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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    but he's ugly as frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just described all Black folks you horrible raycis

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the collection that's a pain in the ass to display but I love the content and the transfers. I'm good with that. I haven't even seen No Time To Die even though my girl is in it. Craig remains my least favorite Bond(I don't hate him, I'm just saying)and after all of the talk about female/Black Bond I'm just checking out. It's exhausting dealing with these people constantly trying to change and bastardize the things I love. So guilty until proven innocent at this point. If I see the next Bond film trailer and it looks like an actual Bond film I'll check it out. Otherwise I'm happy to just keep re-watching my collection.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. ~~*Sam Mendes*~~ destroyed Bond, and Craig never enjoyed being Bond and it showed.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't even have to recognize the font to know it's the Guardian, only they would be so obvious with their bullshit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dennis Rodman?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's obviously Wesley Snipes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please, that guy wishes he was half as Chad as Wesley. That man was an athlete.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name is Nog, James Nog.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The name is Nig, Black person.

    Steel reserve, cooled, not warm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have went for the watermelon martini angle personally.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The name is Gerz, Nick Gerz.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk but i stopped watching when they showed him fricking a white girl. don't watch bestiality and such

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id sooner die than see the next Bond be french

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would take an American?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        its pushing it. Someoe like Cary Grant wouldve been fine even with his accent.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Grant was a bong.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            exactly.
            but Id say an American Bond can work with the transatlantic accent. The key parts are he is tall, dark haired, charming, and intimidating. Nothing Daniel Craig is.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omar Sy is a good actor and I hope they don't taint his career but casting him as raceswapped Bond.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already cast him as a raceswapped Lupin.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a descendent of Lupin like the Japanese monkey guy

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except they didn’t. But who cares about facts when you can lie and be a racist piece of shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Be better, anon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id sooner die than see the next Bond be french

      Couldn't give a shit if Bond was black but I too would be offended if they cast a Frenchman.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lupin? I don't remember Lupin featuring N-words

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped watching halfway through the first season when they through out everything they established about the character prior just to keep the story going.

    >be Lupin fanboy #1
    >be best thief in the world
    >always one step ahead of everyone, 5d chess, according to keikaku
    >fail to make ANY kind of safety copy from the only piece of evidence you have against the big bad

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see the Guardian offices up in flames.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing of value was lost.jpg

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh it’s time of the day again where Cinemaphile has to start whining about black people and air their racist paranoia

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will be an automatic fail. Race or gender swapping established characters is an automatic fail

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not true at all. Jackie Brown was successful. Aquaman made over billion dollars. Felix Leiter being black did not make Bond movies bomb. Etc.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not true at all. Jackie Brown was successful. Aquaman made over billion dollars. Felix Leiter being black did not make Bond movies bomb. Etc.
        Nobody knows Jackie Brown source material
        There has never been an Aquaman movie
        We just had a Bond movie and have had for 60 years.
        Felix Leiter being black did not affect the movie, just like Gordon being black didn't affect Batman because Batman was Pattinson.
        Go ahead and try it, lower than expected US BO and a bad Asian BO.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It’s an automatic fail
          >Well okay it isn’t an automatic fail
          >Also those others don’t count because uh white people were in leads so it’s totally different

          Goal posts they be changing

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Goal posts they be changing
            Nope it will be a fail. I know it will be a fail, it's not changing goal posts at all.
            You just had Daniel Craig play James Bond, you can't race swap and have the movie work.
            Automatic fail. I mean the last movie didn't do great on its own, this will just cement failure.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have pure racist faith

              Okay, but you’re still wrong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Okay, but you’re still wrong.
                Do you honestly think it would work? You think this guy will have a successful BO run as Bond? If so why?
                It's not racist faith, race swapping doesn't work. Gender swapping doesn't either. TLM much?
                That's not to say black characters can't work, they can as evidenced by Black Panther among others. It's just specifically race/gender swapping established characters that doesn't work.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's not to say black characters can't work, they can as evidenced by Black Panther among others.
                I mean Will Smith is plenty of evidence that black actors can be successful in original roles.
                Samuel L Jackson (a raceswap to be sure, but again nobody knows original Fury was white)
                Denzel
                Creed actor
                His son in Tenet, the Creator (eh)
                Eddie Murphy
                etc.
                Raceswapping little known comic book characters is fine. But race swapping established characters is jolting to many people and confuse them.
                A black Superman? Confusing.
                A black Blade? Not confusing.
                I mean if you race swapped Black Panther, that would also be confusing.
                You saw the reaction of The Little Mermaid, that would surely happen with an iconic character like Bond.
                I personally don't care. But many many people that would otherwise buy tickets would care. Not that they hate black people, it's just a confusing choice.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But race swapping established characters is jolting to many people and confuse them.

                Who was confused when Kingpin was black? Who was confused by black Catwoman in the 60s, let alone in 2022? Perry White being black was confusing to whom? Black Commissioner Gordon did not cause confusion.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who was confused when Kingpin was black? Who was confused by black Catwoman in the 60s, let alone in 2022? Perry White being black was confusing to whom? Black Commissioner Gordon did not cause confusion.
                Again, when was Catwoman not black?
                I don't know what content has Kingpin is black or Perry White.
                I mentioned Gordon and Leiter, both supporting roles.
                Did you not see the social posts from Asia regarding a black Ariel in Little Mermaid? You think it will just be fine and there will be NO box office hit? Come on, are you being obtuse or trolling?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did you not see the social posts from Asia regarding a black Ariel in Little Mermaid? You think it will just be fine and there will be NO box office hit? Come on, are you being obtuse or trolling?
                I mean...why haven't they raceswapped Batman, Thor, Superman? Why didn't they raceswap Mario?
                Why didn't they raceswap or genderswap Barbie?
                Couldn't find the right actor? Ummm..no.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Again, when was Catwoman not black?

                In most cartoons, Batman 66 tv show had Catwoman be both black and white, Batman Returns, Dark Knight Rises…

                >What about Asians complaining on Twitter

                I don’t give a shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In most cartoons, Batman 66 tv show had Catwoman be both black and white, Batman Returns, Dark Knight Rises…
                Yeah see nobody cares about comics or cartoons.

                >>What about Asians complaining on Twitter
                >I don’t give a shit.
                OK but studios do. That's why they haven't raceswapped Thor or Batman, etc.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Lol nobody cares about cartoons

                Okay that still leaves two different movies and one highly iconic live action TV show.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats some big lips on the Black

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the fricking lips on that thing

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is Drebin from MGS4.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he really wants to take part they might be able to screen the film on his lips at the premiere.

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