something Cranston would do, atleast
He's the new Francis, who bailed on the family but unlike Francis, won't return calls/has actually made good on his threat to severe all contact with the family.
They'll tone her down or make a plot point out of how she's trying to be nicer because Malcolm and Francis have finally had it out with her and threatened to follow Dewey's lead and sever ties with her, which is big because they have grandkids and she's terrified of being cut off from having access to them.
This would unironically be a kino storyline for Dewey. Then when the actor actually gets his head our of his own ass, he can return out of nowhere just to berate how piss poor of a life the family still has in comparison.
It would make a lot of sense as well given that a lot of people do that nowadays.
drafted and killed in 'Nam
Safe and effective
Dewey died on the way back to his home planet.
The baby will be older, fill his spot maybe even call him dewey, and everyone will just forget about original dewey since 3 sons is better since it keeps malcolm in the middle.
Wouldn't Malcom be the youngest in this scenario?
No, the baby that was born during the show's run would still be the youngest.
AIDS
Drowned in a lake and never recovered the body.
Died in Afghanistan
I hope Tania comes back and gets implants for the role
I can't wait to see how obnoxious they make Lois because chuds didn't understand we were supposed to sympathize with her character.
Childhood was siding with Malcom and Hal
Teenagehood was thinking Lois is right
Adulthood is knowing Reese was always right
Reese was hopeless though.
aren't a good portion of the plots in the show about how Lois being extremely insistent on certain things end up doing more harm to the family than good
>we were supposed to sympathize with her character.
No you're absolutely supposed to find her unlikeable but not because she's wrong. Anyone being overbearing is annoying, quit the tryhard shit.
Like the one a group of black guys laught at her because she ape out at a "racist" thing?
on a scale of 95%-100%, how much of your waking hours are spent obsessing over "chuds"?
I always liked Lois.
But then again I was raised by neglectful hippies so her overbearingness was something I longed for in my own family instead of alccolic who just didn't care.
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This is how I feel right now and Im only 23
Always doing shit late
This is scarier than horror movies
Yeah the feeling of realizing you're letting life slip by you without doing anything a normal person your age wouldve done ages ago really sucks.
Oh i meant the picture. But you're also right.
That leads to a very important question most of us have to ask ourselves, what can we do about it?
I guess just do something idk. Ive got a list of shit I havent done yet so might as well start with something I want to do
It gets worse
t. 33 years old
it gets worse
t. 45 years old
Frick you
And frick you
I mean they're not wrong, your body will just start to gain permanent issues out of nowhere, your dick won't work as well and you're going to be expected to take it to next level in your life/career while a bunch of shit starts to fail you.
from what i observe of all my family members over the last three decades
it gets worse
Yeah so did I, be careful or you’ll realize just how bad it can get by 30
Were you born in 1999?
2000. My birfday was almost a month ago
Wasn't he really successful before knocking Lois up?
IIRC, Francis was fine especially when Lois figured out how to actually raise him, it was when he kept on having more kids and his bosses wouldn't let him have more time off to spend with them to help that he was eventually demoted and had to move jobs, which led to living in the "shitty" house they lived in.
>lives in huge house that supports his big family
>noo this house is le bad waaah
I hate boomers so fricking much.
>lives in huge house that supports his big family
All the kids slept in the same room, it wasn't THAT big. But yeah at the time no one know how fricked it was going to get. But yeah Looking back at a time when lower middle-class was still a thing feels like looking at life on another planet.
>>noo this house is le bad waaah
Its only bad because he is too moronic to keep it maintained and fix things up.
Someone post the webm of Hal trying to fix a light bulb
Watching the show now. Nothing is fixed in the house because he fricks his wife to much. They couldn't have sex for a week in the one I just watched and he repaired the whole house.
it was a typical upper lower class or lower middle class home. I've been in that house when visiting friend's houses as a kid.
>boohoo i have 3 kids and a wife i frick all week long
Tv and movies were always dogshit in hindsight.
>FAMILY BAD! WIFE BAD!
I know that forced monogamy made marriages shit where women literally hate you but come on.
Now 'luckily' we don't have social pressure marriages and now only Chad gets to be happy and women cope with anti depressants being merely Chad's harem (they love it but they hate it at the same time)
>5 bedroom house in California on a middle class income and a wife who works part time
>boomers say millennials and GenZ are lazy
Burn this society
>5 bedroom house in California
The show doesn't take place in California and the house in the show does NOT have five bedrooms. Why do you think the boys all share one room?
It’s obviously California
I forgot they shared a room tbh
Hal has 3 sons (eventually 4,) a car and a house to his name. Despite his regrets he did a lot better for himself than most.
Actually he has four sons at the beginning and five at the end.
And then impregnates Lois again in the last episode.
It's really weird that Stevie's dad is Uncle Ruckus.
Those live action Ruckus videos he made when they were trying to kickstart a film were kino
I hate that we live in the timeline where that movie was never made
I knew a black guy who wore confederate flags. He was a hick.
>He was a hick.
Of course he was, it literally was just redneck/southerner shit before progs handed it to racists, like they did with the ok hand symbol, or (if anyone remembers/heard about it) the animated legion emoji/sticker on facebook years ago
>legion
Pigeon
They genuinely can't do this type of shit anymore, the only way would be Lois and the guys swapping positions.
Redpilled as all frick
Great scene. A scene like this wouldn't fly now. How the frick did things change in such a short amount of time? Obama?
Kinda, basically the libertarian right and libertarian left had a synthesis moment in 2011 during occupy so the democrats decided to open the Pandora’s box of far left identity politics and woke Marxism
Saved Obama in 2012 (only president in history to win re-election on a slimmer margin than his first election ) but now the woek marxist deamon has been released across society and the left wing can’t get them under control
The right decided frick this and went full populist nationalist ie trump
So here we are
WEHY WHY WHY STOP RUINING MY CHILDHOOD YOU homosexualS
How does this ruin your childhood?
I know someone had to have fricked him but is there any evidence of who/if it really was bryan?
Malcolm in the Middle of the Gender Spectrum
It can't ruin your childhood if you don't watch it
I'm checking them quads, but your childhood was already ruined with public school and watching media
I liked the show at first, but let's face it, the quality of show dropped when Francis left the school. No more buddies from that school, and Malcolm's friends appear less. Also the worst possible ending in any sitcom, ever.
>No, Malcolm. You can't take that job.
>Why?
>Because you will become a president of US and A.
>What? Why?
>Because I am your mother and I say so.
What the actual frick? Also, Reese. He discovers his inner talent, cooking. But no, he becomes a janitor because he had bad grades and was a bully? What kind of message do you send with this?
I liked Francis when he somehow managed to get his shit together and become a ranch hand, but you're right that the overall quality was never as good as it was in the first few seasons. Still, it's not like you could force the kids to stop aging.
>YOU CANT BE HAPPY AND WEALTHY
>Why?
>B-BECAUSE WE HAD A PLAN THIS WHOLE TIME, YEAH THATS WHY
That ending pissed me the frick off. What was more annoying is everyone saying its "inspirational" lmao. clearly just another layer of abuse/control she wanted to apply before Malcolm could finally escape. Anyone that has had any kind of abusive relationship can see this
like simpsons, i don't care for seasons 1 and 2. season 3 it comes into its own, malcolm is old enough to be the brat/snark and the teacher mr herkabee was good
There are some good episodes in the later seasons but they just frick the characters
>Malcom is now a gigantic butthole to everyone
>Lois is just a c**t, rather than being a reasonable c**t trying to wrangle crazy kids
>Hal is just wacky wildcard
>Reese's personality flipflops every episode from being smart but misunderstood to half moronic bully
>Dewey is there for when they need a b plot disconnected from everything else
>Francis gets his character development completely fricked up for no good reason
The worst part about the show is no one is EVER allowed to have anything good happen to them to the point it's borderline torturous how characters constantly get fricked over and just somewhat depressing. Very rarely do any of the characters get a "win"
Everyone get's Flanderized.
Particularly Lois gets written as a crab mentality c**t later on in the show when it was the furthest thing from her character.
MOMMY KINO
this is like anime, but not cringe.
But anime-esque situation are always 5× as cringe in live action, thats why there were all those weeb cringe comps in the late 2000's and early 2010's
Is that Jennifer Connelly?
It's a different israelite
I don't remember Malcom having 4 eyes
Spooky
aww you're just a lil baby
That is Ben Linus's waifu spirit animal daughteru
kino
KINO
>I TOLD YOU BOYS WE CAN'T AFFORD NEW UNDERWEAR FOR ANY OF YOU I SPENT 150$ ON POLAROID FILMS SO REESE WOULN'T JACK OFF TO BIKINI MAGAZINES
Do zoomers really think thats how much polaroids cost? Jesus
Please enlighten me then, boomer. How much did polaroids cost at the time?
>WAAAAAAAAA IM OLD
>cut to Reese jerking off and cumming louder than he ever has
between that and the episode where he falls in loves with and jacks off to his mom's high school diary...
What is wrong with this family?
This was a normal family pre internet
>This was a normal family pre internet
kek, you were raised on a dysfunctional family, that's why you are here.
me too, but at least i know it
Seeing this scene again, 15 years later, I wonder if it awakened anything in me
Oh god it's the origin of my 'bitchy milf' fetish
How to unintentionally give your son Oedipus Complex
Unintentionally?
Youre right. She wants to frick Reeese
It would be even more weird if one of his school friends was looking through them and ask why he had swapped all of their faces with his mom's.
How could he explain that?
What a horrifying concept. Youd be hearing Mother Fricker in the halls for the rest of your life
Reese doesn't have any friends
daily reminder frankie cucked jonah and didnt even care about either of them, absolute chad
https://www.sportskeeda.com/nascar/news-is-malcolm-middle-star-frankie-muniz-involved-jonah-hill-x-sarah-brady-controversy
When did it become cool to replace & with x? Also I doubt any of you will believe me but I cucked someone famous. If you guess right I will confirm.
x isn't &, its "versus", dipshit.
Not interested in stroking your ego
It's a moronic South American thing that zoomers have adopted because the media told them to.
reese get ipad
Malcolm was a depressing sitcom tbqh, all of the characters were constantly belligerent dicks to each other as basically their entire personalities.
welcome to planet earth homosexual
This. Francis c-plots were the only enjoyable parts of the show.
Meh, they had logical reasons for why they were all buttholes. I think the only character that didn't work was the mom. We are clearly supposed to feel bad for her because she is constantly trying to keep her family together while they do their best to frick everything up. But she just comes off as a total c**t.
There are times where she actively sabotaged the boys life because of her misunderstanding something. Her justification is it builds character. If the show comes back and subverts expectations, malcolm is a total loser who never did anything, reese super successful chef, dewey leaving the country doing illegal shit in some 3rd world shithole, francis being a multimillionaire ranch owner etc it will all have been for nothing.
Do you not have a family or something?
I grew up with a lot of siblings in a middle class household i think it made the show better for me.
I had no brothers. I liked the show, but i couldn't relate.
Them and sometimes The Simpson were the only film or TV family I could relate to on any level.
You obviously didn't grow up with big brothers lol.
Welcome to lower middle class families in middle America.
You think families are nice to each other? I treated my younger brother like shit, my older brother treated both of us like shit. My father constantly belittled us and whipped us when we disobeyed and my mother was a gambling addict but at the endnofbtge day we still loved each other and when the chips were down we were there for one another. Love is unconditional but Love is not nice
>Love is unconditional but Love is not nice
Is this why I feel an empty void when I tell my family I love them?
>You think families are nice to each other? I treated my younger brother like shit, my older brother treated both of us like shit. My father constantly belittled us and whipped us when we disobeyed and my mother was a gambling addict but at the endnofbtge day we still loved each other and when the chips were down we were there for one another. Love is unconditional but Love is not nice
post nose shlomo
You're moronic bro. I dislike israelites, but if you think all White families are perfect you're a delusional moron. Obviously not all are, but it's not Leave it to Beaver all of the time.
And that was more or less my family too
Life is unfair.
for me it was Francis' redskin wife
Fricking scab.
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The ass that saved Malcolm in the Middle
perfect facial expressions
Interracial & one of the kids is gay & another is fat n beautiful
The white-out really doesn't work. You're better off printing out an edited label.
This show was the essence of the 2000's.
I don't think a new show would work unless they keep it a limited series or just a special
Some shows are era specific, Malcolm is one of those, Its a show about the 2000s
What a fukkkin' bloomin' racialist!
Antisemite!
Where are the N_GGERS OF COLOUR! DIDN'T gaySTON DO A MOVIE GLORIFYING A COMMIE israelite WRITER SOMETHING PINKER(?) GETTING CENSORED IN THE BASED MCARTHY ERA?
Hal's friends were all black guys and richer than him. It was supposed to be a joke but today it would be done dead seriously.
Anybody got the webm of Malcolm's racist janitor cut out?
he's literally me
OI!
You have a loicence to write that script actor-man??
I like when Hal built zany gadgets
>Its the robot he built in S1 of Malcolm
Bravo Vince
WE KNOW HAL WE ALL REMEMBER
Good fricking luck convincing Frankie to do a show he has zero memory of. How can he be expected to remember chemistry when the entire cast are strangers to him lmao
I thought Frankie's brain got scrambled and he can't even remember the show?
He got he payout money in form of becoming a racing star for quiet.
Didn't Dewey get brutally molested during his time on the show? There's no way he'd come back. They'll recast him with Anthony Mackie or something
Would Frankie Muniz be casted? Didn't his brain injury from being a nascar driver made him lost his memory? Or have I been had it?
Quote taken completely out of context. Frankie Munez even was on a podcast debunking it. Basically it's like asking if someone remembers every single day of school they went to. He did have several concussions though.
I just read that their last name is Wilkerson. Is that something they added recently? Because I can't remember if their last name was ever mentioned in any episode.
Its from the pilot
Huh, didn't know that. Thx
Holy shit I thought their name was only revealed in the last episode
Nope. In the last episode, before Malcolm has that speech, he is being called by first name and after that there's some noise from the mic/speaker and you can't hear last name.
iirc francis job nametag is shown for a split second and you can see the wilkerson name
In the finale, it's Nolastname.
They could explain that away as him wearing someone else's name tag as part of a scheme. That would be consistent with the character.
>BOOOOOOOOOYS GET IN HERE I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICKS RIGHT. NOW!
I feel sorry for people who need NEW things constantly, i could watch Malcolm s1-S7 on loop forever and never need more
QRD on the Dewey situation?
He was a child in hollywood.
There was a post on reddit claiming that they were a child actor in a show that wasn't the biggest show ever, but probably most people who were young at the time remember (the timing lined up with Malcolm). The post claimed that one actor from the show was currently very famous for another role (this was posted while Breaking Bad was being made). The post claims they were constantly abused sexually while the show was made. Most people believe it's the actor who played Dewey.
HOWEVER he responded to comments and said "My show was not about three brothers" and "My show was not about four brothers." The post was locked because everyone was trying to figure out the identity of the poster. It's now deleted, but is archived if you want to look it up.
There is no proof that it was Dewey's actor or that the post was true.
Oh and the actor that went on to be famous for a different role also allegedly took part in the molestation, leading people to believe that Bryan Cranston is a pedophile who was never busted.
Didnt one of the kids from Home Improvement also fit the description?
Found the post, I was wrong about it being deleted. It was just locked. Some of the comments were deleted but there are sites where you can view deleted comments.
https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/4e8ogv/remorse_i_am_a_former_child_actor_coping_with_a/
>I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended.
I can't think of anything that Tim Allen would be more famous for that didn't come out while Home Improvement was airing. Home Improvement was 1991-1999. The Santa Clause came out in 1994 and Toy Story came out in 1995. It seems unlikely anyone would consider Tim Allen more famous for Last Man Standing over Home Improvement, Toy Story, and Santa Claus, but it's possible.
Coincidentally, googling Home Improvement showed that one of the son's actors was recently arrested for the third time.
https://abc6onyourside.com/news/entertainment/former-home-improvement-actor-zachery-ty-bryan-arrested-in-oregon-again-assault-robbery-misdemeanor-harassment-charge-domestic-violence-intervention-treatment-program-1990s-sitcom
Who knows, they may have very well been molested too. Tim Allen is a felon who masquerades as a family man. Wouldn't put rape past him.
At the end of the day there are plenty of shows it could have been. Also plenty of chance the story has inaccuracies either unintentional or intentional to hide his identity. Could have just been some bored kid somewhere. No way to ever really know.
The post for anyone who can't be bothered to check the link:
>[Remorse] I am a former child actor coping with a nasty heroin addiction
>I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my butthole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fricking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the frick would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our wieners in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show butthole.
wow, what a gay b***hing about getting his dick sucked
If my parents scammed me off what I would assume would be close to a million or a few hundreds of thousands of dollars, during the 1995 american economy on top of that, I would murder them in their sleep. End of story.
There are debunked as fake. A simple google search will lead you to his instagram. he's fine.
>There are debunked as fake.
Where's the debunking?
> A simple google search will lead you to his instagram. he's fine.
His Instagram has 12 posts and they're all very old photos.
Look at when they were uploaded, Sherlock.
Just because a man trafficked cocaine then tatted on his friends to avoid time doesn’t mean he’s a rapist.
It doesn't. I just said I wouldn't put it past him.
I can't because I don't have an Instagram account. I fail to see how having an Instagram debunks anything. I don't think the Reddit post is any kind of proof of anything. There's nothing confirming the post was made by Sullivan in the first place. The comments made saying his show wasn't about three brothers or four brothers point to it not being him, assuming the post was true at all. But the guy having an Instagram after years of not being on social media and not attending cast reunions is not a "debunking." The post claims the brothers were also molested, but the other brothers have attended cast reunions. That doesn't mean they weren't abused, but it doesn't necessarily point to them having traumatic memories of the show either.
Basically, I have no convincing reason to believe Per Sullivan was the poster. I personally won't believe anything until there's actual accusations from a confirmed accuser, not an anonymous profile. But to say something has been "debunked" when there is no sort of debunking at all is just silly.
he said the show isn't in reruns. home improvement and malcom in the middle were in constant reruns 7 years ago when that was posted
>home improvement and malcom in the middle were in constant reruns 7 years ago when that was posted
except they weren't
bullshit
https://www.city-data.com/forum/tv/2619684-what-happened-home-improvement-syndication.html
home improvment was on hallmark channel in 2016
and I don't think malcom in the middle has ever not been on tv
https://malcolminthemiddle.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Broadcasting_Channels#United_States
Home Improvement was being aired on TBS and Nick@Nite when I graduated high school in 2012. Don't know about Malcolm. Too lazy to look up if either are being aired on tv now, but I wouldn't be surprised if Home Improvement were still on TV Land or some shit. I know they're still airing reruns of Golden Girls because my Grandma watches that shit nonstop. Why not the others?
Anyways, we're all talking about this post as if the poster had everything he wrote fact-checked prior to posting. If the show were being rerun at all, the actor could have a biased view that it was being constantly watched even if it were on some niche channel. The show could have not been that popular with people under 35 at the time. The poster could have altered details about the show to conceal his identity. The poster could have been some rando making shit up for a brief moment of internet clout.
There's simply no way to know. It's a juicy piece of gossip and we all know that pedophiles are rampant. People think it's a Hollywood problem, but no. They are all around you. Pedophiles and rapists are in your schools, your offices, your churches, your police stations, your grocery stores, your neighborhood. Everywhere. The internet likes to pretend rape is just some myth made up by women who want to destroy men for no reason, but it's very, very, very real. No one wants to admit it's real because they think it will never happen to them or their kids. Until it does. And when it does, it's not the sleazy disgusting degenerate you imagine. It's the pretty, charismatic, well-liked and respected people who you struggle to accept could do such a thing. That's why rape- pedophilia in particular is so rampant. Rapists get away with it because they're the type of people no one wants to believe would rape anyone.
There's no reason to believe it was Sullivan. There's no reason to be surprised it it was.
Mike O'Malley raping the kids on yes, dear!
There's no evidence that Erik Per Sullivan is still alive. Even if he's off the grid now, Malcolm was such a massive show that he's bound to have been spotted in public at least a few times.
Which one is Dewey?
The guy here kinda looks like my cousin.
would
Which one is Dewey?
Is going to be really weird either way.
She cute
>
>Got muh bees
>Got muh backwoods country gurl waifu
>Got muh farmers market
>Got no parasites around me 24/7
>Going to spend Saturday hunting with their waifu, butcher the kill, have her cook dinner, and frick like rabbits.
He won.
Only a victim of childhood sexual abuse would settle for a girl this ugly.
options are limited in small towns. having an ugly girl who really loves you is better than no girl.
I'd love the frick out of an ugly girl. Honestly the only thing women can do to be unattractive is to be fat.
oh shit
She must be really nice.
>Remember [popular thing] from 20+ years ago?
>time for a reboot/remake/sequel/prequel please watch
Malcolm in the Shithole
Malcolm is actually Heisenburg episode
See? Having a dad present DOESN'T improve a kids behavior. Also Lois to blame for 100% of pregnancy because Hal would never rape her and she's the gatekeeper.
can't rape your wife Anon
>A stage production of actors based on a script from WGA is the basis for civilization
Learn to code
So it will mess it searches putting the new propaganda in top results
They made Phil a house in The Sopranos.
Dewey gets a rape
Someone post the evolution of the house
Please no. Why can't they let good series rest in peace.
Will they make Malcom a chud?
Hopefully he is the Trump of their universe.
$100 says they make dewey trans or some woke bullshit like that
They can't make one of the brothers a train, moron.
Reese’s actor is the one that got molested. He grew up gay, but I think he’s like a rich gay realtor, so I guess molestation isn’t always bad.
this show has too many mexican fans. so im not going to ever watch this shit
They need a plotline where Malcolm regrets not pursuing anything with Cynthia.
They need a plotline where Tania Raymonde slaps me and shoves my face into her pussy and it has nothing to do with Malcolm In The Middle.
>life is unfaaaaiiiiiir
Me on the right
Gay Pedophile shit
>dewey become trans
whoa
See
Dammit
Ayayay spicyyy
isn't francis in jail for raping a bunch of women?
No, that's his brother. The guy from That 70's Show.
I hope it begins with a black screen and the camera slowly pulls back and you're like what the frick is that then you realize it's Dewey's butthole and there's cum leaking out and hes like oh god my tight little butthole gets fricked everyday and then it cuts to the rest off the family having a delicious meal and laughing and joking and we never see or hear of Dewey again.
A movie could work but only if it's 1:1 in the shows original style and doesn't try to be something bigger than it is.
What are the chances of this not being shit if it actually happens?
YOU VILL GET YOUR PEENOR SUCKED BY BRYAN CRANSTON AND YOU WILL LOVE IT!
oh my god another shitty ass reboot 30 years later where everyone is old and out of touch and the writers are homosexual pieces of shit??????????
oh my god another shitty ass reboot 30 years later where everyone is old and out of touch and the writers are homosexual pieces of shit??????????
oh my god another shitty ass reboot 30 years later where everyone is old and out of touch and the writers are homosexual pieces of shit??????????
oh my god another shitty ass reboot 30 years later where everyone is old and out of touch and the writers are homosexual pieces of shit??????????
oh my god another shitty ass reboot 30 years later where everyone is old and out of touch and the writers are homosexual pieces of shit??????????
This is my favorite subplot in any episode:
>Dewey...just became... Pope
>white, semi-functional nuclear family
lol no chance this survives a reboot without multiple degrees of subversion
>semi-functional
the whole point of the show was that they were dysfuntional, how can you get this obvious fact that is directly spelled out to the audience so wrong?
I was waiting for this comment.
By modern standards of broken homes, rampant single motherhood and denigration of nuclear families in media it is functional. In fact it's admirable.
It’s going to be terrible
Cranston is a total shitlib
Guaranteed they make someone gay or have them date some shee-boon. I'm fricking POSITIVE of this.
>or have them date some shee-boon
Francis dated a black girl and married a Native American in the show.
>is this the man who sucked your wiener on set when you were only a child?
>Yes. No... Maybe? I-I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
Bryan Cranston's cum yummy cummy.