saving private ryan

why did they not make the boats to protect teh brave soldiers fighting for freedom? they were like fish in a barrel and now they are sleeping with the fishies. why didnt we support our troops?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    observe a top down visualization of the improved design (note this does not include a representation of an easily implemented steel roof cover)

    take note of the improved ease of access when leaving the boat and of the multiple exits in case one side is pinned down. if i cared about my men this is the boat i would build. i think ti says a lot about our army leaders that they did not make an effort to save the brave marines who died in the opening of saving private ryan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/itqCryo.png

      why did they not make the boats to protect teh brave soldiers fighting for freedom? they were like fish in a barrel and now they are sleeping with the fishies. why didnt we support our troops?

      What you really want to do is go and ask this on /k/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        alright I will

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does work. There was an MP on every boat and his job was to make sure the motherfrickers got off. This will just make them cower behind the shield.

      The strategy is to land as many dudes as possible to overwhelm the defense. Otherwise you wouldn’t frick with boats at all. It would just be half trained paratroopers being shat all over Europe.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t work. Frick Apple so hard with the moronic correction.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they would get off, but they would have two direcitosn to move and would be safe for a few seconds. one gun shooting at the boat would have to pick a side to shoot at so would get shot back at by the other door. its a non brainer. make a better argument idiot.

        good luck pushing that opening through the sand

        come on you could have it on a slight upward angle like a lambo door if necessary. the point is you can save men's lives with a simple adjustment, so why not do it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So just drive the boat in backwards or don’t open the hatch. It’s the same fricking thing.

          The point is not to minimize casualties. It’s to provide such overwhelming force that the defense crumbles and you can establish a beachhead.

          You are just living in this dreamland where D-day was something other than anglos and israelites trying to kill as many white males as possible. Frick you are lucky you even had a boat. I’m sure they would have been happy to just chuck them in the ocean.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i will take the high road an ignore your stupid anti-semitic garbage for the sake of continuing to dominate you in this argument.

            1. driving the boat backwards would put you at a disadvantage (slow/easy target and pointing the wrong way so the hatch opens in deep water)
            2. minimizing casualties helps win the war effort and reduces opposition to the war back home

            please try again if you can muster up a coherant argument against the boat design changes suggested

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      good luck pushing that opening through the sand

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they wanted to reduce the young white men population

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitload of black folks on the front. Canada did the same with the Quebeckers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah? what region?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was hitler’s plan

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause it was cheaper to send men to die than taking the second it took to make the adjustments.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they fly the boats in with eagles

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had to kill off all the Americans willing to die for their country to enact their changes.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dies for their great-grandchildren's state-enforced castrations

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Psssst, it wasn't as bad as Saving Private Ryan made it look.
    For one thing those mounted machine guns would melt if fire for that long.
    D-Day was a walk in the park and any soldier who claims it was heroic is a b***h boy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not really but every naval landing made in the Pacific was infinitely more grueling, Army is full of b***hes

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you should send your resume with this image attached to the fricking Pentagon, I'm sure they'll hire you right away

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cause the nazi troops were pumped up on amphetamines. Almost as much as the other troops.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That would prevent them to die
    They WANTED them to die
    That's literally how they won the beach
    Trow more bodies at the enemy than the amount of bullets they had

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      but they would also run out of bulits if they were spamming at the front of the boat and not into dudes tho. this does not make sense.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'd just shoot to each side, moron. Why would they shoot straight into a fricking armored boat?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you saying the germans had guns with two barrels that they could pre sight in to hit two different horizontal poinst of aim? it does not sound plausible.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It still increases the chance of survival by at least 50%

          also if the whole point was to make the enemy run out of bullets then reducing the chance a bullet hits multiple people is also prudent

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There aren’t machine gunners with effective range in proximity to do what you are suggesting. The pillboxes and whatnot are all 1000 yds+ up the beach. Anyone in no man’s land is getting fricked by artillery and the 500 other boats landing at the same time.

            Get off the fricking thing and establish a line of offense is the way better choice.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              are you saying the veterans lied about their experiences on the beachhead?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if they were spamming at the front of the boat...
        Why would they do that?
        Life isn't a videogame, moron

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did they not make the tanks to protect ze brave soldaten fighting for new world order? they were like fish in a barrel and now they are fried fish. why didnt we support our truppen?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler viewed white germans as expendable cannon fodder. Xe only cared about xis precious muslim allies.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you clicked my post twice lmao way to go you homosexual mass replyer

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they use iron shields coming out to protect themselves from bullets?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      example, use an iron dome that covers 50 soldiers inside, lift it and take a step, wait for the germans reload lift it again carry it and camp it again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        put tracks on the dome and let it drive on the beach while everybody hides inside

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's funny how hitler got ensnared by twice-removed israelites. if only he knew what they did to little boys.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hitler molested kids too so no problem

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was too foggy for the battleships to shell the costal fortifications but they went ahead with rest of the plan anyway.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol… too foggy to shoot a general area which is completely saturated with enemy targets.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) so let’s say you armor the boat, then what? You have machine gunners waiting for your guys to pop out from behind the armored front and kill them
    2) saving private Ryan was inaccurate, the Germans didn’t fire straight down onto the beaches, actually their bunkers looked a lot like your boats. They fired left and right down the beaches and the troops advancing took fire from their sides.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the gunners have to shoot two angles per boat now, this is somehow not better than them having to shoot one angle per boat
      moron!
      >the germans had sandcastles and were sooting from the beach parallel to the coast.
      no. read a history book tard

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Germans had enough machine gunners to shoot “2 angles” per boat.
        Also see pic rel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that means they had enough machine gunners to shoot two guns at one angle on the noob design single exit boats. no matter how you try to spin it, the design in OP is better, because you end up with half the number of guns shooting at the double exits.

          Why didn’t they just put giant magnets on the top of the boat to suck up all the bullets?

          the magnets should push away the bullets (like magneto) in the hit cinematic movies

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no matter how you try to spin it, the design in OP is better
            Except of course for the picture I posted which shows OPs boat won’t stop any fire coming from the actual (non-movie) firing positions.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              your picture shows no such thing. op made a point about roofs, and in your pic the gun could only hit the nearside exit of any given boat, leaving the other side a safe path for marines to save hte world.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t they just put giant magnets on the top of the boat to suck up all the bullets?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not have the soldiers wear big magnets at the end of poles above themselves?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would damage the magnet probably (projectiles going fast have a lot of energy)

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saving Private Ryan version of Normandy is a fantasy. Americans didn't land on the beach directly in the line of fire. They landed out of sight of the bunkers and then approached.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t they use paratroopers right behind the fortifications?

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