that’s the story big media reported but isn’t entirely accurate. what happened was the snowplow transformed with renner still inside of it, revealing itself to be a decepticon in disguise. they were looking for a cube out in the snow, and renner’s dick was caught in the crossfire. tragic, but don’t let them fool you… decepticons are among us.
His dick disappeared
How high pitched is his voice now?
I hear hes
the next Alvin
Rocks rundown?
Weiner whereabouts?
wiener condition?
Dick damage?
Schlong status?
genital geolocation?
NO MORE PEEPEE
Modern medicine. Its a marvel.
Is this real?
Yup. His penis really did fall into the woodchipper that fateful day. Lest we forget.
Does he have "taints" now instead of a "taint"?
>I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY (penis)
Hawkeye?
More like wienerbye
At least I'm alive
Ball status?
inchworm intelligence?
Johnson jury?
Frank fate?
WHERE THE FRICK IS HIS PENIS FFS
Pecker problem?
WHERE IS IT
Why did he get so close to that loose zamboni with his peanus out? Is he stupid?
humiliation ritual
Dong dilemma?
I thought we liked Jeremy Renner. Are we seriously making fun of his obliterated penis?
i liked him in mayor of kingstown
>How do you break a taint?
Ask Chris Watts.
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There's nothing funny about a man's penis being atomized by a seven ton industrial-grade snow vehicle. Stop laughing.
that’s the story big media reported but isn’t entirely accurate. what happened was the snowplow transformed with renner still inside of it, revealing itself to be a decepticon in disguise. they were looking for a cube out in the snow, and renner’s dick was caught in the crossfire. tragic, but don’t let them fool you… decepticons are among us.
Rod report?
Stewarted
We can... rebuild him. We have the technology.
status: rennervated
BROKEN
TAINT
had a bad sprain and could not run for six months. he had 30plus broken bones, one popped eye and he could.