>"Say bye-bye, Roxie"

>"Say bye-bye, Roxie"
What the hell was his problem?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a supreme gentleman, and she was withholding her affection.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Evidently, Roxie.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jonah Hill is a very special boy

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He felt like he was owed sex for holding the door open for her once at Applebees. He would've posted on /misc/ and also cried in any girl x girl thread on Cinemaphile

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >super tall white dude vs tiny blue alien man dicking your crush

    would you want an alien pounding a girl you like anon?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should have just dated an asian.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this made some White supremacist woman mad on twitter
        And yes, I have seen them.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what these people think of latinas.
          And she sounds like a tradthot to be tbh.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this made some White supremacist woman mad on twitter
        And yes, I have seen them.

        What?

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bouncy house was expensive

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody ever told him no and was probably pampered by his parents.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically sounded like he'd post on /LULZ/

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    High testosterone

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was ahead of its time
    Too much of a fricking simp that couldn't have fricked off to some other city and banged the hottest woman there, instead he felt shame from being rejected and went from weak creepy to powerful toxic when he was given just a taste of the alpha life.
    Whenever a weakling is given any measurement of power they abuse it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toxic

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    being led on by Roxie.
    >Hey, do you want to go out?
    >Uh, yeah, maybe, another time, I'm busy right now
    >Okay, how about now?
    >With Metromans death, I'm not sure i'm in the mood
    >I have a bouncy castle!
    >Lovely, but I really gotta go
    Frick off b***h, just say you're not into him, it's clear he wants to frick you. He is not some stranger that you would be afraid he will kill you if you turn him down, he is your fricking co-worker which you later on in the movie even says he was a kind guy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't have a bouncy castle. He didn't have friends. He was going to corner her and rape and kill her. The DVD commentary indirectly confirmed this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Intensely insecure and idiotic sociopath with no apparent social group.

        I don't know about that. Tighten was pretty flawed even before getting his powers, but I don't think he was capable of rape, even if part of it stems from cowardice.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      roxanne me rechazo xd

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incel.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    > trying to be smooth
    > doesn’t work
    > too afraid to be direct
    > gets super powers
    > gains confidence
    > asks her out directly
    > gets rejected because reasons
    > realised he’s spent months, maybe years chasing a girl who wants frick all to do with him
    > gets so angry he just destroys everything in sight
    That is… that makes sense.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't carrot top stacked now?

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He performed all of the requirements for companionship and didn't get it. The social contract had broken down, so introducing violence to reinforce it was the only option. Tighten is the hero and the blue-hairs running Marvel are the reason the movie doesn't show that. I'm glad Disney is dying.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know how irl, when dudes message girls on dating apps and get rejected, they freak out and start calling them prostitutes, saying they were never interested, etc?
    This is that, but if the person had super powers. He's bitter and throwing a tantrum.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't a likeable person before getting the powers

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  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was fed up with her treating him like trash

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was literally Jonah Hill playing as himself.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw jonah hill became this in real life
    it's so wrong...

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the lyrical songs are licensed
    Come on Dreamworks. Whatever happened when you hired artists to create original songs or covers with new lyrics like in the Shrek and Shark Tale years?
    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1001526/soundtrack/

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