The tenth movie of a horror series had no right to be this fricking kino
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How is this b***h still so fricking hot? Is it just the costume and hairstyle? She looks like shit in red carpet pics.
The JigDick keeps her young
SAWED
The soup patch of Saw 1 always gets me
Did Bell just have that himself and because his role was so small nobody cared to ask him to shave it? As a result every fricking flashback to the Saw 1 period needs him with a fake soul path lol
I guess it’s helpful in a way, makes it easier to know when a flashback takes place
YOU JUST KNOW
hot? she looked weird as frick like a creepy male priest with that haircut and her face is bulging out in weird directions depending on the lighting
Hoffman on the other hand is nonstop kino
Look at the ass and breasts though.
Go to bed Hoffboi
Is that AI Hoff?
I take it he doesn't appear in this movie? Or in archival footage only?
He's phoning it in.
He's in the post-credits scene.
It’s called makeup
Honestly more surprised that somehow Tobin Bell looks younger in this movie at 80 than he did in Saw 2 at age 63. The beard helps a lot I guess
Looks like a cancer patient when bald, with hait he just looks like an old guy.
>"just shave your head" bros on suicide watch
Who is the Asian girl?
>__ _______, _______?
It was at 81 percent yesterday, why the frick are critics loving this one so much when literally every other Saw includijg the original has a rotten score? They didn't even like Chris Rock Presents: Black Lives Matter Saw.
this one has soul. half the runtime is reminding you why these people deserve to suffer, and it works so god damn well
Because cope
because rottentomatoes allows your next door neighbor to be a verified authority on movies
It's hard to imagine a movie being worse than Chris Rock Saw
Chris Rock Saw wasn't a bad movie. It was a good detective movie but just a total shit Saw movie. Jigsaw and Saw X were clearly better as Saw movies. Especially Saw X.
Hoffchads, we're still in this. Hit em with the Hoff!
its unironically flopping at the box office though
It had a budget of 13 million and made 8 million opening day, it will do find.
Huh? It made 8 million in one day domestically so far. Projection was for 15 to 18 million over the weekend
Seems like it probably will perform as expected
The budget is only 13 million so it would be pretty fricking difficult for this to bomb
What are you coping about now? No it isn't. This is the best opening for a Saw movie ever.
I just jerked it to Amanda, dick's still dripping, AMA.
imagine still caring about RT in 2023.
you asperger zoomers never change.
>Most of the gore was done with practical effects, with CGI only being used for touchups.[16] The filmmakers considered to use some VFX to de-age Bell and Smith due to the fifteen years that have passed since they first appeared in the original Saw trilogy, but they ultimately desisted and Greutert was glad that they didn't de-age the actors, as "some of the films that have de-aged their actors, it puts some distance between the character and the audience", feeling that Bell and Smith have some emotional close-ups that shouldn't be altered.
Good choice
A) CGI gore and blood always looked awful. I think they only did it in Saw 3D and Jigsaw before but both looked laughable
B) Maybe de-aging can be done effectively now. But not on Saws budget. Would rather see kino performances from Tobin Bell and Shawnee than seeing them look a little younger for some nit picking continuity
More care, attention, skill and passion has gone into crafting Saw fricking Ten than Scorsese's $200m epics of late
> Most of the gore was done with practical effects
Damn they really did kill the actors. Now that's commitment
messed up they killed Chester just for a saw film though
ladies and gentlemen, Melania Tru- ACK!
why did they give her a ringo haircut for this
crew still masking in 2022. sad
>if the crew and actors get sick it can shut down production and cost millions
>wear protective masks, wash hands, and keep distance to minimize spread of flu, Covid, cold, and other diseases
Yea you’re fricking moronic buddy. Go gobble on Trumps wiener some more
>he still believes so-called "viruses" are even contagious
Lmao, germ theory is goyslop science.
How do I be as redpilled as you, Mr. Aryan
Critical thinking is White Privilege.
Here's that (You) you ordered, hope it was worth it
Post nose.
>Anon, I'd like to play a game. The rules are simple. Get coughed on by these sick people. You're not afraid are you?
do you not understand the size of the things that make you sick? you don't have high ground to stand on here, dummy.
Doesn’t understand statistics. Sad.
Shouldn't you be safe from the multiple injections that you all got? I am unvaxxed and have never received covid
>Go gobble on Trumps wiener some more
Trump is pro-vaxx, sweetie.
how does it feel to be a trump follower?
>2024 in 3 months
>Still caring about a mild flu
Get covid and die please
It was mid.
RT is compromised, and thinking this film is amazing is proof you are an NPC.
>using the term "mid" unironically
>RT is compromised because they don't agree with my opinions
it was a sidequest film with an awkward start and a let down ending.
the RT ratings on the saw franchise are non-sensical. Every single time a Saw film is released critics call it the most violent ever regardless of the levels of violence. Clownworld. Mid.
Fricking have a nice day. If it was mid, why did they rate all the previous Saws bad then?
because mainstream critics are generally homosexuals who don't appreciate horror films.
Because critics keep getting dumber and dumber like people in general. (See: you.)
>It was mid.
no cap fr fr?
fr fr doe my homie, dat movie mid asf ong fr fr shitz aint bussin bet believ dat
Why did you post a picture of some random teenager?
How are you supposed to "win" in the lobotomy trap?
Wouldn't you already die just from a brain hemorrhage or render yourself a vegetable/ be unable to use the key to save yourself anyway?
did you not hear john? people can have an entire hemisphere removed and carry on a normal life.
>The trap destroys/damage the part of the brain that renders short term memory possible and you forget what you were even doing.
Great work there John.
that would be his choice. John's never murdered anyone.
lmfao that's after a long time of rehabilitation of your body and mind. No one just gets half their brain removed and its rewired the next 2 mintues
going on a date soon to watch this. it’s going to be both of ours’ first saw film, tho I’m loosely aware of the story. cant wait bros
Lame. You should really watch the first film first.
Did anyone else think it was just alright? I love the Saw franchise but I'm not sure why this one is getting so much praise. It's kind of slow and boring in parts and the stakes feel absolutely non existent. It was cool to bring back you know who for a cameo.
Wholeheartedly agree. Beginning was too slow. Not as many fun traps, too light on the gore, and I miss the "levels" the contestants had to get through. Also didnt like how John revealed himself. I understand that its personal this time, but he should have done it later on.
How's the twist for this one?
Pretty dumb even for Saw standards. A lot of specific 4d chess involved and a lot had to happen in a specific way. That said, I still think Jigsaw had the worse twisg.
Pretty awful. It's one of those twists where everyone has to do the exact right thing at the exact right time for Jigsaw's plan to work. In this movie it's especially jarring because the movie is so simple up until that point, then when they got to the third act instead of writing a logical conclusion they said let's just write nonsense and over complicate these once simple plot threads for no reason.
It was really good IMO
Jiggy play off the main antagonist ego and set up a scheme in which the main antogonist and her boyfried would think they have the upperhand and put Jiggy and Amanda in their own trap
That however backfired them since Jiggy was counting on that and made said trap escapable
Meanwhile he hided their scam money on bag in the control room but the bag was tied to a mechanism that seal off said room and filled it with toxic gas, forcing the lovers to fight each other since only one could put their head on a hole and breath fresh air
>It was really good IMO
How does your brain process the rest of what you typed as good and not completely moronic that Jigsaw foresaw all that?
Because Jiggy baited them at least 3 times with "your money is in the control room lmao" and the Phone thing was deliberated since he and amanda knew about Parker from the start and baited the prostitute into calling Parker to make him come over
They also had the pistol bullets powderless so the only way it could go wrong was if The prostitute and Parker choosed to kill Jiggy and amanda with that metal blade or with their fist, since it was a given they would fall for the money trap either way.
>only one of them runs up to grab the money bag quickly while the other stays to watch jiggy
oops you didnt think of that, jiggy
>Because Jiggy baited them at least 3 times with "your money is in the control room lmao"
Yes but they both had to be in that room at the same time when the money bag was moved. They could've stood around until the trap finished, only one of them could've grabbed the money while the other watched, everything hinged on them going into the room at the same time to get the money. It's complete nonsense.
>They also had the pistol bullets powderless so the only way it could go wrong was if....
Oh shit, he disarmed my gun? Guess I'll just beat this scrawny girl and cancer patient to death instead. Parker would've destroyed them in hand to hand combat. Also extremely fortunate Parker didn't do something people always do in movies...you know, fire a warning shot?
>since it was a given they would fall for the money trap either way.
Again, it all hinged on them being in the room at the same time.
>the only way it could go wrong
There were endless ways this could've gone wrong. Everything also hinged on Cecilia and Parker deciding to put John in the trap at all instead of just killing him.
I mean you're dealing with Saw, moronic prescience is what it's about.
I was thinking when he said "not exactly how I thought it'd go" (or whatever), he imagined that they were going to put himself and amanda in the trap, and didn't anticipate the boy being in there.
>I mean you're dealing with Saw, moronic prescience is what it's about.
When it's a shitty Saw movie, yes.
>he imagined that they were going to put himself and amanda in the trap, and didn't anticipate the boy being in there.
Yeah, and when they came up with that plot point I bet they were all giddy thinking look guys, something new, something Jigsaw DIDN'T plan on happening...except the entire thing is still built upon Jigsaw expecting a bunch of 1% chance variables happening one after another. Stuffing a tiny golden nugget into a pile of shit doesn't change the pile of shit into a golden nugget.
I mean if you were a Jiggy victim with a high ego (something Jiggy would know but you don't know that he knows) and had the chance to put Jiggy into the trap he supposedly made for you the chances of you doing a role reverse out of spite are pretty high.
As for the money it made sense they both where looking for it since it would be faster and they thought to have dabbed on jiggy by that point
>I mean if you were a Jiggy victim with a high ego (something Jiggy would know but you don't know that he knows) and had the chance to put Jiggy into the trap
And Cecilia was so proud of turning the tables she didn't even care about watching the trap.
>As for the money it made sense they both where looking for it since it would be faster and they thought to have dabbed on jiggy by that point
No, it didn't make sense. Parker knew where the money was, he tells Cecelia where it is when they're gloating to John.
I thought the 4d chess was stupid and the original plan was to really put doctor and parker to the blood trap. like why would kramer want to be tortured willingly
getting jiggy with it
>he hided their scam money on bag
Does Jigsaw break any laws, foreign or domestic?
Not a single one
Breaking/entering, holding people against their will and construction of nailbombs will surely sound good in court.
what would happen if the kidnapper have not arrived?
aside from having the plan based around them getting the hold on the phone and calling him specifically, it would be tons more interesting if he indeed would be a bystander that got put into it randomly
>it would be tons more interesting if he indeed would be a bystander that got put into it randomly
Either this or Jigsaw simply didn't plan on getting put in the trap at all. Their constant need to end these movies with "see Jigsaw planned EVERYTHING out" actively makes these movies moronic and less interesting.
I genuinely don't get the criticism of the first 3rd of this movie. Yeah, it's slow but it helps build up the tragedy of Kramer in this, it almost makes you feel bad for the guy getting screwed over.
Zoomer fans who just want to get to the traps ASAP. First two acts are solid, it only falls apart at the end.
it's just awkward. watching them get kidnapped one by one feels like time wasting that the plot can't get around.
also jigsaw is a menacing character in the rest of the films. humanizing him so much feels like a fanfic.
>also jigsaw is a menacing character in the rest of the films. humanizing him so much feels like a fanfic.
At this point you basically have to completely disassociate from the original movies to buy into nuJigsaw. There's a clear shift in priorities between the original Leigh Whannell Jigsaw and post-Whannell Jigsaw.
I felt horrid when they dragged Carlos in. Poor kid never had anything to do with that Finnish b***h
I finally got around to watching Saw 1 for the first time today. The reveal of John being in the room the whole time was fricking insane. What Saw movies do I watch next to recapture the same level of sheer kino? I know a lot of the following movies became torture porn.
watch II and III at least.
And by "insane" you mean "incredibly obvious"
2 probably comes the closest, not seen X
>What Saw movies do I watch next to recapture the same level of sheer kino?
In terms of twist (and coincidentally the movie's quality as a whole is the closest you'll get to the first movie) is Saw II. I think the next best twist is found in Saw VI, but it seemed like they intentionally tried to keep that twist very low key. Saw VI has a low ambition twist executed competently while movies like Saw IV have high ambition twists executed horribly so the movie is just a complete mess.
Honestly, just watch them all in order. If you liked the twist you will at least enjoy all of them, and a few are almost better than one. Two is my favorite, then four, then 1
6
All of them have twist endings, except for Saw V. I'd say just watch all of them. You can stop at Saw 4 and watch X by the way.
>"watch all of them"
>"but skip over half of them"
The only way to watch Saw in 2023 is to watch all of them in a row back to back but you can skip Spiral.
honestly all of them are great
You watch them and you realize the crazy twist shit and Jigsaw lore is more prominent than the "torture porn"
>pretty good saw film until the 3rd act
>sudden nosedive in quality as soon as jiggy gets held up at gunpoint
>scammer lady gets freed and immediately decides she wants to torture a random child because....... uhh because uhhhhh........ shes EVIL
>being morally devoid enough to scam cancer patients is apparently the same as being willing to torture a child
>weird attempt to humanize jigsaw when he hands the kid a bag of money like he is the hero of the story
>During the early planning stage for [Saw VI] it was suggested that Costas Mandylor's character, Detective Hoffman, should take on the mafia due to his vigilante modus operandi, but the idea was quickly dismissed as not "feeling Saw enough" and more like "The Punisher".
this is basically what they've ended up doing. just turning whatever jigsaw into a sympathetic anti-hero.
Jigsaw isn't supposed to be a sympathetic hero, that's the movies conceit, which the movie and people behind it hype up. But it's not meant seriously, it's tongue in cheek and meant to sell the conceit.
When will they reveal John Kramer is still alive?
Or will they do a Jason esque thing and forcefully resurrect him?
At this point I'm anticipating Amanda is still alive or John had a secret twin brother. Anything would be better than a reboot or alt timeline though - keep this fricker going no matter what.
this is what I want for the Final Saw
Kramers corpse (which if you remember was not found in his coffin in Jigsaw 2017) is revealed to be inside a metal gear he has designed. he is piloting a death machine from beyond the grave.
he has become his own billy puppet.
And just like that every plothole was filled in.
Yes. You don't frick with John Kramer.
>evades law enforcement
>evades lawyers
>evades prision
>evades plotholes
>his keikakus keep working after being dead for years
He can't keep getting away with it bros...
then how come he didn't anticipate getting scammed
I saw it today. Honestly the older I get the less I can stomach gore shit. The trap with the lady cutting off her leg was fricking gross as frick.
>And so the amount of laws broken by John Kramer, believe it or not, still zero. They all chose to do it themselves.
He can't keep getting away with it.
>Be laying down in my private domicile
>Not even moving. Just breathing inside my property
>Partner of Jigsaw comes to kidnap me, drugs me and grabs me and takes me to a warehouse being squatted in by Jigsaw
>Jigsaw personally performs invasive surgery on my unconscious body to remove my eyeball from its socket and place a foreign object, a key, unsecured inside of my cranium
>Jigsaw straps my body into a reverse bear trap
>Jigsaw sets a timer for 60 seconds on the trap
>Jigsaw wakes me up and tells me about the key he threw inside my brain
>"better get digging bro lol"
>I lay there in the trap breathing
>60 seconds go by and the lethal weapon Jigsaw set up, placed me inside of activated, springs and blows my head into meaty chunks
THE CHARGES ON JOHN KRAMER
>Conspiracy to commit kidnapping
>Trespassing (of the warehouse, not my house, that charge is for Amanda)
>Assault
>Battery
>Practicing Medicine Without A License
>Medical Malpractice
>Distribution of illegal substances or chemicals
>Boobie Trapping (see Section 2C:35-4.1 of New Jersey criminal code, or equivalent state statutes depending on where you argue Saw takes place)
>First Degree Murder
And finally? Yes.
It's RICO.
>Racketeering
The partnership of John and Amanda constitutes "Jigsaw", a criminal enterprise of at least two people. Just two predicate crimes need be proven, among them may be the kidnapping, distribution, and murder.
>jigsaw personally
Only he didn’t, if you’re referring to the first victim in saw 2. It was revealed in saw 7 that Lawrence Gordon performed the surgery to insert the key behind that guy’s eye.
Still RICO. It doesn't matter how many subordinates the enterprise Jigsaw distributes responsibility to. John Kramer still goes to prison for the rest of his life on RICO.
>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. When it comes down to it, they had the choice, NOT my client.
>John Kramer is a saint. And I'm not just saying that because there's a grenade tied to my ballsack. I mean it.
Live or die, the choice was THEIRS and THEIRS only...I rest my case....
And you say an old man with cancer is responsible for all this...?
Judge, I rest my case, John Kramer is innocent.
Unlike Death Note, what he does is murder and torture.
The traps were all unbeatable except for taxi driver and Gabriella. Lol Kramer just wanted them to die. Probably kept doctor b***h alive for future plan.
I'm fine with traps that are basically unbeatable. What was stupid is that they almost beat them.
I liked it up until the ending, which was fricking stupid.
I feel like the main villain con artist chick got off too lightly, everyone else had to break/cut off a piece of themselves, she was the worst of all of them and just got "lol stick your head in this hole to live." Also, the main twist/ Jigsaw's 4d chess moment was far from foolproof and could have easily backfired on him if both villains weren't in the same room or waited for John to die in his own trap.
I don't know how everyone is jerking this film off when they clearly blueballed the ending in order to set up a sequel
Her body probably got fricked up. What was specifically dangerous about the room they were in?
>What was specifically dangerous about the room they were in?
Jigsaw and Amanda were supposed to be the two forced into the waterboarding trap, the lady and her boyfriend choose the kid instead. But if they had simply waited for Jigsaw to die in his own trap before collecting the money in the upstairs room (which triggers a wire and turns the room into a gas chamber), or if one was upstairs and the other downstairs, the whole foiling could have been ruined.
I feel kinda crazy. All it took for every reviewer with a thumb up their ass to recommend a Saw movie was... give Jigsaw a sappy sob story about his cancer before he starts brutally torturing people.
Seriously? The difference between panned filth Saw movies and a Halloween hit is a semblance of cause and effect?
I mean that's a load of bullshit don't you all think? The reason audiences have always gone to see Saw is the torture porn.
This is not an 80% fresh movie. It's just positive whiplash going from the absolute series lows that came before. It's really like a 60%.
If I saw Jigsaw, critics would be the first group in the traps.
>Hello Roger. You claimed that this was the most violent Saw film yet, but you've been living a lie. You've only see 3/10 of my films, and now it's time for you to see what the escalation of violence really means.
Hollywood is too cowardly to make torture porn nowadays. Not nearly as much gore as the other movies.
I want short-haired psycho mommy Amanda to play a game with me
Jigsaw killed people for calling in sick from work and lectures people on morality.
Remember when he killed that lady for being married to a guy he didn't like?
Which game was this?
It was in saw 7, the giant oven one.
Remember when he put Gordon's wife and daughter's lives on the line for the sake of his game?
he killed a guy for smoking cigarettes
He never killed anyone. The choice was theirs.
>gives Gordon 6 hours to cut off his legs
>gives the roastie 3 minutes to do the same AND has to suck bone marrow out of her stump
And gave the other guy 3 minutes to lobotomize himself
yeah the timings were fricked in this one for sure, especially since they needed to wait for the scales or whatever to deactivate the trap.
I'm chalking it up to John was pissed and wanted them all to die, so he made surviving either near impossible or still basically unlivable
(full survival means 1 legless, 1 lobotomized and 1 with horrific life changing burns)
There's no way the lady who cut her leg off wouldn't have bled to death even if she did beat the trap.
You missed the point of the traps. John had really low time to live left too
How did Cecilia overpower a grown man?
She was like 3 inches taller than him
he had breathed in more of the gas, hadn't breathed as much clean air. weakened. still a cuck though
Does anyone have an actual copy pasta like the guy in law school?
Imagine if the brain surgery guy pulled out a chunk, accidentally dropped it on the ground, then goes for another chunk and becomes a drooling vegetable who can't finish the trap.
The scammer lady needed to also suffer through the challenges Saw 6 style. Felt like she got off a little to easy.
This is the beauty of horror movies, they don't have to have perfect endings.
Where did he get the money from?
How in the frick does it cost $50 to buy a piece of shit obsolete technology?
what trap is this?
kek. this was literally the only jump scare for me
i literally fricking jumped
same. what makes shitskins think a guy pirating movies has money to gamble on some scam site
The main villain (the conartist woman) got off a bit easy. She probably deserved the most brutal death in the series.
Should have revealed a gas mask under a table that could be shared between them and had her head guillotined for taking the selfish route.
Maybe I missed something, but hopefully she's left behind and trapped/locked in that room up there with unbreakable windows and is going to slowly starve or something.
she won her game, jigsaw would let her go according to his own rules
What? Do you guys think Adam survived too? He never unlocked the room, she very clearly was left to rot.
Jonh always help whoever win his games
they are obviuosly going to make her try to take revenge. They let her live for a reason
this is my only complaint really. she's easily the most evil person in the series and she survives
It was alright. I'd probably rank it somewhere in the middle of all the films.
Jigsaw (2017) is the worst one. Spiral was meh and there's not much reason to revisit it.
>saw is back
Feels so frickin good bros.
Any movie cam rips???
I heard something about the cinema merch being sold out (like the glowing popcorn bucket head). Will they be restocked and put in cinemas again eventually?
>amanda was a saint all the movie trying to get the players
>by saw III she wanted to kill everyone on the games
>this movie explained nothing about her actitud during saw III
We are getting saw 2.5 about amanda and hoffman as partners arent we? Thats why they let cecilia live
I’m hoping we see John start having seizures and freaking out which causes the plot of the movie to be who’s worthy for his mantle.
He did get seizures in Saw 3
Wasn't it revealed later that Gigahoff was blackmailing Amanda to kill Lynn by the end of Saw III? That's why she looked on the verge of tears and was barely able to do it.
yes that's exactly right
The blackmailing was stupid.
I can fix her
You can't fix her, anon. She needs to be able to fix herself.
What if your game is to fix her?
I looked up the blackmail on the wiki and almost did a spit take on the info box for the letter
Who found the letter when the police arrived?
The police found it, they just didn’t know Hoffman wrote it. You see it in evidence as a photocopy in a movie after 3. Probably multiple times
The original letter which Hoffman removed, that Jigsaw wrote to Amanda is this
>My dear Amanda - The enclosed is for you… to ease the waves in the sea you must navigate. Talk with Anthony McDonald at the Branch. He will take care of all. Do not look back, only ahead. You have arrived at the door – walk through. Don’t look back. You are strong and well. I know you think you have nothing to teach. We teach what we need to learn… that is enough. May I always breathe life into your soul… as you have done to mine. With love and hope I believe in you - John
Sounds like he planned to give her all his assets and money but not sure how that was meant to work when everyone knew John was a serial killer by then. Wouldn’t his assets be frozen?
Also cool that this was legit written by Tobin Bell. His own words. He just followed the general instructions. Bell definitely had a big influence on why Jigsaw is so memorable
Pretty sure John has more seedy connections than the CIA. He probably knows a guy who can transfer some hidden assets and he has another guy to kill that guy if he doesn't do his job.
>he doesn't know about the remaining cash his secret brother transfer to a swiss bank.
Jigsaw literally chose to reveal himself as jigsaw in saw 2
He must have transferred any important stuff to the Cayman Islands under a fake id by then
What da letta says?
>YO, AMANDA, WHATDAYA KNOW
>IT'S TIME TO HEAR FROM YA MAN JIGSAW
>I MAY BE DEAD, BUT IT'S OK
>I'M LEAVIN YOU ALL OF MY WIFES MONEY
It says in the post you fricking idiot
RUDE
Makes me wonder if whatever happened before 3, Hoffman knew that John wasn’t going to let him be the one to lead the games - thus starting his plan to kill them both off. There’s definitely missing context here as to what triggered Hoffman to fully commit to wiping Amanda and John.
Hoffman was living under threat of blackmail to initially get him to work for Jigsaw. and while he trusted John to not spill the beans and frick him over. John was clearly on his deathbed by 3 no matter what happened. Once John died Amanda would take over. And Amanda clearly hated him and was a lot less stable. So he set her up to feel and die so he could remain free
It’s funny Hoffman initially started off having to get forced to make traps and kidnap people for jigsaw but by the time Jiggy dies Hoffman is straight up continuing to do them for no reason other than he’s now an addict for this shit.
If Hoffman just STOPPED making more games after 3/4. He would have gotten away with it.
she was killing before that
she killed fricking adam
that was a mercy kill, anon
>the kid gets away with everything
He is the final secret saw
he's one of the goons helping Gordan in Saw 3D
They were confirmed to be the duo from the movie intro trap
best thing I can say is that X wanted me to rewatch some of the other movies. Tobin Bell is irreplaceable
If the black guy at the start wasn't in on the scam why did they actually cut into him and give him a scar? Did he just suddenly recover and have better symptoms coincidentally?
>If the black guy at the start wasn't in on the scam
he was the one passing the voice about the scam
>he didn't remain seated throughout the credits
>really expect people to stay seated in 2023 for end credits
KEK
Marvel beyond normalized this. I hate their movies but you have to realize this is a thing now because of them. I don't stay for every credits ever, but for some you have a choice. I stopped seeing Marvel movies in the theater after the first Doctor Strange. I don't see them anymore.
>anon the second the credits roll
Well shit.
GAME OVER
here you go anon
>hello anon, you must be wondering why you are here
>I want to play a game
>You are currently in the south side of chicago
>the object attached to your neck is a bomb and speaker
>the speaker will broadcast the word "Black person" loudly every 5 seconds
>the bomb will go off if you leave city limits or take too long
>in order for the device to unlock, you must walk through every street and alleyway in the south side
>you may have thought those racist tweets you made 10 years ago were harmless, but bigotry is violence
>live or die, the choice is yours
>cecilia killed gabriela just because
????
>missed the part where she wanted all the money for herself
moron
>irradiated
>broken wrist
>broken ankle
what was she going to do?
she literally calls them loose ends, she wanted them to die so her fraud scheme doesn't get shut down
Gabriela wasn't getting any money anyway moron. They had already disbanded, everyone was paid for their participation.
Just finished watching X. My ranking of the franchise would go
2>6>Spiral (it was good I'm tired of pretending it wasn't)>4>X>1>5>3>3D>Jigsaw
I'm hoping they won't just keep making prequels till Tobin Bell dies
>Tobin gets cancer
>starts making recordings for Saw films that will happen after his death
meta kino
>Spiral (it was good I'm tired of pretending it wasn't)
nice bait cucklord
It's not bait I enjoyed it.
That's what happens when you bring back the man.
Hoffman killing like 5 cops in a row is one of the funniest parts in the series
in such a moronic series him killing an entire police department like the Terminator is easily the most moronic(and kino)
>BORN TO TORTURE / WORLD IS A GAME / Kill Em All 2004 / I am puppet man / 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
im literally in love with him
The IMDB forums had a girl who was obsessed with Hoffman and wanted him to frick her so bad. She spammed emojis with hearts for eyes and shit like that. Good times.
losing IMDB forums is the most difficult and painful thing in my online existence
im stilll hurt
Webarchive could have that
Yes, but is there a flashback scene as kino as this?
it's a fluke, just look at the director's history in rotten tomatoes, mostly rotten movies. saw 11 will likely go back to being meh as frick.
>Hoffman confirmed to be a major player
>meh as frick
unironically get reverse bear trapped
Tobin Bell is 80 so Saw 11 or some reboot probably won’t have him. He’s just too old
If Saw 11 comes out in like at least 2 years or something, if Costas is in it it's going to make fricking bank, period. I was sitting next to two young girls who freaked the frick out in the mid credits scene, sorry for spoilers. People know who he is.
>2 years
its going to happen next year. Mr saw doesnt have much time left
I frickin hope it would come out next year if it does, I was just saying.
Just realized the traps mostly involved twisted ways of treating cancer. Cutting out tumors (bombs in arms), brain surgery trap, bone marrow transplant, radiation.
>bloodboarding
>gas
???
the gas room was a jerma reference
>jerma reference
still doesn't explain the full picture
They should’ve had a chemotherapy trap.
me if Jigsaw ever fricks with my friends or family
me if jigsaw puts traps on my backstabbing friends or my company "family"
>assaults an innocent man
So this is you? Not a good look
my will to survive is strong
Meh, it was good but overhyped. Also not as much gore than the previous movies which was lame.
I’ve never seen a Saw movie in theaters so I’m a little excited to see this
WE FRICKING DID IT SAW BROS
the power of hoffman
so what's the beartrap gimmick in this movie tubes that suck off your eyes?
the eye trap is imaginary
Why is Jigsaw still alive in these movies all the way into the tenth? Didn't he have terminal cancer?
he died before the cancer killed him, dummy
Calling the cancer terminal leaves out the most imortant part of the equation: the will to survive. Live or die. He chose to live.
Cancer is an incredibly weird thing in general. Death estimates are never consistent.
I thought it was hilarious how much the movie kept reminding the audience what had just happened to combat Tik Tok brain. Still, was better than I expected and seeing all the zoomies who snuck in squirm was hilarious.
Some homosexual was on his phone watching tik tok in the front row of my theater for the first half of the movie. Someone also brought a crying baby. I cant tell if I just notice these things more the older I get or if people really are becoming inconsiderate buttholes.
>or if people really are becoming inconsiderate buttholes.
bro people respected order and police 10 years ago
its all a free for all.
People are bigger buttholes where I am, no doubt about it. I was gifted Regal Unlimited and have been going to the movies a lot this year, and people just don't care about other people anymore.
Lol was it this guy?
they are becoming buttholes
Its even worse when you tell them to do something about it and they get mad as frick
NO HALA
NO HALA MIJO
jigsaws youngest apprentice
I’m at the movie theater right now, almost at the climax. It’s been ok, review scores are right
Only saw this one
So it's a prequel?
is between 1 and 2
saw 8 is the prequel
kino
Ohh I thought it was chronologically the last one
Thanks
Wasnt the hole big enough for two people in the last part?
jigsaw dies in saw 3.
the hole big enough for two people in the last part?
they were burning
Oh lol
Never watched these because I get queasy. The bone marrow liquid was disgusting
never seen or bothered with any of the movies after saw III, should I? from what I can tell they are trash. but seriously how are there so many of these stupid movies if the villain dies at the end of the third?
Watch them. They wrote new characters into the story retroactively and filmed flashbacks to show what they were doing in Saw 1-3. It's stupid but also amazing the amount of detail they put into recreating sets, costumes, and make-up. Jigsaw's successor is occasionally bland, occassionally awesome. Saw 6 is legitimately great. Saw is at its best when it indulges in pure soap opera moronation with the gore porn as a sweetener.
this cop becomes jigsaw from saw 4 and 5, 6, 7:
hes the killer
I like how they lived happily ever after as one cute family at the end
no halas:
HODOR
HODOR
HOLD THE DOOR
WHERE IS THE CAM RIP???
swatchseries bro
fmoviez.to
>traps were all 3 minutes each
>john had 3 months left to live
BRAVO VINCE
Good movie but theres 2 things that dont made sense
>Cecilia gets the fricking easiest trap
>they let her live after:
>using valentina body to try and save herself
>getting john on a trap
>getting a fuking kid on a trap
>killing gabriela after she won the game
????
valentina body to try and save herself
gabriela after she won the game
It's basically to show you that she doesn't give a frick about anybody about herself. She doesn't hesitate to disrespect a body if it gets her to save herself. Killing Gabriela was just literally being spiteful, she probaby could tell that Amanda and John subconsciously wanted her to live because she inherently did nothing wrong so she killed her out of spite.
Amanda was really cute with everyone in this movie
I know about hoffman letter in saw III but she was a totally different person then
>I know about hoffman letter in saw III
?
Well, we now have the answer why John didn't get treatment he was telling Easton about in Saw VI.
1) Doctor Finn Pedersopn, who invented the treatment is forced into hiding
2) He is the real deal, even if Cecilia isn't
3) Cecilia is his daughter
All these bits of trivia come from Cecilia herself, who might not be telling the truth, but at least the fight one should be real, meaning John would have trouble locating the real doctor. Added to that, his identity as Jigsaw becomes known sometime between the operation and the doctors' trial, so in addition, he would have difficulties moving internationally.
>Cutting a leg off isn't good enough
>opening your head isnt enough
jigsaw vs the cartel
They should make Jigsaw fight Trump while the topic is still fresh.
What would two men who've never committed a crime have to fight about?
See you bros in a few days
Hot nips. I just don't like that she has a shaved pussy.
I really liked it but the final act genuinely started to piss me off because I was half-expecting them to frick over the smug b***h at some point (they do, eventually) but she was actually getting away with it. The "we knew all along" part ended up feeling a bit rushed as a result and Cecilia deserved a much worse trap than just poison gas
her punishment was psychological.
she was a witness like the guy in part 3,
she was supposed to feel bad for them.
>It gets good 10 movies in!
kek
Also killing Kramer is now factually a massive mistake, he is the best character.
Howtf is this actually a real thing
I might end up watching this because of you homosexuals
>Right before "Saw X," I'd just come out of watching "The Creator," where the theater staff had mistakenly played the wrong movie at the start; ended up watching the opening scene of "Barbie" before they finally corrected the mistake. People were pretty mad. And then during the previews and cinema ads for "Saw X," I spotted a rat in the theater, which unnerved me to say the least. So, I wasn't in the best frame of mind to begin with. Startled me and left me feeling a bit annoyed. Throughout "Saw X," especially during the slower scenes, I couldn't help but glance around and even lift my feet off the ground, wondering if the rat was still lurking nearby.
I guess these are the only ones.
I've only ever watched
>Saw 1
good
>Saw 2
pretty good
>Saw 3
pretty awful
>Saw 4
so bad I turned it off in the first scene of his head being peeled back
>Spiral
somehow watched the whole thing but holy frick it was just downright terrible
Is there literally any point in checking out more of this franchise?
you could watch Saw X as it fits in with what you've seen.
but otherwise they're Saw 4 level, and you don't sound like you're a gore/sfx hound to make up the difference