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is this another forced meme?
They tried to make it one, but everytime it gets SWAAAMMMPed by people who find her quite hot.
>SWAAAMMMPed by people who find her quite hot.
a couple of poos doesn't qualify as a "swaaaammmp"
>is this another force- ACK
Ok Disney troony
Rent free. Anti-shills ALWAYS respond
So yes?
Why do leftoids steal memes from the right?
Yes
Yes.
Give it up. The left can't meme.
Is it really forced? It's an awful song spammed for shitposting
I unironically find her hot in a asiaticy sort of way.
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Zozzle
nihao
Post this in every TLM remake thread from now on.
He already does because he is a chud without a life
Also because it's really funny
As opposed to you that defends daddy Disney's latest flop for free against the evil chuds. Really making the world a better place, buddy
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Someone send this to her. I want another Warwick Davis situation.
Chinese woman's head stuck on a fascist goose
her face looks suspiciously like a pear
cluck?
How does Cigar Frog keep getting work when she's proven to be box office poison?
She eats seagulls with fried rice.
flied lice
ACK
do you remember the swamp?
do you remember her song in the swamp?
when she was like womp chicka womp womp, chicka womp womp?
>references literal porno music
>in a children's movie
How the actual frick did she get away with it?
Who actually is this?
Some literal who actress that stars in every woke flop nowadays, most recently in the Black person flopmaid
>literal who
why are incels so obsessed with this phrase?
>flopmaid
not a flop, chud.
Awkwafina is being hyped as the "next big thing" since she checks everything off. She's a woman, asian, and associated with rap. That makes her hip and cool.
Meanwhile the chinese call her "Cigar Frog" and question why someone so ugly is in movies.
>Meanwhile the chinese call her "Cigar Frog"
That never happened. Its an incel meme.
>>one CCP media official reportedly asked why "cigar frog" (Awkwafina) is the supporting female character, in reference her signature prominent mouth and husky voice
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/151064014/#151064014
As you can see, you had to link to a Cinemaphile post rather than a real source. Because some chud here made it up.
what is a cigar frog? I don't understand chinese insults at all.
Its not a chinese insult, it is a chud insult wrongly attributed to the chinese.
She has a giant mouth akin to a frog and a husky deep voice. Some CCP official decided to call her "Cigar Frog" for that reason. As in she looks like a frog and sounds like she smokes cigars. Are you an ESL who can't get expressions?
Real post, and anon was kind enough to translate it since it was so funny.
Come on, even Freud said it.
Sucks beaucoup dick for career “advancement”
she has a deeper voice than 99% of this board and looks like a frog. That's pretty much it
I wanna fug that frog
the tuesday special at the wet market
>anonymous sources
why do leftist trannies always trust these?
wrong. its real and you're coping
ergoforth, the cope
Ah. Thanks anon. Hope she has lewd feet
>she checks everything off
She has yet to come out as a dyke or turn into a troony.
>disney chose to release this song for marketing of the film
>morons on the internet shit on it, not realizing it helps the algorithm
>kids like it because its so silly
you got played like fiddles they picked this song out of all the songs in the movie to upload to youtube for a reason but you were to moronic to realize it
I want to rapaciously rim her rice chute while she beatboxes with her butthole.
>Get woke go bro-ACK
there's a reason why chuds suddenly stopped making threads about this film...
you are still here
No we aren’t
Correct because the movie still has not made 500 million world wide, and even if it stayed in theaters for another 3 months it would never reach profitability. Theaters are already shutting it out to make room for newer movies, and for the remainder of its run it's going to be one-screen-per-theater matinee fodder. Disney princess remakes routinely broke a billion dollars and this one will not even reach the profitability threshold.
Of course, Disney will sell themselves the streaming rights for $100 million and claim that it made back its money, but they can't hide the truth.
>Of course, Disney will sell themselves the streaming rights for $100 million and claim that it made back its money, but they can't hide the truth.
D+ is a money sink that they think they have to spend 10 years minimum on before they turn a profit. If everything else was making huge money D+ would be fine, but almost everything is also a money sink for Disney now. I think they lost 1 billion on animated films since 2019 too.
Disney thought they could get away with money sink projects because the cash cows like the MCU and live action remakes and parks were making so much money, but now those are all losing money too. Everything is a money sink at Disney right now and Bob Iger, being a complete nitwit whose legacy was a bunch of buyouts, none of which are making money anymore (or were doomed to lose money from the start, like Lucasfilm and Fox), is incapable of turning things around.
This is all going to come to a head when Nelson Pelts forces a change in leadership. Bob Iger, just like Michael Eisner before him, clung to his job longer than he should have and now the company is in the same peril that they saved it from when they became CEO.
Iger’s sheer arrogance in using Chapek as a fall guy for all his frick ups coming home to roost, only to double down on all the decisions that caused the problems in the first place, is mind boggling. He had the perfect excuse to wipe the slate clean and utterly pissed it away.
This moron thought he was going to be president of the united states. His legacy is going to be that he saved Disney in the 00s by buying Pixar to get John Lasseter, only to fire him for hugging people, and then blowing a hundred billion more on other buyouts that he ultimately squandered.
The fox buyout was never going to be profitable at the price he paid for it, though. Fox was worth $30 billion tops, and Universal baited Iger into buying it for $70 billion. Fox was a complete loss that is never going to pay for itself, and even Lucasfilm at the comparatively "modest" $5 billion is still not pulling in a profit. And no, adding up all the box office grosses and toy sales without considering what Disney's actual percentage of that revenue is, and ignoring the annual interest they owe on their investment, does not count. Star Wars didn't have ot be a bad investment but Disney shut out Lucas just like they shut out Lasseter and ran the studio into the ground, and they won't sell it because like a gambling addict they think they have to win their losses back before they can cash out.
>This moron thought he was going to be president of the united states. His legacy is going to be that he saved Disney in the 00s by buying Pixar to get John Lasseter, only to fire him for hugging people, and then blowing a hundred billion more on other buyouts that he ultimately squandered.
fricking facts
Don’t forget about the dumpster fire that is Disney Marvel post-Endgame
For me it's the fact he didn't downsize after Endgame. Literally everyone who wasn't a fan-blinded ꜱoy elemental could tell that the MCU was going to get diminishing returns (even if only an insider could have told you how badly they were going to frick it up) but he didn't downsize in the slightest. The Shanghai shivers wouldn't have hit disney nearly as hard if they'd been preparing for a slump
They’ve also got the Hulu iceberg waiting in the distance to frick them in the ass for billions. I’m curious if they’re going to sell something off or take a loan and try israeliteing their way out. Disney are notorious for never letting anything leave the vault, but the interest alone on a loan big enough to cover Hulu would be ruinous
TLDR
>denies reality
yeah, cuz it was so boring that shitposting wasn't even worth it.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/disney-set-to-lose-millions-as-the-little-mermaid-tanks/ar-AA1c9dWq
It's doing very well in USA, but bombing internationally. Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, especially hate it. They dance around it but they just don't like her being black and lowkey think she's ugly.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/185351726/#185351726
>It's doing very well in USA
It’s a bit of an overstatement, it’ll make less money (about 300-325M) domestically than Aladdin 4 years ago (355M), even without adjusting for inflation. Adjusted for inflation Aladdin’s domestic box office would be about 405M today.
>adjusting for inflation
like clockwork lmao
>understanding basic math is white supremacy
Well, that's unironically what the left believes.
255m domestic
212 international
Studios only get 60% of the domestic gross and 40% if the international gross. Is still hasn’t made back it’s production budget if 250m yet, and the of course there’s the marketing budget.
>Studios only get 60% of the domestic gross and 40% if the international gross. Is still hasn’t made back it’s production budget if 250m yet, and the of course there’s the marketing budget.
Chudmath
Multiple sources say this.
https://www.musicgateway.com/blog/filmmaking/how-do-movie-theaters-make-money#:~:text=However%2C%20the%20movie%20studio%20usually,Theaters%20receive%20the%20remaining%2040%25.
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/093015/how-exactly-do-movies-make-money.asp
Disney has made 237m, it cost them 250m plus another 100-200m on advertising. It’s a certified flop.
What now, troony?
You still haven't posted that Awkwafina facefrick porn, chud.
>Studios only get 60% of the domestic gross and 40% if the international gross.
as always, numbercope without any source. you are pulling this out of your ass. go on, say "adjust for inflation!!" next, chuddie.
How new?
Just a deranged troony
If it's not true, how much do the studios take in domestically and internationally?
The amount of what they take is adjusted for chud cope. They take exactly however much is needed to pretend that the movie is a flop.
So the female chuds that wrote those articles are lying then?
If you are a pixieduster then everything that makes Disney look bad is a lie, and every time they have to admit Disney has a failure, it's because of some external factor that Disney had no control over.
>still hasn't made 500 million
all the other posts you fabricated are irrelevant except the top one. lol kys.
So I went and watched it finally, and yeah dunno man why is a frickin shithawk rapping
Cuz Awkwafina is hip and cool.
I mean aren't disney movies supposed to be classics? Do they really think this will age well in 10-20 years?
>I mean aren't disney movies supposed to be classics? Do they really think this will age well in 10-20 years?
Oh they gave that up a while back. Shrek and others pioneered pop culture jokes that wont' age well. Awkwafina rapping isn't as bad as that though.
I mean shrek still holds up today, I don't think this will stay as relevant nearly as long
are there any pics of her body? I swear all the pics posted here are headshots with those chompers exposed
She's a floating head
If not for the shitty tattoos she'd just look like a normal asian.
Would.
I have only ever seen a woman like that in the context of face fricking porn. It's wild and without thinking I just associated those young "pretty" very asian looking women with face fricking porn. I was taken aback when she was just walking around and expected to be taken seriously as a celeb.
>b-but that's the face fricking archetype!
>I have only ever seen a woman like that in the context of face fricking porn.
No, chud, this is a lie. Otherwise you could link me to all this alleged facefricking porn starring women who look like Awkwafina
I hope Disney pays you at least
>no link to the facefricking porn
>no source for the numbercope
I accept your concession.
Not him, troony shill. Movie's still a flop, btw
>Not him
Sure you're not, sweatie. You are totally nta and absolutely did not get btfo hard.
She does have the facefricking porn phenotype frfr
prove it already. where are the links?
>implying
they havent had large jaw moon faced bug girls on facial abuse
>Has to wear a dress that is intentionally made to give the illusion that the wearer is not the fat frick they actually are
kek
I think shes just a fridge
shes a cute fridge, like jurassic world/cowboy bepop girl
Her face screams "high test female", i bet her clitoris is the size of my pinky toe
That's the kind of woman that will give you strong sons. Though in her case they'd be hapas so I guess it would cancel out.
I thought I read somewhere that she's a troony? Am I wrong? Does she just look and sound like a troony?
She would look absolutely disgusting naked. You guys definitely can't undress women with your mind can ya
When you’re feeling low, just remember that you’re not the loser ITT who has spent over a month pretending to be moronic, even after it became clear that the movie he was white knighting to annoy people was not going to be a success.
lol
What's going on in this thread???
That's fricking disgusting. I guess when your hair looks like that you get huge crabs.
>my vag is better than your vag
i know a lot of really fat pigeons
I find her cute tho
disney is a brand in asia. imagine if you changed mickey mouse to be an elephant homie. all of the people who bought in would be rightfully pissed
I thought the shills contracts would expire after 2 weeks box office. Must be some intern working pro-bono.
No one cares about the little tarmaid
i wish that they would choose a chinky bug that isn't bogged as frick to be a movie star
>awkwafina
>bogged
uwotm8?
they dont get as wide, round and flat (that you would lol if the said "i did a song, you aint got one) as awkwafina's
REMEMBER THE SWAAAAAAAA REMEMBER MAH SONG IN THE SWAAAAAMP WHEN I WAS LIKE WAAAAAAAWAAA AND THE WAWA WAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Yes, chud, I remember the Swah. And so do you. You will never forget it.
>$250 million budget
>$140 millon marketing
>$467 million box office after three weeks
Don't forget to short your $DIS Cinemaphilebros, don't miss on those easy gains
唐纳德赢了。
Water Bottle Betty
I want to spend so much time nibbling away at her slanteyed shitchute that they call me c**tfucious.
I still don't know why she's famous, or cast in anything.
>looks gross
>sounds gross
>can't sing
So why
Nah, she cute.
The feckin chompers on her
meme doesnt work for awkwafina
It literally does though
if she's not going to use a whittening toothpaste, she should smile less
>tattoos
dropped
Imagine putting your dick between those gnashers. The thrill of staring at her pretty face while wondering whether she'll suddenly decide to chomp down and sever your manhood and grind it up like a sausage in a blender
Genuinely love her bros.
ya make that billie yet?
Can you believe the scuttlebutt?
Get dressed child!
You're welcome for the scuttlebutt
We gotta lotta work to do before sundown
S-s-s-s-s-scuttlebutt, scuttlebutt, hey
Oh, please let this be the day
Let's go, let's go
Let's go!
We got it!
The gossip! The buzz!
The who-said-what-who-does-that-yeah-I-told-you-so
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
We gotta go before the sun go down
What?
Gotta get her ready for the big showdown
Right!
Go ahead and get her out of bed
And get her ready for the wedding
Sun is setting, so we can't slow down
The scuttlebutt!
>Can you believe the scuttlebutt?
>Get undressed child!
>You're welcome for the scuttlebutt
>We gotta lotta work to do before sundown
>S-s-s-s-s-scuttlebutt,