It was okay. I'm a long time fan but the reviewers are sucking it off with both hands. Nothing really sticks out as memorable besides maybe the eyeball trap which is in the first few minutes. The ending was fricking stupid and the post credit scene served the Hoffchads and brought back LE BATHROOM without doing anything else.
John sees cancer doc & learns he has months to live. Ducks & drinks water from fountain outside another patient's room. Chink janitor goes through bandaged/incapacitated patient's belongings. John sees this & imagines said trap scenario. Chink sees John gets scared & leaves belongings. John says good choice & both walk away.
>brought back LE BATHROOM
Really? They went back to the bathroom from the first movie AGAIN?
Their should be a Saw themed gay porno shot in there, where a bunch of straight guys are forced to frick each other or die.
NGL some hot chick tied up like this and being told she can either get horribly maimed or get fricked in the ass by a horse on live stream for everyone to see would be kino.
>quiet, youve remained silent your entire life, while people around you died because of it. Tonight, youll be ashamed of your lack of words and deeds. You must be violated by this horse or di- >wai-oh, it just went right i-oh christ its out your mout-the frick
>HELLO KYLE, I WANNA PLAY A GAME. FOR YEARS YOU'VE TAUNTED OTHER PLAYERS IN ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES - CALLING THEM gayS AND GARBAGE AND LAUGHING WHEN THEY GOT UPSET. NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPERIENCE THEIR PAIN AND SUFFERING. THE EXPLOSIVE COLLAR AROUND YOUR NECK WILL DETONATE IN FIVE MINUTES UNLESS YOU CAN CLIMAX ANALLYS USING THE VIBRATING DILDO IN FRONT OF YOU. WHO'S 'GAY' NOW, KYLE!? LIVE OR DIE, MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
I think that guy is assuming that because Saw X had some expo where they revealed the trailer and the Brain Surgery trap. At that expo, they showed RBT 2.0 and the Shotgun Collar.
Why did they let cecilia live anyways? Besides why she did to john she was also fricking up everyone during the games
I don't even get how Cecilia lives. The other dude's skin was fricking burning off, so what if she has a porthole to breathe while everyone else fricks off? I'm sure it's just some uncertainty to bring her and the black guy on as surprise apprentices if they make more movies.
It's just a vague look this ass hole is going to be tested too. You're not supposed to really think about how the trap operates or what his escape method is. They clearly hadn't thought of an escape method for the victim on the production side of things, narratively you're supposed to think it'll be like any other trap.
the first act was boring af
aside from the imagined eye trap it's just cancer treatment & dull dialogue
even the trap kills are broken up w/ cringe dialogue between John & Amanda
>Amanda, you have the HORRIFYING task of cutting open another man to get a key... truly chilling.
>Valentina. You've got 12 seconds to saw off your entire leg. And extra homework of sucking out your bone mar- TIME IS UP. Oh shit you did it... ok... uh.. you forgot to cite your sources. GOOD BYE.
John/Jigsaw has always been a bitter, psychopathic old frick who's completely full of himself. "Has never murdered anyone," my ass. Forcing Amanda to murder a completely random guy in the first movie alone already proves that to be bullshit.
John deserved the cancer. At least the chad Detective Hoffman didn't try to couch his murders in some bullshit dollar store philosophy.
I liked the concept of the main doctor b***h turning out to be a bigger psychopath than Jigsaw when given the opportunity, but that twist was so contrived
good movie but why did cecilia got the easiest trap of all??? Everyone one of them was >cut or break something from your body
while her was just >lol just put your head here and you live
She was the worst person of all of them
The trap was killing someone else to ensure your survival, like Amanda. But putting your head through a vent isn't nearly on the same level as having a time limit or your head explodes.
Yeah the final trap really depended on them going to get the money while the other trap was still going. What if they wanted to watch to ensure he’d died?
Yeah sure she did buddy, or the ending of this movie is contrived garbage because every Saw movie needs to end with haha Jigsaw planned every single thing to happen haha what an ebin twist, we haven't seen all 9 other movies end exactly the same way haha.
Eyeballs sucked out through tubes if you don't break all your fingers (this one turned out to just be in Jigsaw's imagination)
Cut off your own leg and suck enough marrow out of it
Do your own brain surgery and scoop out enough brain
Break your hand and foot to release yourself from chains before an x-ray machine burns you up
Getting waterboarded but with blood instead
Some poisonous gas got released and only one of the two villains could live so the woman killed her partner
Overall didn't seem as gory as a typical Saw movie except for the second spoiler, that was pretty gnarly. Shitty movie that I'd only recommend to hardcore fans of the series.
>Eyeballs
Realistically, the easiest to escape, but confusing and depends on the time given + mechanism time use >Cut off leg and suck marrow
That's fricking bullshit enough to survive >Brain surgery
This will literally leave you moronic and I don't see how someone without a medic license can do this >x-ray machine
I don't know if the test subjet has any means to break their foot and hand, other than that, hard but possible if you break your hand first and last your foot to escape >waterboarded
Fricking what?
I haven't watched this movie and god it doesnt feel worth the watch by what i'm reading here
Also where is the "learn to live through pain"
These traps feel more like just "Get pain or don't win"
Brain has a mask that closes in on his face if he doesn't do it on time. He actually gets some brain out but the meter doesn't go up in time. Leg gets decapitated if not done on time. She gets the leg off but not enough marrow by a few seconds. Waterboard lives because it's John who can predict everything and some little Mexican kid on it.
I liked the movie, but the concept of losing your game by a few seconds when you've gone through the pain kinda annoys me. The leg girl shouldn't have to wait to vacuum the marrow, the leg getting chopped off is the point.
Getting her leg chopped just not being enough to win was fricking moronic. She wouldnt have survived anyways since neither john or amanda could had done anything about the missing leg blood lose
They were gonna rush Gabriela to the hospital. I'm a long time Saw fan from the beginning, the second half of this movie was some real dumb shit but I think they would've taken Valentina to the hospital immediately.
I would have done it like this: >matteo is wheeled out >wakes up groggy >"matteo, your anaesthetic is wearing off. but you will need to summon all the conciousness you have for your next task" >[insert brain speech] >skull is already drilled, he just needs to open himself up like a Temple of Doom monkey and pull some out >he pulls some out, but drops it on the floor >he pulls more out, makes him a total moron >gets some in, but it's not enough
wallah
>wallah
You and the others who spell "voilà" like this should be put into unbeatable traps, right along with people who type "persay" instead of "per se."
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NGL some hot chick tied up like this and being told she can either get horribly maimed or get fricked in the ass by a horse on live stream for everyone to see would be kino.
Pretty sure getting fricked in the ass would at least lead to getting maimed, if not death. Google "Mr. Hands."
I hole-hartedly agree, it's mind bobbling how people like that have been erected on a pedal-stool, but then again it might be a blessing in the skies since people with proper spelling and grammar aren't taken for granite as often.
The people who are unwilling to learn and improve, those are the ones who I have zero taller ants for.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh you cheeky c**t. I bet you think your vary cleaver, butt your knot, sweaty.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not that anon but it's a doggy dog world out there
Honestly, while watching the film, I thought they were going to go down the line of Mateo pulling his brain out making him moronic and unable to finish the test. That would have been far more interesting/grissly than repeating the Close But No Cigar/Juuuuuust Out Of Time bit like Valentina's game.
Also, while we're on the subject. It's moronic to let Gabriella be killed by the Doctor b***h just to hoodwink them later. Even though her game was easy, she won and still died. Gay.
I don't think he expected the crazy b***h to kill her. I also don't think he imagined the kid to be involved, it was supposed to be him and Amanda in the trap
eh, the main villain is a le heckin ebil white blonde who sports a black coat, she overpowers her white husband, Kramer bonds with the little Mexican kid in the movie and, at the end, Amanda, little Gonzales and John walk off into the sunrise. That's all the pozz I could notice on my first watch last night
The claws at the bottom are supposed to get closer and closer to his chest and rip up his guts. Don't worry, they didn't put much thought into it either except putting the Hoff on screen.
The mexican kid had it coming >Hello, Carlos. Thoughout your life, all ten years of it, you thought abandoned buildings were a good playground. Today you will play a game in one such building.
Okay so I'm completely out of the loop but didn't the killer get killed in the third movie? How are there still so many of these? It wasn't a supernatural series
>It wasn't a supernatural series
It's funny that you say that, because the main mystery of Jigsaw is detectives trying to find out whether or not Jonn came back from the dead, culminating with him confronting the last two victims in person. It turns out the game and the investigation subplots happen ten years apart, the corpses that show up in the latter one are from a game that takes place offscreen and its gamemaster is the one player from the first game whose face we didn't see.
It's a horror franchise with a notoriously low budget, huge sales, and 10 installments that people are still hooked on almost 20 years later. Of course it's about the money. They could pump out yearly features of AI Tobin Bell telling people their dicks will explode in 20 seconds and I'd keep seeing it.
Jigsaw isn't mentioned at all, nor is Spiral but Jigsaw being unmentioned is far more damning as that's apparently John's first apprentice. Spiral is just a copycat killer set years after Saw 10.
It seems like the direction for the next one is set after X and is entirely based on Hoffman and Amanda going back at each other, or that’s what seems to be implied with all the buildup. Thoughts?
What would you guys want from a Saw 11? For me, it's... >Directed by Greutert again >John is running a game from his wheelchair after Saw II while on the run >He's helped by Amanda, Hoffmanator, and Logan
A reboot from the end of X. Keep John, Hoffman, Amanda, Gordon, and Logan around to work on even more ridiculous traps as a team. End every movie with a full blown cane and top hat dance number where all the victims get up and twirl canes along with the Jigsaw crew.
Fellow Hoffman chads, now is the time to DEMAND that Hoffman is brought back for the next Saw movie. >John Kramer is dead and Tobin Bell looks older than ever with one foot in the grave >Amanda Young is dead and Shawnee Smith is bogged beyond recognition >the secret apprentice from Jigsaw who everyone already forgot about so I don't know why I'm even mentioning him >Detective Hoffman never died on screen and Costas Mandylor is aging like fine wine
I still like the idea of Hoffman and Doctor Gordon antagonizing each other. What's Cary Elwes up to these days?
We certainly don't see him actually die. He's just locked in the bathroom. There's no reason the filmmakers can't bring him back.
We don't see him die, true. But he's locked in the bathroom by Gordon as vengeance for John's wife getting BTFO, so I don't see how he'd get out and continue to operate in parallel with Gordon?
Incidentally: The bathroom never gets cleaned up, when we see it in 3D it has Zepp, Adam and the secondary antagonist from 2 in it. And John and co never clean up after their games, but this guy from the end is also there now. Where'd his body go?
>I don't see how he'd get out
Considering these movies are full of unlikely stuff, the writers could come up with all kinds of scenarios for Hoffman escaping. Probably the most obvious one would be cops tracking Dr. Gordon while he brings Hoffman to the location. The cops enter the building and discover Hoffman. They arrest him, but he manages to escape somehow.
An interesting dynamic would be if Dr. Gordon also eludes the police when they try to catch him, so they try to provoke both him and Hoffman into baiting each other into a confrontation. Naturally this would blow up in the cops' faces.
Something I thought was strange was how in Saw 3D, there's no mention of Dr. Gordon's wife and daughter. Did he just go insane and leave them behind to work for John? Would be interesting if Hoffman kidnapped Gordon's daughter to get Gordon into a confrontation.
Shit, the people who make these movies should just pay me to come up with ideas for a new movie.
Enough for hoffman. He was already made a magical unbeatable villain to last several movies, he shouldn't have been able to so much and be invincible. He ded.
>no one knows he exists
He just pops up basically in public at the survivor support group in Saw 3D. The guy didn't just vanish. At some point he had to have gone home to see his wife and daughter. Doesn't matter how clever someone is, they can be tracked, even if they make it difficult. Cops would've been suspicious of Gordon disappearing and all of Jigsaw's traps that clearly indicated a certain level of medical knowledge. And don't forget, Gordon was even one of the early Jigsaw suspects, so it's not like he's unknown to the cops.
That's a fair point. I was just going off what we definitely know and have presented to us. And yeah there's never any mention of Gordon's family ever again, but I imagine he's just so fricking insane after chopping his foot off and being nursed back to health by a guy who says "it's for your own good".
Now that I think about it, why was Gordon even in the game in the first film anyway? Was it just that he was in a loveless marriage? Medical negligence is the angle for Jeff's wife in Saw 3 and the guy in 9.
>Now that I think about it, why was Gordon even in the game in the first film anyway?
No idea, really. Even in the first movie, many of John's chosen victims hadn't really done anything wrong. What did Zepp do to deserve being tested? Hell, Zepp's game put Gordon's wife and daughter's lives in jeopardy, and for what? What did they do to deserve being involved? John's just a psychopath who enjoys killing and maiming people.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're right, but normally there's some vague justification. Adam is in 1 because he spends more time watching other people than he does living his own life. The fatguy in the razor wire is a cutter and that guy covered in flammable gel is...pretending to be sick?
Gordon is just sort of there, as is Zepp. Zepp's been poisoned for some reason or other, can't really remember why.
That's a fair point. I was just going off what we definitely know and have presented to us. And yeah there's never any mention of Gordon's family ever again, but I imagine he's just so fricking insane after chopping his foot off and being nursed back to health by a guy who says "it's for your own good".
Now that I think about it, why was Gordon even in the game in the first film anyway? Was it just that he was in a loveless marriage? Medical negligence is the angle for Jeff's wife in Saw 3 and the guy in 9.
I think they said this movie takes place weeks after the first one, so you guys think Hoffmanator was stuck nursing Gordon back to health while John and Amanda were running around in Mexico?
>tfw filtered by the saw movies
I only just realized with this one that the traps are metaphors for chemotherapy/radiation treatment. How much are you willing to endure to save your life?
radiation therapy is not that bad. i have a relative treating prostate cancer and he's had 36 sessions of radiotherapy. the only side effects were a slight burn on the site of the radiation beam and incontinence (that stopped shortly after the end of the sessions)
chemo IS a fricking disaster for the body though
This might have been slightly less ridiculous if the contraption was spiral shaped itself and not just a box.
I have a soft spot for Saw's telenovella tier cinematography so it's kino in my book.
>Saw X is getting surprisingly great reviews
From whomst, "professional" paid shill reviews or user reviews?
Lionsgate took a note out of the Scream 5 and 6 book and realized they should start paying reviewers for good reviews. Saw X is a dumbed down movie that squashes any semblance of moral ambiguity to make it accessible to the moronic masses. The "praise" from normies are just people who went into Saw X with low expectations because it's the tenth Saw movie and walked out satisfied because it told a simple dumbed down story of Jigsaw getting revenge on cartoonishly evil people. The fans like it because it's a fresh new Saw movie with Amanda and John so it'll take a few months for the hype of a new Saw movie to wear off and for them to be able to look at the movie objectively.
I still can’t get over exactly how John and Co aren’t murders in the saw films? He literally kidnaps these people and sets them in traps as the victims are completely unconscious. Amanda literally kills the dude from the first film who got locked in the bathroom
At least he did something arguably bad (even if it really wasn't), that's nothing compared to this chick. Her entire crime is literally just trusting and loving her husband who lied to her.
At least he did something arguably bad (even if it really wasn't), that's nothing compared to this chick. Her entire crime is literally just trusting and loving her husband who lied to her.
This made me confused. Hoffman's subplot in the film was about his hunt for Jill. The writer was unrelated to it and it would make more sense if his game was designed by the victim support group, since they interacted with him and had a reason to be pissed off.
I heard Saw 3D was supposed to be two movies before they were told to wrap the story with just one, maybe they had planned doctor Gordon to feature more.
>I heard Saw 3D was supposed to be two movies before they were told to wrap the story with just one
Yeah they cut it to one movie after Saw 6 underperformed and from what I heard they had to rewrite the script for 3D like right before filming began.
this has to be the most bs trap in the whole series, and for what? Because the guy called in sick a couple of times?
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At least he did something arguably bad (even if it really wasn't), that's nothing compared to this chick. Her entire crime is literally just trusting and loving her husband who lied to her.
He was dead but they were still planned and designed in advance by John.
Like I said before
John/Jigsaw has always been a bitter, psychopathic old frick who's completely full of himself. "Has never murdered anyone," my ass. Forcing Amanda to murder a completely random guy in the first movie alone already proves that to be bullshit.
John deserved the cancer. At least the chad Detective Hoffman didn't try to couch his murders in some bullshit dollar store philosophy.
, John's just a psychopath that's depressed that this life didn't turn out the way he wanted it to, so he takes his frustration out on others by putting them in traps that almost nobody could hope to escape from, thereby murdering them.
And for what? Who's John to pass judgement on these people for their sins? Who is he to decide to play God and determine if they deserve to live? He's a pissy old narcissist with a shallow philosophy that he thinks gives him the high ground, as if he's better than anyone. He's not. He's just bitter that his wife miscarried and their relationship fell apart, so he kills people. He's no better than some pimply faced school shooter.
Meanwhile, Amanda is pretty much Woman Moment: The Character. Doomed from the start by her own selfishness and inability to be honest to herself or others. Also clearly has daddy issues. Actually a very well written when you think about it.
Two characters completed what they had to do but ran out of time before the scales tipped for them, Jigsaw will still say it isn't murder.
Also, why did that one guy beed to use a piece of brain tissue specifically? Wouldn't any body part work?
>Anon, ten years ago you drank a soda and threw the can at the recycling bin, however, you missed >I am now going to shatter your kneecaps with a sledgehammer
Wahlberg got out with no problems
the absolute unit that is Hoffman with all his grit ingenuity intelligence strength of will is definitely not being stopped by a chain put on by albino homosexual doctor
I think I only bothered to watch Saw 1-3 like 15 years ago or whenever they came out originally. My zoomer gf loves these movies and has seen all of them though. If I go see Saw X with her, will I be completely out of the loop on some overarching plot?
Not addressed one way or the other, except for one possible Easter egg, though it might be a reach: in Jigsaw, there's a cringy moment where a character goes "Jig-fricking-saw", and they do that same line here
I really enjoyed this one. It's still a goofy movie on its own, but was pretty great for a saw film. It took absolutely way too long to get to the main game though. I get there was a lot that needed to be set up, but they NEEDED to trim that shit down, or at least add another mini trap in there somewhere.
Seeing the details of Kramer and Amanda working together and setting everything up we normally never get much on that, although maybe for good reason as it did add to the beginning dragging on.
Ending with Kramer in his own trap and actually have one thing not go to plan was kino though. Post-credits was kino. I really hope they can keep pumping these out before Bell can't do it no more.
Haven't seen it unless someone has a leaked version somewhere because I am eurotrash, but I want to share this anyway. It's a real setup for a real surgery but it looks like some saw shit.
Hello anon. I want to play a game. You're a lazy, gluttonous fool who refuses to get a job while living in your mother's basement. You lack the drive to move ahead in life. Today, we'll see if you can discover the will to find employment.
Before you are 50 job applications and a pen. You must fill out all of them within 3 minutes, or the explosive suppository I've inserted into your colon through your anus will detonate.
What will it be, anon? Live or die. Make your choice.
Hello anon. I want to play a game. You're a lazy, gluttonous fool who refuses to get a job while living in your mother's basement. You lack the drive to move ahead in life. Today, we'll see if you can discover the will to find employment.
Before you are 50 job applications and a pen. You must fill out all of them within 3 minutes, or the explosive suppository I've inserted into your colon through your anus will detonate.
What will it be, anon? Live or die. Make your choice.
This film had a weird thing where everyone survived their actual traps but two failed some arbitrary condition despite going through all the pain. I thought that'd be addressed but it never was, Mr Jig just shrugs it off that this woman just severed her leg but couldn't vacuum out the marrow fast enough? Or that this guy probably just made himself mentally moronic, but didn't press a switch quick enough so he gets killed?
I kept thinking Amanda would try and express sympathy or something?? Or that she'd argue with John that the Doctor still deserves to die (setting up her whole failure in 2/3 as an apprentice) despite her winning her game? And instead she skips off with John and Carlos in to the piss-filtered sunset?
Saw 11 should be set between some of the early movies so we can have John, Amanda, and Mark as a full team. They've only shared one scene together in the franchise so far
>break your 5 fingers or i'm gonna suck out your eyeballs, you have 60s >doesn't even have to do it himself >breaks three and keeps screaming for the rest of the time
god, i forgot how moronic these movies and most of the traps and people in them are
People will never accept it, but Saw is one of the most consistently decent horror franchises with more than 3 sequels.
Not only that, it may be the only one that manages to carry a (fairly) coherent story throughout all of the movies.
I'm not calling them high art or anything, but they're fun. As a franchise it is way better than Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween.
>we could have had seven films with just more tobin bell instead of killing him and then bringing him back in flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks
>sawkeks think they're gonnna get saw 11 because this is doing well
Illuminatibros, I don't have the heart to tell them, someone break it to these morons...
The inevitable reboot as a childrens cartoon show, lets hash it out. Outlines simple, some kid suffering from cooties kidnaps other kids for petty crimes >johnny, for months youve stuck gum to the bottom of desks, but now, you must stick it to the roof of your mouth >attached to your skull via surgery is the wet willyinator 5000
Another thing in that scene is that John gives a number with a 412 area code. Is he from Pittsburgh? The movies vaugely take place in Jersey but he could've moved.
>in one week: CAM >in two weeks: HD CAM >in three weeks: TELESYNC >in four weeks: HD TELESYNC >in five weeks: DVDRIP VOSTFR >in six weeks HDRIP russian guy dubover >in seven weeks HDRIP korean hardcoded sub >in eight weeks YIFY 1080p
When the guy in the brain surgery trap ran out of time and started screaming when he saw the masks start glowing was kino, actually felt his terror before the mask slammed shut.
The fanbase are really burying their head in the sand and huffing the copium hard to ignore how moronic this ending was. "Oh, John planned for them to put him into the bloodboarding trap, wow, this is so smart, what an amazing movie, 10/10, best Saw sequel ever". >wont even dare mention the absolute moronic nonsense with the con artist couple having to put them into a trap in the first place or being in the room at the same time when they grab the money to trigger the trap
They had a pretty damn good movie here and pissed it all away on an overly convoluted ending.
I feel like a b***h but I can never fully sit through these movies without looking away or closing my eyes. god damn some of the scenes are body horror that just makes you clamp up and cringe
Yes he did. It was right before Hoffman shows up to the shit room with a stereo and starts blasting get jiggy with it. Then all the dead corpses get up and start dancing alongside Kramer and Hoffman
So Jigsaw records each trap as for evidence of his technical innocence (which I absolutely think he’s guilty no matter what bullshit this movie tells you) what would happen if a victim repeatedly said “I do not consent to this game, anything that happens to me is muder”
I just rewatched Saw VI and I realized the risky cancer treatment John briefly talked about with Easton the Insurance guy is what leads to this movie.
KINO
not having seen any trailers or anything for this movie, I assumed this trap based off the posters was going to fill his eyes with acid
wish it would have sucked out his brains too but it was nice for a daydream trap
also i liked how the movie was structured/ the build up to the gore
Was it the ending to the series? Or did they leave room for more?
pure schlock fan service
just Saw meXican edition
John, Amanda & Carlos walk off into the sunrise embracing one another
after credit scene is Jigsaw & Detective w/ a trapped victim that baited John
It was okay. I'm a long time fan but the reviewers are sucking it off with both hands. Nothing really sticks out as memorable besides maybe the eyeball trap which is in the first few minutes. The ending was fricking stupid and the post credit scene served the Hoffchads and brought back LE BATHROOM without doing anything else.
eyeball trap did not even happen too. was just imagined
fricking trash
Are you shitting us?
John sees cancer doc & learns he has months to live. Ducks & drinks water from fountain outside another patient's room. Chink janitor goes through bandaged/incapacitated patient's belongings. John sees this & imagines said trap scenario. Chink sees John gets scared & leaves belongings. John says good choice & both walk away.
That scene was great, you're just a homosexual.
>brought back LE BATHROOM
Really? They went back to the bathroom from the first movie AGAIN?
Their should be a Saw themed gay porno shot in there, where a bunch of straight guys are forced to frick each other or die.
Call it SAWHORSE
NGL some hot chick tied up like this and being told she can either get horribly maimed or get fricked in the ass by a horse on live stream for everyone to see would be kino.
>quiet, youve remained silent your entire life, while people around you died because of it. Tonight, youll be ashamed of your lack of words and deeds. You must be violated by this horse or di-
>wai-oh, it just went right i-oh christ its out your mout-the frick
>HELLO KYLE, I WANNA PLAY A GAME. FOR YEARS YOU'VE TAUNTED OTHER PLAYERS IN ONLINE MULTIPLAYER GAMES - CALLING THEM gayS AND GARBAGE AND LAUGHING WHEN THEY GOT UPSET. NOW YOU WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPERIENCE THEIR PAIN AND SUFFERING. THE EXPLOSIVE COLLAR AROUND YOUR NECK WILL DETONATE IN FIVE MINUTES UNLESS YOU CAN CLIMAX ANALLYS USING THE VIBRATING DILDO IN FRONT OF YOU. WHO'S 'GAY' NOW, KYLE!? LIVE OR DIE, MAKE YOUR CHOICE.
Ah, it was just a final destination 5 rip off … imagine ripping off that movie
I cant think of any of the supposed "unanswered questions" that it ended up answering
hoffman and amanda knew of each other the whole time, i guess?
We always knew that since saw VI
Seems like there were scenes cut, the shotgun collar and RBT2.0 were supposed to make an appearance.
How do you know this? Anons claiming to be insiders?
I think that guy is assuming that because Saw X had some expo where they revealed the trailer and the Brain Surgery trap. At that expo, they showed RBT 2.0 and the Shotgun Collar.
Does he kill lots of Black folk, like that Black person in the poster?
If lots of Black folk are tortured, and killed, I know I'd like it.
just mexicans & 2 euros
only one Black person, but yeah everyone except main doctor b***h dies
Huh? The pipe bombs guy and Gabriela survived too
oh yeah pipe bomb guy lives, gabriela got her neck snapped
the euro lady killed Gab
movie poster is a thieving chink
I don't even get how Cecilia lives. The other dude's skin was fricking burning off, so what if she has a porthole to breathe while everyone else fricks off? I'm sure it's just some uncertainty to bring her and the black guy on as surprise apprentices if they make more movies.
>the black guy
He's dead.
Why did they let cecilia live anyways? Besides why she did to john she was also fricking up everyone during the games
cause they dont heckin kill
her body is prob scarred/blisted up from the bio gas
To give them a villain for a sequel.
Which was the most brutal trap???
All were pretty horrific other than Gabriella. Leg trap was probably the most gruesome imo.
prob the brain surgery trap
but the actor was complete shit
The one where the b***h has to cut off her leg and suck the bone marrow out through a straw, then the blonde one cuts her guts out to retrieve a cart.
Obviously the pretzel trap on the hintrun nog
Aztec toaster
I am confused about the after credits scene
They just start the trap without any indications or something with both of the watching
???? Its really out of place specially coming from John
Like, was the guy supposed to just die or do anything??
It's just a vague look this ass hole is going to be tested too. You're not supposed to really think about how the trap operates or what his escape method is. They clearly hadn't thought of an escape method for the victim on the production side of things, narratively you're supposed to think it'll be like any other trap.
Did you grab the popc anon?
Yes
Weren't they sold out after the initial run offered by Cinemark?
the movie was kind of moronic but at least it wasn’t boring
the first act was boring af
aside from the imagined eye trap it's just cancer treatment & dull dialogue
even the trap kills are broken up w/ cringe dialogue between John & Amanda
You've described saw
What was the point of the regulator valve that Kramer brought out with the TV? Was it a reference to something?
its a setup for the sequel 🙂
am I the only one that sees a big lipped Black in the thumbnail?
>Amanda, you have the HORRIFYING task of cutting open another man to get a key... truly chilling.
>Valentina. You've got 12 seconds to saw off your entire leg. And extra homework of sucking out your bone mar- TIME IS UP. Oh shit you did it... ok... uh.. you forgot to cite your sources. GOOD BYE.
John/Jigsaw has always been a bitter, psychopathic old frick who's completely full of himself. "Has never murdered anyone," my ass. Forcing Amanda to murder a completely random guy in the first movie alone already proves that to be bullshit.
John deserved the cancer. At least the chad Detective Hoffman didn't try to couch his murders in some bullshit dollar store philosophy.
at first I was down on Hoffman, but seeing him murder blitzkrieg the entire police force in 3D was really funny.
Did they ever confirm if he died in the bathroom? I miss Can’t off the Hoff.
They could 100% bring him back if they wanted to. It's not like Carey Elwes would come back (not that I'd want him to)
yeah jigsaw was basically using the same logic charles manson was using to justify his innocence
valentina trap was too cruel tbh, cutting her leg was brutal already
Same with Mateo. it was unrealistic to ask of someone, and unrealistic that they almost did it.
ALL THE hispanics DESERVED A GRUESOME DEATH FOR BEING BROWN.
jej
Was it scary?
very. In a good way
I liked the concept of the main doctor b***h turning out to be a bigger psychopath than Jigsaw when given the opportunity, but that twist was so contrived
good movie but why did cecilia got the easiest trap of all??? Everyone one of them was
>cut or break something from your body
while her was just
>lol just put your head here and you live
She was the worst person of all of them
WHY
The trap was killing someone else to ensure your survival, like Amanda. But putting your head through a vent isn't nearly on the same level as having a time limit or your head explodes.
what if dude bro didn't show up or didn't go upstairs
Yeah the final trap really depended on them going to get the money while the other trap was still going. What if they wanted to watch to ensure he’d died?
They gun had no bullets and john/amanda probably had a plan B
Yeah sure she did buddy, or the ending of this movie is contrived garbage because every Saw movie needs to end with haha Jigsaw planned every single thing to happen haha what an ebin twist, we haven't seen all 9 other movies end exactly the same way haha.
Yeah, and it's fricking kino. Mald, homosexual.
>the gun had no bullets
so? I didn't mean they'd shoot Kramer, just that they'd want to make sure he was dead before they went to get the money.
maybe.
If that were the case I'm sure John or Amanda would've said something about the money being upstairs
John even has a line about how she'll wish she'd died easily, I was expecting something really nasty. Especially after the leg and the brain traps
this movie was like the mgsv of saw but hey i liked both
MGSV is the greatest game of all time so i don’t see how that’s a problem
I loved it. It hit all of the emotional beats too
What were the traps?
Eyeballs sucked out through tubes if you don't break all your fingers (this one turned out to just be in Jigsaw's imagination)
Cut off your own leg and suck enough marrow out of it
Do your own brain surgery and scoop out enough brain
Break your hand and foot to release yourself from chains before an x-ray machine burns you up
Getting waterboarded but with blood instead
Some poisonous gas got released and only one of the two villains could live so the woman killed her partner
Overall didn't seem as gory as a typical Saw movie except for the second spoiler, that was pretty gnarly. Shitty movie that I'd only recommend to hardcore fans of the series.
You forgot
Use the scalpels duct-taped over your hands to cut out chunks of flesh to dislodge bombs stitched into your arms
He also forgot
Sitting through the movie without falling asleep
Ah yeah, I knew I was forgetting one. I had to take a piss during the end of that trap. Did he survive or did his arms just explode?
Kek
He survived!
Humanize Jigsaw to an extent to set up the JigCU.
>Eyeballs
Realistically, the easiest to escape, but confusing and depends on the time given + mechanism time use
>Cut off leg and suck marrow
That's fricking bullshit enough to survive
>Brain surgery
This will literally leave you moronic and I don't see how someone without a medic license can do this
>x-ray machine
I don't know if the test subjet has any means to break their foot and hand, other than that, hard but possible if you break your hand first and last your foot to escape
>waterboarded
Fricking what?
I haven't watched this movie and god it doesnt feel worth the watch by what i'm reading here
Also where is the "learn to live through pain"
These traps feel more like just "Get pain or don't win"
How does Brain, Leg and waterboard dies? I imagine brain gets eletrocuted to death if time runs out but what about the others?
Brain has a mask that closes in on his face if he doesn't do it on time. He actually gets some brain out but the meter doesn't go up in time. Leg gets decapitated if not done on time. She gets the leg off but not enough marrow by a few seconds. Waterboard lives because it's John who can predict everything and some little Mexican kid on it.
Lady gets hed cut off by surgical saw.
Guy's head gets cooked in a miniature oven.
>Some poisonous gas got released
They owe Jerma royalties
I preferred baker mc
HOFFCHADS HE’S BACK
WE EATIN TONIGHT
GETTIN JIGGY WITH IT (GAGAGAGA GAME OVER)
IMAGINE IF I CRUSHED YOUR SKULL WITH A FRICKING HAMMER WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST THE BEST
>Carlos willing getting blood boarded to save John
it was really sweet. good kid.
I liked the movie, but the concept of losing your game by a few seconds when you've gone through the pain kinda annoys me. The leg girl shouldn't have to wait to vacuum the marrow, the leg getting chopped off is the point.
Getting her leg chopped just not being enough to win was fricking moronic. She wouldnt have survived anyways since neither john or amanda could had done anything about the missing leg blood lose
They were gonna rush Gabriela to the hospital. I'm a long time Saw fan from the beginning, the second half of this movie was some real dumb shit but I think they would've taken Valentina to the hospital immediately.
Also not only having to cut off your own skull, but pull your brain out?!? Come the frick on. Nobody could do that, and the dude almost did.
Mateo was a moron. He wasted an ENTIRE MINUTE before even starting to cut his skull open. moron would've won if he didn't be a little b***h.
I would have done it like this:
>matteo is wheeled out
>wakes up groggy
>"matteo, your anaesthetic is wearing off. but you will need to summon all the conciousness you have for your next task"
>[insert brain speech]
>skull is already drilled, he just needs to open himself up like a Temple of Doom monkey and pull some out
>he pulls some out, but drops it on the floor
>he pulls more out, makes him a total moron
>gets some in, but it's not enough
wallah
>wallah
You and the others who spell "voilà" like this should be put into unbeatable traps, right along with people who type "persay" instead of "per se."
Pretty sure getting fricked in the ass would at least lead to getting maimed, if not death. Google "Mr. Hands."
A full size horse yeah but frick it its a movie just her get railed by a horse and her ass gets wrecked.
How many people do that? Say "wallah" and "persay"? What is your guesstimate?
Kek. I honestly can't remember how long I've been baiting people with wallah. 5 years at least.
I hole-hartedly agree, it's mind bobbling how people like that have been erected on a pedal-stool, but then again it might be a blessing in the skies since people with proper spelling and grammar aren't taken for granite as often.
The people who are unwilling to learn and improve, those are the ones who I have zero taller ants for.
Oh you cheeky c**t. I bet you think your vary cleaver, butt your knot, sweaty.
Not that anon but it's a doggy dog world out there
Honestly, while watching the film, I thought they were going to go down the line of Mateo pulling his brain out making him moronic and unable to finish the test. That would have been far more interesting/grissly than repeating the Close But No Cigar/Juuuuuust Out Of Time bit like Valentina's game.
Also, while we're on the subject. It's moronic to let Gabriella be killed by the Doctor b***h just to hoodwink them later. Even though her game was easy, she won and still died. Gay.
I don't think he expected the crazy b***h to kill her. I also don't think he imagined the kid to be involved, it was supposed to be him and Amanda in the trap
True actually, almost everyone commited the necessary self-mutilation and they all died anyway
It's a metaphor for the ticking clock John still has because they lied
>a cribs parody in 2023
ParkingGarageC
AS EASY AS CHOPPING OFF YOUR FRICKING FEET AND LEAVING YOU FOR DEAD IN THE HIGHWAY
They know their audience is millennials.
What are the odds that the taxi driver becomes a Jigsaw apprentice?
They've clearly left that open as a possibility, along with lady doctor coming back as a villain
Yeah. That's a real possibility.
Is it moronic and gay and I don't mean it has blacks and women in it but is it like
>white man bad
Just wondering.
eh, the main villain is a le heckin ebil white blonde who sports a black coat, she overpowers her white husband, Kramer bonds with the little Mexican kid in the movie and, at the end, Amanda, little Gonzales and John walk off into the sunrise. That's all the pozz I could notice on my first watch last night
I hope your life improves
GO DILATE REDDIT troony
>GO Something Something Something
Go what?
I don't speak buzzword, so repeat what you said but with more creativity.
>calls someone reddit
>uses reddit meme
Oh great, another X-Men movie.
Why does Cyclops do this in every single piece of media he's in?
hoffman chads
how does he have so much age?
It's been 20 years, bro. The real miracle is that Tobin Bell can still walk around. Where's the cam and is the quality any good?
Does this confirm both are still alive?
Yes, they are both alive between Saw 1 and Saw 2.
he really did look great.
Shawnee on the other hand... was kind of 50/50. Some shots the camera was kind, others not so much.
She looked Madonna levels of bogged in some shots, it was really weird.
I liked when Shawnee looked like the cool aunt that walked around in a bikini and gives you your first sip of beer at the family rodeo
Even with the leaks I still can’t figure out how this one is actually suppose to function.
>That fricking camera spin
Lmao. What were they thinking?
The claws at the bottom are supposed to get closer and closer to his chest and rip up his guts. Don't worry, they didn't put much thought into it either except putting the Hoff on screen.
The guy faked a scar on his belly, so he is getting a real scar.
How is he even hotter
He now looks like Hannibal Lecter
That sure is an evocative shot.
The mexican kid had it coming
>Hello, Carlos. Thoughout your life, all ten years of it, you thought abandoned buildings were a good playground. Today you will play a game in one such building.
Okay so I'm completely out of the loop but didn't the killer get killed in the third movie? How are there still so many of these? It wasn't a supernatural series
Yes. The new movie takes place between 1 and 2 and the sequels after 3 involve new apprentices or timeline frickery to sprinkle him in for fanservice.
>It wasn't a supernatural series
It's funny that you say that, because the main mystery of Jigsaw is detectives trying to find out whether or not Jonn came back from the dead, culminating with him confronting the last two victims in person. It turns out the game and the investigation subplots happen ten years apart, the corpses that show up in the latter one are from a game that takes place offscreen and its gamemaster is the one player from the first game whose face we didn't see.
So long as they keep making money, I guess?
It's a horror franchise with a notoriously low budget, huge sales, and 10 installments that people are still hooked on almost 20 years later. Of course it's about the money. They could pump out yearly features of AI Tobin Bell telling people their dicks will explode in 20 seconds and I'd keep seeing it.
The final shot of this movie gave this a run for it's money. What the frick was Kevin thinking.
Walked out of the cinema right then and there
>he missed the hoffening
I cant wait until the webrip comes out so I can make a webm of it. The shitposting will be legendary.
Nothing will be as shitty as potass crap. Nothing.
So is the movie Jigsaw just forgotten now or is it canon?
And what of good Spiral?
Jigsaw isn't mentioned at all, nor is Spiral but Jigsaw being unmentioned is far more damning as that's apparently John's first apprentice. Spiral is just a copycat killer set years after Saw 10.
It seems like the direction for the next one is set after X and is entirely based on Hoffman and Amanda going back at each other, or that’s what seems to be implied with all the buildup. Thoughts?
>or that’s what seems to be implied with all the buildup.
What build up? Literally nothing of the sorts was implied.
I think they're actually gonna go whole hog and do a crossover with other iconic horror franchises.
Saw meets... Hellraiser? Evil Dead? Will A24 make it? Saw needs less blood and more dramatic slowburns
>Saw X
>Fast X
>Dominic Toretto, I'd like to play a game...
What would you guys want from a Saw 11? For me, it's...
>Directed by Greutert again
>John is running a game from his wheelchair after Saw II while on the run
>He's helped by Amanda, Hoffmanator, and Logan
A reboot from the end of X. Keep John, Hoffman, Amanda, Gordon, and Logan around to work on even more ridiculous traps as a team. End every movie with a full blown cane and top hat dance number where all the victims get up and twirl canes along with the Jigsaw crew.
>Jackass 2 ending but jigsaw themed
Kino
IS HOFFMAN ALIVE AT THE END OF SAW 3D
Fellow Hoffman chads, now is the time to DEMAND that Hoffman is brought back for the next Saw movie.
>John Kramer is dead and Tobin Bell looks older than ever with one foot in the grave
>Amanda Young is dead and Shawnee Smith is bogged beyond recognition
>the secret apprentice from Jigsaw who everyone already forgot about so I don't know why I'm even mentioning him
>Detective Hoffman never died on screen and Costas Mandylor is aging like fine wine
I still like the idea of Hoffman and Doctor Gordon antagonizing each other. What's Cary Elwes up to these days?
We certainly don't see him actually die. He's just locked in the bathroom. There's no reason the filmmakers can't bring him back.
the new JigC
That's a PopC, isn't it?
no it's just a head
not PopC
Wow the quality of the promotional merchandise is so high you could easily be confused.
true.
i actually want this one but its a bit pricey.
whats the worst popcorn container to cut a hole into and put your dick up through
We don't see him die, true. But he's locked in the bathroom by Gordon as vengeance for John's wife getting BTFO, so I don't see how he'd get out and continue to operate in parallel with Gordon?
Incidentally: The bathroom never gets cleaned up, when we see it in 3D it has Zepp, Adam and the secondary antagonist from 2 in it. And John and co never clean up after their games, but this guy from the end is also there now. Where'd his body go?
>I don't see how he'd get out
Considering these movies are full of unlikely stuff, the writers could come up with all kinds of scenarios for Hoffman escaping. Probably the most obvious one would be cops tracking Dr. Gordon while he brings Hoffman to the location. The cops enter the building and discover Hoffman. They arrest him, but he manages to escape somehow.
An interesting dynamic would be if Dr. Gordon also eludes the police when they try to catch him, so they try to provoke both him and Hoffman into baiting each other into a confrontation. Naturally this would blow up in the cops' faces.
Something I thought was strange was how in Saw 3D, there's no mention of Dr. Gordon's wife and daughter. Did he just go insane and leave them behind to work for John? Would be interesting if Hoffman kidnapped Gordon's daughter to get Gordon into a confrontation.
Shit, the people who make these movies should just pay me to come up with ideas for a new movie.
Enough for hoffman. He was already made a magical unbeatable villain to last several movies, he shouldn't have been able to so much and be invincible. He ded.
why would the cops be looking for gordon, no one knows he exists. its not even clear that hoffman knew of him
>no one knows he exists
He just pops up basically in public at the survivor support group in Saw 3D. The guy didn't just vanish. At some point he had to have gone home to see his wife and daughter. Doesn't matter how clever someone is, they can be tracked, even if they make it difficult. Cops would've been suspicious of Gordon disappearing and all of Jigsaw's traps that clearly indicated a certain level of medical knowledge. And don't forget, Gordon was even one of the early Jigsaw suspects, so it's not like he's unknown to the cops.
>Now that I think about it, why was Gordon even in the game in the first film anyway?
No idea, really. Even in the first movie, many of John's chosen victims hadn't really done anything wrong. What did Zepp do to deserve being tested? Hell, Zepp's game put Gordon's wife and daughter's lives in jeopardy, and for what? What did they do to deserve being involved? John's just a psychopath who enjoys killing and maiming people.
You're right, but normally there's some vague justification. Adam is in 1 because he spends more time watching other people than he does living his own life. The fatguy in the razor wire is a cutter and that guy covered in flammable gel is...pretending to be sick?
Gordon is just sort of there, as is Zepp. Zepp's been poisoned for some reason or other, can't really remember why.
That's a fair point. I was just going off what we definitely know and have presented to us. And yeah there's never any mention of Gordon's family ever again, but I imagine he's just so fricking insane after chopping his foot off and being nursed back to health by a guy who says "it's for your own good".
Now that I think about it, why was Gordon even in the game in the first film anyway? Was it just that he was in a loveless marriage? Medical negligence is the angle for Jeff's wife in Saw 3 and the guy in 9.
I think they said this movie takes place weeks after the first one, so you guys think Hoffmanator was stuck nursing Gordon back to health while John and Amanda were running around in Mexico?
Nice to see torture porn back on the menu.
I prefer Hostel and Hostel 2, but they don’t make em like that anymore
Jigsaw vs Jigsaw. Johns copycats fighting each other.
>tfw filtered by the saw movies
I only just realized with this one that the traps are metaphors for chemotherapy/radiation treatment. How much are you willing to endure to save your life?
radiation therapy is not that bad. i have a relative treating prostate cancer and he's had 36 sessions of radiotherapy. the only side effects were a slight burn on the site of the radiation beam and incontinence (that stopped shortly after the end of the sessions)
chemo IS a fricking disaster for the body though
>this is the actual ending of a movie
I want to corner Kevin Greutert and force him to explain why he ended the movie with this.
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's a spiral...........
And it looks fricking moronic.
YOU TURN ME ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
JigC comes full circle and people still complain about it. Don't care. I'm ready for the expanded cinematic universe.
Adam sitting.
Zepp lying.
Xavier is still alive at this point, and there is no extra body when he gets there. Doesn't add up. Did this guy live?
They probably just took him down after the game
okay this is actually based in a camp kind of way
jesus chirst
>movie ends with a buck breaking scene
Saw for zoomers
here's the kino I was telling you about
absolute kino
This might have been slightly less ridiculous if the contraption was spiral shaped itself and not just a box.
I have a soft spot for Saw's telenovella tier cinematography so it's kino in my book.
holy fricking kino
The camera movement (Not only in this scene, but throughout) was nostalgic.
cool plagiarism bro
So did cecilia die or they just leave here there? They could easily use her again for another movie if she is still alive
should I see Saw X if I love the original but hate all of the sequels? Saw X is getting surprisingly great reviews and I'm curious
>Saw X is getting surprisingly great reviews
From whomst, "professional" paid shill reviews or user reviews?
both from what it sounds like
Lionsgate took a note out of the Scream 5 and 6 book and realized they should start paying reviewers for good reviews. Saw X is a dumbed down movie that squashes any semblance of moral ambiguity to make it accessible to the moronic masses. The "praise" from normies are just people who went into Saw X with low expectations because it's the tenth Saw movie and walked out satisfied because it told a simple dumbed down story of Jigsaw getting revenge on cartoonishly evil people. The fans like it because it's a fresh new Saw movie with Amanda and John so it'll take a few months for the hype of a new Saw movie to wear off and for them to be able to look at the movie objectively.
it’s not as good as the first movie but it’s a lot better than Saw 4 and all the ones that came after
How much do you think Amanda had to pay in luggage fees to get both Billy and the tricycle down to Mexico?
>literally has a mode of locomotion
>thinks she paid luggage fees
lmao
>played pro soccer
>is the GOAT apprentice
Is there ANYTHING HoffGOD can't do?
get a real job
Was already a handsome detective/lieutenant, try harder
i said a real job
Scamming and bootlicking doesn't count.
Exactly.
I still can’t get over exactly how John and Co aren’t murders in the saw films? He literally kidnaps these people and sets them in traps as the victims are completely unconscious. Amanda literally kills the dude from the first film who got locked in the bathroom
this has to be the most bs trap in the whole series, and for what? Because the guy called in sick a couple of times?
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At least he did something arguably bad (even if it really wasn't), that's nothing compared to this chick. Her entire crime is literally just trusting and loving her husband who lied to her.
to be fair, I think John was retired (dead?) at this point, this is all the Hoffinator
He was dead but they were still planned and designed in advance by John.
This made me confused. Hoffman's subplot in the film was about his hunt for Jill. The writer was unrelated to it and it would make more sense if his game was designed by the victim support group, since they interacted with him and had a reason to be pissed off.
I heard Saw 3D was supposed to be two movies before they were told to wrap the story with just one, maybe they had planned doctor Gordon to feature more.
>I heard Saw 3D was supposed to be two movies before they were told to wrap the story with just one
Yeah they cut it to one movie after Saw 6 underperformed and from what I heard they had to rewrite the script for 3D like right before filming began.
b***h only loved her husband for his money and fame. He was never on her radar before that
I am watching 3D right now, and this scene is on now.
>Because the guy called in sick a couple of times?
Jigsaw took it personal, not because he was terminally ill but because he hates wagies.
Like I said before
, John's just a psychopath that's depressed that this life didn't turn out the way he wanted it to, so he takes his frustration out on others by putting them in traps that almost nobody could hope to escape from, thereby murdering them.
And for what? Who's John to pass judgement on these people for their sins? Who is he to decide to play God and determine if they deserve to live? He's a pissy old narcissist with a shallow philosophy that he thinks gives him the high ground, as if he's better than anyone. He's not. He's just bitter that his wife miscarried and their relationship fell apart, so he kills people. He's no better than some pimply faced school shooter.
Meanwhile, Amanda is pretty much Woman Moment: The Character. Doomed from the start by her own selfishness and inability to be honest to herself or others. Also clearly has daddy issues. Actually a very well written when you think about it.
feel like the movies trying to justify his motivation is bullshit, but in fairness a lot of characters point out how moronic his philosophy is
Two characters completed what they had to do but ran out of time before the scales tipped for them, Jigsaw will still say it isn't murder.
Also, why did that one guy beed to use a piece of brain tissue specifically? Wouldn't any body part work?
It was an enzyme tank. I think it was some brain chemical
>Anon, ten years ago you drank a soda and threw the can at the recycling bin, however, you missed
>I am now going to shatter your kneecaps with a sledgehammer
Wahlberg got out with no problems
the absolute unit that is Hoffman with all his grit ingenuity intelligence strength of will is definitely not being stopped by a chain put on by albino homosexual doctor
I think I only bothered to watch Saw 1-3 like 15 years ago or whenever they came out originally. My zoomer gf loves these movies and has seen all of them though. If I go see Saw X with her, will I be completely out of the loop on some overarching plot?
Nope, it's set between 1 and 2
Apparently Saw X takes place between Saw 1 & 2 so you probably won't be missing much.
The overarching plot enden in the seventh movie. It's a well thought out plot, by the way. Sometimes plot points are set up two movies in advance.
Please tell me it just pretends Jigsaw, and Allah protect me for saying it's name, Spiral never happened.
Not addressed one way or the other, except for one possible Easter egg, though it might be a reach: in Jigsaw, there's a cringy moment where a character goes "Jig-fricking-saw", and they do that same line here
the charges, officer?
if AGENT HOFFMAN isn't in it i aint watchin
He is
Is Saw X Sharty gaygins approved?
I really enjoyed this one. It's still a goofy movie on its own, but was pretty great for a saw film. It took absolutely way too long to get to the main game though. I get there was a lot that needed to be set up, but they NEEDED to trim that shit down, or at least add another mini trap in there somewhere.
Seeing the details of Kramer and Amanda working together and setting everything up we normally never get much on that, although maybe for good reason as it did add to the beginning dragging on.
Ending with Kramer in his own trap and actually have one thing not go to plan was kino though. Post-credits was kino. I really hope they can keep pumping these out before Bell can't do it no more.
The saw movie sar yes
Yes sar I cannot wait to discussing the new saw movies
God its one thing to let trannies live rent free in your head, but indians?
Sar this is Hank am real authentic saw movie fan pls tell me more about the Hoffman and the lucky Jonathan sar does he making the trap
gross man
if hoffman confirmed alive in the current story line?
Of course he's alive in this one. Saw X takes place between Saw 1 and 2.
Sar I am also real natural saw movie fan could u plz telling me if we see the Rebecca in this movie it is most importantly sir
>johnny k has 3 months to live
>the traps had 3 minute timers
Haven't seen it unless someone has a leaked version somewhere because I am eurotrash, but I want to share this anyway. It's a real setup for a real surgery but it looks like some saw shit.
Hello anon. I want to play a game. You're a lazy, gluttonous fool who refuses to get a job while living in your mother's basement. You lack the drive to move ahead in life. Today, we'll see if you can discover the will to find employment.
Before you are 50 job applications and a pen. You must fill out all of them within 3 minutes, or the explosive suppository I've inserted into your colon through your anus will detonate.
What will it be, anon? Live or die. Make your choice.
In this economy 50 applications won't even get you an interview
Everyone on Cinemaphile really really do belong in a saw trap.
This film had a weird thing where everyone survived their actual traps but two failed some arbitrary condition despite going through all the pain. I thought that'd be addressed but it never was, Mr Jig just shrugs it off that this woman just severed her leg but couldn't vacuum out the marrow fast enough? Or that this guy probably just made himself mentally moronic, but didn't press a switch quick enough so he gets killed?
I kept thinking Amanda would try and express sympathy or something?? Or that she'd argue with John that the Doctor still deserves to die (setting up her whole failure in 2/3 as an apprentice) despite her winning her game? And instead she skips off with John and Carlos in to the piss-filtered sunset?
what about paw patrol
Saw 11 should be set between some of the early movies so we can have John, Amanda, and Mark as a full team. They've only shared one scene together in the franchise so far
How the frick is this happening
It just keeps going up
2020 all over again
STOP THE COUNT
He's too big to be charged now
I laughed
>break your 5 fingers or i'm gonna suck out your eyeballs, you have 60s
>doesn't even have to do it himself
>breaks three and keeps screaming for the rest of the time
god, i forgot how moronic these movies and most of the traps and people in them are
It was John's imagination but yeah, most of his victims are moronic and scared which give us maximum stupidity
>turn the dial to five immediately
>the trap fails due to overload
>leave
I'm him.
Imagine how much of a pedophile you have to be to watch these homosexualy movies.
I don't have to, what you gonna do about it?
How is saw related to pedophiles? have a nice day, please.
>he doesnt know about the first director
oof
>Movie has pedo director
This is the case for 80% of hollywood movies anon
James Wan is a pedo?
People will never accept it, but Saw is one of the most consistently decent horror franchises with more than 3 sequels.
Not only that, it may be the only one that manages to carry a (fairly) coherent story throughout all of the movies.
I'm not calling them high art or anything, but they're fun. As a franchise it is way better than Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween.
>Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween
Those have higher highs but also lower lows.
I don't even know if that's true. Saw 1 rivals the best of those.
Saw 1 does not rival Halloween 1.
I have said that in here for years
They never had to do the moronic shit other horror franchises do
movie was trash
first film is kino
How you gonna make a "prequel" with actors that have aged 20 years since the first movie? This is supposed to be literally one week since saw 1
Its 2 reviews from becoming certified fresh
WHAT THE FRICK
they finally made a good saw movie and Tobin Bell is 80 years old so they can't continue to milk it this time
they will simply have to leave it on a good note. Feels kind of nice.
It is kind of nice.
One last ride and it's actually a good one.
>we could have had seven films with just more tobin bell instead of killing him and then bringing him back in flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks
>sawkeks think they're gonnna get saw 11 because this is doing well
Illuminatibros, I don't have the heart to tell them, someone break it to these morons...
The inevitable reboot as a childrens cartoon show, lets hash it out. Outlines simple, some kid suffering from cooties kidnaps other kids for petty crimes
>johnny, for months youve stuck gum to the bottom of desks, but now, you must stick it to the roof of your mouth
>attached to your skull via surgery is the wet willyinator 5000
WTF bros, jigsaw didn't activate windows
Onion URL?
Movie is set in 2004
>for years youve used an unlicensed copy of windows
>now, you must pay full price for all the shareware youve ever used
Another thing in that scene is that John gives a number with a 412 area code. Is he from Pittsburgh? The movies vaugely take place in Jersey but he could've moved.
>in one week: CAM
>in two weeks: HD CAM
>in three weeks: TELESYNC
>in four weeks: HD TELESYNC
>in five weeks: DVDRIP VOSTFR
>in six weeks HDRIP russian guy dubover
>in seven weeks HDRIP korean hardcoded sub
>in eight weeks YIFY 1080p
Its confirmed for digital release next month. They better get the extra halloween money
When the guy in the brain surgery trap ran out of time and started screaming when he saw the masks start glowing was kino, actually felt his terror before the mask slammed shut.
>Has to cut a hole into skull to remove brain tissue
>Doesn't just use the tools to break open the box with the key or cut the wires/shock collar
The fanbase are really burying their head in the sand and huffing the copium hard to ignore how moronic this ending was. "Oh, John planned for them to put him into the bloodboarding trap, wow, this is so smart, what an amazing movie, 10/10, best Saw sequel ever".
>wont even dare mention the absolute moronic nonsense with the con artist couple having to put them into a trap in the first place or being in the room at the same time when they grab the money to trigger the trap
They had a pretty damn good movie here and pissed it all away on an overly convoluted ending.
I doubt they planned on the kid showing up, they probably planned on them putting Amanda in there with him.
I have to say, the blonde "doctor" is beautiful.
>HOFFMAN END CREDITS SCENE
I feel like a b***h but I can never fully sit through these movies without looking away or closing my eyes. god damn some of the scenes are body horror that just makes you clamp up and cringe
Some theaters provided Saw-themed barf bags for this very reason. You're not alone.
Same here. I think it was easier to sit through some of the older ones because of the fake ass blood
Best line in the film
>It's was me all along, I'm the saw x (2023)
He didn't say that
Yes he did, Anon. Did you even watch the movie?
Yes he did. It was right before Hoffman shows up to the shit room with a stereo and starts blasting get jiggy with it. Then all the dead corpses get up and start dancing alongside Kramer and Hoffman
He stared directly into the camera and said that. He also read out my home address and license plate number.
So Jigsaw records each trap as for evidence of his technical innocence (which I absolutely think he’s guilty no matter what bullshit this movie tells you) what would happen if a victim repeatedly said “I do not consent to this game, anything that happens to me is muder”
Valentina's trap made me hungry
I just rewatched Saw VI and I realized the risky cancer treatment John briefly talked about with Easton the Insurance guy is what leads to this movie.
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JigC lore is kino
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what the FRICK were they thinking here
that everyone wants to see jill's hot breasts
Kramer should’ve spent his last living years banging the frick out of his wife, instead he became a serial killer
Betsy Russel is only like a year younger than my mom, but I'd still clap those cheeks without hesitation.
>Jill Tuck, your fake breasts look like rocks hanging off your chest, so I'm going to ram a train through your gut live or die lmao
I'm not even sure she's had a boob job, because her breasts were pretty big even back in the '80s.
>women
>getting cuter as they age
Unfortunately not every woman can be Gillian Anderson.
I thought Amanda would be cuter but she is BOGGED
not having seen any trailers or anything for this movie, I assumed this trap based off the posters was going to fill his eyes with acid
wish it would have sucked out his brains too but it was nice for a daydream trap
also i liked how the movie was structured/ the build up to the gore
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CAN SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EXPLAIN TO ME THE JIGC MEME