Male, twinkish, mildly effeminate or flamboyant, some form of "underlying angst" so fat women with the minds of teenagers can pretend he's deeper than he is, and that's about it.
No effeminate, If I meant handsome I would've said handsome. You can be effeminate and handsome and you can be masculine and handsome, and some of the tumblr sexymen are no kind of handsome.
>If I meant handsome I would've said handsome.
I still believe that's what half of these characters fall more under from my observations. Then again, I do admit it's a matter of perception.
it's kinda complicated to try explaining i'd say it's akin to how most of us guys (on this board) are into female characters that aren't 'conventionally attractive': we like to see a moderate amount of ourselves in what we coom to. not too much, not too little
i hope i'm making sense. like i said it's hard to explain
Male, twinkish, mildly effeminate or flamboyant, some form of "underlying angst" so fat women with the minds of teenagers can pretend he's deeper than he is, and that's about it.
Legend holds that one of the easiest ways to get Jade cosplayer pussy was to cosplay as Dave Strider. Perhaps Andrew Hussie made his more or less self insert really cool but kind of angsty in secret, an enigmatic combination that the ladyfolk find... irresistable.
A Rocket variant was supposed to appear in the room where he first saw other Variants in season 1. It ended up only making it as far as the concept art.
Tumblrinas are literally just the genderbend version of Cinemaphileners. >Mostly autistic and or mentally ill >Terminally online with lots of their memes making no sense to outsiders >No IRL social skills >Gets offended easily by media for no fricking reason >Blames the opposite sex for all of their problems >Into niche media usually cartoons >often wants to frick characters in said media
Cinemaphile has more than most other boards but it's hardly "full" of women.
It's still a male dominated space.
6 months ago
Anonymous
How do you know that?
6 months ago
Anonymous
All the coomer threads >inb4 women can be horny too
The husbando and shota threads hardly get as much attention as the MILF, e-girl or waifu threads, and even then theyre mostly gay men (You can tell because they post fat older men instead of young twinks). The only threads that consistently have mostly women are the South Park or Paw Patrol threads
The true female Cinemaphile is Mumsnet. It is a British textboard for mothers. They have many of the same boards as Cinemaphile and even some uniquely gross ones like sporner's corner.
>sporner's corner
I had to go take a look to see what that means. That's hilarious. I'm mildly surprised it's popular enough to get a board of its own, although I'm not too surprised. I've noticed in the past that women tend to have an odd fascination with blackhead removal videos while men are too grossed out to watch them.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Women love gross out content more than men by a thousand fold. The only reason it ever appears different in childhood is social conditioning.
As someone who's been on both Cinemaphile and Tumblr for like 13 years now it's annoying to see people peddle their ancient gamergate opinions on the site as if they were ever factual and represent tumblr at all.
But then again it's this exact reputation that makes tumblr S tier in terms of site culture because morons still believe it's muh trigger website.
The appeal of Tumblr Sexymen over anime boys or even just celebrity crushes is that they're unorthodox and not meant to be simped for.
Characters like: Sans, the Once-ler, the Warden and Bill Cypher are tried and true Sexymen because they were not created with the intent of being simped for.
Characters like: Alistair, Blackhat, Professor Venomous (and even Jackfrost) aren't genuine Tumblr Sexymen because they were created or catered to with a female audience in mind.
There are no universal qualities that make a Sexyman, but being light skinned, dapper dress, skinny and tall are popular plus being powerful, rich, sense of humor, mentally ill and or secretly soft side but these are the superficial attributes which can be faked.
The only true way of making a Sexyman is to make a character with no intention of being simped for yet are completely simp worthy.
TL;DR Just write all your male characters with their own unique sense of appeal and someone or a someones will find that appealing or perhaps simp worthy.
Why would you shift from "Hairy green monster Onceler" to a human twink Onceler if you weren't intentionally planning on getting people to simp for a personification of Capitalism?
That's dumb, Twinkler defeats the purpose of the Oncler being faceless and unseen because he's supposed to be anyone, mankind's greed and shortsightedness isn't confined to one face and could lurk in any and every heart be vigilant you don't become him. But a muppet? Now he's not even human.
Cute in a quirky or adorkable way, rather than outright handsome or pretty.
I guess one way to go about it would be to start with a conventionally attractive male design as a base, either a typical bishonen or chad, and then deviate from it by tweaking or exaggerating certain features, such as the size of his nose or the shape of his eyes, turning him into somewhat of a caricature of his original version.
Alternatively, one could choose to do the opposite: to make a caricature of a stereotypically cringy nerd or basement-dweller otaku, and then cutefy it by giving him puppy eyes or whatever.
Also, his default outfit should be cosplayer-bait for tomboyish/androgynous teenage girls, the safest option being a brightly colored hipstery suit, seasoned with some inspiration from a popular subculture or Internet aesthetic, such as dark academia, or any of the other "cores" which are trendy in Instagram and TikTok.
as someone that used to simp for the onceler, just create a lanky looking guy that embodies both masculine/feminine personality traits so girls can relate to him without feeling like theyre lesbians or being too intimidated by their masculinity. You need to make a male that wont scare girls with daddy issues off pretty much
why is tumblr sexyman STILL relevent in fandom today? Why do people hang onto what 13 year old girls schlicked to 10 YEARS AGO on a now dead website???
I have some thoughts on this. Tumblr sexy appears to have these things in common: >Dark hair >Very skinny, spindly even >Dark features not necessary but helps >Tall or long clothing to make them appear tall >Sharp or small facial features. Very important >Not dark and brooding or edgy. Imagine someone who was a skeevy goth punk like five years ago and has just grown out of it into a young man palling around Portland (without the domestic terrorism.) That kind of look.
>>>/ic/
1. male
2. sexy
3. Something that glows.
That is literally all you need.
Take a sleezeball who pump and dumps chicks, give him some vaguely fatherly attributes, then de age him until he's a teenager.
White
effeminate
Willy Wonka inspired fashion sense and a whimsical British accent to go along with it
You can't. As an Anon you lack the levels of empathy required.
Lanky, white, and effeminate
>effeminate
handsome*
No effeminate, If I meant handsome I would've said handsome. You can be effeminate and handsome and you can be masculine and handsome, and some of the tumblr sexymen are no kind of handsome.
>If I meant handsome I would've said handsome.
I still believe that's what half of these characters fall more under from my observations. Then again, I do admit it's a matter of perception.
I mean one is literally a fat manlet skeleton, he doesn't even get the sexy humanized treatment he's just a fat skeleton.
King Candy only was liked as Turbo or in his bug form
>kylo closer to clown than onceler
kek gets me everytime
it's kinda complicated to try explaining i'd say it's akin to how most of us guys (on this board) are into female characters that aren't 'conventionally attractive': we like to see a moderate amount of ourselves in what we coom to. not too much, not too little
i hope i'm making sense. like i said it's hard to explain
Male, twinkish, mildly effeminate or flamboyant, some form of "underlying angst" so fat women with the minds of teenagers can pretend he's deeper than he is, and that's about it.
Is that Dave Strider from Homestuck? Why??
Legend holds that one of the easiest ways to get Jade cosplayer pussy was to cosplay as Dave Strider. Perhaps Andrew Hussie made his more or less self insert really cool but kind of angsty in secret, an enigmatic combination that the ladyfolk find... irresistable.
I can't imagine that EVERY fujo enjoys seeing Loki emasculated as thoroughly as we've seen him.
Fujos jack off to literal homosexual b***hes, anon
Because Fujos drool at the thought of some submissively looking man and absolutely WRECKING him.
Some form of David Tennant.
>fujo
These are just teenagers that would've schlicked to Dicaprio back in the day. They'll find some tall dork with a job eventually.
A Rocket variant was supposed to appear in the room where he first saw other Variants in season 1. It ended up only making it as far as the concept art.
Primary factor is making him stand out from the rest of the cast, and also having a serial killer personality.
Who are seximen 1, 3 and 4?
Wait I mean 1, 2 and 4. 3 is Dr who
Spock
Kira (DS9)
England (Hetalia)
These are not Tumblr seximen, they are characters whose popular ship is an alternate version of themselves
Man how deep do you have to be in this fandom shit to get this, some people are in desperate need of a life outside the internet
Tumblrinas are literally just the genderbend version of Cinemaphileners.
>Mostly autistic and or mentally ill
>Terminally online with lots of their memes making no sense to outsiders
>No IRL social skills
>Gets offended easily by media for no fricking reason
>Blames the opposite sex for all of their problems
>Into niche media usually cartoons
>often wants to frick characters in said media
Except Cinemaphile is full of women
Cinemaphile has more than most other boards but it's hardly "full" of women.
It's still a male dominated space.
How do you know that?
All the coomer threads
>inb4 women can be horny too
The husbando and shota threads hardly get as much attention as the MILF, e-girl or waifu threads, and even then theyre mostly gay men (You can tell because they post fat older men instead of young twinks). The only threads that consistently have mostly women are the South Park or Paw Patrol threads
Nah there's like a handful of shotacon b***hes in the South Park and Paw Patrol threads but it's still a tiny percentage
You're at least a decade behind with this revelation behind the 4chumblr crackship
The true female Cinemaphile is Mumsnet. It is a British textboard for mothers. They have many of the same boards as Cinemaphile and even some uniquely gross ones like sporner's corner.
>sporner's corner
I had to go take a look to see what that means. That's hilarious. I'm mildly surprised it's popular enough to get a board of its own, although I'm not too surprised. I've noticed in the past that women tend to have an odd fascination with blackhead removal videos while men are too grossed out to watch them.
Women love gross out content more than men by a thousand fold. The only reason it ever appears different in childhood is social conditioning.
>Looks at the main liveleak audience
They literally aren't but if it makes you feel smarter to believe that go ahead
They are.
They aren't and your list was just a mix of strawmen and projection anyway.
>guy with a two-digit IQ insists he's figured out two large and varying groups of people
As someone who's been on both Cinemaphile and Tumblr for like 13 years now it's annoying to see people peddle their ancient gamergate opinions on the site as if they were ever factual and represent tumblr at all.
But then again it's this exact reputation that makes tumblr S tier in terms of site culture because morons still believe it's muh trigger website.
I know the fifth sexyman is dave from homestuck but who's the green riddler looking guy before Sans meant to be?
It's just the first and probably most infamous tumblr sexyman in existence.
The one slur
The appeal of Tumblr Sexymen over anime boys or even just celebrity crushes is that they're unorthodox and not meant to be simped for.
Characters like: Sans, the Once-ler, the Warden and Bill Cypher are tried and true Sexymen because they were not created with the intent of being simped for.
Characters like: Alistair, Blackhat, Professor Venomous (and even Jackfrost) aren't genuine Tumblr Sexymen because they were created or catered to with a female audience in mind.
There are no universal qualities that make a Sexyman, but being light skinned, dapper dress, skinny and tall are popular plus being powerful, rich, sense of humor, mentally ill and or secretly soft side but these are the superficial attributes which can be faked.
The only true way of making a Sexyman is to make a character with no intention of being simped for yet are completely simp worthy.
TL;DR Just write all your male characters with their own unique sense of appeal and someone or a someones will find that appealing or perhaps simp worthy.
Yeah I'd generalize lanky, a bit smarmy, and in a suit, as commonalities, but there are outliers.
Why would you shift from "Hairy green monster Onceler" to a human twink Onceler if you weren't intentionally planning on getting people to simp for a personification of Capitalism?
That's dumb, Twinkler defeats the purpose of the Oncler being faceless and unseen because he's supposed to be anyone, mankind's greed and shortsightedness isn't confined to one face and could lurk in any and every heart be vigilant you don't become him. But a muppet? Now he's not even human.
Tall
Tricksy
Secretly a badass fighter
So both OP and the person who redrew this with Jax totally misunderstood the image huh
Why is Loki after Sans? I thought he was more popular back in the Avengers days, which was before Undertale.
See
He's just recently started to be shipped with his alternate self (Sylvie from Loki)
Needs to looks slightly rapeable as in won't resist too much.
You can't.
You have to be a woman first or the kind of edgy homosexual who accidentally makes one of these by making a self-insert.
What is the complete opposite of the Tumblr sexy man?
Any examples?
By jove, he truly is anti-tumblr sexyman
Sad old dad that can impregnate them while simultaneously looking like a burnt out teen heartthrob.
>Say I want to create a Tumblr sexyman
Step 1: Don't
A what now?
Cute in a quirky or adorkable way, rather than outright handsome or pretty.
I guess one way to go about it would be to start with a conventionally attractive male design as a base, either a typical bishonen or chad, and then deviate from it by tweaking or exaggerating certain features, such as the size of his nose or the shape of his eyes, turning him into somewhat of a caricature of his original version.
Alternatively, one could choose to do the opposite: to make a caricature of a stereotypically cringy nerd or basement-dweller otaku, and then cutefy it by giving him puppy eyes or whatever.
Also, his default outfit should be cosplayer-bait for tomboyish/androgynous teenage girls, the safest option being a brightly colored hipstery suit, seasoned with some inspiration from a popular subculture or Internet aesthetic, such as dark academia, or any of the other "cores" which are trendy in Instagram and TikTok.
as someone that used to simp for the onceler, just create a lanky looking guy that embodies both masculine/feminine personality traits so girls can relate to him without feeling like theyre lesbians or being too intimidated by their masculinity. You need to make a male that wont scare girls with daddy issues off pretty much
Make him
>tall
>lanky
>bad boy
>good looking
>top hat
>white
Aloof goofball with a cute smile, but don't make him too innocent or else he'll fall into the cinnamon bun category
why is tumblr sexyman STILL relevent in fandom today? Why do people hang onto what 13 year old girls schlicked to 10 YEARS AGO on a now dead website???
You're a moron
It contradicts mainstream masculine ideals so hard it mindbreaks guys who similar looking IRL yet have zero game.
Because there's always a new one every few years, what do you mean?
I have some thoughts on this. Tumblr sexy appears to have these things in common:
>Dark hair
>Very skinny, spindly even
>Dark features not necessary but helps
>Tall or long clothing to make them appear tall
>Sharp or small facial features. Very important
>Not dark and brooding or edgy. Imagine someone who was a skeevy goth punk like five years ago and has just grown out of it into a young man palling around Portland (without the domestic terrorism.) That kind of look.
Who are the last 3 men at the end?